Regeni: Find a test subject

-- nascentMetalog [NM] began trolling mobileHaunter [MH] at 21:53 --
NM: i h∞r y0u want pr0gress updates 0n rectifying the sit∞ti∞n.
MH: y-es, th-at w-o-uld b-e h-elpf-ul
MH: L-al-a-os -is w-ork-ing -on s-om-eth-ing, -i th-ink
NM: yes, we're w0rking t0gether 0n this.
MH: g-o-od
MH: h-as sh-e m-ent-i-on-ed m-e
NM: n0t much.
NM: just 0nce 0r twice.
MH: sh-es -angry -at wh-o -iv-e b-ec-om-e.
MH: b-ut.
MH: -its m-e, n-ow
NM: y∞, s0?
MH: sh-e d-o-esnt l-ik-e -it
MH: -its f-uck-ing p-o-intl-ess l-ik-e -ev-eryth-ing -els-e
NM: pr0bably.
NM: d∞sn't m∞n we can't give it 0ur best sh0t.
MH: w-er-e -all d-o-om-ed th-o-ugh
MH: b-ec-a-us-e -i scr-ew-ed -up
MH: -ev-eryth-ing
NM: i d0n't think s0.
NM: at the very l∞st, this is what was supp0sed t0 happen.
MH: wh-at m-ak-es y-o-u s-ay th-at
NM: i th∞ght i t0ld every0ne.
MH: n-o, y-o-u d-id n-ot t-ell m-e
MH: -alth-o-ugh -i -und-erst-and
MH: -ev-ery-on-e h-at-es m-e
NM: well, i can see d∞med timelines.
NM: this isn't 0ne.
MH: h-ow c-an y-o-u s-e-e th-e d-o-om-ed t-im-el-in-es wh-en -im th-e h-e-ir -of DOOM
NM: they enter the v∞d when they are finished.
NM: and they ech0.
MH: F-in-e
MH: s-o th-is s-int d-o-om-ed, d-o-esnt m-e-an w-e c-ant -all d-i-e
NM: apparently y0u f0rg0t y0u can't die.
MH: th-er-e -ar-e w-ors-e th-ings th-an d-e-ath, t-o-o
MH: -i st-ill f-e-el p-a-in
MH: -and h-av-ing my r-ipp-ed -up f-ac-e r-em-a-in d-idnt h-elp th-e pr-oc-ess
MH: -im -imm-ort-al -and -in c-onst-ant p-a-in
NM: there are w0rse things than p∞n.
MH: l-ik-e wh-at?
NM: i see n0thing. then i see all 0f us die. d0 y0u have any id∞ what infinite n0thingness l∞ks like?
MH: w-ell -iv-e d-i-ed
MH: s-o
MH: y-es
NM: s0meh0w, i d∞bt that.
NM: y∞'re still sane.
MH: Y-o-u s-e-em s-an-e -en-o-ugh
NM: that's 0nly bec∞se my status as the s∞r of v∞d prevents it.
NM: and it d∞sn't s0 much prevent as reverse.
MH: pr-ev-ent -as r-ev-ers-e?
MH: f-uck-ing phr-as-e th-at b-ett-er?
NM: i d0 g0 insane.
NM: then i get dragged back.
MH: -i s-e-e
NM: ...that's all?
MH: y-ep
NM: in that case, i sh∞ld g0 int0 m0re det∞l.
MH: -oh g-o -ah-e-ad
MH: w-e h-av-e -all th-e t-im-e -in th-e w-orld n-ow
MH: -all th-e f-uck-ing t-im-e
NM: every few minutes, i get sucked int0 a v0rtex 0f s∞nd. acc0mpanying it is flashes 0f false pr0phecy, m0ving t00 q∞ckly t0 decipher. my mind shatters, and is f0rcibly reb∞lt, ever s0 slightly askew.
MH: th-at s-ucks
MH: -al-ot
MH: wh-o-op d-e f-uck-ing d-o-o
NM: that d∞sn't even begin t0 c0ver it.
MH: w-ell th-ats gr-e-at th-en
MH: s-orry
MH: f-or -all y-o-ur-e f-uck-ing g-o-ing thr-o-ugh
NM: why are y0u s0rry?
NM: it's n0t like it's y∞r f∞lt.
MH: -im s-arc-ast-ic
NM: it's nice h0w that sh0ws thr∞gh text.
MH: h-ah-a
MH: f-unny :|
NM: thank y0u f0r helping me understand.
MH: y-o-u'r-e w-elc-om-e
MH: -and by th-e w-ay
MH: th-at w-as -als-o s-arc-asm
NM: y0u d0n't understand what i'm thanking y0u f0r, d0 y0u?
MH: n-op-e, -and -i d-ont c-ar-e
NM: well, c0ngratulat∞ns.
NM: y∞'ve managed t0 make me hate s0m∞ne m0re than myself.
MH: -o-oh, m-or-e h-at-e
MH: gr-e-at
NM: what, d0 y0u n0t like hate?
MH: n-o -im -all f-or -it
MH: b-ut -ev-ery-on-e h-at-es m-e n-ow
NM: well that's g∞d. bec∞se it d∞sn't s∞m like that's g∞ng t0 change any time s∞n.
MH: wh-o-opd fd-e f-uck-ing d-o-o, -ag-a-in
NM: s0, just h0w lucky are y0u f∞ling right n0w?
MH: n-ot -at -all
NM: that's g∞d
NM: i've b∞n w∞ting f0r an 0pp0rtunity t0 test s0mething.
MH: wh-at
MH: -if y-o-ur-e m-ak-ing m-e -ins-an-e
MH: d-ont
NM: why?
MH: -i c-an d-is-ent-egr-at-e -ev-eryth-ing
NM: that will be a m∞t p∞nt, bec∞se that's n0t what i want t0 test.
MH: wh-at -is -it th-en
NM: 0r at l∞st, it's n0t all i want t0 test.
NM: with luck, y0u w0n't have time.
MH: wh-at?
MH: n-o
MH: n-o dr-iv-ing m-e -ins-an-e
MH: d-ont y-o-u f-uck-ing d-ar-e
NM: y0u say that as if y0u have a say in the matter.
MH: f-uck.
NM: i plan t0 bring y0u back anyways.
MH: -and -if y-o-u f-a-il y-o-uv-e,
MH: w-ell
MH: DOOMED -us -all
NM: and if i d0 f∞l, it will be a d∞med timeline.
MH: g-o th-en
MH: y-o-ur-e g-onn-a -anyw-ays
NM: 0f c∞rse i am.
NM: i supp0se that wasn't t00 bad f0r a first eff0rt.
MH: w-ell
MH: -i -av-o-id-ed d-est-oy-ing my c-omp-ut-er, s-o -i g-u-ess th-ats f-uck-ing fn-at-ast-ic
NM: yes, that w∞ld be bad.
MH: w-ell
MH: -ar-e w-e d-on-e?
NM: sure.
MH: by-e.
-- nascentMetalog [NM] gave up trolling mobileHaunter [MH] at 22:39 --