AiE Super Jail parodies

Oh, Life on the farm t'ain't what it used to be.
Y'know, the world's gone crazy,
and it ain't safe on the trees.
Well, it's a drag, I know,
there's only one place to go.
Pony, back where I come from,
I'm comin' home.

Oh, Life on the moon ain't what it used to be.
Y'know, princess Luna gone crazy,
and she'll kick you for a bit of peace.
Oh, it's a drag, I know,
there's only one place to go.
Pony, back where I come from,
I'm comin' home.

(Hey, Anon, I got an idea.
I know a way we can get outta here.
You know that library room in guard tower four?
Well, there's a tile that goes right through the floor.
We'll be in P0nyville in a week and a half,
and we can just sit back and laugh.)

Oh, yeah!

Well, lights out, baby.
Yeah, it looks like the end for me.
Last dance comin',
it's the Scootaloo with rice and beans.
Well, it's a drag, I know,
but everybody's gotta go.
They're waitin' for me down below,
I'm comin' home.

Oh, yeah,
I'm comin' home.

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Oh, Life in the town ain't what it used to be.
Y'know, the mare's gone crazy,
and it ain't safe on the streets.
Well, it's a drag, I know,
there's only one place to go.
Pony, back door where I come,
I'm bonin' pones.

Oh, Life in the castle ain't what it used to be.
Y'know, Molestia gets soupy,
and she'll suck you for a little tease.
Oh, it's a drag, I know,
there's only one place to go.
Pony, back door where I come,
I'm bonin' pones.

(Hey, Anon, I got an idea.
I know a way we can get in her rear.
You know that dressin' room in Raritys store?
Well, there's a hole that goes right through the door.
We'll be in her asshole for a week and a half,
and we can just sit back and laugh.)

Oh, yeah!

Well, pullin' out, baby.
Yeah, it looks like the end for me.
Last time comin',
it's the big buttplug with lube and beads.
Well, it's a drag, I know,
but everybody's gotta bone.
They're waitin' for me down below,
I'm bonin' pones.

Oh, yeah,
I'm bonin' pones.