Little Billy Goes to Basement

	LITTLE BILLY GOES TO BASEMENT

	It was a fine April afternoon. Little Billy just got home from an average, yet testing day of school. "What I learned in school was," spoke Billy, "was how to divide fractions! I also learned what cells are! Oh... and uh... smoking is bad!" Little Billy, after telling his mother about his day at school, later then hopped onto his desktop computer.

	The computer boots up, and then he logs in. Billy contemplates his next course of action. Boot up the Epic Games launcher? The Steam Launcher? Roblox? Instead, he opens up YouTube. He watches video after video after video before discovering... "Attorney Online - Break during a court in a nutshell". Not his usual tastes, but he could not help but watch it. The presence of L'Belle, the insanity of it all, and the accompanied laughter. Billy quite enjoyed that video! In fact, he'd like to participate in such antics as well! Reading up on it, he decides to enter in.

	Billy... oh sweet, naive Billy. His first mistake was not going on WebAO, but simply wanting to go to AO in the first place. He searches for the server he thinks was in the video... Aha! That must be it! AO Official Unofficial Server (Vanilla)! That's weird, he doesn't see the characters he saw in the video. But, Billy doesn't mind that. Instead, he just presses on and selects Apollo. His next mistake.

	"Hi guys! I'm new!" Thus spoke his character.
	"SHUT UP APOLLO!"
	"apollo is gay"
	"Fuck off, Apollo."
	"i want to eat your ass, Apollo!"

	What the fuck is this, Billy might've thought, excluding the no-no word. This... grotesque and god awful language. This is not at all the fun times he wants, this is just toxic! Oh wait, there's the disclaimer. But still, this? Billy wants to leave. He turns to the chat once more.

	"How do I leave?" Billy worriedly inquired.
	"You don't."
	"i said shut the fuck up, apollo"
	"*fucks apollo*"
	"No one can leave the basement."

	He's had enough with AO! He moves his mouse to the exi-... What?! The exit button is gone! It's true, he really can't escape. "I'll just turn off my computer!" But alas, he found himself not doing that. Instead, he is still on WebAO. Then, as if he was being possessed, his hands moved in an unfamiliar pattern. He clicks the objection emote, and then the objection icon, types in "PHOENIX IS GAY!" and presses enter. It's already begun. Little Billy, who once was such an innocent soul, is surely being converted. Won't be long before he becomes yet another dweller, indistinguishable from the rest.

	...

	"Why leave?", he thought. "I'm having lots of fun!" And thus, Little Billy already adapted to his new life. A life of shitposts and a life of shenanigans. A life of n-word passes and a life of borderline ERP. A life of... basement-tude.