Fluttermom Bit 1 AiE

>You sat on the couch scratching your balls like a man
"Man...I haven't done shit"
>You fart and relax
"It's like I'm on a vacation except lost on some land filled with ponies a wierd one trying to be my mom"
>You scratched and sniffed to smell the prize
>Suddenly your gross ritual was interrupted by a flying carrot
"The fuck? Where the hell that came from"
>You look around and spot the culprit
>Angel. You remember when Fluttershy introduced you to him. He is a Class S dick head that doesn't like you for some reason
"Alright shit head, Fluttershy isn't here to stop me from ki-SHIT"
>You ducked behind the couch as that little fucker shot another carrot at you with his tiny bow
>The wall already had two stuck into it
"ARE YOU CRAZY? Fluttershy is going to get mad at the fact YOUR shooting carrots into her wall. Damn how sharp are they?"
>For the next hour Rambo bunny shot carrots cut into the shape of arrows at you
>He finally shot his last one
"Okay you little prick, why the hell did you fire deadly food at me?"
>His response was to point a photo
>A photo of him and Fluttershy
"Oh so your jealous?"
>Demon bunny gave a hard nod
"Listen it ain't my fault she dumped you, and I'm just her son Just chill"
>The little shit hopped over and kicked you in the shin
"Ow you sonuva-"
>The door opened and a pink hair peaked out
>Fuck
"Okay listen no Angel..."
>The little cunt ran off
"Fuck. Me"
>Yeah this mess of carrots being stuck to things will be hard to explain
>Flutteryshy: "Anon! What happened here?"
"Curse you Angel"