took ya long enough op ya heckin bean

### Heads up guys these are gonna be as real as possible because there's a chance that the person who I write about will end up not figuring out what it is so I'm gonna take that as a guarantee and write as honestly as I can. If you're afraid of what i might say, then in reading past this sentence you might end up playing yourself so be warned. K let's have some fun ###

1. Alright I gotta start out with you by saying that one time you said some shit about overwatch when we were playing that made me feel like i was a small loser with no understanding of the game or how to play right and people backed you up and I was honestly pretty miffed regardless of whether you were right or not. In the time I've known you before and after that, though, I learned that you're really just a big sweetie who is p funchin' good at vidja, so game recognize game playa. Anyway we don't talk a heck load which is okay I guess, but I'm not tryna say that I don't want that to happen. Alls I'm sayin' is that it hasn't much. Damn dude. Anyway I see you around a lot, think pretty highly of you, and you're much better friends with some people I feel I am better friends with and honestly that's sick cause no single person is capable of being everyone's good company, so I'm glad you are some of my friends' good company.

P.S. bro how old are you? I could never tell, like legit. I'd believe anywhere from early teens to mid twenties. Cheers.

2. I can't remember how we met really but you told me recently and I believe you. And if you were telling the truth that's actually epic cause I knew the name before I knew the you. I'm not really sure where your main lounging land is but I'm sure it's lit as hell cause even though I know we don't agree on _everything_, you've always got a firm handle on some serious memes and I respect that. And I am also glad for knowing you because you're an interesting person really. We should hang out more at Summer Quick Done Quicks, by which I mean more than just a passing hello when I or you or both of us are already busy. I really don't have much to say here which is a damn shame because I dunno if you saw #1 but that was like a wall of text damn when I get riled up I turn into a monster whose terrible assault comes in the form of writing too much. Anyway, hmu sometime for reals if you're into the watching anime over internet scene, if you like anime anyway I can't really remember. But you like Undertale, which is basically anime already so w/e.

P.S. remember when I thought you were an old man the first time we spoke? Man that was funny for me. Cheers.

3. WOW! You volunteered to talk to me while I was drinking for the first time ever that must have been terrifying cause I almost died, as I'm sure you remember. Man I still remember that chat log, lmao what a lightweight. Anyway we used to talk all the time and that was dope as heck cause you're a really nice, cool person with some pretty good taste is speedruns, rururu. Or at least when I thought I was gonna get good at SMS lmao yeah right i cant play an awful game enough to get that good at it. I miss DMing you frequently man life comes atcha fast, right? I appreciate your encouragement and kindness a heck load and I just want you to know that so hopefully I was wrong in the ### section ### and you do actually end up finding out what I think about you. There have been a few times in my life when I have really needed someone to talk to and you were that for me for a while so bless up, fam. Preciate ya. Hope your days now are good.

P.S. who was that other speedrunner that I did not just allude to that you told me about that one time? Cheers.

4. Oh lol okay so I actually met you via meeting your partner in a really coincidental manner and now I'm pretty sure I like you better because I either don't follow him on twitter or you have a far more active twitter presence, which i love and respect in people. Also not only one time but two times you have improved my mood with drawings that you have sent me and that's just rad cause like, you did a thing that you didn't have to that made me feel more good so like damn thanks that was incredibly cash money of you. AND SPEAKING OF DRAWING damn yo you got some real style and personally I'm lovin' it. I guess I don't have a lot more to say about you because the extent of our relationship is basically twitter, which kinda sucks for the sake of saying things but honestly I love to have you and people in similar positions (basically casual twitter friends) that I can keep up with and check in on occasionally because the internet is powerful and the world is wild that someone on the other end of the HECKING world can be a friend of mine damn. I appreciate you and I remember the times in the past when you have shown me kindness.

P.S. is your name like a heat of the moment thing or is it more of a borrowed term from the reality of the thing? Cheers.

5. You were the exact person I needed to sit next to me one day at Summer Quick done Quick and by George you hecking did it and then we videogamed for hours and hours and then I had to go to bed like a tired old man like I am about to do again right now cause I suck. That was the first time I feel like we properly bonded and honestly I could not have asked for a more enriching way to do so, and I would like to thank you for that. Other than that I have seen you all over some of my favorite twitch places and that means that although sometimes I am distant in twitch chats, that you have excellent taste which i can respect even if we don't talk about it all the time or even at all lol. UHH. I don't really know what much else to say for you other than dang based on your capacity to meme and play videogames it's kind of a mystery that we haven't been those boys sooner. Which by the way, I now consider us to be.

P.S. what the heck you are so accomplished already and as i understand you are young what is the bean here? Cheers.

6. WOW YOU CAME UP SO FAST. I'm excited for this one but I also feel like I'm playing with fire damn gotta be careful not to burn myself. Okay so uhh based on the DMs that I've sent you under whatever circumstances I may have been under that night I think it's pretty obvious I've got a whammy of a crush on you. Also on a more serious note, and a thing that you already know, I really really appreciate you in addition to thinking that you are a 4 real cutie with good as af taste and honestly is fun to talk to you. It's kind of a bummer for me personally that you live somewhere as far away as what may as well be Lichtenstein cause I think it would be pretty fun to hang out. Other than that I dunno it's pretty cool to play videogames with you. And by pretty cool I mean really cool. You've been a really good friend to me in the past few months even though we pretty much started being actual friends at the same time. Man life is convenient and wild sometimes at the same time. So hopefully you realy this and enjoy it cause usually when I develop a crush it goes away when I learn about someone and find some part of them that I don't like but honestly I found a part of you that I don't like but the crush persists anyway so I dunno now that I read that back it sounds pretty mean but I didn't mean it like that I'm sorry I'm just trying to be honest with you! and everyone here, too. But you as well c; You are wise and considerate and I notice it tbh.

P.S. I hear murmurs on the dark web about you coming to Chi Town. Are they true? if so :eyes: Cheers.

7. I have known you for a damn long time and would like to be the first to raise my hand and say that I should be in touch more cause damn in that whole time you have been there for me. Not in huge ways, but i find stability to be incredibly kind and very appreciatable. I also remember that you gave me money and that was super cool and unnecessary and very appreciated. I dunno, it seems like you game hard which is pretty cool and I respect it. I don’t see you spitting much meme game so that’s w/e but you like my stream it seems so you must appreciate meme game cause damn dude have you ever heard anything I’ve said. It makes me happy to see you around which happens in more places that just my stream so that’s cool. You’re alright man, thanks for being around. Sorry I just can’t follow the last one up lol owned.

P.S. How long has it been now, do you know? Feels like forever, can’t be more than 5 years though. Cheers.

8. DAMN! One of the things I remember about when I was getting to know you a lot better at a gdq is you saying that we should go get some drinks when we were already sipping some bevvies lol. Has always stuck out my mind. We had that whole she like me he like me thing going for a while and then it kinda almost happened and then it didn’t which I honestly feel like is pretty good for you because you have what seems like a really cool thing going on right now and I am happy for you and for him 4 real. Also I have this secret (whoops not anymore laugh my off) fear that I am a really shitty dude to date/ pre-date and I am 100% sure you have at least experienced part of why I fear that if not thought it yourself. Either way I think we’re in a happy comfortable place now which is honestly so cool because I’m a huge fan of joy and comfort. And I also like keeping up with you and checking in every now and then so I hope you do too. You’re cool I’m glad things happened how they did. I apologize if I made things fucked for you at all at any point, I didn’t mean to but I feel like I may have.

P.S. i don’t know what your relationship with design is but you have made some good lookin thingers. Cheers.

9. I gotta be real and quick here, I miss seeing you around the internet so much and also you are one of if not my biggest inspiration for snapchatting, which as we all know I am very good at. I wish we could talk more and I love that we can stay in touch via snapchat. I have been feeling some kind of calls/ pushes to move on from twitch not because I don’t like it but for other reasons like working and schooling and needing to be a real person and also relax harder core than I used to feel the need to. And I don’t know why you stopped being on twitch so much but I would be more than cool with talking to you about how it is to change as a person like that some time. Anyway, I’m glad that one time you told me you like anime girls, and with twitter and snapchat I hope we continue to not all out of touch. You’re a cool smart person who is not from Maine.

P.S. do you still viddy game? I am v curious and OSU! I think you liked once at least. Cheers.

10. Real talk it’s not fair to cop out like this, but you’re like, the second best mom I’ve ever had, second of course to my real mom who is a real hero and that I love very much. But also we’re not actually related so we can be cool friends which is rad cause you’re like, even cooler than you let on and also one time i felt like I really related when you said that when some people go home after gdq’s and are going back to lives that are pretty good and some people don’t have that but we did so that was neat and I remember that. Other than that you have a killer style  and i can dig it for real. You also keep and are really good company which makes it nice for me when I wanna hang out because it’s easier when I’m not standing in a room fulla heckin losers and instead we’re all just a load of chums. That might’ve come out lame but I meant it not to be like that.

P.S. I really didn’t like how that greeting we would give each other sounded when said but I put up with it and didn’t say anything until now because those are some precious memories where it came from and precious memories are important. Cheers.

11. Oh man this may end up being very disappointing but I actually have no idea who you even are lol. Thanks for liking my tweet, it really helps me out. Sadly enough, that’s all I have t o say about you though. I hope you’re not one of those people where I know who you are but you changed your mind without telling me and now I’m acting a fool with the internet as my stage. Congratulations on finishing reading the shortest blurb I’ve written in this whole bin.

P.S. I wouldn’t be surprised if you are actually a bot, some of those talk to me. Cheers.

### Oh, it says *tweet* anonymously. I’ve been writing short novels lol. It’s nice to put words to my feelings about people though ###

12. Honestly off the top of my head I can’t say that I know much about you, but I could swear that I’ve seen you a lot around twitch. Much like the one who got randomly assigned to be ahead of you, it might be sort of tough to figure out who you are here, so good luck! No use beating myself up about not knowing everyone, but maybe we will come to know each other better in the future. Man, I’m sorry I can’t write a Pulitzer Prize deserving entry for everyone on the list.

P.S. hey man I’m sorry I signed up for brutal honesty cause otherwise I could have lied to make you feel better. Cheers.

13. HEY, I REMEMBER YOU. We never spoke but now you’re on my twitter and care enough to see what I think about you, at least in passing interest. So you know a lot about theater, that’s pretty cool; I was never quite a buff myself but I’ve been to a few regional shows and liked them quite a bit. Uh also I can’t say I’m upset we never spoke more, I wasn’t really much for being social in highschool, or even now lol. But I suppose I wish you the best and of course thanks for liking my tweet it really helps me out.

P.S. So like, do you still talk to people from back then? Must be weird. Cheers.

14. I see you around all the time and it makes me happy! I suppose I associate you with the fangame boys but I’m sure your skill repertoire extends beyond that. Maybe I’m wrong and you don’t even play them lol. I see you in discord as well and that’s pretty cool cause it’s like twitch except nobody is trying to bother me with a videogame and I can just hang with chill dudes and you’re one of the chill dudes that hangs on discord from what I can tell. Anyway, I’ll see you around prob. Bless up.

P.S. you are a good and nice boy thanks for pokin around the same places as me c: Cheers.

15. Oh man so I actually met you at a party at a gdq that I was 100% elated to be at because it was the first party I had ever been to and i liked the people that invited me. I can’t actually recall meeting you specifically because I met a lotta people and I had previously had a run in with a fuckload of booze at a time before I drank much. But NOW that it’s been forever and I have seen you a lot on twitter and one other time in person (which was terrific and very fun and sorry I had to bail #regrets) I can tell you that you are a sweet dude with a lotta heart and it’s fun to see and talk you you briefly sometimes. Thanks for putting up with my bullshit! There’s a lot of it, as number 6 could tell you.

P.S. man we went really fast and I was winded lmao at least we beat those other guys. Owned. Cheers.

16. Hey man. You told me to stop snapchatting me recently and I definitely didn’t see that coming because we all know that I am that SnapLad. Other than that I remember you being around and us talking occasionally back at the ole alma mater. Man were you around for Frank Manneh? Mannah? Manuh? Man that guy was a trip. Hope you’re doing alright, probably getting for college soon if you’re goin to college. Tell your mom I said hi.

P.S. you memein hard or you just kickin around? Cheers.

17. Hoh man I remember being drunk and getting REALLY preachy in your room one night so I really apologize for that I didn’t mean it. In the words of Mr. Lahey of Trailer Park Boys fame, “I am the liquor.” Anyway, my own mistakes aside, you are a great person and I’m glad I got to see you again recently, if briefly! You show a lot of kindness at least when I’m around so I’m sure you do when I’m not around either so that’s awesome. I wish I could do that, I’m just kinda funny and am tall lol. Anyway I hate to say I don’t but I wish I knew you better. Other than that you’re a HARDCORE GAMER and chill, chill, mega, chill, person I really couldn’t tell ya that much about ya.

P.S. thanks for that mr mime, he or she is rad. Man, there are female mr mimes that’s wild. Cheers.

### I’m gonna start making these short unless I really care about you from here on so I can finish these ###

18. I see you in some chats and this is going fast now so thanks for watching my stream a lot it’s a pleasure to see you there when I do and also other places too.

P.S. Cheers

19. Oh man sorry I called you not gay when you actually were that was shitty of me I should have asked first. Anyway you’re a great sport, very fun to talk to, and snapchat me more bitch you had that one epic sticker and then radio silence where is the love hombre.

P.S. Cheers

### When the P.S. is just cheers it is lame I’m gonna stop doing that sorry get owned ###

20. Hey sorry I lied to you about giving up drinking that one time I really didn’t do that but when I reminded you it seemed like you didn’t remember so huzzah! I really respect your speed ethic and even though I think sometimes you explain things or expand concepts too much, it’s really cool to talk to you because you know what you’re saying. Also holy shit your eyes are sparklier than bounceyboy’s which until I saw it I didn’t even think was possible tbh


21. I hope you had fun makin out. Tbh I think sometimes you keep bad company and we all know who I’m talking about. Whether it’s genuine or not it’s how he acts and it’s not cool. But more about you. You’re cute, I admire your work ethic, and i hope you get ‘er done. Also I feel like a lot of the time you don’t yes and me and that’s a bummer. Anyway, have fun.

22. You let me know that I am your favorite frequently and I am always elated to hear it. Honestly always wishing we spent more time together but based on your snapchats lately you’re having a RIPPER summer so I’m happy for that! I’m glad you like my snapchats I think you give me the most positive feedback on them out of anyone which is pretty significant cause I get a fair amount. Anyway, you’re a good friend to me even though we don’t hang out more we should I’m gonna #make it happen. If I can. Catch you on the flip my dude.

23. Honestly I forgot that I signed your wii (was I slammed? lol) but I’m super glad it did you really enabled my ego in that moment and I really appreciate that. Also you’re a really cool guy based on what I see you post to the internet. Can’t say we’ve ever conversated much but I’m glad you liked my tweet and I’m glad we’re on friendly terms. If you ever need someone to help you find riches in our country Nicholas Cage style hit me the FUCK UP, BOIIIIIIII.

24. You started watching my stream a lot recently which I appreciate a lot and I also see you mozying along in the discord which I also appreciate very much. Thank you for sending me occasional cute selfies, keep the peace, and GAME ON.

25. You should get in touch with Babynewyear you guys go to the same school. Nice hair dude. Honestly it was super neat when I met you cause we had a lot of IRL mutuals and then I felt like we got into a conversational rhythm right away where we could riff with each other and the rest of the team and it just felt natural. I dunno you probably get that you’re a comfortable dude to talk to a lot, but it’s chill I can appreciate it.

26. I met you! You are honestly one of the most relevant members of the twitch.tv internet relay chatting community and I would just like to say that I see you throwing your weight around and it’s awesome. I don’t really have much else to say here other than I like that you watch my stream or streams I’m also watching a lot so that’s cool. AAAAAAND twitter how could I forget nice memes son, you’ll go far.

27. OH MY GOD THE LEGEND. Bro you are way shorter than the demeanor you cut which I think is badass. I don’t know if you run anything besides flicky, but honestly why would you even need to the port is so good. I had a blast boolin with you and the gang at the ‘aterpark and also that one time you kept saying “ask me a question only a sober person could answer” because that was a riot. It’s fun to hang out I’m glad we did/ WILL?? Also meeting you was hilarious cause I was SM AS HE D. Catch you on the flip, smeller b. I know I can acCOUNT on you ;);););););););););););););););););););););););););););););););););););););););)

28. I can’t say that I know you very well, but when I’m boolin with the pokemon crew which I have unofficially added myself to as a court jester who just likes to hang out and gaff, it is definitely more fun when you’re around. Also as I believe you are something of a pokemon legend. Keep being you, based on what I can see it’s gettin’ the job done B)

29. I see your name so fucking munch and I cannot put a face to it. Have we met? Honestly you’re one of the most active twitter boys on my feed and we talk on there in passing pretty frequently. Man this one is gonna be so hard to guess you’re totally fucked lmaooooooooooooooooo seeya round killer.

30. When you walked over to me (or maybe I hailed you, who really cares though) and we played smash for 5 hours in a row that is still one of my favorite gdq memories of all time. Not only that, but the dice roll you take on playing with a total stranger at those things is massive but you turned out to be ONE OF THE FRESHEST SUMBITCHES I KNOW. Damn son, you playing spoon 2? Or are we racing ein? Damn I’m glad we’re buddies now. Let me know when you’re coming to town it will be lit we can hang out all day. Damn.

31. I have so much respect for you. Cause it’s weird cause I don’t feel like we know each other THAT well, but we’ve spoken in person a few times and (from what I remember, both times) it just seems like you’ve got it all together. Like if I really needed something for myself or a friend I could ask you and you would know what to do. I don’t know if it’s just me but you’re like, wise. Also I like watching your stream but it’s never on fuck me right? Anyway, I’d be down to be further acquainted the two times I saw you the gossip about you was that you were a total badass for X reason or Y reason.

### hah, remember when I thought these were gonna be short ###

### I’m an idiot ###

32. Oh man you made a tweet about me giving good hugs and I was totally blasted and don’t remember it very well, but I do remember hugging a real time cutie that knew who I was, and that is really regrettable because you’re awesome and I never got another chance to even say hi. Tragedy. I should make an effort to hang out with you and everyone in that possum more y’all are really nice and welcoming and fun. Alright seeya later.

33. Man when you asked me to date that one time and I said sure I was REALLY taken aback and said yes and then went back on it immediately and I’m still sorry about that. Probably water on under the bridge between buds now right? We got five guys that one time and it wasn’t weird, right? That was fun actually, low energy thing to do with friends those are my favorite kind. Anyway, you’re really good at a really hard game and that’s rad good job. Haven’t seen you much lately, hope you’re well.

34. Someone liked my tweet like today and honestly I have no clue who you are but one of the people I was in a voice call with did so hey, splo2n is tomorrow and I’d prolly be down to play some I imagine I’ll be playing a fuckload, especially when school starts again and I have time to do shit again.

### Can’t believe I finished, I’m so proud of myself. Later GAMERS. Fuckin wish @TASMalleo liked this tweet. I could say shit and it would be funny but NOOOOOO. He’s too cool for me. Damn. ###