Send for Shurima

Y'all shovelin' sand by the kiddie pool,
But we built the first wall and WE made it cool
Azir, what you doing? You know you're not the OG bird
I was here 5 years before you dragged yourself here
If bird is the word, then I wrote the book
On how to be fly, with the avian look
What, you can build a wall on a 140 second cooldown?
Good for you, I can do that in 17 seconds clown.
And Taliyah, don't even get me started on you
You throw rocks for a living? What's that supposed to do?
But Rammus, c'mon you're the worst of them all
You've been played so little I'm beginning to bawl
Wow, you can roly poly? Well isn't that cute
But you're just OK. And that's absolute.
Rock loses to paper, while ice beats the heat
With a clink in my drink and sand under my feet.
It's clear as a glacier which substance is better:
The desert's a killer, the ice a refresher
-Team Freljord