Sound-Joke-ChuckNorris.ps1

$ChuckNJoke = ((Invoke-WebRequest -UseBasicParsing -Uri "https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random").content|ConvertFrom-Json).Value

$error.clear()
try { $QuestionExists = "$ChuckNJoke" -Match "?" }
catch { "Error occured" }
if (!$error) { $CharArray =$ChuckNJoke.Split("?") }


$TwoPeriodsExists = ($ChuckNJoke.ToCharArray() -eq '.').count
$error.clear()
try { $TwoPeriodsExists -eq 2 }
catch { "Error occured" }
if (!$error) { $CharArray =$ChuckNJoke.Split(".") }


If ($CharArray.count -eq 2) {
  (New-Object -com SAPI.SpVoice).speak($CharArray[0])

  }  Else {

  (New-Object -com SAPI.SpVoice).speak($CharArray[0]) ; Start-Sleep -s 2
  (New-Object -com SAPI.SpVoice).speak($CharArray[1])
}