Apasher X Zfg

                                                       ~Apasher X Zfg~

  Well the day has come, the first time I will broadcast my stream to the world on twitch. I'm Apasher, and I plan on becoming the best Ocarina of Time 100% runner that has ever lived. It may take a while before because of a certain someone named zfg. He is considerably the best oot player that has ever lived. No one has ever been able to even come close to his 100% time of a 4:21:42, and the fabled 4:20:xx is right around the corner , but seeing that agdq and school is in the wakes for mr.zfg, I believe its time for a new hero to come into the light of the speedrunning community, someone to take down the giant monopoly that zfg has. First I decided to buy a dazzle just like the one cosmo uses for oot, that for sure is a good sign, I also bought a 1.0 cart from a friend, and i got plenty of n64 controllers from puncayshun, but they are a bit sticky, but I guess it doesn't really matter. Time to show the world what I'm made of!

  My first stream went so well, almost 16 hours of straight practice and runs! I got a 5:14 on my first run, and I had nearly 20 viewers, and I went to check the viewer list, and "he" was there, Why was zfg in my stream, he doesn't know who I am, he didn't even say hi to me either. What is his plan? Is he trying to steal strats from me? Well, whatever I can't make too many harsh assumptions maybe he just likes watching oot, but I'm still so happy about this first day it went so well. Hopefully next week goes even better.

  I woke up about 2 days later with a dm from zfg, I was in shock, what did he want? Maybe he wanted to ask me something.
" Hey Apasher, I stumbled across ur strim and saw u were doing hundo runs, good job on getting a 5:14 on ur first run, thats pretty impressive. Hey i wanna arrange something with u, if you manage to get a 4:40 or lower before agdq , i wouldn't mind doing a hundo race with u, and it could be kinda cool to do that, thanks
p.s i thought u looked pretty good on stream, ur hair looked good too"
What a strange message from him, Kinda expected more of a formal writing from a "professional speedrunner" and the last part made me feel quite uncomfortable, but I'll disregard it. But doing a race with zfg himself! He is sorta my idol, and it seems surreal, and agdq is about 2 months away, how on earth can i even improve that quickly. I looked at my controller with a depressed look. I know! I'll do what zfg said to get better and practice! That's it, ill just have to practice non-stop for 2 months and that time for sure ill get good enough for him!. Ill make sure he notices my ability and he'll regret motivating me like this!

  After about a month of hard work I managed to get my hundo time down to a low 4:40, my goal time has been reached and I can race zfg at agdq, my stream and even myself are so hyped for this, I have no words for this accomplishment its so wonderful. But I felt something about me change, I felt that I can do even better before agdq and I wanted to try to pass up zfg, I know it seems like a ridiculous idea, but I think I can actually do this thing. I got sub button after only 2 months of streaming and a good line of supporters on my stream telling me to go for it. I think I can, I will take down zfg at agdq, nothing can stop me now.

  well it was 3 days before agdq and I decided to pack up what I can and get ready. My time is now a 4:23, this is the closest anyone has ever been to zfg's time in a long time, and a lot of people really want me to win this race at the event or even take the world record! Both seem really unlikely, but I will give it my all. It's amazing how far I've come, I was just some kid with his dazzle wanting to speedrun like his role model and now the student may surpass his master. One day before agdq, I was ready to leave to go to my plane when I got a message from zfg. I was a bit afraid to even open this since last time, he was so...wierd... I'll take a look at it.
" Hey Apasher, I'm super excited to meet u at agdq, hey how about we meet up at that burger place across the hotel, i wanna talk to u about something, and good luck on our race, its on the second day of agdq, cya later."
Well this is kinda awkward, but I'll let it slide again. What does he want to talk about, does he want to rig the race to let him win? Does he really think I might beat him in this race! I'm laughing so hard right now at this idea! Zfg is so funny, I never really have seen him, wonder what he looks like? Well no time to lose, I have to catch my flight.

  Wow, I'm actually at agdq, this feels like a dream, and I'm even doing a run there to boot! This is every speedrunner's dream, and to meet your role model is an incredible feeling, oh that's right I have to meet zfg at the burger place, I should unpack my stuff in my hotel room first. Now I'm at the burger place but I don't see zfg, he told me has black hair and glasses, but I still don't see him. I hear someone calling my name... it was him, it was really zfg, I never thought the day would come, he was tall, beautiful black eyes and luscious wavy hair, he looked so built as well, he must workout, what am I doing, am I really checking out a man! That is so disgusting, but he does look really good... I came up to zfg to tell him hi, and he said
" Hey Apasher, how's it going, was your trip alright?"
Uhhh, yeah it was pretty good, thanks, I'm assuming yours went fine as well, so what did you want to talk about?
" Oh yeah I almost forgot about that, haha. Well it was about out race, I wanted to say that may the best man win, and whoever wins should get a reward you know what I'm saying?"
Uh I don't quite follow zfg, I'm sorry.
"Haha , its ok don't worry about it for now, hey how about we get some burgers while we're here, I bet your "zfgHungry" haha"
He sounded so cute when he said that, I gladly agreed

  The next day, all I could think about was that lunch I had with zfg, He was so happy to buy me a burger, he was such a nice guy overall. Now I have to disregard this and focus on my race. I have to do well, and prove to everyone that zfg is not the only one to be good at oot.

  The race was over. I was sweating and in tears. Everyone in the room was cheering. But not for zfg, but for me. I finished the run with a 4:20:13, I got the 420 before zfg, and I beat his world record. This was one of the most hype moment of my life, zfg just got up and left the room. I couldn't help but run after him. In the hall I yelled at him
What the heck is wrong with you! Why did you just leave!
" Apasher, I knew you would beat my today, and even my world record, you are an incredible young man. Come with me, I need to show you something."
Um ok
I followed him to his hotel room and he asked me to close the door.
" Well, First I wanna say congrats on the race. Tons of donations and crowd hype as well. I don't think any run can top that. It was definitely a show stopper, and remember what I said to you Apasher at the burger joint, the winner deserves a reward. "
Uhh what kind of reward are you talking about zfg?

  He grabbed me with a firm grip, and threw me on the bed.
Uh dude, I'm not into this sort of stuff, I'm sorry zfg
" Don't worry Apashi, I'll make it quick"
His power overthrew mine. I couldn't escape, so I just let it happen. We began to kiss softly, the touch of his lips felts so soft, almost like a pillow, and his lip balm of strawberry made it even better. We decided to quickly remove our shirts and we felt each others chest. He was so warm, I felt so happy being with zfg, but I never imagined that I would be close to him like this. He whispered in my ear."I liked the way you did the hess though the wasteland, now I'm going to hess all over your ass."
He got out his "biggoron sword" and made me grab it with my hands, it was so strong and firm. I couldn't help but blush as I stroked it up and down. He told me to bend over and let me stick it in my " grotto hole" and I happily obliged. I had almost no words to describe how I was feeling right now, but all I could hear was the sound of the tv in the background in the water temple and the bed creaking quickly. I had to be quiet since it was 3 in the morning, but I love zfg, now more than an idol or role model, now as a lover. I loved stroking his hair while he was touching my body. It felt so smooth, he takes great care of his hair. He called me Apashi throughout the whole time, and I just kept my eyes closed since I was so embarrassed in front of zfg. We both came at the same time, we both were so exhausted and sweaty and, he said, " haha look at your "asschest"
I replied
That was such a bad pun at a bad time zfg I said while snickering.

  I spent the rest of agdq with a bunch of cool people asking me about my oot experience and all I could say is that zfg was my inspiration and motivation and that he was the best. But I actually never even saw zfg for the rest of agdq. I went home to stream and he wasnt even in my chat after a few weeks. I wondered where he went. About a month later I received a message though twitch. The letter said

" Hey Apasher, Sorry I never got to say goodbye, but I only stayed up until that night, and don't worry lol I didn't commit sudoku as some people said, I just decided to move on from oot, and speedrunning in general. Ur the only one I talked to from the speedrunning community since that night. I want u to be the next me, establish the new oot community, become the next idol, I want u to do good. I love you Apasher, to the very end, I wish you the best."

Love, Zfg, Aka Jayson

Wow, That was a really heartwarming letter from zfg. I had no words to describe how I'm feeling. I took away the only thing he ever loved, and now he wants me to do his job. Its such a heavy task, but who else would do it. I have no choice, its my duty, no, my responsibly as zfg's lover to oblige to his request. This is it, my dream. The new era of oot. This is my time, The age of Apasher. I love you zfg with all my heart and may we meet again some day.

                                                              The End


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