16:05 GC letting it play while i complain about smash
16:06 ingaluboi its so cute
16:06 ingaluboi i love
16:08 GC anyways uh samus being super sexualised in brawl is one of the things that basically ended metroid for quite some time because of metroid other m and whatnot. even like the model for samus returns is significantly more form-fitting/thinner than the sprites from the earlier 2d titles. when they were talking about samus returns right before release, they said in their nintendo direct and i quote "metroid fans and super smash bros fans will want to listen to this announcement!". i was seething. because now nintendo knows that some poeple only like samus for her portrayal in smash
16:08 GC also like...most metroid fanwork is smash crossover stuff now. i mean i dont even carea bout that really but out of curiosity i checked like what fanfics and stuff were written for metroid once
16:08 GC and like
16:08 GC 90% of them are smash crossover
16:08 GC most of it f/f
16:08 GC but like
16:09 GC i just..............................hmm
16:09 ingaluboi wow
16:09 ingaluboi bad
16:09 ingaluboi i hate samus's no suit design
16:09 GC we will never get rid of the zero suit because so many horny boys play smash and use zero suit samus
16:09 GC like
16:09 ingaluboi but i like using it b/c it's lightweight
16:09 ingaluboi ri p
16:09 GC yeah metroid always sexualised samus in the pervious games! im not saying they didnt, but the sexualised was basically limited to the win screen
16:10 GC sexualisation*
16:10 GC now they advertise their metroid games specifically to smash bros fans as well so they have to show off samus and like...in samus returns her zero suit model includes heels and shit and i just
16:10 GC rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
16:11 GC it's smash that introduced the super sexualised zero suit like goddamn it was bad enough in zero mission which can die and i hate it but then smash gave her massive heels and i just
16:11 GC Photos
16:12 GC i wouldnt care except for the fact that theyre literally advertising their metroid games to those horny boys who know samus from smash. goddamn
16:12 GC on the bright side it made me get so gud at samus returns so that i could stop dying and see the ugly fucking zero suit design (which pops up every time you die)
16:12 ingaluboi i hate the heels so much
16:12 GC but the fact that they felt the need to trim down her suit design instead of how she looked in metroid prime and shit. i just. die
16:13 ingaluboi everything is about sexualization
16:16 GC anyways thats my personal grudge against smash
16:16 ingaluboi makes sense
16:16 GC also yeah they have too many people from fire emblem