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- A Letter To Jesse James
- You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
- How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
- She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
- Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named " America 's Sweetheart."
- You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porking away.
- You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!
- How can you live with yourself?
- I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are:
- Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.
- ~Tiger
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