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[113] The Haunted Bathroom
Encounter: claw-foot bathtub
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 0: yojimbos_law casts PORTSCAN! (auto-attack)
Round 2: Your foe is struck dumb by Trufferson's mesmerizing movement-without-movement.
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: fancy bath salts
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Your voice throbs with increased potency.
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness

[113] The Haunted Bathroom
Encounter: Agent Simmons
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 0: yojimbos_law casts PORTSCAN! (auto-attack)
You acquire an effect: Latency (1)
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 257 Beefiness
You can now equip a giant discarded plastic fork (and possibly other things).
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 73 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 97 Roguishness
You can now equip a oil cap (and possibly other things).
You gain some Moxie points!

[113] The Haunted Bathroom
Encounter: Agent Simmons
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 0: yojimbos_law casts PORTSCAN! (auto-attack)
You acquire an effect: Latency (1)
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 295 Beefiness
You can now equip a black helmet (and possibly other things).
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 86 Enchantedness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 101 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[113] The Haunted Bathroom
Encounter: Agent Simmons
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 0: yojimbos_law casts PORTSCAN! (auto-attack)
You acquire an effect: Latency (1)
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 280 Strengthliness
You can now equip a combat fan (and possibly other things).
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 109 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 124 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

[113] The Haunted Bathroom
Encounter: Agent Simmons
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 0: yojimbos_law casts PORTSCAN! (auto-attack)
You acquire an effect: Latency (1)
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts HUMILIATING HACK!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 3 but KoL thinks it is round 2
Round 3: Source Agent drops 252 attack power.
Round 3: Source Agent drops 252 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 4 but KoL thinks it is round 3
Round 4: Source Agent takes 91 damage.
Round 4: You gain 146 Muscularity Points
Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 5 but KoL thinks it is round 4
Round 5: You gain 146 Muscularity Points
Round 5: You lose 30 hit points
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 6 but KoL thinks it is round 5
Round 6: Source Agent takes 91 damage.
Round 6: You gain 146 Muscularity Points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 7 but KoL thinks it is round 6
Round 7: Source Agent takes 91 damage.
Round 7: You gain 146 Muscularity Points
Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 8 but KoL thinks it is round 7
Round 8: Source Agent takes 91 damage.
Round 8: You gain 146 Muscularity Points
Round 8: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 337 Strengthliness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 108 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 118 Smarm
You can now equip a bonedanna (and possibly other things).
You gain a Moxie point!