The IMPs living with you

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #678
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>IMP living with you in your home since they lost the grimoire while out in the human world and you were the first one they saw
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>Moxxie and Millie respect your boundaries, are happy to share a room, and stick to a fixed schedule that's beneficial to all of you
>Blitzo is a fking space invader, drinks milk right from the carton, constantly wrecks sht, has these weird, autistic freakouts where he acts like he's high on bath salts and looks himself into one of the rooms with a toaster, shrieking like a banshee
>Loona's a tad better, since she mostly keeps to herself, but she shares many of Blitzo's bad qualities - like daughter like father
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>anon wakes up in the middle of the night
>thinks he has sleep paralysis
>it's actually just blitzo sitting on his chest staring at him
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>If you wanted to share a bed, Blitzo, all you had to do was ask
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Now the question is why Blitzo does it.
Does he want attention?
Is it how he shows affection?
Maybe he's just being an annoying shit because that's who Blitzo is.
Who knows, it's Blitzo.
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>Moxxie complains about the obscene size of your toilet after having fallen into the bowl. You compromise by finding your kids old toddler toilet-seat and letting them use it.
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>you literally have to provide them with a stepladder for the sink
>they can actually fall of the bed and hurt themselves
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I know Moxxie is married, but man he's so cute. I wanna keep him. Plus he loves opera and I love to sing it. Gosh Moxxie is the best.