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  1. [19:37] <Morden> TornSkippito rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
  2. [19:37] <Morden> That is where we are :)
  3. [19:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> mind passing me up your sheet?
  4. [19:37] <Morden> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QZDUbCExG4xJMZ9J5l3oDZVcCMelNlm6DAFHIDMAsd8/edit
  5. [19:37] <Morden> oh wait
  6. [19:37] <Morden> not that one
  7. [19:37] <Morden> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1BDzaL48Qv64NBDj3GOk8htosNhncIrTiiUEAe0WFZlg/edit#gid=0
  8. [19:37] <Morden> Updated to the a1 sheet
  9. [19:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> ill use the old one
  10. [19:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> i dont like the a1 sheet.
  11. [19:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> too utalitarian for my liking
  12. [19:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> but feel free to use it
  13. [19:39] <Morden> ok
  14. [19:39] <Morden> both are currently synced, but Idk how long.
  15. [19:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright
  16. [19:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 2#1d20-1 initiative
  17. [19:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 2#1d20-1 initiative --> [ 1d20=17 ]{16}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
  18. [19:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> bruh. you go first
  19. [19:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> its morden, imp (x2)
  20. [19:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> ==start==
  21. [19:41] <Morden> ((It was a strong imp and a helmet imp, right?))
  22. [19:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> ((strong imp and crown imp))
  23. [19:41] <Morden> ((oh ya, helmets are s2.))
  24. [19:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> they are kind of far apart. at one move from each other
  25. [19:41] <Morden> I decide that the stronger one needs to go down first. I focus my blows on him, stepping up to him and swinging my right arm.
  26. [19:41] <Morden> !roll 1d20+5
  27. [19:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  28. [19:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> it obviously hits
  29. [19:41] <Morden> !roll 1d10+5 damage
  30. [19:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d10+5 damage --> [ 1d10=1 ]{6}
  31. [19:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hit the imp. you send it flying through the air
  32. [19:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> crown imp is too far back to be hit
  33. [19:43] <Morden> Seeing as I cannot reach the imp I just hit, I stand my ground.
  34. [19:44] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn then?
  35. [19:44] <Morden> yes.
  36. [19:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> muscle imp, on the verge of knocking out, stands up and shakily goes to punch you
  37. [19:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+1
  38. [19:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{15}
  39. [19:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4+1
  40. [19:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{3}
  41. [19:46] <Roo_inline[DM]> take 3 damage. the imp is way stronger than it looks
  42. [19:46] <Roo_inline[DM]> your shin may bruise up later.
  43. [19:46] <Roo_inline[DM]> crown imp's turn.
  44. [19:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> crown imp approaches and jumps to grab onto your leg!
  45. [19:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20-1 grapple
  46. [19:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20-1 grapple --> [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
  47. [19:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> lol
  48. [19:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> do you want to roll against that?
  49. [19:48] <Morden> Why bother? I have +5 mod
  50. [19:48] <Morden> XD
  51. [19:48] <Morden> I guess I could critfail
  52. [19:48] <Morden> !roll 1d20+5
  53. [19:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  54. [19:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> you are grapp-- just kidding, you easily shove the imp away
  55. [19:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn again
  56. [19:49] <Morden> I minor action punch the strong imp. It needs to go.
  57. [19:49] <Morden> !roll 1d20+5
  58. [19:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  59. [19:49] <Morden> !roll 1d10
  60. [19:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d10 --> [ 1d10=10 ]{10}
  61. [19:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> the strong imp explodes into grist
  62. [19:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> that was easy
  63. [19:50] <Morden> The crown imp is a little cute, but it did try to grab my leg. Not to mention the fact that it is also a monster.
  64. [19:50] <Morden> I walk over to it and hit it as well
  65. [19:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> "rawr"
  66. [19:50] <Morden> !roll 1d20+5
  67. [19:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
  68. [19:50] <Morden> ((lol))
  69. [19:50] <Morden> I facepalm.
  70. [19:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp jumps and avoids your hit. what in the actual fuck
  71. [19:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> imp's turn
  72. [19:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp smiles creepily and paps its hand against your knee
  73. [19:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20-1
  74. [19:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
  75. [19:52] <Morden> ((XD))
  76. [19:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> you get the feeling this wasn't meant to be a hit.
  77. [19:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> *pap*
  78. [19:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  79. [19:52] <Morden> I look at the imp, a bit confused at what it is trying to do. This monster must be broken?
  80. [19:52] <Morden> Deciding that I need the loot, I hit it anyway.
  81. [19:52] <Morden> !roll 1d20
  82. [19:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  83. [19:53] <Morden> !roll 10+5
  84. [19:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 10+5 --> {15}
  85. [19:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> you punch the imp, it hits the wall. and cracks part of the little already falling of paint off.
  86. [19:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> it... its still alive?!
  87. [19:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp grimaces in pain. it looks sad
  88. [19:53] <Morden> What?
  89. [19:54] <Morden> I ready myself for it's next attack, but decide that the imp that survived that punch gets to not die right now.
  90. [19:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> imp's turn
  91. [19:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp approaches, limping and coughing blood...
  92. [19:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> *pap*
  93. [19:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  94. [19:55] <Morden> "What are you doing?" I wonder out loud
  95. [19:55] <Morden> I do not expect a response.
  96. [19:55] <Morden> I remain ready for a suprise attack.
  97. [19:55] <Morden> end turn
  98. [19:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll insight
  99. [19:56] <Morden> !roll 1d20+1
  100. [19:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
  101. [19:56] <Morden> ((Of all the things to crit :O ))
  102. [19:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp paps your knee again.... you get the feeling it doesn't really want to fight
  103. [19:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  104. [19:57] <Morden> Deciding to spare the imp, even if it doesn't have much time left, I attempt to decapchalogue a potato
  105. [19:57] <Morden> !roll 1d20+5 decaptcha
  106. [19:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Morden rolled : 1d20+5 decaptcha --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  107. [19:57] <Morden> ((failed, you can pull anything you like out of my inv))
  108. [19:57] <Morden> ((Plow,
  109. [19:57] <Morden> 3 Gallon watering can,
  110. [19:57] <Morden> Tent Pack,
  111. [19:57] <Morden> Pair of Scissors,
  112. [19:57] <Morden> Fruit from Vine x1,
  113. [19:57] <Morden> Potatoes x3,
  114. [19:57] <Morden> Pouch of old leather,
  115. [19:57] <Morden> Fancy Fork,
  116. [19:57] <Morden> Decorative Armor ))
  117. [19:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> you decaptchalogue a weird fruit
  118. [19:58] <Morden> I hand the fruit to the imp. Hopefully it is safe to eat?
  119. [19:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> the imp takes the fruit and inmediatelly grabs a big bite out of it
  120. [19:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> it begins limping away
  121. [19:59] <Morden> "I look strangely at the monster"
  122. [20:00] <Morden> ((er, no quotes :P))
  123. [20:00] <Morden> *I wonder if they aren't all bad?*
  124. [20:00] <Morden> I suddenly feel a bit bad for killing that ogre.
  125. [20:00] <Roo_inline[DM]> it crawls back into the woodwork
  126. [20:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> strife ended,,,
  127. [20:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> gain 20 xp
  128. [20:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d10+10 build grist
  129. [20:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d10+10 build grist --> [ 1d10=3 ]{13}
  130. [20:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d2
  131. [20:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  132. [20:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> you gain 13 grist
  133. [20:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> hurra
  134. [20:02] <Morden> and 10 xp?
  135. [20:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> 20
  136. [20:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> sparing is caring
  137. [20:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> do you want me to pastebin?
  138. [20:02] <Morden> :)
  139. [20:02] <Morden> that would be great.
  140. [20:02] <Morden> Also, echeladder rung!
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