Cancer Awareness Statuses

Okay Guys,
You may have noticed that the ladies have been running a Breast awareness campaign that involves setting there status to odd things like, the color of their bra, they are a number of weeks pregnant with weird cravings, or they are suddenly going out of town for a number of months. They try to keep this a 'girls only' secret and they claim it's to promote breast cancer awareness, but I think they have missed the mark. Let the guys show the ladies how to execute a cancer awareness campaign and how better than to make it cancer related. Do NOT tell any females what the statuses mean...keep them guessing!! And please copy and paste (in a message) this to all your friends! It's time to confuse the ladies (not that it's really that hard to do ;]).  I know many of you do not have the stomach to play along, but those who do can really make an impact on cancer awareness. The idea is to choose the month you were born and the day you were born. Pass this on to the GUYS ONLY and let’s see how far it reaches around.

Your status should say: "The doc says its ____________ and I have about _________ months."

The day you were born should be for how many months you have.

January - Lung cancer
February - Prostate cancer
March - Colon cancer
April - Rectal cancer
May - Pancreatic cancer
June - Leukemia
July - Non-Hodgkin lymphoma
August - Liver cancer
September - Esophageal cancer
October - Bladder Cancer
November - Kidney Cancer
December - Melanoma