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ET- Tele-Replicant in Computer and Phone

Apr 12th, 2024
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  1. But thoughts of his folly on Earth made him long for his friend there, and a tele-beam went out from his forehead and headed for Earth. Through star systems and dimension gates it traveled, and the little tele-replicant of E.T. came down, almost on target, in Elliott’s classroom.
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  3. It was a computer class, and the little replicant landed in Elliott’s machine. Seeing a good opportunity at hand, the tele-replicant began creating a message from within the computer. A single word, telling all, flashed on Elliott’s screen:
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  5. Owch
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  7. But Elliott was looking across the aisle at a certain young lady he’d grown strangely attracted to lately—for Elliott had grown in years since the time E.T. had left. Time-travel distorts and while E.T. had aged little, Elliott had grown and entered junior high school—and found new interests there.
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  10. “Yes,” said E.T., “it is pleasant work.” But his head kept turning skyward, sunward and beyond, and a mental wave went out, entered the wormholes of space, jumped universes, and found Earth.
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  12. It orbited, and began final descent, coming down in a row of phone booths near the school bus stop, where Elliott and his friends had gathered. E.T.’s tele-replicant got twisted up in the telephone currents, its message spiraling out and into the ear of a salesman using the phone. “Forty-two pairs of bikini briefs, size medium, yessir, I’ll be delivering them this afternoon.” He hung up, and for no reason he could think of, phoned home.
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  14. “Hello, Mother, this is Sheldon . . . no I’m not in jail. Mother, please, I don’t need a loan, I’m selling underwear. Mother, would you spare me your sarcasm? Does Dad need any boxer shorts? No, that’s not why I’m calling, I don’t know why I’m calling, I suddenly had this urge to phone home.”
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  16. - E.T. The Book of the Green Planet, chapter 4
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