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[MAN] When I was little boy in Poland,
all the times, I dreaming of America.

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So I come, I work hard...

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and I climb to the highest stars.

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♪ Oh, la, la ♪

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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪

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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪

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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪

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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪

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- Let's go!
- [MUSIC CONTINUES]

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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪

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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪

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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪

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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪

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[CHEERING]

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You are such best audience. Thank you!

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Now, please say hello to light of my life,
my wife, my one and only, Marla.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Marla is decorated
in authentic Polish amber

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from the Jan Lewan Masterpieces
of Elegance collection.

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If you like, come after show to buy.

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Or at Jan Lewan Show Gifts in Hazleton,
open Monday to Saturday, nine to five.

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Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!

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- Oi, oi, oi!
- That's what I'm talking about!

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- [PLAYING SOLO]
- [JAN] Wow!

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Mickey Stutz got fire fingers tonight!

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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]

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There she goes, my wife.

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I love you, my wife, Marla.

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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪

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I just wanna tell you,
that was a wonderful show.

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Thank you.

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Uh, is it "Yan Levan" or "Jan Lewan"?

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Whatever you like.
Nobody say the same way.

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Oh, my father was from Poland.
No one ever got his name right, either.

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Is small price to pay
to live in land of opportunity.

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I come with nothing, not even English.

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- [MAN YELLING]
- I work every bad job.

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I not give up.

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And then I meet this guy.
He is music genius. He change everything.

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I waited in line for an hour
for a hot dog.

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Guy in front of me got the last one.

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You name music instrument,
Mickey Stutz can play it.

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Not the accordion.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Mickey and me, we play everywhere.

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Churches, parades,
grand openings, roller rinks...

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In 1981, we play 427 picnics.

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[SINGING "MIALA BABA KOGUTA" IN POLISH]

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And I keep building band to get big sound.

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And now, this nobody from Poland
is King of Pennsylvania Polka.

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Jan.

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Hi.

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- The van has a flat.
- Oh, I go change.

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I just telling this nice pretty lady
my whole life story.

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It is so inspiring.

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- Did he tell you how we met?
- Not yet.

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- You tell.
- You tell.

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- It was my big make-or-break mom...
- I'll tell.

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After high school,
I won Junior Miss Hazleton, and so...

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being a local celebrity,
the Cancer Telethon asked me

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to be part of their phone bank.

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I saw Jan, and I'll be honest...

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I felt really bad for him.

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[JAN] I was most nervous.
First time on TV.

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I work so hard to get to the big time,

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and if I blow,
who knows if I get next chance?

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- [WOMAN] Quiet, people. Here we go.
- [BELL RINGS]

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Next, we'd like to welcome to the stage
a new act that's been blazing

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quite a trail across the greater
Scranton/Wilkes-Barre/Hazleton area.

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Ladies and Gentleman,
the Jan Lewan Orchestra!

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- [MUSIC PLAYING]
- You know what to do.

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Call now.
We gonna cure all the cancer today!

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Okay.

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♪ Strike up the music
The band has begun ♪

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♪ The Pennsylvania Polka ♪

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♪ Pick out your partner
And join in the fun ♪

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♪ The Pennsylvania Polka ♪

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Oh, my.

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♪ It started in Scranton
It's now number one ♪

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Come on!

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♪ It's bound to entertain ya ♪

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♪ Everybody has the mania
To do the polka from Pennsylvania ♪

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[MUSIC CONTINUES]

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[JAN] The minute I see her, I know.
This is my future. This is my Marla.

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[MARLA] I was infatuated.

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Here was this ethnic entertainer,

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and he had this charm, sophistication,
he's such a classy performer...

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and that accent.

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♪ This goes on and on until the dawn ♪

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That is so romantic.

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Can I get a picture with you?

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- Sure!
- Of course!

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Okay.

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Ahem. You know, I never know
how to work these things.

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Hey, Lon! Can you, um...

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Oh, sure.

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Say "cheese!"

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

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My room was freezing last night.

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I piled ten blankets on me,
and I still couldn't get warm.

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- We gonna fix.
- [WOMAN] When?

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Soon. I just had big engine
to repair on tour van.

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- But it is good as fixed.
- [WOMAN] Jan.

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It seems like once you pay for the van,
the gas, the musicians...

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Ma, will you ease up?

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Jan just played back-to-back shows,
and then he drove all night

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so we could have breakfast
with you and David.

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Mama, we so happy you move in
to help us with David.

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It means so much, when we on road, to know
that our little boy in Grandma hands.

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[VOICE QUAVERS]
Watching that precious boy...

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is the greatest joy of my life.

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- [MOTHER SNIFFLES]
- Oh, Ma, that is so sweet.

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And he is why I think it's time
to get realistic.

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You need a stable job.

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Plumber, electrician.

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Every night, I'm up worrying.

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Well, she doesn't need to worry.
Right, Jan?

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I think Mama and Marla please not worry.

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I working and working.
I always thinking bigger.

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I build empire.

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- Empire?
- Empire.

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Something to leave behind.

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For David, my prince.
And for Marla, my queen.

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- [CHUCKLES] See? We don't need to worry.
- Why do you need to build an empire?

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You're already over-extended
with that knickknack shop.

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I'm talking about dealing with reality.

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What is wrong with him building an empire
if he wants to build an empire?

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- He plays polka music.
- So it will be a polka empire.

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And when I am fancy man on top of world,
I buy you Cadillac, Barb.

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I buy you hot tub.

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I buy you Cadillac with hot tub.

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Hmm.

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Thank you, Jan,
for not going to bed last night

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so that you could prepare
this beautiful breakfast for us.

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[BARB] Yes.

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Thank you, Jan.

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So we be there at 24th, 25th, and 27, yes?

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- [BELL JINGLES]
- Okay. We can play there 26th.

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Okay, thank you. Bye.

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Okay, thank you.

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Mickey Stutz!
You are surprise for sore eyes!

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I'm quitting the band.

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- What? Mickey Stutz, you are the band.
- Not anymore.

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Mickey Stutz, you and me, we are team.

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You give people love for life
with sounds you make.

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I give people love for life
with Jan Lewan.

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We don't make enough money, okay?
I'm done. I'm out.

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Nope. I not let you go.

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Okay, all business books say, "Have plan."
I make 25-year plan.

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We start here, at salt shaker.

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Now, we are on napkin with good crowd.

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On our way to what?

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Parmesan cheese. We all get rich.

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- I still bring home chump change.
- Mickey,

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I will work harder. I will find a way.

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Nobody works harder than you, Jan.
That's what's so sad.

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- You know my Aunt Lois in New Castle?
- The one who wear the purple sweater?

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Yes. She loves coming to see us play.

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Her and her friends,
it's their favorite thing.

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- That's very nice.
- So I say,

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"Come see us at BeerFest.
We're playing two sets."

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She says, "Is it free?"

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I say, "Wait a second.

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You can't pay $3 to come see
your nephew and your favorite band?"

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She says, "I don't like to pay.
Maybe I'll pay a dollar."

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I say, "Wait. I drive four hours
to get down there, play for five,

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and four back home,
and you can't pay three bucks?"

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- You know, what we do...
- "What about your friends?

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Are they as cheap as you, Lois?"

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She doesn't blink. She says,

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"They'll pay $3 for a kielbasa,
but the music should be free."

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This woman changed my diapers!

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Okay, so, you know, maybe we leave
some free tickets for Aunt Lois.

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Lots of other people gonna pay $3.

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Three dollars is not enough.

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Lonny and Steve
are thinking about quitting, too.

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Mickey, Mickey, we are on our way.
You know I have dream.

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We're gonna be big famous.

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The booking fees are too small.
You made the band too big.

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What? That is part of plan, Mickey.

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When band get big, crowd get big.
Before we play rinky-dink.

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Lonny says you're adding
a dancing bear to the act. That true?

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Yeah. [CHUCKLES] Bitsy Bear.
She do funny floppy dance.

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Cheryl flipped when she heard.

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That was the last straw.
We already have a chicken.

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I knew it. Cheryl make you quit.

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She's all over me.

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She wants me to go back to Radio Shack.

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You hate that job.
That job kill your soul.

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Jan, let's face it. This business stinks.

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[MAN YELLING]
Jan, pick up! Two deliveries!

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You give me little bit more time.

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I figure out raise,
I get Cheryl off your dupa.

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[SLAPS]

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When Jan Lewan Orchestra play,
I feel energy of crowd and I think,

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"How I bring everyone in to be part
of Jan Lewan American success dream?"

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But what exactly would we be investing in?

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Jan Lewan.

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This dream right here.

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I don't get what a "promissory note" is.

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I learn from my cousin in Poland.

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He get invest to fund his business,
and then he pay investors interest.

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Everybody win.

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I not enough
just be King of Pennsylvania Polka.

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Your invest help build all my business.

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Like this gift shop,
Jan Lewan-flavored vodka, polka TV show...

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and we not stop there.

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My success is your success.

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And, of course,
you get money back, guaranteed.

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Twelve percent. My promise to you.

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How much did the Sajacs invest?

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I not tell you their business.
You need ask Sajacs.

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Larry's always been real smart
with his money.

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So you and this lovely young lady
go home...

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[CHUCKLES]

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read all, and see if Jan Lewan
is right for you.

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I'm walking over to the dry cleaner
to see if they can break a 20.

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Marla, come inside.
You know Ed and Anita from shows.

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Ah!

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- We're Jan's number one fans.
- [MARLA CHUCKLES]

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They are thinking of invest.

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Oh. Well, you cannot go wrong
with this man. He never stops.

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[CHUCKLES]

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We're getting 3% at the bank.

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Twelve percent sorta sounds too good
to be true.

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Is true. That is why it's so good.

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Oh!

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Welcome to ground floor of big beginning.

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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]

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- Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey Stutz!
- [PLAYING SOLO]

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I heard that people
are investing money with you.

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Yes, come see me after show.

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[WOMAN LAUGHS]

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Whoo-hoo!

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Great job out there, Lonny.
We did real good moneys today.

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- Oh! Nice and thick.
- Nice and thick.

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My favorite size.
See you on the bus, Lonny.

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She knows I'm married, right?

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Be careful.
I heard she gave Jimmy Warsaw crabs.

240
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,400
Oh, come on.

241
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,150
- I'm gonna give this to your mother.
- She loves envelopes.

242
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,320
Especially when it's filled with money.

243
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,780
[LAUGHING]

244
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:26,710
I was against it, but the bear was genius.
It really adds.

245
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,630
Now you see? Now you trust?

246
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,000
This gonna make Cheryl smile.

247
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,090
[VOICE QUAVERS]
You saved me, Jan. [SIGHS]

248
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:38,380
I'm sorry. You saved me from the Shack.

249
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,340
Mickey, is okay.

250
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:44,470
Oh, it feels so good to pay my musics
what they deserve.

251
00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:48,810
Get in there. We got some polka to do.

252
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,690
[MICKEY] Yeah. Whoo!

253
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,240
[MAN] Hey, Ron. You got a minute?

254
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:02,780
- How do you undo on this thing?
- No idea.

255
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,700
We got a call about some guy.

256
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,250
Sounds like he's selling
illegal promissory notes.

257
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,000
Could be a Ponzi scheme.

258
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,290
I got 15 open cases here.
Can't you give it to Angela?

259
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,630
She's got 19 open cases.

260
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,880
Just look into it. It's some polka guy.

261
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,260
- He plays poker?
- Polka.

262
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,760
You know, oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah?

263
00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:38,360
[JINGLES]

264
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,700
Hi, I'm Jan Lewan.

265
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,830
You always wanted to go to Poland
but couldn't go so far?

266
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:50,160
Now you find Old Country
at Jan Lewan Show Gift Shop.

267
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:54,040
Here, you find
authentic handcraft costumes...

268
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:56,000
[POLISH FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]

269
00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,090
beautiful porcelain...

270
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,470
so precious amber...

271
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:08,600
good crystal.

272
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:13,150
All here at Jan Lewan Show Gifts!

273
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:16,360
At the 21st St. Mini-Mall in Hazleton.

274
00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:19,690
And that is new commercial.

275
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:23,570
- Ah. [CLEARS THROAT] Very nice.
- Is better than old one

276
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:26,200
because more quality and more expensive.

277
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,120
- Yeah, Mr. Lewan...
- Call me Jan.

278
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,710
- Is it "Yan" or "Jan"?
- It's whatever you want.

279
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:32,790
Which one is it?

280
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,590
I don't know. [CHUCKLES]

281
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,590
[CHUCKLES] Uh...

282
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,760
Mr. Lewan, do you know why I'm here?

283
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,300
No, but I so happy to have you
because we never get black person here,

284
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:46,800
except UPS lady.

285
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,600
Well, are you taking investments
in something called

286
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,890
"The Jan Lewan Show Gifts, Incorporated"?

287
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:56,940
Yes, is very good investment
to help build empire.

288
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:59,650
But you know what? You read all
and see if is right for you.

289
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,530
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not here to invest.

290
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:04,570
- All investors 100% satisfied.
- I'm here...

291
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,620
We always get more invests,
so everybody make money.

292
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,660
Have you registered with the state

293
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,790
and filed a business prospectus?

294
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,040
I don't think so.

295
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,580
Well, the state must insist that you stop
taking investments immediately.

296
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,420
I not understand. Everybody love.
They're so happy.

297
00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:24,630
Well, unfortunately,
what you are doing... is illegal.

298
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:25,930
And you can go to jail.

299
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,050
[DOOR OPENS]

300
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,890
Jan... Excuse me.
I just sold the last pack of pysanky.

301
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,060
It's been there for months.

302
00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,850
- I order more.
- [MARLA] Okay.

303
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,480
Can I... get you anything?

304
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,150
No, nothing for us, my love.
Can you shut door, please?

305
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:41,980
- Okay.
- Thank you, my love.

306
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:44,820
But... [SCOFFS]

307
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:47,490
I make the promise to the people.

308
00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:49,910
I pay quarterly interest every time
to them.

309
00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:53,450
You are not registered. You can't do that.

310
00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,500
As of today, you have to give
all that money back to your investors.

311
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,250
Today-today, or some other today?

312
00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,380
You have three days after notification.
You've been notified.

313
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,470
Okay. No problem.

314
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:09,260
Uh, in Poland, everybody do bribes.
Do you do bribes?

315
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:10,720
[CHUCKLES]

316
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,970
[SIGHS] That's also illegal.
No, I do not do bribes.

317
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:16,270
Me neither do I. Okay, three days.

318
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,390
Three days.

319
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,940
- I do in two because I love America.
- Hey, who doesn't?

320
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,570
I'm happy we got a chance
to sort this thing out.

321
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:26,360
Me too, very much.
So happy to sort. [CHUCKLES]

322
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:29,410
- These things start to snowball.
- No snowballs.

323
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:32,410
- [CHUCKLES] Please.
- [CONTINUES CHUCKLING]

324
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,870
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

325
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,880
Who was that man today?

326
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,920
- Uh, he was fan.
- Really?

327
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,300
That's kinda neat. Hmm.

328
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,850
It would be great to make some inroads
into the black community.

329
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:53,890
[JAN] He also from government.

330
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:57,310
It turn out maybe I'm not doing
everything right with invest.

331
00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,600
- Are you in trouble?
- No, no, no, no.

332
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,730
I just need fill out papers and forms.

333
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,880
Well, your handwriting is so bad,
you should let me help you.

334
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,900
You are amazing, special lady
that I love very much.

335
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,740
But, no, I deal with on my own.

336
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,570
[CHUCKLES] Suit yourself.

337
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,380
- I go back to office.
- Come inside and eat something, please.

338
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,440
You have a show tonight.
You've been going all day.

339
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,750
I going a little bit more.

340
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,090
You're coming inside.

341
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,300
[MARLA] Jan!

342
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,930
[TIRES SCREECH]

343
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:37,350
[JAN] Love you!

344
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,750
[GROANS]

345
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,800
♪ Everybody polka
Polka all day long ♪

346
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,760
♪ Everybody polka ♪

347
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,180
♪ While you sing this song, hey! ♪

348
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,060
♪ Dooby, dooby, dooby ♪

349
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,060
♪ Dooby dooby-da ♪

350
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,980
♪ Dooby, dooby, dooby ♪

351
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:27,900
♪ Dooby-da! ♪

352
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,780
- [COIN CLATTERS]
- [SIGHS]

353
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,650
[MAN] I'm sorry, Janek.

354
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,910
I don't need any deliveries.

355
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,200
Nobody calls.

356
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,950
You need any dishes washed?

357
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:43,830
We don't have dishes here.
We serve everything on paper plates.

358
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,210
But the grease trap needs to be cleaned.

359
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,130
[SIGHS] Okay.

360
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,430
[SOBBING]

361
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:21,370
[DOOR OPENS]

362
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,750
Oh. How'd it go?

363
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:29,500
We raise $573 for St. Stanislaus.

364
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,800
Oh, you're so good. Dinner's in the oven.

365
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,300
- You are my wonderful.
- [CHUCKLES]

366
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,350
[BARB] Jan?

367
00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:46,560
Marla told me the government
came sniffing around today.

368
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,020
What was that all about?

369
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:52,730
Is nothing. Paperwork, business.
Good night, Barb.

370
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:55,900
[BARB SHOUTING] Really?

371
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,910
Because Carol Menlow called to say

372
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:04,620
she pulled up next to you at a red light,
and you were sobbing.

373
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,710
Oh, I've...

374
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,880
Low blood make me sugar crazy.
Marla right, I need eat.

375
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:17,130
That was over three hours ago.
Where you been all this time?

376
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:19,800
I went with Mickey Stutz to go for hoagie.

377
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,930
- Somethin's going on.
- No, nothing on.

378
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,520
Everything good.

379
00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:33,190
I told Marla, "Don't marry a musician.
They can't keep it in their pants."

380
00:21:34,530 --> 00:21:39,360
I keep in pants, always in pants.
I take out of pants for pee-pee only.

381
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,700
I'm watching you, Jan.

382
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:46,870
And if you do anything
to hurt this family, I will destroy you.

383
00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:49,960
I will gut you, and fillet you,

384
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,460
and ship you back to Poland
in a doggy bag.

385
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,470
Okay.

386
00:21:56,550 --> 00:22:01,970
So, with the second mortgage,
only Mr. Jan Lewan need sign, is right?

387
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,930
- Not Mrs. Jan Lewan?
- [WOMAN] Yes, sir.

388
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,120
You're the only titleholder,
so only your signature...

389
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,390
I be down this afternoon.

390
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,920
Anita, Ed, my favorite Krzyewskis!

391
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,590
What brings you
to 21st Street Mini-Mall in Hazleton?

392
00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:36,340
We got something important
to talk to you about,

393
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,050
regarding our investment.

394
00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:41,220
Wonderful. Who wants fro-yo?
Let's go get fro-yo.

395
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,510
- Marla, I be right back.
- Okay.

396
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,600
Right this way.

397
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:45,970
[JAN] So...

398
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:50,440
you probably spoke with black Ron Edwards?

399
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,940
Who's "black Ron Edwards"?

400
00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:57,480
How is peppermint stick?
Pineapple swirl is delish.

401
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:02,570
We want to invest more money
in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.

402
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:03,700
Oh!

403
00:23:07,990 --> 00:23:10,290
Ah... Uh...

404
00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:15,380
I... happy you like so much,
but I no longer take investments.

405
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:16,460
Why?

406
00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:18,920
It's all full-up. I got all the money.

407
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:22,340
Soon, you will get invest back.

408
00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:25,550
I told you we should've come sooner.

409
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,640
The IRA just matured.

410
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,850
[ED] I'm sorry.

411
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,190
You really like investing with Jan Lewan?

412
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:36,940
Where were you in '87?
We got creamed in the stock market.

413
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:40,240
It's all rigged
by those Wall Street criminals.

414
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,910
We need a good investment
for us regular people.

415
00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:50,040
Well, I do have
new investment opportunity,

416
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,420
but I did not mention
because it's for bigger investments.

417
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,460
Does it have the same guaranteed return?

418
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:02,880
Yes, it does.

419
00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:04,680
[ANITA] We want in.

420
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,890
I'm gonna be right back.

421
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,400
[BLOWS]

422
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,920
This is big time of growing for business.

423
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,840
I quit all other jobs
and focus on polka only.

424
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,340
So, if you have friends
who you think would like, you know...

425
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,430
tell them call me.

426
00:24:45,510 --> 00:24:47,390
But only tell very good friends,

427
00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:50,180
people who appreciate very exclusive.

428
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:52,180
Important to be... [SHUSHES]

429
00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:53,810
I've got a cousin down in Delaware

430
00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:57,020
who just got
a real big worker's comp settlement.

431
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,610
He should call today. For you.

432
00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:01,270
♪ Beedle-deedle-dee ♪

433
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:03,940
Oh, this is too much!

434
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:05,990
Oh, let us pay for them.

435
00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:09,280
No! Okay. $22.99.

436
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:13,120
[JAN] I work 20 times hard for you!

437
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,540
I make you so happy!

438
00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:18,790
I'm not gonna let you down!

439
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,670
[BELL RINGS]

440
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,680
[JAN]
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

441
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,640
It has been two months
since my last confession.

442
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,560
[PRIEST] God is listening.

443
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:38,440
I do something wrong

444
00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:42,230
because I know, by doing wrong thing,
it help me do right thing.

445
00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:44,360
What are you confessing to?

446
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,570
I tell lie.

447
00:25:47,570 --> 00:25:50,280
I am sinner,
but I promise to work so hard,

448
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:52,200
and then I pay back all the moneys.

449
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,080
I just need more time.

450
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:58,000
When one of my businesses goes big,
then I keep all my promises.

451
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,000
Do you repent for your sin?

452
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,300
I do, I do.
I've asked God, "Show me the way."

453
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:07,010
Say ten "Our Fathers"
and stay on the righteous path.

454
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:09,180
I will, Father. I will, I will, I will.

455
00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:12,930
[RON] Mr. Lewan?

456
00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:15,810
Ron Edwards, Pennsylvania SEC.

457
00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:16,890
Remember me?

458
00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:20,600
Ron Edwards, hello!
Yes, of course, I remember you.

459
00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:21,940
I'm calling to follow up.

460
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,860
Yes, I so happy you came see me when
you did to stop me making wrong moves.

461
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:30,240
I return all money to investors
in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.

462
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,660
I only had six people,
so it's not too big a deal. And...

463
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,700
Yes, so, you know, that is that.

464
00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:40,000
And then, done with that
and never make that mistake no more.

465
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,790
And no more invest
in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.

466
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,090
Only play the polka for the smiles.

467
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,920
- You should come see us some time.
- [CHUCKLES] Sounds fun.

468
00:26:48,010 --> 00:26:49,670
Glad we could close this case.

469
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,840
Thank you, Mr. Lewan.

470
00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,430
To you too, my brother.

471
00:26:52,930 --> 00:26:54,180
Okay, my brother.

472
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,890
[MOANS] Oh...

473
00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:04,770
How I make all this money?

474
00:27:05,570 --> 00:27:07,070
Where I get rest of money?

475
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,590
[ANNOUNCER]
It's time for The Lou Laroue Show.

476
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:28,250
With your host... Lou Laroue.

477
00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:31,840
Now, Jan,
you always have so much going on.

478
00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:34,510
Yes, and today,
we have wonderful surprise.

479
00:27:34,590 --> 00:27:38,060
- Is trumpet debut of my boy, David.
- It's a real family affair.

480
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:41,230
Well, that is the only kind of affair
that is okay with my wife.

481
00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:42,350
[RIMSHOT PLAYS]

482
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,480
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

483
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,400
[LOU] Okay.

484
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,200
You're constantly on the road
with the band.

485
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:51,110
You've got the store,
the record label, the radio program,

486
00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:53,200
Jan Lewan-flavored vodka...

487
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,990
And now, Jan Lewan offer travel packages
to Europe.

488
00:27:56,450 --> 00:27:58,200
Jan Lewan always expanding.
[CLICKS TONGUE]

489
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,160
- Tell us about it.
- I'm very exciting about this.

490
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:04,960
I lead group on 12-day trip
of great capitals of Europe.

491
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,630
We start in Warsaw,
and we finish in Vatican City

492
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,500
for private audience with Pope!

493
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:12,090
The Pope? Oh, that sounds
like a unique experience.

494
00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:13,340
Oh, is trip of lifetime.

495
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:16,300
No one else offers
this Premium Pope Package.

496
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:20,470
- Only Jan Lewan European Tours.
- Terrific.

497
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,020
Okay, now, I understand
you've prepared a song for us today?

498
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:27,900
Yeah, special for this show.
We play, "Lou Laroue Show Polka."

499
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,570
I am honored.

500
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:32,650
- ♪ He make you laugh ♪
- ♪ Ha-ha! ♪

501
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,700
- ♪ He make you cry ♪
- ♪ Wah-wah! ♪

502
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:38,120
♪ He has the best guests in town ♪

503
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,490
♪ Come on a trip, to Vatican ♪

504
00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:46,750
♪ Meet the man that's close to God! ♪

505
00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,500
♪ Eat pasta meals ♪

506
00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:50,090
♪ Plus talk to Pope ♪

507
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:53,590
♪ We love you, Lou Laroue ♪

508
00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:55,170
Hey!

509
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:57,180
We'll be right back.

510
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,890
Welcome to Warsaw!

511
00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:02,520
Hey, hey, hello! Good see you!

512
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,520
We just arrive in Bratislava.

513
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,100
Vienna. How about that!

514
00:29:07,690 --> 00:29:09,150
Buongiorno, buongiorno.

515
00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:11,570
We in Rome, and today, we gonna meet Pope.

516
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:13,490
Is special, special day.

517
00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:15,820
Okay, Mickey, cut.

518
00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:17,910
Now, can we get gelato?

519
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,490
No, no, no. No time. Let's go.

520
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:32,960
Anita!
And we go this way, right over...

521
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:33,880
This way.

522
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,510
Now we're gonna have
five-star Italian lunch and gelato.

523
00:29:36,590 --> 00:29:39,840
And then we're gonna have private audience
with Holy Father.

524
00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:41,890
Okay, watch out here.
We got some uneven pavement.

525
00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:43,930
Oh, I'm sorry. No, keep going. Okay.

526
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,890
Careful. Here we go.
Everybody this way for yum-yum.

527
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:49,770
- You come with me, Mickey Stutz.
- What about lunch? I'm hungry.

528
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:51,230
I got peanuts on the bus. Come on.

529
00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:56,690
- What the hell's going on?
- Mickey, no, no, no! Shut that off!

530
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:58,300
[MICKEY] I thought I was filming you.

531
00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:01,320
You are here to be my bodyguard.

532
00:30:02,410 --> 00:30:03,580
Bodyguard for what?

533
00:30:04,450 --> 00:30:07,540
I don't have confirmed appointment
with Holy Father.

534
00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:08,460
What?

535
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,710
This is the Premium Pope Package.

536
00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:12,630
[LAUGHS] Is disaster.

537
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,210
You said we were gonna meet the Pope.

538
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,630
I know. I've been calling for weeks.
Nobody give me answer.

539
00:30:16,710 --> 00:30:18,090
I thought you knew him.

540
00:30:18,170 --> 00:30:20,550
I meet him once when I am seven years old!

541
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,300
- Excuse me.
- Wha...

542
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,850
Jan, all these people are here
to see the Pope.

543
00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:27,090
What are you gonna tell them?

544
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:30,980
I'm gonna say, "Who you think you are?
Pope is busy man!

545
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,060
He can't meet nobodies from Pennsylvania!"

546
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,400
Now, we try bribe.

547
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,570
This a lot of money.
I need you walk with me and look tough.

548
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,360
What?

549
00:30:46,830 --> 00:30:50,160
- Make sure nobody follow us.
- Why would somebody be following us?

550
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,290
- To kill us and take the money!
- What?

551
00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:08,390
- [JAN] Who is that?
- Who?

552
00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:09,660
- See him before?
- I don't know.

553
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,520
[JAN] He coming.

554
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,370
- I don't know...
- Pretend like you have gun.

555
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,270
[JAN] Don't you...
Stay away from this suitcase!

556
00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:28,580
- I go there.
- Okay, I'll go with you.

557
00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,160
No, you too sweaty.

558
00:31:47,430 --> 00:31:49,850
Jan, honey, do you think
that he's coming soon?

559
00:31:49,930 --> 00:31:53,850
I'm just a little worried. A lot of these
old people are looking a little pooped.

560
00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:56,480
Any moment. Go light candle and pray.

561
00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:59,730
- Oh. Are you okay?
- Excellent.

562
00:32:02,530 --> 00:32:06,410
- It's 4:45. You said he'd be here at 3:00.
- I think I said, " If he come."

563
00:32:06,490 --> 00:32:08,330
You didn't say "if." You said it was okay.

564
00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:12,160
I need you calm down, because even if Pope
doesn't come and whole trip is ruined,

565
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:15,080
everyone have their health,
and that is what matters most.

566
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,460
I'm gonna throw up.

567
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:20,250
- Those criminals took my money.
- These people are gonna go apeshit.

568
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:23,380
That lying priest gonna see a side
of Jan Lewan he not like.

569
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,390
Pray for me, Mickey Stutz.

570
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,890
Wait... why am I praying?
What am I praying for? Jan!

571
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:37,150
["GLORIA IN EXCELSIS" PLAYING]

572
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:53,540
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪

573
00:32:55,370 --> 00:32:57,080
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪

574
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:04,050
♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪

575
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:10,260
♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪

576
00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:14,480
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪

577
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,940
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪

578
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:24,110
♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪

579
00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:30,990
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪

580
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:37,080
♪ In Excelsis ♪

581
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,920
♪ Deo ♪

582
00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:46,300
[FLASH POPS]

583
00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:54,220
♪ Gloria in Excelsis Deo ♪

584
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,980
♪ In Excelsis ♪

585
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,650
[LAUGHING]

586
00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:11,530
♪ Gloria in Excelsis Deo ♪

587
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:13,240
You hungry? Hey, you want some peanuts?

588
00:34:13,330 --> 00:34:14,910
There some peanuts at the door.
Good.

589
00:34:14,990 --> 00:34:17,960
[LAUGHS] We have good day, no?
Is special good day.

590
00:34:18,830 --> 00:34:21,460
This has been the best day of my life.

591
00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:25,250
- All our lives.
- We want to invest more money with you.

592
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:27,970
We've told all our friends about it

593
00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:32,300
in a very "shh" way,
and they want to invest with you, too.

594
00:34:39,190 --> 00:34:42,940
I pass out clipboard.
Everyone write down how much.

595
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,490
- [MARLA YELPS]
- [JAN CHEERS]

596
00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:51,110
[CLINKS]

597
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,530
- [MARLA] Mmm.
- [JAN CHUCKLES]

598
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:59,750
- I wish Ma could've been with us today.
- I know. Barb is so much fun.

599
00:34:59,830 --> 00:35:01,500
[MARLA LAUGHS]

600
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:04,670
Stop it. I'm serious.
She would've been so impressed.

601
00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:08,130
She would've seen all these people
who want to invest with you.

602
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,630
We don't tell Mama about these invests.

603
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,930
I want her to know about all of the people

604
00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:15,970
who believe in you
the way that I believe in you.

605
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:19,140
Yeah, but is not nice
to be "I told you so" to Mama.

606
00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,230
Please.

607
00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:24,310
I am so sick of her always telling me
that you're never gonna succeed.

608
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,400
I think it would be very nice
to rub it in her face for once.

609
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,820
Marla, we just see Pope.

610
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,490
Our hearts are full with love.

611
00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:34,320
[SCOFFS] You're right.

612
00:35:35,530 --> 00:35:38,120
I'm sorry. I'm a bad person. [CHUCKLES]

613
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,540
Mnh-mnh.

614
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,960
You are human, with flaws and desires,
like all the people.

615
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,090
Oh, gee.

616
00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:51,220
And, also, I think is better you never,
ever, ever talk about invest

617
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,510
because I take care of all the business.

618
00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:55,090
Really?

619
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,560
Don't... Never...
I mean, I thought that we were partners.

620
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,520
- Did I do something wrong?
- You kidding me?

621
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,150
- Mm?
- You did something right.

622
00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:06,460
- Jan...
- I want you to remember.

623
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,770
Remember, all I do, I do for you.

624
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:14,450
Yes, we are here in Rome,
in this gorgeous hotel suite.

625
00:36:14,530 --> 00:36:18,450
So you know what? Yeah.
You're obviously doing something right.

626
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,200
- To today.
- To today.

627
00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:22,460
[CLINKS]

628
00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:26,630
Mmm!

629
00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:30,590
I think is time we hire
full-time videographer.

630
00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:33,590
Film everything I do:
the shows, the tour,

631
00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:38,180
next time we go to visit Pope, of course,
and then we sell the tapes to the fans.

632
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,770
Jan, that's brilliant.

633
00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:43,020
[PHONE RINGS]

634
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,100
Hold that thought.

635
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:47,770
- Prego!
- [MICKEY] Today, I saw who you really are.

636
00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:50,230
- Mickey?
- You're a liar.

637
00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:54,400
I not lie. I say we meet Pope,
we meet Pope.

638
00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:56,530
Cut the crap.
We were hanging on by a thread.

639
00:36:56,610 --> 00:36:58,090
What if we didn't get to see
the Holy Father?

640
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,240
But we did.

641
00:36:59,330 --> 00:37:01,620
But you lied to all those people!

642
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,500
Mickey, some things you say
so you can make happen.

643
00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:09,090
How you think I get here?
Where I am today?

644
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,670
I say what will happen, and I believe.

645
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:16,050
Man, you got excuses up the wazoo.

646
00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:18,930
No, I have America up the wazoo.

647
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,930
Nothing happen without you believe.

648
00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,230
You believe house, someday house.

649
00:37:25,730 --> 00:37:28,310
You believe beautiful wife, someday wife.

650
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:31,480
You believe in friend, someday friend.

651
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:35,950
You say big things and big things happen.

652
00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:39,320
I not liar. I believer.

653
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,120
Man.

654
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,880
You got guts, Jan. I could never do that.

655
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,460
So make something happen.

656
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,090
Like what?

657
00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:58,180
Something. Anything.

658
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,180
I...

659
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:04,350
nah, it's stupid.

660
00:38:04,430 --> 00:38:07,810
No, you say to me what you want to happen.

661
00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:09,850
I give you the power!

662
00:38:14,610 --> 00:38:15,780
I hate my name.

663
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,780
I always wanted a stage name.

664
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,120
I wanted to be called...

665
00:38:25,450 --> 00:38:26,660
"Mickey Pizzazz."

666
00:38:30,290 --> 00:38:31,710
[SIGHS]

667
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,420
Mickey.

668
00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:41,010
Come.

669
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:48,890
We kneel.

670
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:51,520
Come.

671
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,440
[MICKEY] Okay.

672
00:39:02,030 --> 00:39:04,200
[INHALES, SIGHS]

673
00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:11,330
Mickey Stutz want to be called
"Mickey Pizzazz."

674
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:15,460
Is pizzazzy name for pizzazzy guy.

675
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,050
And today, God hears you.

676
00:39:24,390 --> 00:39:28,640
From now on, you are Mickey Pizzazz.

677
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,560
[SOBS] Thank you.

678
00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:43,610
[CROWD CHEERING, CLAPPING]

679
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,450
[MUSIC PLAYING]

680
00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:54,630
Come on, let's dance! Everybody dance!

681
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,270
On sax, Judy Glemp and Lonny Suwalski!

682
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,520
On trumpet, my own son, David Lewan!

683
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:19,320
And tonight, on clarinet,
my main man, my number one...

684
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,240
Mr. Magic Fingers himself,
Mickey Pizzazz!

685
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,660
[TRILLING]

686
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:41,010
[GASPS]
Vince, go in tight for this.

687
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,010
Everybody... cut the lights!

688
00:40:43,090 --> 00:40:45,840
- Everybody, stop! Everybody, stop!
- [MUSIC STOPS]

689
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:49,560
Everybody,
Marla just told me incredible news.

690
00:40:49,930 --> 00:40:53,230
I am so happy to share this with all you
who have support Jan Lewan

691
00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:54,890
for all these many years.

692
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:56,400
I cannot do without you.

693
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,070
Our last CD,
which we have on sale here tonight,

694
00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:03,820
has been nominated... for Grammy Award!

695
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:07,740
- [CHEERING]
- "Best Album of Year, polka category"!

696
00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:09,580
Oh, I love you.

697
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,330
[JAN KISSES] Oh, my God.

698
00:41:11,990 --> 00:41:15,750
Hey! Hey, get over here,
you son of a bitch! Get over here!

699
00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:20,170
Hey. Hey. We're gonna do
"Proud To Be An American."

700
00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,880
Okay? "Proud To Be An American."

701
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,960
"Proud To Be An American."

702
00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:28,680
- This one from my heart.
- [MUSIC PLAYING]

703
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:37,310
♪ You were born in America ♪

704
00:41:37,390 --> 00:41:42,610
♪ How fortunate you are ♪

705
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:48,660
♪ Only in America ♪

706
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:53,660
♪ Can you reach for the highest stars ♪

707
00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:57,460
♪ You can say what you want ♪

708
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,330
♪ Think what you want ♪

709
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,340
♪ Do what you want to do ♪

710
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,350
♪ Oh, to be an American ♪

711
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,980
♪ To be like one of you ♪

712
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,190
♪ I came here from a foreign land ♪

713
00:42:23,770 --> 00:42:27,900
♪ How fortunate I am ♪

714
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:34,120
♪ And like so many before me ♪

715
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:40,000
♪ You opened up your arms ♪

716
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:43,250
♪ You give me your valleys ♪

717
00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:45,920
♪ Mountains and your plains ♪

718
00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:51,680
♪ You give me a love that's true ♪

719
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:56,770
♪ Now, I, too, am American ♪

720
00:42:57,350 --> 00:43:01,770
♪ I am just like one of you ♪

721
00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:03,110
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

722
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:11,450
- ♪ Now, I am an American ♪
- [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

723
00:43:11,530 --> 00:43:18,500
♪ I am just like one of you ♪

724
00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:27,050
♪ Just like you and you ♪

725
00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:32,590
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

726
00:43:36,430 --> 00:43:38,020
[JAN] Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!

727
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,390
[CROWD] Oi, oi, oi!

728
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:44,060
- How many you bringing out to LA?
- I sign 500. You think is enough?

729
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,860
- Yeah. If you need more, I'll send them.
- Okay.

730
00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:49,690
Jan?

731
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:51,820
Yeah, go.

732
00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,990
You know how Lindsey
has those learning issues?

733
00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:58,620
Yeah, I know you have struggles.
But Lindsey is so cute little girl.

734
00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:01,120
We found a specialist
she really clicked with.

735
00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:02,210
I mean, Jan...

736
00:44:02,290 --> 00:44:04,410
she was making connections
like she never made before.

737
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:06,960
But it's expensive and I...

738
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,340
You send bill to me.

739
00:44:09,550 --> 00:44:11,300
- Jan, you serious?
- Yeah.

740
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,390
Is so good you find some person
to help your little girl be normal.

741
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:18,140
You know how much this means
to Beth and me.

742
00:44:20,390 --> 00:44:21,390
Come.

743
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,980
- I do.
- Thank you.

744
00:44:23,850 --> 00:44:24,850
[JAN] I really do.

745
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:33,150
I don't get how this place stays open.
We haven't had a customer in three hours.

746
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,280
Well, that's why Pop started
the catalog business.

747
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:39,080
This is a business? I was not aware.

748
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,160
Grandma, why are you so mad
at Pop all the time?

749
00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:46,380
I'm not mad at your father.
I just think he lives in la-la land.

750
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,710
He's meeting with producers
in Los Angeles.

751
00:44:48,790 --> 00:44:51,380
And when he gets his own TV show,
he says I can be on it.

752
00:44:52,050 --> 00:44:57,590
Sweetheart, that is la-la talk.
Nothing more.

753
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,600
People love coming to his concerts.
He makes them happy.

754
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,560
Flying himself first class to LA,

755
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,940
putting himself up in Beverly Hills. How?

756
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,980
All right, I'm gonna get some lunch.

757
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,610
I just don't want you
to follow in his footsteps.

758
00:45:12,690 --> 00:45:15,820
You're a good boy,
and there are better footsteps.

759
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:16,900
Okay, Grandma.

760
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,530
- You want anything?
- You're a doll.

761
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:24,620
Get me a cheesesteak. No peppers.
And make sure they use the good toaster.

762
00:45:27,670 --> 00:45:29,080
[BELL JINGLES]

763
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,050
Whew.

764
00:45:33,090 --> 00:45:34,260
[JINGLES]

765
00:45:36,010 --> 00:45:38,010
Oh, Mickey.

766
00:45:38,090 --> 00:45:41,100
For a second,
I thought we actually had a customer.

767
00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:43,100
Hey, Barb. Haven't seen you in a while.

768
00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:48,230
I'm just helping out while
they're off jet-setting in California.

769
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:50,690
Tonight's the big night. Fingers crossed.

770
00:45:50,770 --> 00:45:52,070
- We could win.
- No.

771
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:53,860
Seems unlikely.

772
00:45:55,110 --> 00:45:57,530
I saw Cheryl in the bank.

773
00:45:58,110 --> 00:46:01,740
She's put on a lot of weight. Is she okay?

774
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,740
Thyroid.

775
00:46:04,540 --> 00:46:06,080
Bad mood swings, too.

776
00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,580
Mm.

777
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,520
Supposed to pick up some flyers.
Jan said they're in his office.

778
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:11,590
I'll take a look.

779
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,500
Hold down the fort.

780
00:46:15,550 --> 00:46:16,550
Okay.

781
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,730
[MICKEY] Found 'em!

782
00:46:40,570 --> 00:46:41,700
They were under the counter.

783
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,200
You're looking real good, Barb.

784
00:46:46,290 --> 00:46:47,700
That's very nice of you.

785
00:46:48,210 --> 00:46:50,670
We're playing the Trump Taj Mahal
next month.

786
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:52,540
You should come.

787
00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,130
I don't think so.

788
00:46:55,090 --> 00:46:56,090
Yeah, it's real far.

789
00:47:01,930 --> 00:47:04,180
Things are really picking up here
at the Grammys.

790
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:07,930
I think I see Tom Jones
headed toward me on the carpet.

791
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:09,180
Jan Lewan.

792
00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:11,440
- [WOMAN] Who?
- Jan Lewan, polka nominee.

793
00:47:12,190 --> 00:47:13,940
- [WOMAN] Jan Lewan!
- Hello!

794
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,650
[WOMAN] Hi! Welcome.

795
00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:17,650
You look like a very happy man.

796
00:47:17,730 --> 00:47:22,200
Yes, I got a great gift basket
with mini-hairdryer inside.

797
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,280
- Jan, I see Eddie Murphy.
- Where?

798
00:47:24,370 --> 00:47:26,740
- [WOMAN] Is this is your first nomination?
- [LOUDLY] What?

799
00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:29,120
Does he look heavier to you?

800
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,420
[JAN ON TV]
Oh, my goodness, yes! It's so...

801
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:33,790
[WOMAN] Marla.

802
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,000
- Sheila.
- Hey.

803
00:47:35,090 --> 00:47:37,550
We saw Jan's picture in the paper.

804
00:47:37,630 --> 00:47:40,800
We didn't win a Grammy,
but it was a thrill to be nominated.

805
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,090
Were you there, too?

806
00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:45,220
- Of course, I was there.
- Oh, my God!

807
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,760
What was it like?

808
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,390
Sheila, it was 70 degrees in Los Angeles.

809
00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:52,350
You must've seen famous people.

810
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,980
Tom Jones, Andy Garcia, Eddie Murphy...

811
00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:57,520
I met Judy Tenuta.

812
00:47:57,610 --> 00:48:00,610
- Was she nice?
- She was so nice. So nice.

813
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:02,910
Can you put this on a tab?

814
00:48:02,990 --> 00:48:06,660
Tell Jan to be a little bit more careful
with the mustard.

815
00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:09,490
- He loves his mustard.
- [SHEILA] Wow.

816
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:11,580
Your life is so exciting.

817
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:14,880
- Oh. [CHUCKLES]
- [SHEILA] I knew you when you were nobody.

818
00:48:15,830 --> 00:48:19,710
[LAUGHS] I was never nobody.
I was always Marla.

819
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,710
[SHEILA] Oh, yeah.

820
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,340
Sure, I mean, but... who's Marla?
She went to school with Sheila.

821
00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:28,060
Marla and Sheila are not at the Grammys,
meeting the Pope.

822
00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:30,810
- Well...
- [SHEILA] You're Mrs. Jan Lewan.

823
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:33,640
That's way better than plain old Marla.

824
00:48:33,730 --> 00:48:34,850
Good to see you, Sheila.

825
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:38,480
So, Vince, you know what I wanna get?
I wanna get "tight cowboy."

826
00:48:38,690 --> 00:48:41,230
- Okay, cowboy is a head-to-knee.
- Yes, so tight cowboy.

827
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,660
- Do you think of me as Mrs. Jan Lewan?
- Yes, of course!

828
00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:47,820
So I want you to pan from me to crowd,
then back to close on me.

829
00:48:47,910 --> 00:48:51,080
Yeah, Vince, just make sure
you get Jan, Jan, Jan and only Jan.

830
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,240
- What I say?
- I don't know.

831
00:48:57,460 --> 00:49:01,510
- Welcome to our 14th Annual Polkafest.
- [FEEDBACK SQUEALS]

832
00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:03,090
[APPLAUSE]

833
00:49:04,590 --> 00:49:05,840
[MARLA] Yeah.

834
00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:11,350
It is my privilege
to introduce the wonderful performer

835
00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:12,930
you are about to see...

836
00:49:13,930 --> 00:49:16,810
who also happens to be my husband.

837
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,030
I think a lot of you look at me
and you think, "Wow, she's so lucky

838
00:49:22,110 --> 00:49:25,070
because she's 'Mrs. Jan Lewan.'"

839
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,200
Ahem.

840
00:49:27,610 --> 00:49:31,160
But there's a lot more to me. [CHUCKLES]

841
00:49:32,450 --> 00:49:36,080
And I'm always introducing Jan,
so maybe I introduce myself tonight.

842
00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:40,040
Okay, so I'm sure a lot of you remember

843
00:49:40,130 --> 00:49:44,840
that I did compete for and won...

844
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,800
Junior Miss Hazelton.

845
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,470
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

846
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,720
I can also sing and dance,

847
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,100
but how would you ever know that?
Because I never get the chance.

848
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,640
Ahem.

849
00:49:56,690 --> 00:50:00,400
My story is the story of so many women.

850
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:05,690
Because I put my dreams aside
so that I could raise a family...

851
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,410
and let my husband hog the spotlight.

852
00:50:10,490 --> 00:50:12,950
And I'm sure a lot of you ladies
can relate to that.

853
00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:16,710
Didn't you use to have dreams and...

854
00:50:18,170 --> 00:50:19,330
and goals?

855
00:50:20,580 --> 00:50:21,880
What happened?

856
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:25,840
So that's just a little something
about who I am.

857
00:50:27,510 --> 00:50:28,510
So...

858
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,800
without further ado... uh,

859
00:50:31,890 --> 00:50:36,980
uh, I would like to introduce
the enormously talented Polish Prince,

860
00:50:37,060 --> 00:50:39,060
Jan Lewan!

861
00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:41,190
- Hey!
- [APPLAUSE]

862
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,030
My lovely wife, who is not just my wife.

863
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:51,450
She much, much, much,
much, much, much more.

864
00:50:51,530 --> 00:50:55,990
She is wonderful mother,
and more than that, too, she...

865
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,330
fold the laundry so good.

866
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:00,870
That is bonus.

867
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:06,000
Because what I really am trying to say is,
she is amazing at whatever she do.

868
00:51:06,090 --> 00:51:09,340
- So please give up hands for my Marla!
- [MAN] Yeah!

869
00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:11,260
- [APPLAUSE]
- [MAN] Marla!

870
00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:13,600
One, two, go!

871
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,890
- [MUSIC PLAYING]
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]

872
00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:31,280
So, Mom, what happened out there tonight?
Did you, like, blow a fuse or something?

873
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,740
Mmm, this sesame chicken is yummy.

874
00:51:34,070 --> 00:51:35,490
Why? Was it bad?

875
00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:39,080
No, no! Everyone come up to me after
and say how great talker you are.

876
00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:44,290
Tonight made me realize
that I need to do something for myself.

877
00:51:44,380 --> 00:51:46,460
I couldn't agree more.

878
00:51:47,050 --> 00:51:47,960
[BARB] Listen.

879
00:51:48,050 --> 00:51:51,680
I do the books
for Dr. Morrissey's practice in Scranton.

880
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,720
He's looking for a new office manager.

881
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,930
You would be perfect, Marla.

882
00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:58,810
What about gift shop?
Marla is best amber salesman.

883
00:51:58,890 --> 00:52:01,940
[BARB] I'm talking about a secure job,

884
00:52:02,020 --> 00:52:05,690
with regular hours and a regular paycheck.

885
00:52:05,770 --> 00:52:08,940
You want Marla to work for dentist?
What kind of life is that?

886
00:52:09,030 --> 00:52:11,650
It's a kind of life with health insurance!

887
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:14,320
Stop it! Stop! Both of you, stop it!

888
00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:18,370
I want to do something big
and something that I can be proud of,

889
00:52:18,450 --> 00:52:20,950
which is why I have decided, tonight,

890
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,880
that I am going to compete
in the Mrs. Pennsylvania Beauty Pageant.

891
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:31,210
That is a complete waste of time.

892
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,260
Those pageants are a racket!

893
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,220
Of course, you should do that, my darling.

894
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,300
Jan.

895
00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:40,680
I'm gonna need a trainer, a dance coach,

896
00:52:40,770 --> 00:52:42,640
- a speech coach...
- We get my guy.

897
00:52:42,730 --> 00:52:45,400
[MARLA] I need gowns
and a lot of bathing suits.

898
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,610
- We go to Miami.
- I need new shoes...

899
00:52:47,690 --> 00:52:51,610
- We get all most expensive.
- How are you gonna pay for all this?

900
00:52:52,490 --> 00:52:56,490
You are not a beauty queen.
You look like your father.

901
00:52:56,570 --> 00:52:58,870
[BARB] You are not doing this.

902
00:52:58,950 --> 00:53:00,410
- Know what?
- [DISHES CLATTER]

903
00:53:01,330 --> 00:53:06,290
All respect, Barb, but this my house!
And I am man, and I am decider!

904
00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:10,380
[YELLING] Marla, wake up
and pull your head out of your ass!

905
00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:15,220
[MARLA]
Do you know what your problem is, Ma?

906
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,220
You're not a happy person!

907
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:19,930
- Just let her go.
- You wanna believe in fairy tales?

908
00:53:20,010 --> 00:53:24,600
Far be it from me. Go ahead!
Believe in your fantasy world!

909
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:29,060
I would rather live in a fantasy world
than whatever world you're living in!

910
00:53:29,650 --> 00:53:33,940
I live in a little place called
"Open Your Eyes"!

911
00:53:34,030 --> 00:53:38,780
- I am done with you lunatics!
- You never believed in me!

912
00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:41,080
Jan believes in me!

913
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,910
[DOOR OPENS, SLAMS]

914
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,500
- [SOBBING]
- [JAN] Oh, Marla. It's okay.

915
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,460
[BARB] You know Robby Pulaski?

916
00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:56,840
Marla could've married him.

917
00:53:56,930 --> 00:54:00,350
Now he's the number-one plumber
in Scranton.

918
00:54:00,430 --> 00:54:04,220
He's got three trucks going
and a swimming pool.

919
00:54:05,310 --> 00:54:06,810
Let me give you a massage.

920
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:12,320
I begged Marla not to marry a musician.

921
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,110
Now they're dragging my grandson
down with them.

922
00:54:15,190 --> 00:54:18,490
Maybe there's something you don't know.
Most musicians starve.

923
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:21,120
But the Jan Lewan Orchestra?
We make a living.

924
00:54:21,990 --> 00:54:24,450
I think Jan is a drug dealer.

925
00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:28,250
- What?
- He's got multiple post office boxes,

926
00:54:28,330 --> 00:54:30,880
those weird filing cabinets.

927
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,750
He's always getting calls
and leaving the room.

928
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:38,260
One day, he's broke.
Next day, he's rolling in dough.

929
00:54:39,050 --> 00:54:41,890
I can't figure out
how he's paying that band.

930
00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:43,180
I ran the numbers.

931
00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:45,640
Barb, come on. Come on, please.

932
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:49,140
The most he gets for a concert is $1,500.

933
00:54:49,230 --> 00:54:51,690
Usually, it's more like 800.

934
00:54:51,770 --> 00:54:55,360
- He's got a other business going on.
- He's in the hole with every show.

935
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,610
He's got investors.

936
00:54:57,190 --> 00:54:59,740
What are they investing in?

937
00:55:01,070 --> 00:55:04,120
Do we really have to talk
about this right now? Please?

938
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,910
I made up this whole crazy story

939
00:55:05,990 --> 00:55:08,250
so I didn't have to go home
and see Cheryl.

940
00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:11,250
I was really looking forward
to being with you.

941
00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:17,210
I'm sorry. I'm just so wound up about Jan
and what he's up to.

942
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,470
Jan Lewan is not a drug dealer, okay?

943
00:55:21,550 --> 00:55:24,550
You're under his spell.
You can't think clearly.

944
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,600
If it wasn't for Jan Lewan,
I wouldn't be here right now.

945
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,310
Mickey Stutz didn't have the stuff
to cheat on his wife.

946
00:55:31,730 --> 00:55:34,190
But Mickey Pizzazz, he's got the stuff.

947
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:37,860
You're right.

948
00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:43,700
You don't rent a room at the Land O' Nod
to have this conversation.

949
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:46,910
Mickey...

950
00:55:47,490 --> 00:55:48,500
Yeah, baby?

951
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:49,750
Will you hold me?

952
00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:52,080
I'll do a lot more than that.

953
00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:55,000
[BARB YELPS]
Oh!

954
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,800
Oh, Mickey.

955
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,090
Everyone said Joanne Dupree
was gonna win, including my mother.

956
00:56:03,220 --> 00:56:05,180
But Joanne Dupree did not win.

957
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,470
I won.

958
00:56:06,550 --> 00:56:07,890
And you'll win again.

959
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,770
[CHEERS]

960
00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:14,900
- ["MORE IS MY LOVE" PLAYING]
- ♪ More is my love ♪

961
00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:17,360
♪ Than leaves in the autumn ♪

962
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,780
♪ More is my love for you ♪

963
00:56:21,690 --> 00:56:25,450
♪ I'll love you till
The stars fall from heaven ♪

964
00:56:25,990 --> 00:56:29,160
♪ And this I promise you ♪

965
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,870
♪ That forever I'll be by your side ♪

966
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:37,880
♪ I will leave you never ♪

967
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:42,510
♪ Trust my heart with your love inside ♪

968
00:56:42,590 --> 00:56:46,470
♪ To be there forever ♪

969
00:56:47,010 --> 00:56:48,390
♪ More is my love ♪

970
00:56:48,470 --> 00:56:51,060
♪ Than birds in the springtime ♪

971
00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:53,810
♪ More is my love for you ♪

972
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,230
♪ The day we met
I knew you would be mine ♪

973
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,610
♪ I knew my wish came true ♪

974
00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:05,110
♪ More is my love ♪

975
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,990
♪ My love ♪

976
00:57:07,070 --> 00:57:11,040
♪ For you! ♪

977
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,460
Everything looks delicious.

978
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,250
What's going on with you?

979
00:57:23,010 --> 00:57:24,010
Come on.

980
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:26,550
I've moved out.

981
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:30,760
David got his driver's license.
Doesn't need me anymore.

982
00:57:30,850 --> 00:57:33,220
[WOMAN]
Mm, there's something more than that.

983
00:57:33,810 --> 00:57:36,350
I like having my own place again.

984
00:57:37,690 --> 00:57:41,400
Oh, I saw Jan last week.
We had to withdraw all our money with him.

985
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,690
You invested with Jan?

986
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:47,610
Yeah, we did, but we had to cash out
to pay for Sid's gallbladder surgery.

987
00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:49,820
Did you get your money back?

988
00:57:49,910 --> 00:57:51,410
Oh, and then some.

989
00:57:51,490 --> 00:57:53,330
We made so much money with Jan.

990
00:57:53,410 --> 00:57:54,950
Maybe Ken and I should invest.

991
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,210
Don't! Please don't. Trust me.

992
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,460
I'd invest with him again in a heartbeat.

993
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:02,500
But, now that Sid
lost his foot to diabetes,

994
00:58:02,590 --> 00:58:04,340
all our money goes to his fake foot.

995
00:58:05,010 --> 00:58:08,380
It pains me to say this
about my own son-in-law...

996
00:58:09,970 --> 00:58:13,390
but I think he's a little shady.

997
00:58:13,850 --> 00:58:15,730
He was always on the up and up with us.

998
00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:20,150
- [CHEERING]
- ["POLKA BUBBLES" PLAYING]

999
00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:29,910
♪ Polka bubbles, polka bubbles ♪

1000
00:58:29,990 --> 00:58:33,370
♪ Polka bubbles in the wine ♪

1001
00:58:33,450 --> 00:58:38,120
♪ And with Mickey on ukulele ♪

1002
00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:44,840
♪ It's polka bubble time! ♪

1003
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:47,590
Roar!

1004
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,010
[JAN] Oh! Whoa-oh!

1005
00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:52,390
Bitsy Bear fall.

1006
00:58:53,510 --> 00:58:56,350
Thank you all for your beautiful dancing!

1007
00:58:56,850 --> 00:59:01,850
So I am sure all of you know,
next week is Mrs. Pennsylvania Pageant,

1008
00:59:01,940 --> 00:59:04,650
and I want lots of people
to cheer for my Marla.

1009
00:59:04,730 --> 00:59:08,240
So guess what.
I rent five buses to bring you all!

1010
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,920
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- [JAN] Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!

1011
00:59:09,950 --> 00:59:11,240
[CROWD] Oi, oi, oi!

1012
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,870
There's a whole goddamn bus,
yet she always ends up sitting next to me.

1013
00:59:14,950 --> 00:59:17,250
Okay, you've got a pretty inflated ego.

1014
00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:20,370
I have no interest in sex with you.

1015
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:23,670
Then why do you keep leaving messages
on my machine?

1016
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:24,920
Okay, okay, okay.

1017
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,420
Lonny, loosen laces, but keep shoes on.

1018
00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:31,550
Bitsy, sit somewhere away from Lonny.
And no more calling, okay?

1019
00:59:32,470 --> 00:59:33,470
Break!

1020
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,930
Every time there is shit being stirred,
Bitsy Bear is holding spoon.

1021
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,480
Don't record none of that.
Erase. I don't want none of that.

1022
00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:45,230
Can we talk privately?

1023
00:59:46,110 --> 00:59:49,990
Vince, go to parking lot.
Get people saying, "I love Jan Lewan."

1024
00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:52,820
Band's kind of unhappy
that you're renting buses.

1025
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:57,660
Buses are investment.
We bring crowd, they cheer for Marla.

1026
00:59:57,740 --> 01:00:00,870
If Marla wins Mrs. Pennsylvania,
we're all gonna make money.

1027
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,460
I don't get that. Nobody gets that.

1028
01:00:02,540 --> 01:00:06,210
I put on poster.
We are big power couple, okay?

1029
01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:08,300
Then we get TV show,
like Sonny and Cher,

1030
01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:09,460
or Regis and Kathie Lee.

1031
01:00:09,550 --> 01:00:11,510
Sometimes, you got to spend money
to make money.

1032
01:00:11,590 --> 01:00:13,050
But where's the money coming from?

1033
01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:15,770
Is it coming from my pocket,
your investors' pocket, the band? Who?

1034
01:00:15,850 --> 01:00:19,180
Anybody in band don't like buses,
they can try to make money with no Jan.

1035
01:00:19,270 --> 01:00:20,390
Good luck with that.

1036
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,390
- I'm sorry. Listen, okay...
- Don't...

1037
01:00:23,350 --> 01:00:25,610
You wanna see the books, Mickey Pizzazz?

1038
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,820
- I show you books, I show you everything.
- Yeah.

1039
01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:30,940
- I do wanna see the books.
- Then you come anytime.

1040
01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:32,740
- You come to shop, I show you.
- Okay.

1041
01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:35,410
Hey, hey, hey. We're okay, huh?

1042
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,740
Marla, my beauty, you working so hard,

1043
01:00:39,830 --> 01:00:43,290
but, no matter what happen today,
you are already...

1044
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,710
- [CROWD] Oh!
- [GASPS] Oh, Jan.

1045
01:00:46,790 --> 01:00:48,340
[CHUCKLES]

1046
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,760
Let's load those buses!

1047
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,420
Okay, conga!

1048
01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:55,510
Ba-rum-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa!

1049
01:00:56,430 --> 01:00:57,260
Here we go.

1050
01:00:57,350 --> 01:00:59,100
Ba-rum-pa-pa, pa-pa, pa!

1051
01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:37,220
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage...

1052
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,010
12 of Pennsylvania's classiest ladies.

1053
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,520
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1054
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,310
[APPLAUSE]

1055
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:57,780
♪ When I hold you near me ♪

1056
01:01:58,570 --> 01:02:02,910
♪ Open up your heart and hear me ♪

1057
01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:09,920
♪ I'm the singer
You're the song I sing ♪

1058
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:17,470
♪ It's a song about you ♪

1059
01:02:18,050 --> 01:02:22,350
♪ How I just can't live without you ♪

1060
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,060
Marla Lewan of Hazleton,

1061
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,640
if you had all the money in the world,
what would you buy?

1062
01:02:34,570 --> 01:02:36,110
[FAINT COUGHING]

1063
01:02:36,780 --> 01:02:37,990
I don't need money

1064
01:02:38,070 --> 01:02:42,330
because I already have everything
that I need right here.

1065
01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:45,200
My family and my friends.

1066
01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:47,080
That is beautiful answer.

1067
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,960
- Up.
- [APPLAUSE]

1068
01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:51,460
Everyone, up.

1069
01:02:55,710 --> 01:02:57,420
Connie Klopski of Newberg,

1070
01:02:58,050 --> 01:03:01,010
if you were a car,
what kind of car would you be?

1071
01:03:01,510 --> 01:03:04,760
I would be a car made in America.

1072
01:03:05,470 --> 01:03:06,850
I would be luxurious.

1073
01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:11,190
And most importantly,
I would be fuel-efficient.

1074
01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:15,610
It is imperative that we find our own
home-grown sources of energy,

1075
01:03:15,690 --> 01:03:18,490
something that I'm confident

1076
01:03:19,070 --> 01:03:25,200
we, Americans, who are so hard-working
and so independent, can do!

1077
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,450
- [MAN] Yeah!
- That's what kind of car I'd be!

1078
01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:29,290
[CHEERING]

1079
01:03:29,370 --> 01:03:31,000
Wow! She's a goddess.

1080
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,080
[CONNIE] Yeah!

1081
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,920
- Hey, guys, guys, guys.
- [CONNIE] Go, America!

1082
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,380
Guys, sit! Sit!

1083
01:03:36,460 --> 01:03:39,590
- Come on, let's sit.
- [CONNIE] USA! USA!

1084
01:03:39,670 --> 01:03:41,590
[CROWD CHANTING] USA!

1085
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:45,600
USA! USA! USA!

1086
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:48,930
Excuse me, I left lucky krakowska on bus.

1087
01:03:49,770 --> 01:03:51,230
Pardon me, excuse me.

1088
01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:53,350
[CHANTING CONTINUES]

1089
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:58,690
In third place,
hailing all the way from Philadelphia...

1090
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,030
Debra Johnson!

1091
01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:02,820
[APPLAUSE]

1092
01:04:04,070 --> 01:04:06,080
- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.

1093
01:04:08,290 --> 01:04:10,870
She did real good, Jan. Real good.

1094
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,830
And the runner-up, from Newberg...

1095
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,170
Connie Klopski!

1096
01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:18,670
[CHEERING]

1097
01:04:22,630 --> 01:04:27,390
And this year's
Mrs. Pennsylvania goes to...

1098
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:31,980
Hazleton's own Marla Lewan!

1099
01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:34,060
[JAN YELLS] Yeah!

1100
01:04:34,150 --> 01:04:36,440
- [MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SOBBING]

1101
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,150
[GASPING]

1102
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,700
Thank you, Lord. Thank you.

1103
01:04:45,780 --> 01:04:47,450
I love you so much.

1104
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:52,040
Marla work so hard. I so proud.

1105
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:56,130
And today, I am not Jan Lewan.
I am Mr. Mrs. Pennsylvania.

1106
01:04:56,210 --> 01:04:57,790
- [MAN] I don't know happened.
- What?

1107
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,340
- All right? I have no idea...
- What happened?

1108
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,590
Okay, let's go! The buses are leaving!

1109
01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:05,970
There is champagne for everyone,
but only on the bus, okay?

1110
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,430
Turn around, go that way, lady.
Be quick. Move it!

1111
01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:14,140
♪ There you are, standing in the light ♪

1112
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,610
♪ In a way you've dreamed of
All your life ♪

1113
01:05:18,690 --> 01:05:24,700
♪ All at once standing on your own
Mrs. Pennsylvania ♪

1114
01:05:24,780 --> 01:05:26,030
[CHUCKLES]

1115
01:05:26,110 --> 01:05:28,200
This is for you, Mr. Lee.

1116
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:31,620
- It go right up on wall.
- [MARLA] If you insist.

1117
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,540
- [PHONE RINGS]
- [LAUGHING]

1118
01:05:32,620 --> 01:05:37,080
I know you warn me, Mr. Lee,
but we got another mustard situation.

1119
01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:38,670
[MARLA] Hello?

1120
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,590
Yes, this is Marla Lewan.

1121
01:05:42,380 --> 01:05:43,380
Uh-huh.

1122
01:05:43,630 --> 01:05:45,380
Of course, I remember you. [LAUGHS]

1123
01:05:46,010 --> 01:05:47,390
Excuse me?

1124
01:05:48,890 --> 01:05:50,100
How could that be?

1125
01:05:52,060 --> 01:05:54,430
- This is outrageous.
- [DOORBELL CHIMES]

1126
01:05:55,350 --> 01:05:56,560
Says who?

1127
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:58,690
No!

1128
01:05:58,770 --> 01:06:01,150
I'm sorry, but the answer is... is no.

1129
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,860
[SIGHS]

1130
01:06:07,490 --> 01:06:11,280
The man from the pageant says
that Connie Klopski won

1131
01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:15,330
and that I have to give back my crown
and the luggage and everything.

1132
01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:17,870
But you win. Winner is one who won.

1133
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,210
They're saying I didn't win.

1134
01:06:19,290 --> 01:06:21,790
They're saying
that somebody changed the scores.

1135
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,300
What? Who would do that? Why?

1136
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:25,900
They don't even know. They don't know.

1137
01:06:25,970 --> 01:06:28,720
They're saying somebody bribed one
of the judges.

1138
01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:33,890
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy...
[MUTTERING]

1139
01:06:33,970 --> 01:06:35,180
This not good.

1140
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,140
[SIGHING] This not good.

1141
01:06:38,230 --> 01:06:40,770
You didn't have anything
to do with this, I hope.

1142
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,360
Me? No.

1143
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:43,440
- But...
- But what?

1144
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,530
I think maybe just do what pageant say
to avoid trouble.

1145
01:06:46,610 --> 01:06:49,990
If this get out, it's very, very bad.

1146
01:06:52,030 --> 01:06:53,330
You don't think I won?

1147
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:57,660
Of course, I think you win! You were
number one missus up there, but...

1148
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:02,460
We know you won, so maybe it's okay.

1149
01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:05,630
We give back the crown,
the sashes, the trophy, the luggage.

1150
01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:09,050
Why? Why would I give it back?
I'm the winner.

1151
01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:11,050
I'm not handing anything over
to Connie Klopski.

1152
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:12,400
- I don't think you should!
- I...

1153
01:07:12,430 --> 01:07:14,680
You should not do that
because you are most beautiful!

1154
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:15,970
Everybody see it!

1155
01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:18,810
- Come here.
- [SOBS]

1156
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:25,270
Scandal has hit this year's
Mrs. Pennsylvania contest.

1157
01:07:25,690 --> 01:07:29,240
Marla Lewan,
the wife of polka entertainer Jan Lewan,

1158
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:30,610
won this year's title.

1159
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:33,910
Many contend that the final scores
were tampered with.

1160
01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:35,370
Bribes are being alleged.

1161
01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:39,120
There is no way she won.
[LAUGHS] No way.

1162
01:07:39,210 --> 01:07:42,250
[REPORTER] Judges say runner-up
Connie Klopski of Newburg

1163
01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:43,790
was the actual winner.

1164
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,340
I just think it's so sad.

1165
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,380
We all wanna believe
in our institutions, and...

1166
01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:50,720
now, you can't even trust
the Mrs. Pennsylvania Pageant.

1167
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,640
State officials promise
a full investigation.

1168
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,930
This look real bad.

1169
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,140
Jan...

1170
01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:00,730
the only reason "this look real bad"

1171
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:04,060
is because she's out there and she's just
telling her version all over the place.

1172
01:08:04,230 --> 01:08:06,940
We need to get out there
and tell our side of the story.

1173
01:08:07,020 --> 01:08:08,610
And I'll tell you what else.

1174
01:08:08,690 --> 01:08:11,110
The only way that Connie Klopski
is gonna get my trophy

1175
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,530
is if it comes right through
her front window.

1176
01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:18,660
Connie Klopski's been vocal about this
throughout this whole controversy,

1177
01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:21,910
and she demands that you turn over
the trophy and crown to her.

1178
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,750
All I did was win
the Mrs. Pennsylvania contest.

1179
01:08:24,830 --> 01:08:28,250
If anything did happen,
I am the victim in all of this.

1180
01:08:28,340 --> 01:08:30,880
Everybody's saying Jan Lewan fixed it.

1181
01:08:30,970 --> 01:08:33,840
They're using the term, "well-connected."
What's that mean?

1182
01:08:33,930 --> 01:08:37,010
I call Pope and said, "Pope, tell God
make my wife Mrs. Pennsylvania."

1183
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,220
- [LOU] You called the Pope?
- Come on, is ridiculous.

1184
01:08:39,310 --> 01:08:40,140
[LOU] Okay, but you...

1185
01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:41,430
They say you bribed somebody.

1186
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,230
No, I don't bribe nothing or do nobody.

1187
01:08:44,310 --> 01:08:46,730
If anybody wanna talk more about,
you come to my store.

1188
01:08:46,810 --> 01:08:49,570
Jan Lewan Show Gifts, open nine to five,
Monday to Saturday.

1189
01:08:49,650 --> 01:08:51,820
But the judges say they didn't vote
for you.

1190
01:08:54,070 --> 01:08:54,910
[RECORDING BEEPS]

1191
01:08:54,990 --> 01:08:57,240
[MAN] Why the hell did you rig
a beauty pageant?

1192
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,620
We're pulling our money out.

1193
01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:00,080
All of it, every penny.

1194
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,370
[BEEPS]

1195
01:09:01,450 --> 01:09:04,290
[WOMAN]
Jan, are you getting my messages?

1196
01:09:04,370 --> 01:09:05,920
I called you eight times.

1197
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,340
We really need our money.
What's going on?

1198
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:09,900
[WOMAN 2] Did you or did you not say

1199
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:11,630
you were gonna send us
our interest check?

1200
01:09:11,710 --> 01:09:13,170
- Send it.
- Hey, Jan. This is Vince.

1201
01:09:13,260 --> 01:09:15,680
- This is kinda awkward, but...
- It's Arlene again.

1202
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:18,450
- I hate having to hound you.
- [VINCE] Lindsey's speech therapist...

1203
01:09:18,470 --> 01:09:20,930
- [ARLENE] We need money.
- [VINCE] ...gotten your check.

1204
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,600
- [BEEPS]
- [WOMAN] Mr. Lewan, this is First National

1205
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,150
calling to discuss
your overdrawn accounts.

1206
01:09:26,230 --> 01:09:28,440
Please give us a call back
at your earliest convenience.

1207
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:32,530
- [PHONE BEEPS]
- What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

1208
01:09:36,610 --> 01:09:38,570
Are you sure you want
to take your money out now?

1209
01:09:38,660 --> 01:09:41,370
You've been doing very well
with reinvest your interest.

1210
01:09:41,450 --> 01:09:44,000
No one else give you 12%,
only Jan Lewan.

1211
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:49,630
Okay.

1212
01:09:50,340 --> 01:09:52,460
Okay, I send check today.

1213
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,800
Which will bounce all over Hazleton.

1214
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,720
Dad, the Krzyewskis are here.
They wanna talk to you right now.

1215
01:10:00,350 --> 01:10:02,060
Not here! I come out.

1216
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:05,850
Ed and Anita! What we owe pleasure?

1217
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:07,390
We want our money back.

1218
01:10:08,310 --> 01:10:10,440
- Now.
- But why?

1219
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,480
We don't like being involved
in a big scandal.

1220
01:10:13,570 --> 01:10:15,320
But you were there! You see she win!

1221
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,990
We got this phone call.

1222
01:10:17,070 --> 01:10:19,200
An anonymous person called us

1223
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:22,200
and told us our investment
may not be safe.

1224
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,540
Ugh! Your money so safe.

1225
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,830
Then why would someone call us?

1226
01:10:26,910 --> 01:10:27,750
[SCOFFS]

1227
01:10:27,830 --> 01:10:33,210
Look, I have traveled with dancing bear.
I have to fire her and she get ugly.

1228
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,460
The bear must've called us.

1229
01:10:36,130 --> 01:10:39,130
I don't care. We want our money back.

1230
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,520
Okay, let's see where we are.
Krzyewski, Krzyewski...

1231
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,980
Wow, look at that.

1232
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,480
You two so smart
because you roll over invest,

1233
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,610
and also, you put in extra money,
so you grow, grow, grow.

1234
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:56,490
Then it's a good time to get out.

1235
01:10:57,650 --> 01:10:58,650
Yes and no.

1236
01:10:58,740 --> 01:11:02,030
I mean, business is over the roof,
bigger than ever.

1237
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:05,160
And venture is so big. It's 20%.

1238
01:11:05,790 --> 01:11:09,460
But you want money now, so I write check.

1239
01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:13,210
- Twenty percent?
- Is not for everybody.

1240
01:11:13,290 --> 01:11:16,010
Is only for people
who want to make lots of money.

1241
01:11:16,090 --> 01:11:19,880
Okay, $273,000.

1242
01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:21,260
Whew.

1243
01:11:21,340 --> 01:11:24,350
You have done very well with Jan Lewan.
[CHUCKLES]

1244
01:11:27,980 --> 01:11:29,520
Give me your hands.

1245
01:11:32,060 --> 01:11:36,570
[EXHALES DEEPLY] I appreciate
you investing. I'm gonna miss you.

1246
01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:40,490
But you still come to shows, yes?
This weekend is Pocono Onion Fest.

1247
01:11:40,570 --> 01:11:46,040
[STAMMERS] Can we roll this over
into that 20% investment?

1248
01:11:46,620 --> 01:11:49,540
- Of course, you are trusted investors.
- [ANITA] Thank you.

1249
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,000
We're keeping our money with you.

1250
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:58,010
Hold the hands in the middle
for the big family shake.

1251
01:11:59,130 --> 01:12:00,770
[ED]
Let's stop at the Hillside for lunch.

1252
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,930
[ANITA]
What? That place is no good.

1253
01:12:03,010 --> 01:12:06,100
- [ED] They got the best tuna salad.
- Oh, Ed...

1254
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:08,060
- [PHONE RINGS]
- We're going to Shorewood.

1255
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,140
[SIGHS]

1256
01:12:15,190 --> 01:12:16,320
[PHONE RINGS]

1257
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:20,360
- Pop, what are you doing?
- What are you doing?

1258
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:22,780
I heard what you were saying.
Is that realistic?

1259
01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:26,280
You don't talk to me about business!
You are trumpet player in my band!

1260
01:12:26,370 --> 01:12:27,740
You don't ask questions!

1261
01:12:27,830 --> 01:12:29,580
You blow the notes I say!

1262
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:37,170
[PHONE RINGS]

1263
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:42,630
[DOOR OPENS]

1264
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:44,430
[SIGHS]

1265
01:12:46,470 --> 01:12:47,470
David.

1266
01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:53,940
I should not talk to you how I did.

1267
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:58,270
I have made big mess of things,
but I will fix.

1268
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:03,570
I'm sure you can, Pop, but I think maybe
you're promising people too much.

1269
01:13:03,650 --> 01:13:06,280
Yes, yes, it's true. You're right.

1270
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:09,200
I no take investments anymore.

1271
01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:13,870
I gonna book big American tour
and work on musics only, okay?

1272
01:13:15,710 --> 01:13:17,230
[JAN] Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.

1273
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,730
Five months since my last confession.

1274
01:13:18,790 --> 01:13:23,550
I need God's help. I in big trouble.
I lose my way.

1275
01:13:24,130 --> 01:13:26,430
- How so?
- I'm making all the wrong moves.

1276
01:13:26,510 --> 01:13:28,680
I not know how to stop. I in big hole.

1277
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:30,680
So many people depending on me.
I not want...

1278
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,180
Does this have to do
with your investment business?

1279
01:13:34,770 --> 01:13:35,690
Excuse?

1280
01:13:35,770 --> 01:13:37,650
My Aunt Judy has her retirement with you.

1281
01:13:38,230 --> 01:13:41,780
- She depends on those interest checks.
- Tell God I'm working on it.

1282
01:13:43,650 --> 01:13:45,740
[WOMAN] Do you remember someone
named Jan Lewan?

1283
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,200
Nope.

1284
01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:51,950
[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah.

1285
01:13:52,450 --> 01:13:53,700
Jan Lewan.

1286
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,000
Cute little fella.

1287
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,040
I've been getting a lot of calls
about him.

1288
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:59,420
Why did you close his case?

1289
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:02,880
I checked on him.
No one had a bad thing to say.

1290
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,920
I just got off the phone
with an elderly couple

1291
01:14:05,010 --> 01:14:08,640
who invested over $60,000 with him,
and now he won't return their calls.

1292
01:14:08,890 --> 01:14:12,760
I even went to his show,
snooped around a little bit. Weird scene.

1293
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:14,430
Everybody loved him.

1294
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,270
They said this was the government's fault.

1295
01:14:16,350 --> 01:14:19,730
It's always the government's fault.
And they all don't like paying taxes.

1296
01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:23,780
They hate regulations,
they all want you to leave them alone,

1297
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:27,280
while they flush their money
down the toilet for some con man.

1298
01:14:31,330 --> 01:14:32,370
Happy you are here.

1299
01:14:32,950 --> 01:14:34,540
Yeah, my first real tour.

1300
01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:38,420
We're gonna keep him out of trouble.
Right, Mickey Pizzazz?

1301
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:43,880
Jan, the band seems kinda low.
Maybe you should say something.

1302
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:45,960
[SIGHS]

1303
01:14:47,260 --> 01:14:49,590
I know recent has been hard times
for band.

1304
01:14:50,590 --> 01:14:51,890
Had to let Vince go.

1305
01:14:52,390 --> 01:14:54,850
- And Bitsy Bear.
- Thank you.

1306
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:59,900
Yep. And I not give money raise
like I said I would.

1307
01:14:59,980 --> 01:15:03,570
Next time your wife's in a beauty pageant,
don't rent five buses.

1308
01:15:03,650 --> 01:15:07,490
Now I get it! Bitsy Bear is gone,
so Christopher stir the shit for her.

1309
01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:09,280
[LAUGHING]

1310
01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:11,450
But soon, we be back on tops.

1311
01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:14,450
We get new fans and new smiles

1312
01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:16,580
and big money raise, too!

1313
01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:18,040
Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!

1314
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,330
Oi, oi, oi!

1315
01:15:46,070 --> 01:15:47,400
[CAR HORN HONKING]

1316
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:48,740
[PHONE RINGING]

1317
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:52,240
Hello?

1318
01:15:52,450 --> 01:15:55,030
[MAN] Hello?
Am I speaking with Marla Lewan?

1319
01:15:55,990 --> 01:15:57,700
- Yes.
- I'm sorry to tell you this,

1320
01:15:57,790 --> 01:15:59,540
but there's been an accident.

1321
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,870
[JAN] Marla, I so sorry.

1322
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:03,960
[MUTTERS]

1323
01:16:05,420 --> 01:16:07,250
- It should be me.
- [MARLA SNIFFLES]

1324
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:09,880
[JAN] I wish was me.

1325
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:12,220
Is all because me.

1326
01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:15,550
Jan, please don't say that.
It's not your fault.

1327
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,720
You weren't even driving. [SNIFFLES]

1328
01:16:17,810 --> 01:16:20,310
You had to take him on tour.

1329
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:23,980
- Ma...
- She right. Why I take him?

1330
01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:27,610
I put my little boy on life support.

1331
01:16:36,990 --> 01:16:39,290
Jan... how's he doing?

1332
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,830
If he dies, I die.

1333
01:16:41,910 --> 01:16:44,210
- I kill myself.
- Don't say that.

1334
01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:48,210
- Is all my fault.
- No.

1335
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:49,840
- Yes, Mickey.
- No.

1336
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:53,010
- Mickey, I do bad things.
- We all do bad things.

1337
01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:55,340
I do worse.

1338
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,970
I cheated on my wife.

1339
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:02,730
With Barb.

1340
01:17:06,940 --> 01:17:08,900
- With Barb?
- I had to end it.

1341
01:17:08,980 --> 01:17:11,150
I didn't like the things she was saying
about you.

1342
01:17:12,110 --> 01:17:14,360
Barb hates me,
and Barb is right to hate me.

1343
01:17:14,910 --> 01:17:16,450
- I am bad man.
- That's not true.

1344
01:17:16,530 --> 01:17:18,200
No, Mickey, is true.

1345
01:17:18,870 --> 01:17:20,950
I do bad. I need to be punished.

1346
01:17:21,330 --> 01:17:23,830
So God is punishing me by hurting David.

1347
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:28,000
But I beg you, God...

1348
01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:31,100
[VOICE QUAVERS]
Do anything you want to me.

1349
01:17:31,170 --> 01:17:34,340
Punish me the worst,
but let my little boy live.

1350
01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:36,260
[SOBBING]

1351
01:17:40,310 --> 01:17:42,020
- Sit down.
- No.

1352
01:17:42,930 --> 01:17:44,730
Mr. Lewan, remember me?

1353
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,520
Ron Edwards.

1354
01:17:58,910 --> 01:18:01,280
Marla, Marla! Is miracle!
God listened to me!

1355
01:18:01,370 --> 01:18:04,620
He punish me instead!
Finally, I gonna pay for my sins!

1356
01:18:04,710 --> 01:18:05,710
Is all be okay!

1357
01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:09,790
Mr. Lewan, you are under arrest
for multiple counts of fraud!

1358
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:13,380
[BARB] I knew it!
I knew you were up to something!

1359
01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:15,760
- [MARLA] What's going on?
- [MICKEY] You're a criminal?

1360
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,640
God is good. So good is God.
He hear me, Marla!

1361
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:20,680
- He hear my prayer.
- Who is it?

1362
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,010
God! What do you mean who is?
God! God!

1363
01:18:23,100 --> 01:18:25,350
- I get to pay!
- [MARLA] Where are you taking him?

1364
01:18:25,430 --> 01:18:27,100
I believed in you! I defended you!

1365
01:18:27,190 --> 01:18:29,750
- [MARLA] What are you doing?
- I broke up with Barb because of you!

1366
01:18:29,770 --> 01:18:31,820
- What?
- I told you, Mickey!

1367
01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:35,070
- I told you he was feeding you a lie!
- You were right, Barb! You were right!

1368
01:18:35,150 --> 01:18:37,110
It's okay. Listen... Oh! My boy!

1369
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,530
Look at my boy's eyes! Look!

1370
01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:40,120
- [MARLA] David!
- [JAN] I told you!

1371
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,700
Those filing cabinets said it all!

1372
01:18:42,780 --> 01:18:44,750
[MARLA] Ma, what are you talking about?

1373
01:18:44,910 --> 01:18:46,290
My life is a lie!

1374
01:18:46,370 --> 01:18:48,500
[BARB]
I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg!

1375
01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:51,750
[MICKEY] You're a bullshit artist
and a liar! You cooked the books!

1376
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:55,340
[MARLA] Jan, will you come back here
and just tell me what's going on?

1377
01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:58,180
It's okay, Marla! Our boy will live!

1378
01:18:58,260 --> 01:19:02,390
I love you, David! Your father love you!

1379
01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:07,770
Today, polka king Jan Lewan
began his five-year prison sentence.

1380
01:19:08,230 --> 01:19:12,060
In a tearful apology, Lewan pled guilty
to running a Ponzi scheme

1381
01:19:12,150 --> 01:19:14,780
that targeted the elderly in 14 states.

1382
01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:17,110
Dozens of seniors showed up
at the sentencing

1383
01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:19,450
to angrily condemn Lewan in court.

1384
01:19:19,530 --> 01:19:21,200
Jan Lewan wiped us out.

1385
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,620
[MICKEY]
A lot of people like the Mitsubishi.

1386
01:19:24,030 --> 01:19:26,080
Me, personally, I'm a Sony guy.

1387
01:19:26,620 --> 01:19:31,170
Highest resolution,
S-VHS connector, best-in-class audio.

1388
01:19:31,630 --> 01:19:34,670
They all look the same to me.
Which one's the cheapest?

1389
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:37,920
[SIGHS]

1390
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:39,920
That one.

1391
01:19:40,220 --> 01:19:42,260
[GATE RATTLES, SLAMS]

1392
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:47,390
♪ Let's go to Hawaii
Where the palm trees sway ♪

1393
01:19:47,970 --> 01:19:50,730
♪ Let's put polka bubbles in the wine ♪

1394
01:19:51,810 --> 01:19:55,820
♪ They'll teach us
How to hula the Hawaiian way ♪

1395
01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:58,690
♪ We'll teach them
How to polka two-four time ♪

1396
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:05,530
[JAN] People not so nice here.

1397
01:20:05,910 --> 01:20:08,200
Lots of people hating me, I think.

1398
01:20:08,790 --> 01:20:10,070
Even Mickey sent me hate letter.

1399
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,170
But, you know,
I taking every day by the day.

1400
01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:13,670
You tell me about you.

1401
01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:15,540
I stopped using my cane.

1402
01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:18,630
That is best news! You... oh!

1403
01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:20,170
[HANDSET CLICKS]

1404
01:20:22,130 --> 01:20:23,800
- [DIAL TONE SOUNDS]
- [PHONE BEEPS]

1405
01:20:29,770 --> 01:20:32,270
Excuse me? I have problem.

1406
01:20:32,350 --> 01:20:35,190
I am very scared of my roommate.

1407
01:20:35,270 --> 01:20:36,980
He just came from solitary.

1408
01:20:37,070 --> 01:20:38,320
- Walker?
- Yeah.

1409
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,320
[GUARD] Yeah, you stay outta his way.

1410
01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:44,530
I think is mistake
that I am in same room with this man.

1411
01:20:44,610 --> 01:20:47,120
I never kill nobody or even punch a face.

1412
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:50,290
Whatever you did, it must've been
pretty bad if you ended up in here.

1413
01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:53,460
[JAN] So I stuck in room with crazy man.

1414
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:58,630
But what am I do? I put myself here,
place for the bad people.

1415
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:02,840
[JAN SCREAMING]

1416
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:05,970
[JAN] But I thinking of you, Marla.

1417
01:21:06,550 --> 01:21:07,640
Of you and David.

1418
01:21:08,470 --> 01:21:10,520
How I still want to give you everything.

1419
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:13,020
It keep me alive.

1420
01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:16,350
Ugh! Jan...

1421
01:21:17,730 --> 01:21:19,900
And in the end, I think is good.

1422
01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:22,860
Is good thing,
having throat slit by crazy man.

1423
01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:24,780
What? Why, Jan?

1424
01:21:24,860 --> 01:21:28,370
Because, now,
everybody here so nice to me.

1425
01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:31,370
Everybody say I am badass
with prison cred.

1426
01:21:31,450 --> 01:21:34,460
[MARLA] Ugh! I can't believe they put you
in the cell with that lunatic.

1427
01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:35,960
That is the real crime here.

1428
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:41,050
Whole system is pretty fucked up.

1429
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,300
Well, believe it or not,
my mother sends her love. [SNICKERS]

1430
01:21:45,380 --> 01:21:47,340
- What? To me?
- I know.

1431
01:21:47,930 --> 01:21:49,010
She's a real piece of work.

1432
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:52,850
The most amazing thing happened
at the supermarket.

1433
01:21:55,980 --> 01:21:58,900
[ANITA] We heard the good news.

1434
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,730
I don't know what you're talking about.

1435
01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:03,360
- Jan.
- [ANITA] Mm.

1436
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:05,610
[CHUCKLES]

1437
01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:07,780
Too bad they didn't finish the job.

1438
01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:09,530
Oh!

1439
01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:11,240
Ed, do something!

1440
01:22:11,870 --> 01:22:15,290
- [ANITA] Ooh! You assaulted us!
- [BARB] Nobody forced you!

1441
01:22:15,370 --> 01:22:17,140
- [ANITA] We'll call the police!
- [BARB] You invested

1442
01:22:17,170 --> 01:22:18,830
because you were greedy!

1443
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:22,250
How could some cut-rate polka musician

1444
01:22:22,340 --> 01:22:26,010
give you 12%
when the bank only gives you three?

1445
01:22:26,090 --> 01:22:29,800
[SCREAMING]
You were greedy! Greedy, greedy, greedy!

1446
01:22:29,890 --> 01:22:32,560
You only have yourselves to blame!

1447
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:35,390
There's something very wrong with you!

1448
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:38,650
[SCREAMS] I still got my money!

1449
01:22:38,730 --> 01:22:40,310
[ANITA] Ed, go, go, go!

1450
01:22:40,940 --> 01:22:42,570
- What is she... Oh!
- [ED] Oh, my...

1451
01:22:42,650 --> 01:22:43,690
[ED AND ANITA YELL]

1452
01:22:45,530 --> 01:22:46,860
[ED] Maniac!

1453
01:22:48,070 --> 01:22:51,780
Finally, Mama defend me!
That is so good news!

1454
01:22:51,870 --> 01:22:52,950
[CHUCKLES]

1455
01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:55,410
Yeah, you always said
she'd like you eventually.

1456
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:58,870
So, good keep coming
from this slit throat.

1457
01:23:02,210 --> 01:23:05,210
There's something else
that I wanted to talk to you about.

1458
01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:08,470
Okay.

1459
01:23:08,550 --> 01:23:09,840
[SIGHS]

1460
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:11,680
It's been hard.

1461
01:23:12,850 --> 01:23:13,850
Real hard.

1462
01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:16,100
And not just having no money, but...

1463
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,190
people think that I knew about you
and your investments.

1464
01:23:21,270 --> 01:23:24,860
You don't know anything. I barely know!
[SCOFFS]

1465
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:27,900
But you did know.

1466
01:23:31,110 --> 01:23:32,110
You did.

1467
01:23:37,540 --> 01:23:40,540
And maybe then, so I'm just a fool.

1468
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,920
But... I wanted to believe
in all of the good things.

1469
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:48,840
And I...

1470
01:23:50,180 --> 01:23:51,800
I wanted to believe in you...

1471
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,010
because I love you.

1472
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,470
[MARLA SIGHS, SNIFFLES]

1473
01:23:57,930 --> 01:24:00,310
But I don't think
that I can ever trust you again.

1474
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,270
- I need to move on with my life.
- No. No.

1475
01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:08,490
No, I win you back.
You will trust me again.

1476
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:12,320
I will always, always be a friend to you.

1477
01:24:12,410 --> 01:24:13,950
No! I don't want friend!

1478
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,830
I'm sorry, but I don't wanna be
Mrs. Jan Lewan anymore.

1479
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:30,340
Is official.

1480
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:32,300
I lose everything.

1481
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:36,550
[SOBS] I'm so sorry.

1482
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:39,680
I sorry, too.

1483
01:25:02,910 --> 01:25:03,910
Tyrone.

1484
01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:05,710
So long.

1485
01:25:05,790 --> 01:25:07,250
[MAN CHUCKLES]

1486
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,420
Applesauce.

1487
01:25:10,260 --> 01:25:11,630
So long.

1488
01:25:11,710 --> 01:25:14,220
Be good, Polka Man.
I'll see you at the Grammys.

1489
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:15,760
Learn a lot from you.

1490
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:21,220
Hey, Jan. You need a ride someplace?

1491
01:25:22,730 --> 01:25:25,440
No, is good. I take the bus.

1492
01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:27,520
Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!

1493
01:25:27,610 --> 01:25:29,480
Hi, hi, hi!

1494
01:25:32,530 --> 01:25:34,530
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

1495
01:25:43,370 --> 01:25:44,370
[HORN HONKS]

1496
01:25:46,370 --> 01:25:47,540
You come!

1497
01:25:47,630 --> 01:25:49,500
[JAN LAUGHING]

1498
01:25:50,590 --> 01:25:52,920
I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't get off work till three.

1499
01:25:53,010 --> 01:25:54,340
My boy...

1500
01:25:55,260 --> 01:25:58,510
Is good you such hard worker. [CHUCKLES]

1501
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,440
Mickey.

1502
01:26:12,030 --> 01:26:13,030
Hey, Jan.

1503
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:16,610
[SNIFFLES]

1504
01:26:17,070 --> 01:26:18,070
I'm sorry.

1505
01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:21,200
I never came to see you.

1506
01:26:22,540 --> 01:26:24,000
I turned my back on you.

1507
01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:25,960
You here now, Mickey.

1508
01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:27,960
Been a bad friend.

1509
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,000
Is America.

1510
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,420
We all get second chance.

1511
01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:48,270
Oh...

1512
01:26:49,730 --> 01:26:50,900
Is heaven, Mickey.

1513
01:26:52,150 --> 01:26:54,110
Is absolute heaven!

1514
01:26:55,780 --> 01:26:57,030
I gonna play this.

1515
01:26:57,110 --> 01:26:58,200
What is it?

1516
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,700
Is going-away present
from my music circle.

1517
01:27:01,740 --> 01:27:03,910
They all do murders, so never get out.

1518
01:27:03,990 --> 01:27:05,700
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1519
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,670
♪ With tears in my eyes ♪

1520
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:10,250
♪ I left my Polish home ♪

1521
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,590
♪ Two suitcases packed ♪

1522
01:27:12,670 --> 01:27:14,460
♪ With everything I own ♪

1523
01:27:14,550 --> 01:27:18,840
♪ America, the money tree
This was my only goal ♪

1524
01:27:18,930 --> 01:27:23,010
♪ And for this, I will work
Body, heart, mind, and soul ♪

1525
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:24,640
♪ But I made miscalculation ♪

1526
01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,980
♪ Brought trial and tribulation ♪

1527
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:31,190
♪ I say prayers of contrition
Lord, I need a better mission ♪

1528
01:27:31,270 --> 01:27:33,270
♪ I lived the vida loca ♪

1529
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:35,020
♪ But now I'm rapping polka ♪

1530
01:27:35,110 --> 01:27:37,440
You can feel it, don't you?

1531
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,950
Is good sound, no?

1532
01:27:40,030 --> 01:27:41,760
- That's awesome, Pop.
- [MICKEY] Yeah, yeah.

1533
01:27:41,780 --> 01:27:44,700
All it needs is a trumpet here and there
and a little...

1534
01:27:45,740 --> 01:27:46,740
pizzazz.

1535
01:27:47,910 --> 01:27:49,580
[LAUGHS]

1536
01:27:49,660 --> 01:27:51,580
Ah, yes.

1537
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,380
Could be big famous.

1538
01:28:02,050 --> 01:28:03,930
♪ With tears in my eyes ♪

1539
01:28:04,010 --> 01:28:05,850
♪ I left my Polish home ♪

1540
01:28:05,930 --> 01:28:07,810
♪ Two suitcases packed ♪

1541
01:28:07,890 --> 01:28:09,890
♪ With everything I own ♪

1542
01:28:09,980 --> 01:28:13,600
♪ America, the money tree
This was my only goal ♪

1543
01:28:13,690 --> 01:28:15,730
♪ And for this I will work ♪

1544
01:28:15,820 --> 01:28:17,980
♪ Body, heart, mind and soul ♪

1545
01:28:18,070 --> 01:28:21,200
♪ I dreamed that everyone in Vegas
By now will know my name ♪

1546
01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:25,450
♪ In Chicago and Cleveland
I will have great fame ♪

1547
01:28:25,530 --> 01:28:28,870
♪ In Big Apple
You will see my smiling face ♪

1548
01:28:28,950 --> 01:28:31,040
♪ From Central Park, Soho ♪

1549
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:32,710
♪ Even in Park Place ♪

1550
01:28:32,790 --> 01:28:34,540
♪ When I got to the States ♪

1551
01:28:34,630 --> 01:28:36,750
♪ I formed a polka band ♪

1552
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,960
♪ We started in dance halls ♪

1553
01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:41,630
♪ Toured by bus across the land ♪

1554
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:45,470
♪ I never lost my dream
Of being a big star ♪

1555
01:28:45,550 --> 01:28:49,810
♪ I pursued it everywhere
Here, there, near, far, hey! ♪

1556
01:28:49,890 --> 01:28:53,730
♪ But with revelation
Came trial and tribulation ♪

1557
01:28:53,810 --> 01:28:57,730
♪ But I stayed in meditation
Overcome my situation ♪

1558
01:28:57,820 --> 01:29:01,650
♪ You can say I did it all
They wanted to see me fall ♪

1559
01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:05,660
♪ I've been locked behind the walls
But still, I standing tall ♪

1560
01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:07,910
♪ I have lived the vida loca ♪

1561
01:29:07,990 --> 01:29:10,160
♪ But now I'm rapping polka ♪

1562
01:29:20,170 --> 01:29:23,760
♪ With hard work and luck
I made it really big ♪

1563
01:29:24,260 --> 01:29:27,680
♪ Playing my polka music
At every major gig ♪

1564
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:31,720
♪ Everyone in Sheboygan
Was singing my polka songs ♪

1565
01:29:31,810 --> 01:29:35,560
♪ But I never realized things
Could go so very wrong ♪

1566
01:29:36,190 --> 01:29:39,820
♪ Listen to my story
To the tale that I relate ♪

1567
01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:44,150
♪ So you and your loved ones
May escape my awful fate, hey! ♪

1568
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:47,990
♪ But with revelation
Came trial and tribulation ♪

1569
01:29:48,070 --> 01:29:51,950
♪ But I stayed in meditation
Overcome my situation ♪

1570
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:54,210
♪ You can say I did it all ♪

1571
01:29:54,290 --> 01:29:56,040
♪ They wanted to see me fall ♪

1572
01:29:56,120 --> 01:30:00,170
♪ I've been locked behind the walls
But still, I standing tall ♪

1573
01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:04,470
♪ I done lived the vida loca
But now I rapping polka ♪

1574
01:30:04,550 --> 01:30:06,840
♪ You can feel it, don't you? ♪

1575
01:30:06,930 --> 01:30:11,100
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1576
01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:14,930
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1577
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:18,980
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1578
01:30:19,060 --> 01:30:22,070
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪

1579
01:30:22,150 --> 01:30:23,230
Yo!

1580
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:27,070
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1581
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:30,950
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1582
01:30:31,030 --> 01:30:35,160
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1583
01:30:35,250 --> 01:30:39,750
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪
Yeah! Whoo!

1584
01:30:39,830 --> 01:30:41,670
[WHOOPING]

1585
01:30:43,710 --> 01:30:47,220
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1586
01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:51,300
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪

1587
01:30:51,390 --> 01:30:55,600
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪
Whoo-hoo!

1588
01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:57,770
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪

1589
01:30:57,850 --> 01:30:58,850
Ho!

1590
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:01,110
♪ That's my polka rap! ♪

1591
01:31:05,110 --> 01:31:06,110
Ho!

1592
01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:11,780
♪ For happiness and health ♪

1593
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:15,540
♪ For family and wealth ♪

1594
01:31:16,330 --> 01:31:21,880
♪ Dziekuje, thank you so much, Jesus ♪

1595
01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:25,800
♪ In sunny days or rain ♪

1596
01:31:26,510 --> 01:31:29,590
♪ In times of joy or pain ♪

1597
01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:37,060
♪ Dziekuje, thank you so much, Jesus ♪

1598
01:31:37,810 --> 01:31:40,810
♪ I always feel your love ♪

1599
01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:44,570
♪ You give direction from above ♪

1600
01:31:44,650 --> 01:31:46,650
♪ Dziekuje ♪

1601
01:31:47,150 --> 01:31:54,120
♪ Thank you so much, Lord ♪