ultimate showdown

Old Dave Brown was hopping around
City 45 like a big playground
When suddenly AFNY burst from the shade
and hit Dave Brown with 1984 grenades
Dave Brown got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Pac
who proceeded to open up a can of Lua Fu
when Rampage and Gurne came out of the blue

and they started cybering Pac and Ezekiel
then they both got flattened by the Anonymobile
but before it could make it back to Anony's cave
Spaz and Kama popped out of their graves
and took an AK47 out from under their hats
and blew AFNY away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but they ran out of bullets and they ran away
because Locust and Arana came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of TnB Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and !exploding as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder woh it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of TnB Destiny

Dave Brown took a bite out of Arana's behind
like Stan DeCarlo committed cybercrime
and then Pac came back covered in a tire track
but Lang Ton Hui jumped out and landed on his back
and AFNY was injured, and trying to get steady
when Spaz and Kama came back with some machetes
but suddenly something caught their legs and they tripped
Bennet Dyson took him out with his whip

then he saw Dave Brown sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his tr0ll which he just couldn't find
'cause AFNY stole it and he tr0lled and he missed
and Lang Ton Hui deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Spaz and Kama tried to pole vault
onto Locust and Arana, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by the Nexus Stare, oooh

This is the Ultimate Showdown of TnB Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and !exploding as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder woh it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of TnB Destiny

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Muffin landed on the ground like he was Chuck Norris
who delivered a ban which perma'd everyone
into the crotch of Bennet Dyson
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as AFNY set his model to look like Zara Kane
but Muffin saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed AFNY's head in between his thighs

then Paladin the Black and Effey the White and
Skippy, Patta, Basley and Wolen's Knight
in shining armor made by APEX fags
and Streaky and Jareh and Basley, fucking fag
HC, Symmetry, RickV, Experion
JHTPO, Abaddon, every single minge on
Altenan Sorna and Jillian Sandwich
Theo, Botman, Kamern, and some fat bitch
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Muffin in his Combine ass
it was the bloodiest battle the city ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mackie-san in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of TnB Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and !exploding as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown..
This is the Ultimate Showdown..
This is the Ultimate Showdown..
of TnB Destiny