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<CDAtWork> okay, you might enjoy this. I'm trying not to laugh my ass off
<Earthflame> Ohh?
<CDAtWork> 3:51:30 PM  ARF It blows apart into bits of black flesh which dribble into the floor and fade away. "Yes! Hello to you. Baron Watchoutforthe, I presume?"
<CDAtWork> 3:51:44 PM Parva_M  "It's *everywhere*. Not in one space--or, at least, not for very long. And yes." She rises to her feet. "That would be me."
<CDAtWork> 3:52:45 PM  ARF "Charmed!" The voice does indeed seem to bounce about, coming from one side of the chamber, then the other "Now, my employer asked that I take away that which you love, torture you and then kill you as an example to the rest."
<CDAtWork> 3:53:17 PM Parva_M  "I'm afraid you'll have to get in line," she says dryly.
<CDAtWork> 3:53:44 PM  ARF A blade forms from thin air, long and razor thin. A hand appears on its hilt, lifting it off the ground "Of course you- what? There's a queue?"
<Earthflame> Hahahahaha
<CDAtWork> 3:54:20 PM Amadeus_Grimgrog  "Bloody longer'n a mile."
<CDAtWork> 3:54:56 PM  ARF The lengthy blade quivers in midair "Well that's unfortunate. I'll have to kill them too."
<CDAtWork> 3:55:55 PM Parva_M  "If you'd be a dear, start with them first. Save the best for last, and all that, you see?"
<CDAtWork> 3:57:17 PM  ARF Another hand appears, twenty feet away. It strokes a non-existent face "That's good enough for me. I'll kill your companions on the way out then. Give you something to bemoan."
<CDAtWork> 3:58:18 PM Parva_M  "Oh, no, you needn't do that. I'm quite distraught at my ultimate fate, you see?" She drapes a hand over her face melodramatically. "Woe is me, for I am to die by an unseen foe. Woe, woe."
<CDAtWork> 3:58:35 PM Amadeus_Grimgrog  "So which one are ye workin' fer? The abyssal prince? Onna th'dark gods, prolly."
<CDAtWork> 3:58:55 PM Parva_M  She lifts the hand. "It's not an unseen hand, you understand, as I can see the hand gripping your weapon there. But as I cannot see the rest of you...precision in speaking and all that, you know."
<CDAtWork> 4:00:13 PM  Amadeus_Grimgrog look at the arm..then..looks at it and focuses.
<CDAtWork> 4:00:30 PM  ARF "I'm not unseen yes. You grasp something of my nature." A helmet stylized with a demon's face appears. It bobs and bows, planting cold metal lips upon the back of Parva's hand "It's a pleasure to meet you by the way."
<CDAtWork> 4:01:02 PM Parva_M  "Why, thank you. I wish it could be under different circumstances, you understand. Might I have a name to address my ultimate demise by?"
<Earthflame> That is fantastically British
<CDAtWork> isn't it?
<CDAtWork> although I think my favorite part is still the break--"There's a queue?"
<Earthflame> Yeaaaaaah
<CDAtWork> meanwhile I'm rolling Bluff behind the scenes and praying to god it works :P
<CDAtWork> (Parva is me)
<Earthflame> Niiiiice
<CDAtWork> aaaaaaaand the rest of the party ruined it
<CDAtWork> oh well
<Earthflame> Aww
<CDAtWork> we may have a way out, yay~