Welcome To My Candy Store

(Note: The 'Chandler' and 'Duke' in parenthesis are not meant to be spoken, and are merely to signify which Heather is which. Heathers is a confusing movie sometimes. This script is from the POV of Heather McNamara.)
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*singing to self* Oh honey whatcha waitin' fooor, step into my candy store.. *latches clicking open* *whispering to self* Okay, easy Heather, can't wake her uP! *yelp and thump, then sharp whisper of pain and irritation* Shit! *sweet, obviously fake voice* Heeeeeeey, Veronica! I just..forgot my phone when I was here earlier! Yeah! It's around here somewhere, I know it. *pause* H-How did I lose my phone? Yeah, I know it's huge, but I'm..I'm not exactly the smartest girl around, y'know? What? N-No, that's why I'm here, I swear! Veronica, please, just..

*sigh of resignation and shame* Okay, fine. I got sent by Heather (Duke) to grab back the red scrunchie. She said 'that whore doesn't deserve that scrunchie' and sent me to get it. It's just..I don't want to take it from you. It belongs to you now. I think Heather (Chandler) would have liked it that way, rest her soul. I mean, Heather (Duke) doesn't really like it, but she doesn't really like anything anymore. Not since JD did what he did.

Anyway, I was gonna steal the scrunchie, I really was! But then I remembered all about how good you were to me, after Kurt, after Ram...*slowly and sadly* after Heather (Chandler)..*sniffling and starting to cry* I still miss them so much, and Heather (Duke) isn't helping at all! She's gotten so much crueler now that it's just us, and..and..*full sobbing* Please, just hold me, just for a second!

*sobbing for a moment, slowly winding down to just sniffles, then calm breathing* Thank you, Veronica. You've always been so nice to me. Everyone else thinks I'm a giant bimbo, but you...you see beyond that. Thank you so much for that.

*nervously* Veronica..I...*kissing noises for a moment, then breaking away suddenly, voice frantic and sharp* I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me! I was just so scared and my heart still hurts, and-and-*squeak of surprise, then more kissing noises*

*in shock. Happy shock, but still shock* Oh my god. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. We're like Kurt and Ram now! Only alive! *pause, then confusedly* What do you mean Kurt and Ram weren't into each other? Oh, explain later. Kisses now. *more kissing noises*

*nervously* Um..do you want to do anything else, tonight, or just kissing? I mean, I've done everything..except stuff with a girl. So you wouldn't be the only newbie! *pause* O-Okay, just fingers. C-Can I kiss you more while I..do that? *excitedly* Okay!

*more kissing noises, punctuated with moans and coos, maybe a little dirty talk, ending with a moan/scream (whichever you feel more comfortable doing at the time) of Veronica's name. Deep, calm breathing*

You're really good at that..can we snuggle for a bit? *shuffling, then a sigh of joy* This is nice. Didn't even have to take off my clothes.

*sadly and shyly* Uh..Heather (Duke)'s expecting me at her house. I have to go. If I don't, I'll be a dead girl walking. I'll lie and tell her that you were out of town, okay? *kissing her forehead* Uh, before I go..*voice hopeful* can we do this again sometime? Like..tomorrow night? *grinning* Great! Then you can explain what you said about Ram and Kurt.

*whispering* Goodnight, Veroni-CA! *yelling the last syllable, then a yelp of pain* *pause, then as though far off, irritated* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw-I'm okay! Goodnight! See you tomorrow!