[M4M] Trick or Dick!

///Trick or Dick
[older man] [DILF]

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[Doorbell ring]

Trick-or-treaters? At 11:19? Who would…?

[open door]

AUSTIN:
/// "Trick or treat, Smell my feet.
\\\ Give me something good to eat
/// If you don't, I won't care—
\\\ I'll pull down your underwear!"

"Smell your feet" huh? Austin, aren't you, uh, a little *old* to be trick-or-treating for candy? I mean, you even drove yourself over here—I can see your car on my driveway. And didn't you turn 19 last month?

[Facepalm] Austin. You're wearing your old baseball uniform as your costume. Not only can I see your whole face but your old number too. Of course I know it's you.

No, you're not getting any candy from me. You're 19 now.

[He turns away]

Austin.

You're *19* now. I can get you something better than candy to eat. Full size too. Come inside…

[Door closes behind you]

Your uniform's kind of a lazy way out, don't you think? Hell, even I dug out my police costume and cuffs.

What would I have dressed you as? I dunno. [You pull him close] Is it too cold to be a Spartan? You're certainly built for it, we made sure of that. Maybe a lumberjack? You're already letting your hair grow in…all the right places. How about a ghost? Mhmm. Get all covered in "ectoplasm." [chuckle]

But I think, though, that you look best…when you're wearing nothing at all…

[The rest of the text is smudged by sticky caramel and musky ectoplasm.]