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  1. #WWIII Day#4
  2. #GazaGenocide
  3. #GatesOfHell
  4. #AxisOfResistance
  5. #Iran
  6.  
  7. (It is interesting to note that Isreali(sic) Govt. started this War on Friday the 13th of June and day 616 of the #GazaGenocide)
  8. ⚠️H2SO4⚠️
  9.  
  10. 🦊🤮
  11. "Sicut vulpes ad vomitum suum redit!"
  12. Breaking
  13.  
  14. France launches six, conventionally tipped, cruise missiles at Sellafield Nuclear Processing Facility. Plutonium particles fall out over Cumbria, North England and the Borders.
  15. Scotland is miraculously spared...
  16.  
  17. Brasil, Russia, Iran (!), China and Scotland (BRICS) call on England not to retaliate as France has multiple submarines with nuclear-tipped missiles and we don't want to see Europe hurt in any way...
  18.  
  19. "Bollocks to that!" sez #TelAvivKeith and launches six conventionally tipped cruise missiles at the Flamanville Nuclear Power Plant in Normandy
  20. Sadly the wind is blowing North.
  21.  
  22. The Isle of Wight; Portsmouth, Southampton, Bournemouth and the North Wessex Downs are dosed with copious radioactive debris.
  23.  
  24. "Bugger!" sez #TelAvivKeith...
  25.  
  26. France bombs Harwell for good measure. Oxford is pretty much toast... with marmalade.
  27. (Had to be done;)
  28.  
  29. America calls on England not to retaliate or they will start shipping bleach with chicken McNuggets.
  30. "Bollocks to that" sez #TelAvivKeith
  31. and bombs Brussels.
  32. "FcUK Sorr..." sez #TelAvivKeith
  33. as NATO destroys Westminster with six nuclear missiles
  34. London and all the Home Counties are obliterated in the firestorm.
  35.  
  36. Scotland declares Independence!
  37. Hurrah!
  38.  
  39. #IndyRef &tc
  40.  
  41. MEANWHILE in the real world ?
  42. Sigh!
  43.  
  44. The Isreali(sic) state has, according to some estimates, as many as 400 nuclear bombs.
  45.  
  46. The Isreali(sic) state has recently vowed to utterly destroy Iran. Or, rather get the United States of AIPAC to take on that task.
  47.  
  48. The Isreali(sic) state has, on multiple occasions over 30 years, repeatedly accused Iran of manufacturing a nuclear bomb. As has its allies.
  49. Something of a Greek chorus...
  50.  
  51. The Isreali(sic) state has ignored all evidence to the contrary from various nuclear inspectors. Including those from some of its allies!
  52.  
  53. The Isreali(sic) state refuses to allow ANY inspection of its nuclear facilities.
  54. By ANYONE. Even its most trusted allies.
  55.  
  56. The Isreali(sic) state has threatened all-out nuclear war if its integrity is threatened.
  57. (One assumes this integrity now includes parts of Lebanon, Syria, the West Bank, Jerusalem and naturally Gaza. Along with any other territory it can grab whilst the going is er... 'good'.)
  58.  
  59. The Isreali(sic) state has arranged to destroy or emasculate all the major military powers in the region:
  60.  
  61. - Libya gave up its nuclear ambitions and was destroyed by Isreali(sic) poodles in Europe with the assistance of its major poodle: the United States of AIPAC.
  62.  
  63. - Iraq was falsely accused by the United States of AIPAC (and Labour Friends of Israel) of manufacturing weapons of mass destruction.
  64. #BibiTheBabyButcher stated to Congress that Saddam Hussain's downfall would restore peace to the region.
  65. It remains in chaos to this day...
  66. Iraq and the region
  67.  
  68. - Lebanon has been repeatedly invaded, bombed and terrorised by the Isreali(sic) state. No foreign entities required...
  69. (Well it is next door!)
  70.  
  71. - Egypt is maintained as a military dictatorship in thrall to the Isreali(sic) state by the United States of AIPAC. And has been since the Isreali(sic) state launched a pre-emptive strike based on intelligence gathered by Moshe Dyan during a dream induced by some bad Tzfat!
  72.  
  73. - Jordan was, is and forever will be a tin pot kingdom until the Hashemites are overthrown by a popular revolution.
  74.  
  75. - Syria was doing fine until it started to get a decent army and arms from Russia. Started to funnel arms to Hezbollah in anticipation of the next time the Incontinent Diaper Farce decides to smash the place up.
  76. The United States of AIPAC mobilises the Kurds (and various CIA affiliates) to bring the country to its knees.
  77. After Assad flees, the Isreali(sic) state bombs the crap out of anything that moves and continues to advance...
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  79. - Iran... is the major destabilising power in the Middle East!
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