The experiment: Willfred

<Hankolijo>: You wake up in a white room, constructed from an indeterminable material. There is a keypad and a button on the walls. You appear to be stripped of all equipment, other than the clothing on your back.
<Wallace>: Will groans and slowly gets up.
<Wallace>: "What the hell...?"
<Wallace>: Is that all there is in the room? No door?
<Hankolijo>: No door, but a monitor. It flickers on.
<Wallace>: Will notices the monitor and walks over to it.
<Wallace>: "What's all this then...?"
<Wallace>: Anything on the monitor?
<Hankolijo>: You can almost make out a silhouette, but the image is distorted. A robotic, monotone voice comes on: "Welcome, Willfred, are you ready for your test?"
<Wallace>: "Test?"
<Wallace>: "Something tells me you're not talking about algebra. Who are you?"
<Hankolijo>: "You may find out after the test. I suppose you are wondering what is this place... and you will find out. If you make it out in time... Now, do you see that keypad on the wall?" the voice speaks, and the keypad lights up.
<Wallace>: "Yeah. What about it?"
<Hankolijo>: "You have to enter a three digit code. Every code will cause an event to occur. Your task is simple-- escape before the room fills with water... Good luck, Willfred." and the screen flickers off. Water starts slowly flowing in from under the walls somehow.
<Wallace>: Will stands in place for a second.
<Wallace>: He looks down at the water at his feet. He looks back up and sighs.
<Wallace>: Then he immediately darts over to the keypad and examines it.
<Wallace>: What's on it?
<Hankolijo>: Digits 1-9, an enter button and a delete button.
<Wallace>: No 0?
<Hankolijo>: And a 0.
<Hankolijo>: ((Fuck))
<Wallace>: Will examines it, looks at the water at his feet once more and shrugs. He enters 011 and presses enter.
<Hankolijo>: Some glass tubes extend from the ground on the side of the room, filled with spiders.
<Wallace>: "Hm. Not quite what I was looking for."
<Wallace>: Are the tubes open?
<Hankolijo>: No they are not.
<Wallace>: Will takes a look at the tubes. How many spiders?
<Hankolijo>: You can't tell an exact number, but there is a lot of them.
<Wallace>: "Gross." Will looks back at the keypad. He enters 709 and presses enter.
<Hankolijo>: A tube-shaped pack of chocolate cookies drops down.
<Wallace>: Will picks up the cookies from the wet floor and opens it up. He takes out one of the cookies, looks at it, but doesn't eat it. He sets the pack back on the floor.
<Wallace>: Will goes back to the keypad and enters 767 and presses enter.
<Hankolijo>: A small shelve appears out of the wall, a cowbell resting on it.
<Wallace>: Will looks over at the wall.
<Wallace>: He reaches for the bell and picks it up.
<Wallace>: "Great. More crap."
<Wallace>: He drops the bell to the floor and goes back to the keypad.
<Wallace>: He enters 111 and presses enter.
<Hankolijo>: The bell rings loudly as it drops. After you enter the code, several candles drop from the ceiling.
<Wallace>: Like hanging candelabrum? Or are they just plain candles?
<Hankolijo>: Simple candles.
<Wallace>: Will looks at them briefly, but disregards them. He enters 316 and presses enter.
<Hankolijo>: A grandfather clock drops down, breaking apart upon impact with the ground.
<Wallace>: "Fuck!"
<Wallace>: Will takes a moment to collect himself, then turns to the keypad and enters 245 and presses enter.
<Hankolijo>: A pack of flour drops into the water, which is now over your ankles.
<Wallace>: Will walks over to examine the object. After determining what it is, he grunts with frustration and goes back to the keypad. He enters 172 and presses enter.
<Hankolijo>: A hammer drops down, barely missing you.
<Wallace>: Will jumps to the side.
<Wallace>: "What is this, a Saturday morning cartoon show? Is an anvil gonna try to flatten me next?"
<Wallace>: Will goes back to the keypad and enters 877.
<Hankolijo>: Several branches and roots extend from a wall.
<Wallace>: Will looks around as the vegetation extends out of the walls. "Not helpful." He enters in 911.
<Hankolijo>: A Glock 18 drops from the ceiling, with a note saying 'Local police force'.
<Wallace>: Will picks up the pistol and checks if it's loaded.
<Hankolijo>: It is.
<Wallace>: Will decides to hold onto it. He walks back to the keypad and enters 823.
<Hankolijo>: A crab crawls out from the floor somehow