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  1. [7:58 PM] Francinum: Francis Gallyus fires the antique laser gun!
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  3. The alien hunter (410) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
  4. [7:58 PM] Francinum: [Common] Francis Gallyus says, " Infestation confirmed, initiating containment. "
  5. [7:59 PM] Francinum: The igniter is now secured!
  6. [8:01 PM] Francinum: You ignite the flamethrower!
  7. [8:01 PM] Francinum: let's go
  8. [8:01 PM] StarToad: wew
  9. [8:11 PM] Francinum: and guess what
  10. [8:11 PM] Francinum: the admin is pissed that I shot it
  11. [8:11 PM] Francinum: and then shot the RD
  12. [8:11 PM] StarToad: yes
  13. [8:11 PM] StarToad: aka
  14. [8:11 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... >nearly leads to a xeno contaigon
  15. [8:11 PM] StarToad: call the headmin
  16. [8:11 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... >only xeno is a hunter.
  17. [8:11 PM] StarToad: CALL THE HEADMIN
  18. [8:11 PM] Francinum: I intend to.
  19. [8:11 PM] StarToad: SUMMON THE CITRUS
  20. [8:13 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... even ignoring that it didn't even make it to the first vent out of xenobiology alive, it's a hunter. they can't produce eggs.
  21. [8:13 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... So can literally anyone with a gun.
  22. [8:14 PM] StarToad: just
  23. [8:15 PM] StarToad: get the citrus in
  24. [8:15 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... And now you're changing the argument.
  25. [8:15 PM] Francinum: already dialed a headmin
  26. [8:15 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... "Dangerous entities that can kill unarmed crewmembers extremely quickly"
  27. [8:15 PM] StarToad: realistically speaking there's no reason to let the xenomorphs have a chance to have an outbreak
  28. [8:15 PM] Francinum: Pray "Yes, a xeno hunter is: Unstunnable, has an innate stun, and has high brute innate melee.
  29. [8:16 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... In the same vein, you should kill the detective, because they have an instant-stun gun.
  30. [8:16 PM] Francinum: one of these is a station crewmember
  31. [8:16 PM] Francinum: the other is a hostile animal
  32. [8:17 PM] Francinum: it feels like I'm arguing with fucking weyland yutani
  33. [8:17 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... No, they're a hostile faction.
  34. [8:17 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... Because Xenomorphs are controlled by players.
  35. [8:17 PM] StarToad: Weyland Yutani would at least admit the xenos are dangerous
  36. [8:17 PM] Francinum: this guys arguments(edited)
  37. [8:17 PM] Francinum: are fUCKING RETARDED
  38. [8:17 PM] StarToad: who adminned him
  39. [8:18 PM] Francinum: let me check
  40. [8:18 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... except there are xenomorph MOBS, and Xenomorph HUMANOIDS.
  41. [8:18 PM] Francinum: I consider both of them animals, can we move to a different point?
  42. [8:19 PM] Francinum: citrus
  43. [8:19 PM] Francinum: apparently
  44. [8:19 PM] Francinum: I'm fucking dissapointed
  45. [8:19 PM] StarToad: wew
  46. [8:20 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... and you can increase your melee damage by getting lizard arms, which raise them to the same level as xenomrophs.
  47. [8:20 PM] Francinum: no they
  48. [8:20 PM] Francinum: what the fuck
  49. [8:21 PM] StarToad: WEW
  50. [8:21 PM] StarToad: THEY'RE JUST STRAIGHT RETARDED
  51. [8:22 PM] Francinum: pray I'd like to talk about you spawning them in after I shot them, and then getting annoyed as I put it down.
  52. [8:23 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... I'm annoyed that you destroyed the 2% chance xenobio spawn egg.
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  54. You hear a voice in your head... Because that's station faction.
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  56. You hear a voice in your head... And so are ALL OF THE XENOMORPHS THAT COME FROM IT
  57. [8:23 PM] Francinum: Where the fuck is citrus
  58. [8:25 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... So when you killed it, I spawned in a new egg that lacked the station faction, because I got asked.
  59. [8:25 PM] StarToad: WEW
  60. [8:26 PM] Francinum: Your prayers have been received by the gods.
  61.  
  62. You hear a voice in your head... So you've got this player panel, right? it lists your special role/faction.
  63.  
  64. Your prayers have been received by the gods. x2
  65.  
  66. You hear a voice in your head... You can have an antagstatus applied and stripped, and you'll keep the faction.
  67.  
  68. Your prayers have been received by the gods.
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  70. You hear a voice in your head... So if you were to, say, become a wishgranters' chosen and had it taken from you, you wouldn't have the antagonist, but still be a wishgranters' chosen.
  71. [8:32 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... It also doesn't open when next to it on anybody, and anybody can pick up the facehugger inside without getting gronked unless they're an antagonist.
  72.  
  73. You hear a voice in your head... which is actually hilariously ironic.
  74. [8:33 PM] Francinum: I think this idiot
  75. [8:33 PM] Francinum: doesn't know what code we're on
  76. [8:37 PM] Francinum: he gets sick of being an idiot, I say I'm calling a headmin to check the logs
  77. [8:37 PM] Francinum: You hear a voice in your head... Nobody has any place to have rights over others, but look at the universe at large.
  78. [8:38 PM] Francinum: oh good he's a fucking free spirit
  79. [8:38 PM] StarToad: ahahaha
  80. [8:40 PM] Francinum:
  81. RID:88431
  82. ADMIN:Nope.avi
  83. [8:40 PM] Francinum: just gonna note these now
  84. [8:40 PM] StarToad: kk
  85. [8:40 PM] Francinum: this idiot
  86. [8:40 PM] Francinum: has zero place
  87. [8:40 PM] Francinum: in being an admin(edited)
  88. [8:40 PM] Francinum: whatsoever
  89. [8:41 PM] Francinum: turns out he went on a run
  90. [8:43 PM] Francinum: so I love how even the admins are beginning to be absolutely incompetent
  91. [8:43 PM] Francinum: IN ADDITION to the player
  92. [8:43 PM] StarToad: this is the result of bringing in pubbies
  93. [8:43 PM] StarToad: eventually the pubbies filter upward
  94. [8:43 PM] Francinum: ...you know what I just realized
  95. [8:43 PM] Francinum: we are literally modeling the UK here
  96. [8:43 PM] StarToad: yes
  97. [8:43 PM] Francinum: foreign immigrants come in
  98. [8:43 PM] StarToad: it's evolved from the stanford prison experiment
  99. [8:43 PM] Francinum: become an overly protected class
  100. [8:44 PM] Francinum: be given positions of power they have no business holding
  101. [8:44 PM] Francinum: but hey citrus is a good guy
  102. [8:44 PM] Francinum: and I did nothing wrong.
  103. [8:44 PM] Francinum: but hey guess what
  104. [8:44 PM] Francinum: that ban this guy had
  105. [8:44 PM] Francinum: HE'S FRESH FUCKING OFF IT
  106. [8:45 PM] Francinum: so I hope this leads to him getting a SECOND whipping for being a dumbfuck
  107. [8:45 PM] StarToad: yes
  108. [8:46 PM] Francinum: yeah this is gonna go into a complaint
  109. [8:46 PM] Francinum: AKA
  110. [8:46 PM] Francinum: he's gonna end up slapped
  111. [8:46 PM] Francinum: again
  112. [8:47 PM] Francinum: hey
  113. [8:47 PM] Francinum: how much you wanna bet
  114. [8:47 PM] Francinum: the xeno was him
  115. [8:47 PM] StarToad: or the RD
  116. [8:47 PM] Francinum: RD was the victim
  117. [8:47 PM] Francinum: and I saw him clone
  118. [8:47 PM] Francinum: so no
  119. [8:48 PM] Francinum: no member of science became the xeno
  120. [8:48 PM] Francinum: I can certify this
  121. [8:48 PM] StarToad: so yea he prolly was the xeno
  122. [8:49 PM] Francinum: if so
  123. [8:49 PM] Francinum: this was also self antagonizing
  124. [8:49 PM] Francinum: which is a TASTIER PUNISHMENT
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