random wake-up struggle bus neko script

babe, it's time to get up. I know it's early, but you promised you would go with me on my morning run. You told me you would yesterday! Yea, I *was* petting you, does that really matter? D-do you not remember agreeing? Are you seriously telling me that you
what phrase do I use? I mean:
-lose conciousness
- become placid
- can't think
- aren't aware

when i'm scratching your ears? *Really*? God, I feel like a drug dealer, now. Cause apparently I've been getting you high as a kite this whole time.

Well, you agreed, so you're going to do it. No, no whining. you're going, as soon as I-- don't wrap your legs around me! *trying to resist the cuteness* Don't nuzzle into my chest; don't make those really cute chirping sounds you make when you're happy. God, you are an annoying little shit-muffin this morning, aren't you?

You aren't supposed to agree with that, you know?


You know, I *did* buy some salmon as a reward for if you went with me, but *someone* found it and *ate* it yesterday.

Well, you ate your treat, so you should do what it was intended for.

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some more arguing, eventually speaker gives in and agrees to not force listener to go with them. they still refuse
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how long is too long for me to be gone? 30 seconds? You know, when I initially said I wanted you to tell me when you needed attention, I thought it would be like "hey, can I have a hug?", "hey, can you scratch my ears a little?" and not "I'm going to glomp onto you every single night and prevent you from leaving until I've had enough snuggles."

Listener blows rasperry

Yea? *blows rasperry* // *blows rasperry again*

listener squeezes you, slight moan
hey, that's not fair... you know I can't resist when you *rising inflection as listener squeezes you again* squeeze me!

oh my god! you are *such* a *needy* little baby!

you know, you're not as fun when you're asleep. You're too clear headed. Yea, I know, weird. But, it's mostly because you're not actually aware enough to get embarassed by my teasing.
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yes, you're still a good boy; aw, were you worried?

you want me to wrap my arms around your waist? Okay.
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rolls listener out of bed onto floor
HA, you're out of bed. Now guess who's going for a run? Guess who else is going for a run? Guess who's going to get punished if they keep being a stubborn shit-muffin?

not the answer I was looking for, but given that I rolled you out of bed like the WWE, I think it's fair. Come on, then, buddy; let's go run.