Episode 35

 episode 35) The Long Awaited Return!

	For 3,000 years I have slumbered well more like 3 months… Anyways for 3 months the Faction Chronicles have been in a little hiatus due to the super popular Resident Roleplay a DND Style RP based on the Resident Evil series, and if you’re interested in some pretty Dank Roleplaying I’ll give it a watch my Boi Raph or Loryn uploads them to their YouTube channel so give it a look! Just do it you know you want to join the P^2 Family surrender your souls to us so we can reach the Final Ascension and become Gods over you mortal swine! Another reason for the hiatus is that I was getting burnt out so a way to help reignite that fiery derpy passion for writing the series I took a break, but now I have returned my children!

*This is very important news Kori is still a Kawaii Cat Girl that is all…*

	Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles it’s been a long time since the last episode so I’ll try my best to remind you peeps what happened, last time Loryn was trying to complete his Gangster Mansion of Gangsters! But he was not the only trying to revamp his Casa my beloved son Doc is evolving his power has begun to surpass the Gods, earlier today he messaged me telling me he was going to invade and conquer SPACE! But the Gods have become jealous of his ever-growing power and are planning to strike him down! All the way downtown!

	But for today the Minecraft Universe has given Loryn a command to murder kill a tree but why is the game telling Lorny what to do what does it think it is? No one orders the Mafia Boss around, as Lorny went to kill a tree he discovered a fishy fish he jumped into the water and captured it for now on I shall call it Bob the Imprisoned Fishy Fish he got a sick achievement he has become a tactical fisherman. But there’s more the new 1.13 Aquatic update has been unleashed upon as all flooding the servers with new items, gear, and mobs how swimmingly cool, but with the new update, their mods like optic find no longer work.
Legends have spoken of a new specter mob that haunts a person who doesn’t go sleepy sleep how long does a person need to go without sleep before they encounter this mob is unknown, but Loryn is ready for a fight with it and will spend the night waiting until it appears so he can 1v1 to the Death… Deathmatch god I missed saying that!

	It seems my Son Doc has gotten a new skin no longer is he wearing the Mankini of the KappaPride he is wearing a full astronaut suit made from the threads of the Mankini one small step for derpy kind on giant leap for derpy kind, he looks pretty kewl I gotta say but I will miss the Mankini it was hot.. *Ahem* but not all is good for his Slave Golems have rebelled plunging his Country of Doctopia into a full Civil War things are not good thousands have died during this conflict, but there is a silver lining since he got a new space suit if things go south he can go north and by north I mean go to SPACE! In Space he will create the Doc Dynasty which may or may not get a TV show deal on the History Channel, still has more historical content than most of the shows on that channel!
Raph is a very happy Boi for the new update has new weapons and enchantments this is good for Raph’s Wallet for he can now sell these arms to warring Third World Countries I mean who needs food to feed your people when you can buy A+ Quality Arms from Raph's SSS Catalogue Volume Uno, but he needs to find them and do you know what this means Adventure Time!!! Dark_Breezy is a new homie to the Server Loryn the Genie then gave him the care package everyone gets when they enter the Server; they also get the copy of the P^2 Constitution but when he tried to leave Genie Mode he got timed out RIP the dream.

	The Server world is like a living creature and there are times when the number of Heretics get too damn high this results in extreme lag so in an attempt to cleanse itself of its impurities the Server purges all the Nonbelievers, and the Heretics this includes the men, the women, the children and the attack helicopters to permanent death…but to conduct the purge the Server kicks everyone out for it fears it might get judged and the Server is a judgment-free zone even though the nonbelievers were purged the lag still persists there must be more non-believers in the server quick sacrifice more virgins.
And speaking of unresolved plot points 3 months ago I wrote 2 one being an army of power armored knights hiding in Loryn’s basement, and Raph being Raph snapped by a crazy Super Villain wielding an army of holographic “ghosts”… Well, hopefully, I can continue these points tonight…

	Busting through the floors the army of Baby Knights survey the area seeing nothing out of the ordinary they begin to make their move upwards breaking down the walls they enter the Mansion, this took the Guards completely by surprise the initial Guards were slaughtered by the Baby Knights the alarm was sounded as the Mansion Guards go on the defense but they are outgunned their weapons not being able to penetrate the Baby Knight’s powered armor. The battle lasted an hour the Mansion Guards fought determinedly but were being slaughtered the Head of Security Mason ordered a retreat, and for them to take positions outside he has also sent out a general alert to the other bases nearby the Mansion for more reinforcements. Hearing the news Loryn quickly travels back to his home where he regains control of the situation he watches as the Baby Knights take defensive positions around his home how dare they, he thought he just got some fish for his pool he would not let them take that from him!

	He fears he doesn’t have the weapons to adequately pierce the Knights Armor he needs to wait for the heavy artillery to appear that’s going to take some time he thought to move the AT Guns, as well as any armored units here and the longer they wait it gives the enemy time to prepare their defenses and get reinforcements. On the other side of the world Raph is still being held prisoner by Projecta it’s been a few days since she has tortured him he is still being fed that’s good she must be busy with some project of hers, but he needs to escape for the last few days he has been planning his escape but he is too weak due to the injuries he sustained, as he lays on his bed staring at the ceiling his mind wonders back to that day the day he murdered his friend Projecto…

	Next time on the exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles his mansion being besieged by the forces of the Baby Knights Loryn attempts to regain control of his Casa, meanwhile Doc strikes back against the rebelling Golems calling themselves Men of Iron the newly Sentient Golems are fighting a war of freedom for their people, and lastly Raph begins to enact his escape plan from the Super Villain Projecta…