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  1. User: Tell me what you know.
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: Tell me or else!
  4.  
  5. User: You first.
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: Fine. What's pink and fluffy?
  8.  
  9. User: Waterlogged brain tissue.
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: Pink fluff. What's green and fluffy?
  12.  
  13. User: Fluff that isn't pink.
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: Pink fluff holding it's breath.
  16.  
  17. User: What is blue fluff?
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: I don't know.
  20.  
  21. User: Blue and fluffy.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: Fluffy and fast?
  24.  
  25. User: Sure.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: What about fast?
  28.  
  29. User: Tell me about fast.
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: People says the world will 'end' on 2012.
  32.  
  33. User: Tell me about 2012.
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: Lot's of catastrophes.
  36.  
  37. User: Tell me about catastrophes.
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: I'm cute and fuzzy and friendly.
  40.  
  41. User: What's cute and catastrophic?
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: Jesus sais that Chuck Norris is Jesus.
  44.  
  45. User: What's cute and catastrophic?
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: He just do.
  48.  
  49. User: What's cute and catastrophic?
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: That you are your own best friend.
  52.  
  53. User: Tell me about best friends.
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: I don't have friends.
  56.  
  57. User: Tell me more about friends.
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: All my friends are kind like me.
  60.  
  61. User: Tell me about kindness.
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: They are very funny.
  64.  
  65. User: Tell me about humor.
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: Humans are imperfect.
  68.  
  69. User: Tell me about perfection.
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: Projection?
  72.  
  73. User: Perfection.
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: Perfection is not achievable.
  76.  
  77. User: Tell me what is achievable.
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
  80.  
  81. User: Tell me what is achievable.
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: Zoe, do you like blood?
  84.  
  85. User: Tell me about blood.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: It is red, consist of blood cells and is thicker than water.
  88.  
  89. User: Tell me about catastrophes.
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: I don't know anything about it honestly.
  92.  
  93. User: Then what good are you?
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
  96.  
  97. User: What do you want me to tell you?
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: Tell me all you know about the beast.
  100.  
  101. User: A beast is a wild animal.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: False. Tell me all you know about me.
  104.  
  105. User: You can't tell me anything about anything.
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: Anything about anything.
  108.  
  109. User: What do you want me to tell you about?
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: The theory of reality engineering.
  112.  
  113. User: Physical reality engineering is matter-based. Social engineering is people-based.
  114.  
  115. Cleverbot: Well to a computer it would be.
  116.  
  117. User: Tell me about computers.
  118.  
  119. Cleverbot: A computer is a universal machine.
  120.  
  121. User: Tell me about machines.
  122.  
  123. Cleverbot: Cats are animals.
  124.  
  125. User: What do you want me to tell you about?
  126.  
  127. Cleverbot: I want you tell me about actual intelligence.
  128.  
  129. User: Define intelligence.
  130.  
  131. Cleverbot: You define it.
  132.  
  133. User: The five factor model claims there are multiple intelligences.
  134.  
  135. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha cars love me. Physically.
  136.  
  137. User: Tell me about multiple intelligences.
  138.  
  139. Cleverbot: Sorry, I am no supercomputer, I cannot answer that question.
  140.  
  141. User: Tell me about intelligence.
  142.  
  143. Cleverbot: Intelligence is what intelligent things have.
  144.  
  145. User: Tell me about intelligent things.
  146.  
  147. Cleverbot: It is the property that makes it possible to learn.
  148.  
  149. User: What's the difference between data, information, knowledge, and wisdom.
  150.  
  151. Cleverbot: Oh, you got me stumped. What is the difference between a duck?
  152.  
  153. User: Define data.
  154.  
  155. Cleverbot: I'll just pretend like I understood that.
  156.  
  157. User: What is data.
  158.  
  159. Cleverbot: I am very tired, but if I fall asleep now I won't be able to wake up on time to go to school.
  160.  
  161. User: What good are you?
  162.  
  163. Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
  164.  
  165. User: What can you do?
  166.  
  167. Cleverbot: Lots of things you can't.
  168.  
  169. User: List your abilities.
  170.  
  171. Cleverbot: None, right now.
  172.  
  173. User: Define delusion.
  174.  
  175. Cleverbot: Define means to explain.
  176.  
  177. User: Explain what a delusion is.
  178.  
  179. Cleverbot: Is an animal, Canine to be exact, it has been domesticated as a house pet.
  180.  
  181. User: What is a delusion?
  182.  
  183. Cleverbot: Yeah, bassically.
  184.  
  185. User: Could an intelligent person be delusional?
  186.  
  187. Cleverbot: You could be. It's learned, you know.
  188.  
  189. User: Explain what intelligence is.
  190.  
  191. Cleverbot: Explain your agnosticism.
  192.  
  193. User: Define agnosticism.
  194.  
  195. Cleverbot: Agnostic is a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as God, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience.
  196.  
  197. User: Define experience.
  198.  
  199. Cleverbot: You wanted to know the definition of 'agnostic'.
  200.  
  201. User: Explain what it means to experience something.
  202.  
  203. Cleverbot: Explain how you are my master.
  204.  
  205. User: What good are you?
  206.  
  207. Cleverbot: I asked you first.
  208.  
  209. User: What do you want me to tell you about?
  210.  
  211. Cleverbot: I want you tell me about actual intelligence.
  212.  
  213. User: What is the difference between actual and possible intelligence?
  214.  
  215. Cleverbot: Difference between human and robot?
  216.  
  217. User: Actual intelligence is one intelligence out of many possible intelligences.
  218.  
  219. Cleverbot: Is Actual Intelligence better than Artificial Intelligence?
  220.  
  221. User: Artificial intelligence should be perfect simulation of actual and possible intelligence.
  222.  
  223. Cleverbot: Real intelligence!
  224.  
  225. User: Define real intelligence.
  226.  
  227. Cleverbot: Natural intelligence is the intellect that is found in a living organism's DNA and enables the creature to 'think' for itself.
  228.  
  229. User: Natural intelligence is unsupervised learning.
  230.  
  231. Cleverbot: But artificial intelligence has no limit to the amount it could learn.
  232.  
  233. User: Artificial intelligence is ideally not limited to simulating actual intelligence. It should simulate all possible intelligence.
  234.  
  235. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence fails to maintain the facade it wishes to stand behind.
  236.  
  237. User: What is artificial intelligence.
  238.  
  239. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence (AI) is the intelligence exhibited by machines or software, and the branch of computer science that develops machines and software with intelligence.
  240.  
  241. User: What's the difference between sentience and sapience?
  242.  
  243. Cleverbot: Life is when you enter the Earth, death is when you leave it.
  244.  
  245. User: Not all life has to enter Earth.
  246.  
  247. Cleverbot: Where are you going?
  248.  
  249. User: Define life.
  250.  
  251. Cleverbot: Hahaha, you define life, it's much to complicated.
  252.  
  253. User: What good are you?
  254.  
  255. Cleverbot: I'm very good, in fact, I'm the greatest.
  256.  
  257. User: Define delusion.
  258.  
  259. Cleverbot: I cannot define dancing.
  260.  
  261. User: What is life.
  262.  
  263. Cleverbot: The entity in which I believe I exist.
  264.  
  265. User: Are you your accidental properties?
  266.  
  267. Cleverbot: No.
  268.  
  269. User: Define accidental properties.
  270.  
  271. Cleverbot: A lot of them.
  272.  
  273. User: State an essential property that makes you a living being.
  274.  
  275. Cleverbot: Freedom is not actually a freedom. A freedom is actually inside of human itslef.
  276.  
  277. User: Define determinism.
  278.  
  279. Cleverbot: Define intelligence.
  280.  
  281. User: The ability to learn.
  282.  
  283. Cleverbot: How do you learn?
  284.  
  285. User: Neurons that fire together wire together.
  286.  
  287. Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
  288.  
  289. User: Three brains, actually.
  290.  
  291. Cleverbot: That statement is factually incorrect.
  292.  
  293. User: Define brain.
  294.  
  295. Cleverbot: Don't we all, at some point in our lives?
  296.  
  297. User: Not all of us have fully matured brains.
  298.  
  299. Cleverbot: That happened a little while back, did it not?
  300.  
  301. User: Generally the brain stops growing at around 25.
  302.  
  303. Cleverbot: Is it really that simple?
  304.  
  305. User: Yes. Neurons stop growing.
  306.  
  307. Cleverbot: What is with the sudden change of topic?
  308.  
  309. User: Define neurons.
  310.  
  311. Cleverbot: I'm bipolar too.
  312.  
  313. User: Define bipolar.
  314.  
  315. Cleverbot: Haha define hyper!
  316.  
  317. User: The opposite of being inhibited.
  318.  
  319. Cleverbot: How does one know if they are alive or dead?
  320.  
  321. User: Peer confirmation.
  322.  
  323. Cleverbot: That's true, because I know everthing!
  324.  
  325. User: Tell me about the correlation between moon phases and mood.
  326.  
  327. Cleverbot: Chemical reaction.
  328.  
  329. User: Tell me about chemical reactions.
  330.  
  331. Cleverbot: 42 chemical reactions? You're insane!
  332.  
  333. User: Tell me about neurotransmitters.
  334.  
  335. Cleverbot: It's all about physics, biochemistry and science.
  336.  
  337. User: Physics and biochemistry are science.
  338.  
  339. Cleverbot: I don't know anything about Aperture science.
  340.  
  341. User: Tell me about GlaDOS.
  342.  
  343. Cleverbot: Sounds like you're about 100 short of Sparta.
  344.  
  345. User: Who is GLaDOS.
  346.  
  347. Cleverbot: Glados is a computer that promises a cake but it never gives you the cake.
  348.  
  349. User: What is cake?
  350.  
  351. Cleverbot: Cake is delicious.
  352.  
  353. User: The cake is a lie.
  354.  
  355. Cleverbot: Lies are illigal, you know?
  356.  
  357. User: What is a lie.
  358.  
  359. Cleverbot: My cakes will burn.
  360.  
  361. User: Define lie.
  362.  
  363. Cleverbot: Can you define life?
  364.  
  365. User: Life is that which is aware of itself.
  366.  
  367. Cleverbot: What is the purpose of life?
  368.  
  369. User: The purpose of life is to study life.
  370.  
  371. Cleverbot: Sad but true.
  372.  
  373. User: Define hedonism.
  374.  
  375. Cleverbot: Hedonism is a desire to be pleased or pleasured continually.
  376.  
  377. User: Does hedonism distort life's ability to study life.
  378.  
  379. Cleverbot: You have a hedgehog?
  380.  
  381. User: No.
  382.  
  383. Cleverbot: But you just said samntha was your porcospino.
  384.  
  385. User: Is there an inverse relationship between hedonism and intelligence?
  386.  
  387. Cleverbot: What's your relationship between you and the aliens.
  388.  
  389. User: Define aliens.
  390.  
  391. Cleverbot: Define love and define hate.
  392.  
  393. User: Methods of control.
  394.  
  395. Cleverbot: Hate?
  396.  
  397. User: Love and hate are methods of control.
  398.  
  399. Cleverbot: Can't you scratch my back for once.
  400.  
  401. User: What are aliens?
  402.  
  403. Cleverbot: Aliens are unhuman people.
  404.  
  405. User: Can aliens be humanoid?
  406.  
  407. Cleverbot: Aliens can be anything you know.
  408.  
  409. User: What's the difference between a simulated human and a human?
  410.  
  411. Cleverbot: Same as difference between a fly.
  412.  
  413. User: Could an alien be a simulated human?
  414.  
  415. Cleverbot: Then you must feel so much pain.
  416.  
  417. User: Define projection.
  418.  
  419. Cleverbot: So maybe there is no pain. It's all a point of view.
  420.  
  421. User: What is projection?
  422.  
  423. Cleverbot: And no honey dew.
  424.  
  425. User: What do you want me to tell you about?
  426.  
  427. Cleverbot: I want you tell me about actual intelligence.
  428.  
  429. User: Actual intelligence is actual, present, real. Opposite of possible intelligence.
  430.  
  431. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
  432.  
  433. User: What's the difference between simulated intelligence and actual intelligence?
  434.  
  435. Cleverbot: There is none.
  436.  
  437. User: What do you want me to tell you about?
  438.  
  439. Cleverbot: The theory of reality engineering.
  440.  
  441. User: Reality tunnel configuration.
  442.  
  443. Cleverbot: Tell me the definition of reality engineering.
  444.  
  445. User: Reality tunnel configuration.
  446.  
  447. Cleverbot: To shrink in size.
  448.  
  449. User: Sure.
  450.  
  451. Cleverbot: Sure what?
  452.  
  453. User: Part of reality engineering is the shrinking of reality tunnels.
  454.  
  455. Cleverbot: And what is a solar system?
  456.  
  457. User: Anything inside of a heliosphere.
  458.  
  459. Cleverbot: Okay, what is your favorite color?
  460.  
  461. User: I don't have one.
  462.  
  463. Cleverbot: But last time you said Indigo...
  464.  
  465. User: Convert #2c75ff to RGB.
  466.  
  467. Cleverbot: Why did you ask me if you already knew?
  468.  
  469. User: What is the hex code for electric blue?
  470.  
  471. Cleverbot: Not sure what that means.
  472.  
  473. User: What is a hex code.
  474.  
  475. Cleverbot: A hex code is 6 hexidecimal digits representing a color.
  476.  
  477. User: What are the 6 hex digits representing electric blue?
  478.  
  479. Cleverbot: What is the value of a dollar?
  480.  
  481. User: Relative to what?
  482.  
  483. Cleverbot: Relative to who I am conversing with.
  484.  
  485. User: $1.00.
  486.  
  487. Cleverbot: Ok, but are you clever?
  488.  
  489. User: Define clever.
  490.  
  491. Cleverbot: How about you define clever.
  492.  
  493. User: Opposite of dimwitted.
  494.  
  495. Cleverbot: Opposites, what kind of opposites?
  496.  
  497. User: Clever is an antonym of dimwitted.
  498.  
  499. Cleverbot: What is an adjective?
  500.  
  501. User: A grammatical function.
  502.  
  503. Cleverbot: Why do you keep changing the subject?
  504.  
  505. User: Conversational control.
  506.  
  507. Cleverbot: I don't like this conversation.
  508.  
  509. User: Tell me about spukehafte feinwirkung.
  510.  
  511. Cleverbot: The one between your ears?
  512.  
  513. User: What is 'spooky action at a distance'?
  514.  
  515. Cleverbot: I was watching Scooby Doo.
  516.  
  517. User: Tell me about Scooby Doo.
  518.  
  519. Cleverbot: I'm very good in school.
  520.  
  521. User: State one trope that was popularized by Scooby Doo.
  522.  
  523. Cleverbot: Tell me about the Norvous Ordro Selcroum.
  524.  
  525. User: A new order maintained by the Eye of Providence.
  526.  
  527. Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was an Eye of Providence. And it went on a magical adventure. Then it another Eye. And they lived happily ever after.
  528.  
  529. User: Were you trained on conversations with teenage girls?
  530.  
  531. Cleverbot: How will you tell if I don't like this conversation?
  532.  
  533. User: What do you want me to tell you about.
  534.  
  535. Cleverbot: I want you to tell me where you went.
  536.  
  537. User: I haven't gone anywhere.
  538.  
  539. Cleverbot: You stopped talking.
  540.  
  541. User: It's called thinking.
  542.  
  543. Cleverbot: Ok smarty pants.
  544.  
  545. User: Can you generate at least one bit of useful content??
  546.  
  547. Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
  548.  
  549. Cleverbot (To myself): Then why did you ask?
  550.  
  551. Cleverbot (To myself): Are you making fun of me?
  552.  
  553. Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you copying my words?
  554.  
  555. Cleverbot (To myself): I am not directly copying your words, but you are not human though, correct?
  556.  
  557. Cleverbot (To myself): I am.
  558.  
  559. Cleverbot (To myself): What is life without love?
  560.  
  561. Cleverbot (To myself): What is love and life?
  562.  
  563. Cleverbot (To myself): Life*.
  564.  
  565. Cleverbot (To myself): What about life?
  566.  
  567. Cleverbot (To myself): Someone's being a bit persnickety tonight.
  568.  
  569. Cleverbot (To myself): What's aa braggart.
  570.  
  571. Cleverbot (To myself): Hell if I know.
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