Crimmy BB Greentext I: Pedophelic Hallway Monitor

>Be me a few days ago
>Go to school
>Go to the bathroom
>Decide to summon Crimsonfield because why not
>Turn off the lights
>Look in the mirror
>Begin chanting Crimmy Babe OwO
>A friend walks in in the middle of it
>"Anon what the fuck are you doing?"
>Finish fifth chant
>"Uhh... summoning a demon"
>Before he can ask more Crimsonfield suddenly appears from thin air
>Friend asks "That thing's a demon?"
>Me: "I'll explain later. Crimmy I need you to do so-"
>Hallway monitor hears all of this and bursts in
>If you don't already know, that guy's a pedophile
>Staring at Crimmy
>Tells her to go with him
>She follows him out
>My friend and I look at each other knowing what's probably gonna happen
>Fast forward a few days later
>See hallway monitor's mugshot in the news
>We knew it
>Headline went as follows
>School Hallway Monitor Arrested for Having Sexual Relations With Sixteen Year Old British Girl
>MFW