Sillyashen

<Ashen> x.X Grkk... I feel like I've been juiced.
<Ashen> Cause I got no juice left.
<Gadabout> :I
<Gadabout> get some five hour energy
<Nommz> Gad no you're not supposed to do that
<Gadabout> says who? :I
<Nommz> Me.
<Ashen> Nommz is here? :u Oh coolsies.
<Nommz> Ohai!
* Ashen waves at the dragonmutt, wolf pitifully splayed on the ground.
<Gadabout> youre not the boss of me D:<
<Gadabout> go curb stomp him :I
<digitalfox> But that doesn't work when folks want it, Gad :I
* Nommz lightly paw nuzzles Ashen.
<Nommz> Gad's making me do this Ashen
<Gadabout> :I
<Gadabout> thats not a curb stomp >:I
<Nommz> He's so heartless
* digitalfox quietly shakes his head at the speckle-wolf.
<Gadabout> you fool
* Ashen blushes and grumbles at Nommz.
* Nommz gently caresses
<Ashen> >\.\o Ignore the advice of Gad.
<Nommz> I'm not normally so mean, its all Gad's fault
<Gadabout> no no
<Gadabout> youre supposed to punch him D:<
<Gadabout> with your foot
* ArchyD listens and nods, kicks gad, so as to test out this foot-punch.
<Ashen> That is not a good idea. :x
<Ashen> Laaaaame.
<digitalfox> Usually better to gently apply paws to speckle-wolves, agreed.
<Ashen> NO
<Ashen> BAD. No paws.
<digitalfox> Or to cinder blocks.  Or was that the white fox fellow..? I can't remember.
* Gadabout flies away
<Gadabout> no no
<Gadabout> you must use brute force
<digitalfox> For blocks, yes.  Ashen isn't a block-head, though.
<Gadabout> yes he is
<Cali_Christy> Cinder-wolves - bury Ashen onder many tons of hot cinders. Good idea.
<Cali_Christy> -under
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<Cali_Christy> Or just have Monsoni go all fireburd on Ashen ... end result: bigspeckle
<Ashen> c.c Gruu
<Monsoni> Can do!
<Ashen> Cali, no brainstorming!
* Monsoni scoops Ashen up in a big raptorhug! Then he starts warming up exponentially!
<Nommz> o_o
<Ashen> <.> ?!?!?
<Moppie> ouo
* Ashen is now known as Ashen[500ft]
<Nommz> o_O
<Ashen[500ft]> gruh?
<Gadabout> :I
<Gadabout> dammit
<digitalfox> "Cool beans"
<Gadabout> what have you dont to ashen you dumb bird >:I
* Monsoni wasn't anticipating such rapid and tremendous growth, now ending up clinging to Ashen's stomach.
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* Cali_Christy afks for a while ... unrelated to specklewolfsplosions ... but does strap on Gad pumice-brick armor before absconding.
<Gadabout> :I
* Gadabout is heavily armoured :I
* Ashen[500ft] streeeetches out. Supermassive wolf!
<Nommz> I hope you're not upset about that whole curbstomping
<Nommz> It was gad's fault
<Ashen[500ft]> c.c
<Gadabout> you curb stomped me D:<
* Ashen[500ft] grooooowls at Nommz!
<Gadabout> you need to spread the curbstomping
* Nommz yipes ;A;
<Nommz> and shush gad you have a face that begs for curbstoming
<Gadabout> :I
* Monsoni scrambles up Ashen's front and perches on his shoulder!
<Gadabout> does this look like a face to curb stomp? :I
<Ashen[500ft]> ~.~ Rrrr... Being small is a lot like being big.
<Ashen[500ft]> ...but when I am small there is more room to lounge.
<Nommz> Yes Gad. Yes it does.
<Gadabout> >:I
<Gadabout> SILENCE
<Nommz> That one even moreso
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<Gadabout> no stomping dammit :I
<Nommz> All stomping.
<Gadabout> no stomping :I
<Moppie> oh no ashen is big now
<Ashen[500ft]> c.c Should I start by stomping Nommz?
<Ashen[500ft]> He did it to me. It would be fair.
<Nommz> Yes
<Monsoni> Go for it!
<Nommz> I mean no never nommz hates that no
<Gadabout> totally
<Gadabout> it serves him right
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* meow_wei rolls, awoken in the midnight
<Ashen[500ft]> C.C Okay. I am gonna do it then! O.O
<Gadabout> do it :I
* Gadabout is now known as ShiaLaBeouf
* Ashen[500ft] gently presses his pads on Nommz... as Nommz did to him earlier.
<ShiaLaBeouf> JUST DO IT
<Ashen[500ft]> Keheheheh!
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* Nommz squees all happy like <3
<Nommz> I mean uh
* Nommz shouts! No! Don't do this! The horror!
<ShiaLaBeouf> :I
<ShiaLaBeouf> YOURE DOING IT WRONG
<Ashen[500ft]> ~.~ Huhuhu. The DT would be pleased with me. *snort!*
<Ashen[500ft]> Got him right where I want him.
<Saadow> But is he JUST DOING IT
<ShiaLaBeouf> no no no
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* Nommz flails! What a horrible fate!
<ShiaLaBeouf> BUT HES NOT DOING IT RIGHT
<ShiaLaBeouf> hes not follwing his DREAMS
<meow_wei> And hi Nommz ♥
<Nommz> Hai :D
* ShiaLaBeouf is now known as Gadabout
* digitalfox aligns himself with the word of confusion.  Maybe he needs sleep.
<Julian> Hey it's Nommz, I haven't seen him here before!
* meow_wei finger ruffles Nommz :3
<Gadabout> well night digital
<meow_wei> Good night, digitalfox
<digitalfox> Err, what?  I didn't want to sleep just yet >.>
* Nommz wriggles >:s
<Gadabout> Ill hand out some naps for you then digital :I
* Ashen[500ft] gives Nommz a nice thick painless pinch between toes. Soooo confining though and cushy.
<Ashen[500ft]> c.c *lets go* There. I think I made my point~
<digitalfox> Is this like napster?
<Gadabout> what IS your point ashen? :I
<Gadabout> and yes it is digital >:I
<digitalfox> Wolf paws?
<Nommz> Huff >//>
<Julian> Heh... Paws
<Gadabout> thats a stupid point :I
<Ashen[500ft]> That he had best not mess with me again. Duh, Gadabout.
<Gadabout> :I
* meow_wei didn't find Ashen is playing with Nommz already. >w>
<Ashen[500ft]> c.c See? He is all out of air. Look at him pant.
<Gadabout> well in that case
<Gadabout> youre barred from the mess hall >:I
<Gadabout> where all the food is
<Ashen[500ft]> .3.
<Ashen[500ft]> THATS UNFAIR!
<digitalfox> Wouldn't a speckle fit right in with a mess hall..?
<Gadabout> hey, no ones messing with you B[
* Ashen[500ft] mashes a paw down on Gad roughly, creating a crater. Dx
<Ashen[500ft]> You can't do that! No one bars me!!
* Gadabout aughs, falls under wolf paw D:<
<Gadabout> I can too D:<
<Gadabout> youre barred from the bar too
<Gadabout> just for that stunt mister
<digitalfox> Worst punishment, bar none.  (maybe)
<Nommz> "worst"
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<Gadabout> B[
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<Ashen[500ft]> Doubtful
<Saadow> Unless he was relegated to the sausage factory, then it would be the wurst!
* Saadow hears a rimshot
<Gadabout> :I
* meow_wei noms some currywurst
<digitalfox> Well, frank(furter)ly, I guess I would agree.
<meow_wei> Du bist ein Frankfurter! (?
<Gadabout> dammit digital >:I
* Gadabout throws rocks at him
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* meow_wei nibbles digitalfox
<meow_wei> (wait, am meow too big for digitalfox QwQ)
* digitalfox , err, just temporarily distracted, sorry~
<meow_wei> That's okay. Meow usually do so :/
<meow_wei> Meow sees Nommz for the first time here. OwO
<Nommz> Used to be around more, then I got busy :u
<meow_wei> Ah QwQ~
<Gadabout> yes :I
<Gadabout> he got busy
<Gadabout> very busy
<Ashen[500ft]> ~.~ ...mmm ...whats in the pantry...
<Gadabout> :I
<Gadabout> nothing D:<
* Gadabout locks the pantry
* Ashen[500ft] explodes like a massive firework. Everyone's ears ring and eyes are blinded for a moment.
* Ashen[500ft] is now known as Ashen
* Julian blinks
* Ashen TUGS at the lock. >.o;;
<Julian> what happened
<Gadabout> FLASHNANG
<Julian> I blinked and missed it
* Monsoni doesn't seem to be affected.
<Gadabout> no ashen >:I
<Gadabout> no pantry
* meow_wei >W>
<Ashen> 9o9
<Monsoni> ...by the light at least. The noise, however, makes him squawk and clutch his ears. Wherever a raptor's ears are.
<Ashen> No... it can't be.
<Ashen> No pantry, no cry?