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  1. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/26/14(Sun)02:08 UTC-5 No.15912497
  2. Replies: >>15912521 >>15912545 >>15912549 >>15912600 >>15912640
  3.  
  4. "Whoa whoa whoa.. What?"
  5. >"You heard me anon."
  6. "Yeah, yeah. I did hear you. I just want to hear you say it again."
  7. >The strange man sitting at the desk in front of me taps a contract laying in front of me
  8. >"Once you sign this contract, you'll be sent into the tv show of your choice. Whether it be live action or cartoon."
  9. "B-But, how exactly do you do that?"
  10. >The strange man smiles.
  11. >"A magician has to keep his secrets hidden, Anon."
  12. "This makes absolutely no fucking se-"
  13. >"Look, Anon, do you accept or not?"
  14. "Ugh.. Is there a catch?"
  15. >The strange man gives a small nod
  16. >"The only catch is that the trip there will be extremely painful."
  17. >You scratch your wrist and wonder if this is all a scam
  18. >Maybe I /could/ go somewhere I always wanted.. Like Equestria...
  19. "Alright. I'll sign your stupid contract."
  20. >The strange man smiles, sliding the contract with a pen on top if toward you.
  21. >"Sign your name here..."
  22. >Scribble scribble scribble
  23. "Anon... Ymous..."
  24. >"And the show you want to be in here..."
  25. >Scribble scribble scribble
  26. "My.. Little.. Pony.. Friendship.. is Magic.. Alright.. There.."
  27. >The strange man rolls up the paper in a scroll fashion and chuckles
  28. (Shall I continue?)
  29.  
  30. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/26/14(Sun)02:23 UTC-5 No.15912749
  31.  
  32. >>15912545 #
  33. >>15912521 #
  34. Alrighty!
  35.  
  36.  
  37. "What's so funny? I signed your damn con-"
  38. >Out of nowhere, a really bad ache rushes through your back
  39. "Ah-Ow.. Why does my back h-"
  40. >"Shhhh.. You're almost there.
  41. >The pain spreads from your back, to your neck, your arms, your legs, and soon all of your body.
  42. >You let out a small cry of distress as you close your eyes and tense up
  43. >Once you shut your eyes your pains seems to suddenly fall off your body and fade away.
  44. >Then you notice something odd..
  45. >Did someone turn on a fan or something?
  46. >You proceed to open your eyes and that's when it hits you.
  47. >You're flying face down into an open field
  48. >OHSHIT.jpg
  49. >You shift and turn throughout the fall, hoping not to break all the bones in your body upon impact
  50. >Then you close your eyes, go into a midair feedle position, then bam, you slam into the ground.
  51. >Of course, upon impact, you black out.
  52.  
  53. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/26/14(Sun)02:37 UTC-5 No.15912963
  54. Replies: >>15912992 >>15913450
  55.  
  56. >You're laying in the middle of a field.
  57. >If someone were to discover you, they might have thought you dead.
  58. >Luckily, someone doesn't find you,
  59. >but somepony does.
  60. ---
  61. >Applejack bucked at the tall apple tree one last time, knocking all the apples down into the buckets circling the tree.
  62. >She then sighed in relief and wiped at her forehead.
  63. >"Well. That looks like all of 'em fer today."
  64. >She stretches out and then yells to another apple bucker, hidden somewhere among the tree
  65. >"HEY BIGMC, I'M DONE BUCKIN' THOSE TREES YOU TOLD ME TO DO."
  66. >A deep voice responds with, "ALRIGHT!"
  67. >"I'M GOIN' FER A WALK TO TOWN. NEED ANYTHIN'?"
  68. >The voice responds again: "I'M FINE!"
  69. >She then stretches one more time and then makes her way out of the orchard, making her way into town
  70. >She's going to visit Pinkie. She placed an order for a cake for Applebloom's birthday a few days ago, and she's going to see if it's ready.
  71. >On her way there, she notices something quite strange..
  72. >Three vultures flying in a circle.
  73. >"That's odd.."
  74. >She looks left and right, to see if anypony is there.
  75. >"It couldn't hurt to see what's wrong.."
  76. >Applejack takes a few steps into the field and see's your unconscious body laying there.
  77. >"What in tarnation?"
  78.  
  79. Option 1 Applejack fan Sun Jan 26 22:12:30 2014 No.15930831
  80. Quoted by: >>15930891
  81.  
  82. [A FEW HOURS LATER]
  83. >You slowly opened your eyes and rubs your shoulder, where you immediately feel a jolt of pain
  84. >You let out a small cry, that fall really did some damage
  85. >As you shift and turn trying to get comfortable, you realise that you're not where you fell
  86. >You're in a barn, laying on a small pile of hay
  87. "W-What the hell?"
  88. >You very softly pat the hay needles and then snuggle into them, realising it's more comfy then the ground
  89. >As you snuggle in you hear something approach you
  90. >You look to the barn door where you see a silhouette standing
  91. "Wh-Who's there"
  92. >The silhouette takes a step forward.
  93. >The blackness fades away to reveal an orange... pony?
  94. "Ah-Applejack?"
  95.  
  96. Option 1 Applejack fan Sun Jan 26 22:55:00 2014 No.15931897
  97. Quoted by: >>15932025 >>15932294
  98.  
  99. >"Who are you...?" Applejack asked, sort of uneasy at the unknown thing in front of her
  100. >You realise how staklerish you feel from knowing her name, yet she has yet to know yours"
  101. "Err.. My name... is Anonymous.."
  102. >She takes a step closer to you
  103. "D-Did you drag me here?"
  104. >She nods
  105. >"Ah did."
  106. "Th-thanks.. I appreciate it.."
  107. >You shuffle a little, trying to get comfortable
  108. >"N-Not tah be rude, but what at ya?"
  109. >That's right.. she doesn't know what humans are..
  110. "I.. I am a... human.."
  111. >Let's see how that goes..
  112. >Applejack slightly turns her head. The same a dog would do when he's confused
  113. >"A what now?"
  114. "I'm a human.. Look I know you're confused ans have a lot of-"
  115. >"And we can save those questions for later. How bad are you hurt?"
  116. >My favorite pony is now a reality, and she's already caring about me..
  117. "N-Nothing too bad.. I think I just broke a bone or two.."
  118. >Now that I think about it, I don't really hurt that bad
  119. >"Need me ta take ya into town?"
  120. "I think I can walk..."
  121.  
  122. Option 1 Applejack fan Sun Jan 26 23:21:49 2014 No.15932426
  123. Quoted by: >>15932495 >>15932559 >>15947773
  124.  
  125. >You place a hand next to the hay stack, get yourself to your knees, and then your feet.
  126. >You now realise the only pain you have is in your shoulder.
  127. >You raise your hand to your shoulder and cradle it with your hand
  128. >The way your slumped over almost makes it look like you can't walk
  129. >You hastily take one step forward and look down at Applejack
  130. >She looks up at you
  131. >"Are ya' sure you can handle it, sugarcube?"
  132. >You nod.
  133. >"What did ya' say yer name was again?"
  134. "My name is Anonymous.. But you can call me Anon..."
  135. >She perks up one corner of her mouth
  136. >"Anon, huh? Never heard that before"
  137. >You chuckle and look up and out of the door
  138. >Applejack continues to look at you
  139. >"I think we better go inta town"
  140. >You think about how far the walk may be
  141. >If you walk that far you're either gonna pass out, or injuring your shoulders even more
  142. "I-I think I just need to rest it off.."
  143. >You return your glance back down at Applejack
  144. >"You can use tha quest bedroom if you want."
  145. "If it wouldn't be a hassle, I'd be happy too..."
  146. >She nods with a smile, she likes how gentle/nice you're being
  147. >"Nope. None at all."
  148. >She nods her heads toward the barn exit
  149. >"Comeon. This way."
  150.  
  151. Option 1 Applejack fan Mon Jan 27 19:48:55 2014 No.15948619
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  153. 15948619
  154. Quoted by: >>15948696 >>15948768
  155.  
  156. >15932426
  157. Continuing
  158. I'll put asterisks when anon is thinking
  159.  
  160. >You slowly walk next to Applejack
  161. >*Ahh... My shoulder is hurt bad*
  162. >It does. It's not your typical bone break. It feels as if it's shattered. However, you continue walking.
  163. >You speak to Applejack in a quiet voice
  164. "H-How far away is your house?"
  165. >Applejack keeps her stare ahead, she obviously didn't hear you
  166. >You speak a little louder
  167. "Ah-Applejack?"
  168. >She stops in her tracks and looks up to you
  169. >"Sorry, sugarcube. I was thinkin' 'bout somethin'. What's wrong?"
  170. >The pain is immense, so immense that it makes the statement "pinch me I'm dreaming," an understatement.
  171. "M-My-- I need to sit down.."
  172. >Applejack's facial expression shows of concern and caution.
  173. >She still doesn't know who or what you are.
  174. >You fall to one knee, still cradling your shoulder
  175. "I-I'm sorry... It was hurting.. bad.."
  176. >Applejack frowns, feeling more concern than caution now
  177. >"Need me ta go get somepony to help...?"
  178. >You nod
  179. >Applejack nods back to you and darts off to go get BigMc.
  180. >You bow your head, trying to find a happy place so the pain doesn't feel all that bad
  181.  
  182. Option one Applejack fan Mon Jan 27 20:16:25 2014 No.15949147
  183.  
  184. >You get back to your feet and let out a moan of distress
  185. >You take small baby steps in the direction that Applejack darted off
  186. "APPLEJACK?"
  187. >*F-Fucking yelling won't do anything.. she's too far away..*
  188. >*…But I still have to try*
  189. "SOMEONE?!"
  190. >After one baby step into a divet, you trip and fall. Luckily not on your shoulder.
  191. >It still hurts like hell
  192. >You close your eyes and wait.
  193. >You want to get up, but the pain is to immense and you don't want to risk it.
  194. >Just then you hear foo-Err, hoofsteps, coming toward you
  195. >Its Applejack and BigMc
  196. >ThankYouGod.mp3
  197. >You don't move, you lay there, lifeless.
  198. >Applejack throws a blanket onto the ground
  199. >Big Mac rolls you on top of it
  200. >"Is he on?" BigMc asks his sister
  201. >AppleJack nods
  202. >BigMc takes one end of the blanket into is mouth
  203. >Applejack does the same on the other end
  204. >They lift your aching body up, and then carry you away
  205.  
  206. Option 1 Applejack fan Mon Jan 27 20:58:30 2014 No.15949904
  207. Quoted by: >>15949989 >>15950281
  208.  
  209. "Seconds turn to minutes to minutes, and minutes turn to days. At least someone was helping him. Long story short, they got him to the hospital, and he got patched up."
  210. >One of the little fillies raises a hoof
  211. >You point to said filly
  212. "Yes?"
  213. >"What happened to anon after he got patched up?"
  214. "He then proceeded to take a long break to let his shoulder heal. After it healed he started working at Sweet Apple Acres."
  215. >The little fillies speaks again
  216. >"This is a true story?"
  217. "Yep. It's the story of how he-- I mean, I, came to Equestria."
  218. >Another voice spoke up from among the fillies
  219. >"Sounds like the man wasn't lying when he said it'd be painful"
  220. >You rub your shoulder and think back to that day..
  221. >A good 5 months have passed and now you're here.
  222. >You're in Eqeustria.
  223. >You smile
  224. "It may have hurt a lot but it was totally worth it."
  225. > Ms.Cherilee then stands up from her desk
  226. >"Thank you, anon. I really appreciate you coming here today."
  227. "No problem, Cherilee!"
  228. >You stand up, wave , and exit the school building.
  229. >You stretch your arms as your greeted by a familiar face
  230. >It's Applejack, once again
  231. >You smile down at her
  232. "Do we have anymore trees we need to work on?"
  233. >"Just'a few, anon. Nuttin' too hard. Let's go."
  234. >You nod and follow her as she walks away.
  235.  
  236. Applejack fan 01/27/14(Mon)22:26 UTC-5 No.15951567
  237. Replies: >>15951608
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  240.  
  241. >>15951191 #
  242. exactly
  243.  
  244. Back to the story
  245.  
  246. "So, Applejack, how many trees are left?"
  247. >She grins a small grin
  248. >"There's only like 20 or so left"
  249. >You're no master at bucking trees, but you do get the job done when it comes to taking them up to the barn
  250. >You smile wide
  251. "Good thing I like pulling carts."
  252. >She smiles a little wider
  253. >You took up helping at sweet apple acres because you actually have a place to stay, and the amazing food at the end of everyday.
  254. >You also are happy that BigMc, Granny Smith, and Applebloom accept you living in there house
  255. >"And good thing Ah like bucking trees"
  256. >You chuckle lightly as both of you approach the gates to the farm
  257. >You wave to BigMc as you walk through the gates
  258. >He returns the gesture with a nod
  259. >You walk up to the wagon and tap it
  260. "What section of fields are we going to?"
  261. >"Northwest."
  262. >You give a brief nod and then tie the cable around your waist.
  263. >By the time you look up you notice that Applejack's already taken off.
  264. >You shrug and follow her
  265. "Applejack! Wait up!"
  266.  
  267. (Honestly, do you anons like my story?)
  268.  
  269. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/28/14(Tue)22:39 UTC-5 No.15969761
  270. Replies: >>15969867
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  273.  
  274. >The cart you're pulling isn't all that heavy, but you know it's going to get heavier after it's filled.
  275. >You continue to pull the cart down the path until you reach the correct part of the orchards.
  276. >Applejack is already there, waiting for you to bring the crate
  277. >"Ya' ready, Anon?"
  278. >You nod
  279. >"Alrighty, then!"
  280. >Wanting to show off, she kicks the tree with one leg, and all the apples fall off the tree into buckets that have been neatly arranged around the tree
  281. "Nice one, AJ," you say to her.
  282. >*The way she bucks trees; She deserves bragging rights.*
  283. >You walk over to the tree and pick up one of the buckets.
  284. >You take it back to the cart and empty it.
  285. >You repeat the process over and over for about an hour
  286. >After said hour is up, you'd cleared out the rest of the orchard.
  287. >You wipe your forehead with a sigh of relief
  288. "Man... 2 months of hard work... Totally worth it."
  289. >"Eeyup. Now Granny can make some of her special desserts."
  290. >According to AJ, that was a tradition here at Sweet Apple Acres.
  291. >Once they finished clearing out the orchard, Granny Smith makes a delicacy of delicious desserts.
  292. "Sounds delightful."
  293. >"It is. Now, let's take this here cart back to tha barn."
  294. >You nod and strap your harness back on.
  295. >By the time you look up from tightening up your harness, you realize, once again, Applejack got a head start.
  296. "Applejack! C'mon!"
  297. >You take a step forward
  298. >*Holy shit.. It's not normally this heavy..*
  299. >You tug and tug until you have an even pace.
  300. >Step. Step. Step. Step.
  301. >After a few more minutes of pulling the cart you finally approach the barn.
  302.  
  303. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/28/14(Tue)22:43 UTC-5 No.15969867
  304. Replies: >>15969896
  305.  
  306. >>15969761 #
  307. Cont
  308.  
  309. >You take a deep breath.
  310. >You're kind amost exhausted from pulling that damn cart.
  311. >You'll still do it any day though.
  312. >As long as it means you can stay in the Apple house.
  313. "Ah-Applejack? You in there?"
  314. >......
  315. "No?"
  316. >......
  317. >You shrug and give the cart on last heave.
  318. >You then pull the cart into the barn, exit, shut the door, and then lock it.
  319. >After the barn is locked, you turn around and look around
  320. >*Where is she?*
  321. >You decide to check in the house.
  322. >You take a step. Then another step.
  323. >Then you get into a rhythm of a slow walk.
  324. >You look down at the ground as you're walking.
  325. >*Heh. It's AJ's hoofprints..*
  326. >Since the walk is kind of long and you need something to entertain you, you try stepping on every hoofprint she left behind
  327. >Long story short, it looks stupid
  328. >As your walking, something stops you in your tracks.
  329. >A sound, that was made in a tree near by..
  330. >You turn your attention toward the tree, when you see it.
  331. >It's your old black Adidas sports bag, hanging from the nearby Apple tree.
  332. >You look left.
  333. >Then you look right..
  334. >You walk up to the tree, and take it off..
  335. >There's a note attached to the zipper of it.
  336. >"Dear Anon,
  337. I hope you're enjoying your stay in... Pony.. Land.. Or whatever.. However, you left your things back here, on Earth. I felt generous enough to send them to you.
  338. From, TFTNB."
  339. "Hmph... Guess that stranges man's name is TFTNB... Whatever the hell that means.."
  340. >You flip it over.
  341. >Nothing
  342. "Hmmm..."
  343. >You fold up the letter, and put it in your pocket
  344. >You throw your bag over your shoulder.
  345. >*I'll look in it later...*
  346.  
  347. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/28/14(Tue)22:45 UTC-5 No.15969896
  348.  
  349. >>15969867 #
  350. Cont.
  351.  
  352. >With your bag on your shoulder, you approach the house
  353. "Ahh... Home sweet... Orchard...?"
  354. >You shrug and walk up to the screen door and look through
  355. >*Light's are off... Hmm.*
  356. >You open the screen door and head inside
  357. "Applejack? You here?"
  358. >No answer, once again.
  359. >You scan the living room.
  360. >No sign of her here.
  361. >*Well.. Guess I'll wait for her then..*
  362. >You flip on the radio, a country music station is on.
  363. "Ugh.. Not a fan of country.."
  364. >You turn the knob on the radio, now it's playing smooth jazz.
  365. >You recognize it to be "In The Hall Of The Mountain King."
  366. >You yawn and sit down in the recliner next to the radio
  367. >Just as your butt touches the chair, you hear the creak of the back door open.
  368. >"Anon? You here?"
  369. >By listening to the sound of the voice in the kitchen where the back door is, it's either Applebloom or Applejack.
  370. >You're way too fucking tired to notice
  371. "Yeah. In here."
  372. >You hear hoofsteps going through the kitchen and down the hallway
  373. >A bright yellow face with a red mane peeks around the corner
  374. "Oh, hey Applebloom."
  375. >Applebloom walks around the corner
  376. >"Hey, anon. Ah just got back from school."
  377. >You let out a small laugh
  378. >She's really cute.
  379. "I can tell." You look down to the filly.
  380. "Hey.. Have you seen Applejack...?"
  381. >"No. Why?"
  382. "She ran off after we finished bringing in the last few apples. She seems more hyper than normal.."
  383. >"How many Apple fritters did she eat?" Applebloom asks with a flat voice
  384. >*Oh...*
  385.  
  386. >>
  387. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/28/14(Tue)22:46 UTC-5 No.15969931
  388. Replies: >>15970060
  389.  
  390. >*Oh...*
  391. >You forgot that when she eats too many fritters, she get's a little wild..
  392. >*Come'on anon, make something up..*
  393. "Uhhh.. Which ones?"
  394. >"The only ones we had. The leftovers from last time we had them.."
  395. "Well.. I had 2.."
  396. >"I asked how many Applejack had.."
  397. "Well.."
  398. >"Anon.."
  399. "9..."
  400. >"......"
  401. "What?""|
  402. >...
  403. >...
  404. >Applebloom flipped the FUCK out
  405. >"What?! Anon! She's going to wreck Pony-Ville!"
  406. >fuckme.jpg
  407. "Wait wait wait wait.. What?"
  408. >"See, with the Apple family, when we eat too much sugar, we have an energy overload."
  409. >You scratch your head
  410. "Wait.. Isn't that called being hyper?"
  411. >"Anon! There's no time! Come on let's go!"
  412. >You flip off the switch as Applebloom grabs your wrist
  413. >She runs as fast as she can, but she just can't pull you.
  414. "Applebloom.. I can walk.."
  415. >She blushes in embarresment and let's go of your wrist.
  416. >"Sorry.. Let's just go."
  417. >You stand up and dust yourself off.
  418. "Alright. Let's go."
  419. >Appleblooms darts out of the house and you follow behind her at full speed.
  420. >After you reach Pony-Ville, you see what Applebloom meant.
  421. >"Look! There she is!"
  422. >Sure enough, Applejack was bouncing from roof to roof like Pinkie would do everyday.
  423. >Except it was like Pinkies routine on steriods
  424. "She's not wrecking anything.. But holy crap.. She's moving pretty fast.."
  425. >Applebloom continues watching Applejack
  426. "Let's just wait until she get's tired.."
  427. >Applebloom facepalms.
  428. >"Why didn't Ah think of that?"
  429. >You take a seat on the ground, and Applebloom sits next to you.
  430. >"Why'd you give her nine fritters, anyway?"
  431. >Now that I think about it, the box that said fritters also said: "APPLEJACK LIMIT: 2"
  432. "I didn't give her any."
  433. >*Then howd you know she took 9? Fucking dumbass*
  434. >"Then how'd you know she took-"
  435. "Alright, alright. I gave them to her before we left to go to school..."
  436. >"Hmph.. Well. At least now ya know.."
  437. "Yeah.."
  438.  
  439. And thats all for now, bye
  440.  
  441. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/29/14(Wed)01:37 UTC-5 No.15973226
  442.  
  443. >It's been a solid hour.
  444. >You're still waiting for Applejack to calm down
  445. >You look at Applebloom, who is still very curiously watching Applejack.
  446. >"Anon.. Look.."
  447. >You look back up to the rooftops.
  448. >Sure enough, Applejack is slowing down.
  449. >"She's wearing herself out.."
  450. >*It's so weird. Applejack isn't acting herself... Almost as if she's out of character or some shit.. Might be that she's so hyper..*
  451. >You think back to right before you left to go to the school for the interview..
  452. >*She seemed perfectly fine before we headed back to the orchard..*
  453. >*I guess it took a while for the sugar to kick in.*
  454. >Each jump Applejack take slows her down a little bit.
  455. >"Anon, how're we gonna get her down if she doesn't come down on her own?"
  456. >*Shit.. Didn't think of that..*
  457. "Uhhh.. She's not that heavy.. I'll tell her to jump and I'll catch her..?"
  458. >"Ah don't think that'll work.."
  459. "Got any other ideas?"
  460. >Applebloom shook her head
  461. "Okay then. We're sticking with my idea."
  462. >After one last final jump, you could tell that she didn't have the energy to continue
  463. >You dart to the side of the building she's on top of
  464. "Hey! AJ! Down here!"
  465. >She looks down to you
  466. >She looks like a woman who just ran a marathon
  467. "Jump down! I'll catch you!"
  468. >Applejack was too tired.
  469. >She fell and rolled down the side of the roof.
  470. >You got into a catching position
  471. >Applejack rolled off the roof and landed in your arms.
  472. "Whew.. Alright... Time to take you home.."
  473.  
  474. Option 1 Applejack fan 01/29/14(Wed)02:09 UTC-5 No.15973715
  475.  
  476. >You place Applejack down on the bed.
  477. >The sun had set, and everypony else was in their beds.
  478. >*Man... If it wasn't for that one pony selling those quills and sofas, I would've got here sooner.*
  479. >After you place Applejack down, you look at her
  480. >God dammit.. Shes so cute..
  481. >You take off her hat and place it on the nightstand.
  482. >You think about all the things you could do to her, but then you think of the consequences
  483. >You'd be more hurt than when you come in here.
  484. >Though, you still want to seduce her.
  485. >You shake her head
  486. >*What the fuck is wrong with you, anon?*
  487. >You sigh and leave the room, shutting the door behind you.
  488. >You turn around to make sure the door is shut all the way, which it is
  489. >You sigh once again and place your forehead on the door
  490. >Honestly. You really, really want to do something to her
  491. >Something that will make your "seduce her" thought go away
  492. >You shake your head again
  493. >Before you do anything you'll regret, you'll walk away to your room
  494. >The door is already somewhat open, so you just push your way through.
  495. >You flop onto your bed and get comfortable
  496. >You shift around and try to get comfy
  497. >After searching, you find the comfort sweet spot
  498. >You grin slightly and close your eyes
  499. >You've drifted off to sleep
  500.  
  501. >"Anon.. Time's running out.."
  502.  
  503. >>
  504. Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan 01/29/14(Wed)02:30 UTC-5 No.15974077
  505.  
  506. >Your eyes swing open
  507.  
  508. >*What the fuck was that?*
  509.  
  510. >"Anon.. We need to talk.."
  511.  
  512. "Hu-Who's there?"
  513.  
  514. >You look around, you're defiantly not in the Apple's guest room
  515.  
  516. >A door a few feet away swings open
  517.  
  518. >Inside is the TFTNB
  519.  
  520. "Wh-what?"
  521.  
  522. >"Anon.. We need to talk.."
  523.  
  524. "About wha-"
  525.  
  526. >"About your life."
  527.  
  528. >He holds up a hand and you fly through the door and into the office
  529.  
  530. "What do you want from me?"
  531.  
  532. >"Anon.. You've been in... Equestria.. For 5 months now.."
  533.  
  534. "Yeah? So?"
  535.  
  536. >"The contract that you signed says that you only have six months designated for time in your favorite show"
  537.  
  538. "What?! How come I didn't-"
  539.  
  540. >"You didn't read the contract. You're also breaking the rules.."/
  541.  
  542. "What?! You can't be serious.."
  543.  
  544. >"You're having thoughts of sex with other people... Errr.. ponies.."
  545.  
  546. "You're gonna send me back because of one little thought?"
  547.  
  548. >"If it gets out of hand. Look, anon. Don't get too attached. You have to leave sooner or later."
  549.  
  550. "But I've grown so attached! They're like fami-"
  551.  
  552. >It was too late. He pulled out a can of spaghetti sauce and threw it in your eyes. Once you wiped it off, he was gone.
  553.  
  554. Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:05:35 2014 No.15986348
  555. Quoted by: >>15986365
  556.  
  557. >You sit up on the bed with a gasp
  558. >*Fucking hell...What the fuck just happened?*
  559. >Just to be safe, you look around the room
  560. >You're back in the Apple's guest room
  561. >Then you look out the window. It looks like the middle of the afternoon.
  562. "Huh.."
  563. >Then all of a sudden, your mind is starting to play the dream over.
  564. >"You're breaking the rules, anon."
  565. >"Six months.."
  566. >You shake your head to snap out of it
  567. >*It's only a dream..*
  568. >You get out of the bed and slip your Nike's on.
  569. >As your tying your shoe, something catches your eye.
  570. >You bag TFTNB send you.
  571. >You stand up, grab it, put it on the bed, and open it
  572. "My iPod.. Some clothes... A pair of headphones.. More clothes.. Some toothpaste.. a toothbrush.."
  573. >Then your eyes widen
  574. "The contract..?"
  575. >You take it out and immediately begin reading it
  576. >"TO YOUR SHOW! A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPURTUNITY"
  577. >You chuckle at yourself lightly and continue reading
  578. >"However, the customer only gets to be sent for 6 months, and cannot have any sexual contact. You can make friends, help out around the set/area, and practically choose where you get to live."
  579. >*That... Couldn't be more accurate..*
  580. >You read the last lines
  581. >"SIGNED:ANONYMOUS DESIGNATED SHOW:MY LITTLE PONY, FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC"
  582. >*Damn.. He was right..*
  583. >You flip it over.
  584. >Just like the note, nothing.
  585. >You lay the paper down on the bed, and exit the room. Leaving everything behind.
  586.  
  587. >> Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:06:24 2014 No.15986365
  588. Quoted by: >>15986406
  589.  
  590. >>15986348
  591. >You step out the front door of the house
  592. >BigMc is pulling a cart of apples from the southwest part of the orchards
  593. >You wave to him
  594. >He nods at you
  595. >*If he's pulling a cart from that area of the orchard, AJ must be there.*
  596. >You turn and walk in the direction that BigMc came from.
  597. >Sure enough, Applejack is there, bucking apple trees left and right
  598. >You decide to go ahead and confront her about yesterday..
  599. >You walk up to her
  600. "Uh.. Hey, Applejack!"
  601. >She doesn't respond; Either she didn't notice you, or she's ignoring you.
  602. "Applejack?"
  603. >She looks at you with a surprised look
  604. >That time she must've just heard you
  605. >"Huh? Oh, hey anon.."
  606. >She doesn't sound too happy.
  607. "You okay?"
  608. >"Oh, yeah. Ah'm fine. Just a little worn out from yesterday..
  609. "Uh.. Yeah, I actually wanted to ask you about that."
  610. >"Ah really don't want ta talk 'bout it, anon.."
  611. >*Greaaaaaaaaaaaat.*
  612. "Sorry."
  613. >You turn around and walk away
  614. >"Anon, hold on a second."
  615. >You look over your shoulder to Applejack
  616. "Yeah?"
  617. >"Thanks for carrying me home.. I understand I did get a little..."
  618. "Hyper?"
  619. >"Yeah.."
  620. >You let out a small laugh
  621. "No worries, Applejack. We both learned our lesson. You can't eat more than 2 fritters at a time, and I shouldn't suggest snacks before we leave to go anywhere."
  622. >She grins slightly
  623. >"Heh. I guess."
  624. >You turn back around and walk away once again.
  625.  
  626. >> Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:08:30 2014 No.15986406
  627. Quoted by: >>15986436
  628.  
  629. >>15986365
  630. {Two weeks later}
  631. >You're starting to get extremely worried
  632. >Now the same dream happens every time you go to sleep
  633. >The same thoughts run through your head every time you wake up.
  634. >"You're breaking the rules, anon."
  635. >"Six months.."
  636. >If it's actually true, you only have two weeks left.
  637. >You shake your head, and think back to all the months you spent here.
  638. >Sure, you spent 4 of those months bed ridden because of your shoulder=
  639. >However, woven in between those months are fantastic dinners, getting to know the ponies of ponyville, Applejack giving you a tour of the orchard.
  640. >It would be so hard to just give it all up
  641. >You don't want to
  642. >You're going to have to
  643. >*Maybe I could pull a really bad stunt with AJ and end it al-*
  644. >There's a knock at the door.
  645. "...Who is it?"
  646. >"It's Applejack."
  647. >*Jesus Christ. Do ponies read minds or some shit.*
  648. "What do you want, AJ?"
  649. >"Ah need to ask you somethin'."
  650. >You sigh and look directly at the wall
  651. "The door's open.."
  652. >The door opens a little bit and Applejack peeks in
  653. >After seeing that you're just sitting there, she walks in the room
  654.  
  655. >> Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:09:10 2014 No.15986436
  656. Quoted by: >>15986457
  657.  
  658. >>15986406
  659. >"Anon.. I have a question."
  660. "Shoot."
  661. >"Why've you been so quiet lately..?"
  662. >Shit
  663. "What?"
  664. >"Why've you been so quiet? You've been secluding yourself in your bedroom."
  665. >Shittttt
  666. "It's a really long story..."
  667. >"I got time, just got back from bucking them trees.."
  668. >Shiiiiiitttttttttttttt
  669. "Alright.. But you have to promise me that you won't think I'm crazy afterwards."
  670. >"Need me to pinkie promise?"
  671. >You let out a small chuckle
  672. "Nah, that's okay."
  673. >She smiles up at you
  674. >"Alright then, just let me get comfortable."
  675. >She then get on top of the bed, and snuggles up against your side
  676. >goddamn muh dick..
  677. "Alright.. This is the story of how I came here, to Equestria."
  678. >You then to proceed to tell her every single detail.
  679. >You tell her all about the day 5 months ago
  680. >You tell her all about the TFTNB
  681. >You tell her all about the contract
  682. >You tell her about how your time is running out
  683. >You tell her that you're have reoccurring dreams
  684. >You tell her that you may just be crazy, but you think it's real.
  685. >She shakes her head
  686. >"So wait.. This guy gave you a contract that allows you to come here ta Equestria, but you only have 6 months..?"
  687. "Am I crazy?"
  688. >Applejack looks at you with a concerned look
  689. >"Sure sounds like it."
  690. >You sigh and stand up
  691. "It's just.. I don't /think/ it's real.. It /IS/ real."
  692.  
  693. >> Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:11:26 2014 No.15986457
  694. Quoted by: >>15986486
  695.  
  696. >>15986436
  697. >"Anon, Ah'm sorry, but that just sounds like a pack of baloney and a half."
  698. "Applejack.. I'm being serious. He's going to take me away from here, and I don't want to leave.."
  699. >Then you remember that you have a copy of the contract
  700. "Wait! I have proof!"
  701. >You reach over Applejack and grab the paper on the other side of the bed
  702. >You lay it in front of her
  703. "See? It's the contract."
  704. >Applejack reads over it
  705. >Then she does it again
  706. >And again
  707. >She just can't make sense out of it.
  708. >"I dunno, anon.."
  709. >She looks up to you
  710. >"Just don't have any silly thoughts 'bout leaving anon.. We all want you ta stay here."
  711. >*God dammit..*
  712. >You shake your head.
  713. "I know.."
  714. >You sit down on the bed next to Applejack and pet her head softly
  715. "I know.."
  716.  
  717. >> Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:12:05 2014 No.15986486
  718. Quoted by: >>15986512
  719.  
  720. >>15986457
  721. >Another week has passed, and your still sitting here twiddling your thumbs
  722. >You've gotten out of the house a little this week to help out anywhere you could
  723. >The two phrases still run through your head
  724. >"You're breaking the rules, anon."
  725. >"Six months.."
  726. >Every time it happens, you feel like you're going to have a mental breakdown
  727. >Why the hell are there no psychiatrists in Equestria?
  728. >You sigh and wipe your eyes, although there are no tears.
  729. >You look up to the sky
  730. "Fuck you, whoever you are.."
  731. "Fuck.. You.."
  732. >You look back down at the path in front of you..
  733. "What am I supposed to do..."
  734. >"Anon.."
  735. >"Time is running out, anon.."
  736. >*I swear to god, these fucking voices are going to drive me crazy..*
  737. >Before you can mentally snap, you turn around and run back to Sweet Apple Acres.
  738. >You were on your way to visit Twilight, so you could get a book to kill time when you're bored
  739. >But these voices
  740. >They just wont stop.
  741. >You trip a few times on the run back, but you regain your balance almost immediately
  742. >"Anon.."
  743. >You continue running, almost on the verge of stopping and bawling on the side of the road.
  744. >"There's no time, anon.."
  745. >You're starting to pant heavily
  746. >"There's no point in running."
  747. >You make it to Sweet Apple Acres, almost in time
  748. >"Anon, you're making it on hard on yourself.."
  749. >You turn around, facing a empty trail, and you scream
  750. "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
  751.  
  752. >> Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:14:45 2014 No.15986512
  753. Quoted by: >>15986535
  754.  
  755. >>15986486
  756. >You take a few steps backwards and turn around
  757. >Just as you turn around, Applejack is standing right there
  758. >"Anon, what's going o-"
  759. >You trip over Applejack, for you didn't see her
  760. "Ack! Ap-Applejack! Oh god, I'm sorry!"
  761. >"What did I say, anon.. Don't get too attached.."
  762. >"Anon! What in tarnation is wrong with you?"
  763. "Applejack, there's no time. That story I told you was real!"
  764. >Applejack has a confused look on her face
  765. >"What?"
  766. "It's real! He's coming to take me away and-"
  767. >"Time's up."
  768. "....."
  769. >"And what?"
  770. "......"
  771. >You turn around and look behind you
  772. "He's... He's here.."
  773. >Your life here flashes before you
  774. >All the good times you had
  775. >You had a great life here in Equestria
  776. >You don't want to go back to your shitty life
  777.  
  778. >> Option 1... Or so it may seem.. Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:15:00 2014 No.15986535
  779. Quoted by: >>15986703
  780.  
  781. >>15986512
  782. >You don't want to go back to being stopped by your television screen every time you try to give your waifu a hug.
  783. >You don't want to go back
  784. "Applejack.. He's coming to take me away.."
  785. >"But you just got her-"
  786. "I know. That's why it's so shitty.."
  787. >"Anon..."
  788. >You look down to Applejack, who has gotten back up.
  789. >"Don't leave.."
  790. >You shake your head and wipe your nose
  791. "I-I'm sorry, Applejack, but if I don't go, he could probably kill me."
  792. >Then out of nowhere, a random earthquake starts
  793. >A crack in the ground appears right in front of you
  794. >The ground splits, a huge crevasse is left there
  795. >A very bright light leaks out of the crevasse as a figure floats up out of it.
  796. >The figure stops floating, it's just a silhouette
  797. >"Anon.. Time to go."
  798. "Please! Just give me one more month!"
  799. >"Anon.. You signed the contract.."
  800. >A small tear slide from your eye and down your cheek
  801. "You didn't give me enough time!"
  802. >"Oh well.."
  803. >The man takes off his fedora and points the inside of it at you.
  804. >You see some sort of laser charge up inside it as a beam flies out and hits you
  805. >"Anon, no!" Applejack yelps
  806. >She runs up to you and grabs you just as your whisked away
  807. >Your body is gone.
  808. >You're no longer in Equestria.
  809. >The man twirls his fedora and places it back on his head
  810. >"No one is around.. Best get out of here.."
  811. >He flies back down into the soil and the crack closes
  812. >You wake up in your apartment complex
  813. >You stare at the ceiling for a good 10 minutes before you realize where you are
  814. >You fly out of your bed and look around the room
  815. "No... No... NO. NO!"
  816. >You open the door to the hallway and dart down the hallway when something caught your eye
  817. >You take a few steps back and look into the guest room.
  818. "What the.. fuck..?"
  819.  
  820. >> TEASER Applejack fan Wed Jan 29 20:24:44 2014 No.15986703 [SPOILER]
  821. File: 12 KB, 259x194, images.jpg [View same] [google]
  822. 15986703
  823. Quoted by: >>15986737 >>15987171
  824.  
  825. >>15986535
  826. The following is a teaser for the next part of my story.
  827. Yes, I am done writing part one.
  828. Yes, I am taking a break.
  829.  
  830. >Applejack is laying on the guest bed, covered in bruises and cuts..
  831. "How in the hell.."
  832. >You think back to the moments right before TFTNB sent you back
  833. "Oh my god.. She.. Grabbed onto me.. When he sent me back.. She came with me!"
  834. >You walk up to her, and wonder.. How did she get away with this..?
  835. "Applejack.. Wake up.."
  836. >You shake her lightly
  837. "Applejack.. Applejack wake up!"
  838. >She slowly opens her eyes and yawns
  839. >"A-Anon? Where are we?"
  840. >You look up from Applejack and out the window
  841. "Where I used to live.. Do you believe me now..?"
  842.  
  843. Applejack fan 02/01/14(Sat)01:11 UTC-5 No.16029619Replies: >>16029658
  844. >>16029505
  845. Last time on my story!
  846. (I don't have the story anywhere so I'll just give a brief explanation)
  847. Anon's time in Equestria experied, so he was chased down by the TFTNB (The Fedora Tipping
  848.  
  849. Neck Beard) until he was caught. He then shot a magical laser out of his fedora that sent
  850.  
  851. you back to Earth. When you wake up in your hotel complex, you immediately start to freak
  852.  
  853. out.. Until you look in your guest bedroom..
  854.  
  855. What the... Hell? Applejack fan 02/01/14(Sat)01:19 UTC-5 No.16029785Replies: >>16029814
  856. >>16029658
  857. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here we go
  858.  
  859. >It's Applejack, she's covered in cuts and bruises
  860. >The only difference is that she doesn't have her hat
  861. "What the... Hell?"
  862. >*Holy shit.. She grabbed onto me when he sent me back!*
  863. >*How did she get away with this..?*
  864. >You walk over and gently poke her
  865. >Reality test checks out.
  866. >Shes.. Actually here..
  867. >You shake her lightly
  868. "Applejack, wake up."
  869. >She's not waking up
  870. >You're getting a little worried
  871. "Applejack! Applejack, wake up!"
  872. >She lets out a small yawn and opens her eyes
  873. >She cringes in pain because of the cuts and bruises
  874. >She looks around for a moment, realizing that she isn't at her house anymore
  875. >Then she casts her gaze up to you
  876. >"Anon? Wh-Where are we?"
  877. >You look up from her and out the window
  878. "Where I used to live... Do you believe me now..?"
  879. >She widens her eyes a little bit
  880. >"W-Wait. Wut?"
  881. >She then concentrates her gaze out the window
  882. >"Heh.. Nice on Anon.. This is Manehatt-"
  883. "Applejack, we're in Manhatten. Not /Manehatten/."
  884. >She looks back at you
  885. "What's the difference, anon..?"
  886. >>
  887. Applejack fan 02/01/14(Sat)01:20 UTC-5 No.16029814Replies: >>16029840
  888. >>16029785
  889. >You sigh deeply
  890. "Look out the window and down at the side walk.."
  891. >She tries to sit up, but cringes in pain again
  892. >"Ah-Anon.. I-I can't. I'm hurt or sumthin'."
  893. >She looks at herself
  894. >"H-How did I get h-hurt?"
  895. >She's obviously pretty scared
  896. >"Anon?"
  897. "Huh? S-Sorry.. I was just thinking"
  898. >"Tell me honestly. Where are we?"
  899. "We're in New York, Manhatten.."
  900. >"Not Manehatten..?"
  901. >You shake your head
  902. "No."
  903. >"Wh-what is the difference, then?"
  904. >You scratch your head
  905. "Well.. It's full of humans.."
  906. >She stares at you blankly
  907. >"Anon. Stop messing with me, it's not funny."
  908. "I'm not messing with you! I told you to look out the window!"
  909. >"Fahne, fahne, but why are there humans in Equestria..?"
  910. "Well.."
  911. >You scratch your head
  912. >"Well, what, anon?"
  913. >You sigh again, not sure how she'll react
  914. "We're not in Equestria.."
  915. >She looks at you funny
  916. >"What?"
  917. "We're not in Equestria, Applejack."
  918. >"That's impossible an-"
  919. "Applejack. You have to belive me."
  920. >"It's just not possible."
  921. >You rest your forehead in your hand
  922. "We're not in Equestria.."
  923. >"Anon, tell me the truth."
  924. >You think for a few second before you respond
  925. "Applejack, I really am telling the truth.."
  926. >She seems befuddled
  927. >"I-I don't understand.."
  928. >You think of how you're gonna explain it to her
  929. "Well, uhhh.. Remember when that guy zapped me with that lazer thing and sent me back?"
  930. >She nods weakly
  931. "And then you grabbed onto me as she zapped me..?"
  932. >She nods and then stops, starting to realise what you're getting onto.
  933. >"So.. I-I came with you?"
  934. >You nod and kneel down closer to her
  935. "I'm sorry I pulled you into this Applejack. I really didn't mean to.."
  936. >"It's.. It's okay anon.. At least I'm with somepo- I mean someone I can trust.."
  937. >navyfeelsteam.png
  938. >>
  939. Welcome to Manhattan Applejack fan 02/01/14(Sat)01:22 UTC-5 No.16029840Replies: >>16029903
  940. >>16029814
  941. "Applejack.. Thanks.."
  942. >"No worries, anon.. B-but I have a question.. Why am I all bruised up..?
  943. >You stop in your tracks
  944. >*How am I supposed to answer that?*
  945. "I honestly have no idea.."
  946. >She then turns her head and looks out the window
  947. >She's pretty beat up.
  948. >She sits there silent, staring at the tops of the building out the window.
  949. >You feel as if you need to bring up a new topic of conversation
  950. "So.. Since you're the guest, I might as well be a nice host.. Do you need anything..?"
  951. >She looks back to you.
  952. >"Could you help me get closer to the window..?"
  953. >You grin slightly
  954. "Sure. If it hurts, just tell me and I'll put you down."
  955. >She nods at you and lifts up her arms, as if she were an baby wanting to be picked up
  956. >You place an arm around her shoulder and she does the same to you
  957. >You help her sit up a little bit, and she closes her eyes.
  958. >It's hurting her, but she really want to see out that window
  959. >Lucky for you, the window is right there beside the bed
  960. >She leans up against the window and looks down at the busy street
  961. >People are walking up and down the concrete sidewalks, and cars hurry along through the very cluttered streets.
  962. "Welcome to Manhatten, AJ.."
  963. >You very gently pet her head
  964. >She seems dumbfounded at the fact that there are humans everywhere.
  965. "Welcome to Manhattan.."
  966.  
  967. That's all on this rendition of my story
  968. >>
  969. Applejack fan 02/01/14(Sat)01:25 UTC-5 No.16029903
  970. >>16029840
  971. installment not rendition...
  972. ...
  973. thanks applefag
  974.  
  975. Applejack fan 02/04/14(Tue)21:48 UTC-5 No.16110911
  976. Replies: >>16110957 >>16111363 >>16111535 >>16131105 >>16135350
  977.  
  978. >cue epic adventure music
  979. >let it play on black screen
  980. >title sequence
  981. >"COMING TOMORROW"
  982. >Next title
  983. >"THE NEXT EPIC UPDATE"
  984. >Even more titles
  985. >"TO AJF'S STORY."
  986. >See applejack injured, anon is hugging her
  987. >"TUNE IN TOMORROW"
  988.  
  989.  
  990. k that's my thing saying I'll be updating tomorrow.
  991. do with that, as you will.
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