VAL NPCNAME Attitude
VAL TALKSPEED 1500
VAL WANDER FALSE

LABEL 1 OPN -10~10
&e<Attitude> Hello again!
OPT-15 F*** off! GOTO 3
OPT+15 I love you! GOTO 2
END

LABEL 2 OPN 10~999999
&e<Attitude> Dang, I think I love you.
OPT-30 F*** off! GOTO 7 OPN 15~30
OPT-60 F*** off! GOTO 7 OPN 30~60
OPT-90 F*** off! GOTO 8 OPN 60~999999
OPT+50 Wanna make out? GOTO 4 OPN 30~99999
OPT+15 Let me touch you. GOTO 5
END

LABEL 3 OPN -9999~-10
&e<Attitude> Go f*** yourself you little bi***. I can't believe you said that to me, I hate you.
OPT+15 But I want to be friends! GOTO 6
END

LABEL 4
&e<Attitude> *smooches* Your blocky lips feel so good on my Squidward nose.
END

LABEL 5
&e<Attitude> Your arm feels so good on my clavicle, mmmm. Don't stop.
END

LABEL 6
&e<Attitude> Meh, I guess.
END

LABEL 7
&e<Attitude> I can't believe you said that to me you little motherf***er.
END

LABEL 8
&e<Attitude> I-I thought we had something. What did I do wrong? NOTICE ME.
END