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Phenex A Great Marquis of the Ars Goetia part 1

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  1. from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #812
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  3. Stella enjoys Augustus and Layla
  4. part 1: h ttps://pastebin.com/pPMCPmXK
  5. part 2: h ttps://pastebin.com/6qT1LX8V
  6. part 3: h ttps://pastebin.com/3Tb52Q3u
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  8. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41145702/#41171291
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  10. (This is amazing. I love this. So I've decided to add my own idea. Don't worry this prob isn't canon.)
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  12. >Be Phenex. A Great Marquis of the Ars Goetia.
  13. >Decide to go to Lilith’s many parties. Gonna get my groove on.
  14. >See that Prince Stolas’ wife has decided to join in. I think her name is Stella? Anyway, Stella has arrived along with the Pennas. Great to see them come by.
  15. >I look forward to.. Doing the nasty with the-
  16. >Holy sht Stella just downed an entire bottle of Vodka like it was nothing. The Pennas had to drag the woman away from the drink table.
  17. >I decide to sit closer to the three and hear what exactly is going on.
  18. >Amazing party as always. Nice singing. German is a great-sounding language.
  19. >After the music I start listening to the conversation they’re having.
  20. >I overhear a little too much and whisper to myself.
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  22. >”Unholy shit.”
  23. >President Ose notices.
  24. >”Something wrong?”
  25. >”Nothing. Just amazed by the Queen’s show.”
  26. >”Good to hear. I suppose we’ll be meeting each other when we finish the party?”
  27. >”Of course.”
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  29. >Ose goes back to enjoying the party. I decided to get a smidge closer.
  30. >I start listening in and make sure that I’m not too noticeable.
  31. >Dear Satan, I didn’t think the marriage was going THAT bad. The thing is sinking faster than the Titanic.
  32. >Also, Stolas fks imps? Disappointing. Lending such objects to them? Just disgusting.
  33. >I’m starting to hate Stolas.
  34. >After listening in I hear them gasp.
  35. >I look at whatever they’re gasping at and realize it’s Stolas and the imp they were talking about.
  36. >Oh Sht.
  37. >Stolas and the imp start arguing and finally notice Stella was watching.
  38. >OhFckOHSHT
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  40. But this is also pretty great! I feel like you just described us, the readers, through this character kek
  41. Though, who are those you are mentioning?
  42. I assume it's that Phenex who is one of the demons in Ares Goetia (the phoenix one with a kids voice or something)
  43. Is he your invented character for this quick add-on or has trash /hhg/ been using him for other stories as well?
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  45. Both Phenex and Ose are actual Ars Goetia. They're mentioned in the Lesser Key of Solomon. So, I just use them. I haven't seen Trash use them so I decided to use them.
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  47. Phenex is a Phenoix / human in the lesser key of Solomon. So he'd prob be like Stolas and Stella aka a humanoid bird in the Viv universe.
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  49. Ose is a half-man and half-leopard in the lesser key of Solomon so in the Viv universe he'd be mostly the same but a little more leopard like.
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  51. >I watch Stella, Stolas, the imp, and Pennas walk into the halls and I try my hardest to keep back but.. I need to hear the ending.
  52. >I walk Ose into his ear and try to maintain my excitement.
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  54. >”My friend, I shall be doing something important. When the time comes for us all to do the nasty do not expect to see me.”
  55. >”What are you talking about?”
  56. >”Something about a traitor. It’s very important. Now hush and enjoy the party. We’ll speak very soon. I’ll see you later.”
  57. >”Whatever you say.”
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  59. >I walk away from Ose and start following Stella and Stolas. I tighten my mask and walk through the many corridors and highways of the place and attempt to listen for screaming.
  60. >After a few minutes of searching I hear screams and shouts. Not loud enough to be noticed by most but something that is noticeable by someone who’s searching for a sound.
  61. >But my steps will be rather noticeable so I decided to do something I haven’t done for a while.. I transform into a bird and fly through the halls trying to find the location of the sound.
  62. >Eventually I find the room they’re all in. The doors are closed and the screaming is rather loud. I land on a statue of Lucifer that overlooks the hall and merely enjoy the show and listen in.
  63. >I start whispering to myself and try my best to not intervene.
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  65. >"Honestly I feel bad for Stella. She’s truly trying her best but it turns out that prick Stolas likes sub-par cck. Truly repugnant."
  66. >I continue listening to the drama and feel a sort of.. adrenaline.
  67. >"Also, cm-soaked brain? That is the best insult I've heard for an adulterer."
  68. >I chuckle to myself and think of a few other insults Stella could've used.
  69. >”I love this tension. So many secrets.. so many problems. So much entertainment!”
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  71. While Stella and Stolas have a screaming match Phenex is just sitting outside the room and listening to this clusterfk go down.
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  73. >After a few moments, it starts getting quiet and I get slightly worried. I think to myself and start trying to decode what’s going on.
  74. >Perhaps they heard me? Maybe they’re making sure others can’t hear?
  75. >Finally the woman starts shouting. Perhaps she shall make an insult in the same level as “sx-eroded brain”? This is rather enter-
  76. >Stolas' screams slightly shake me up and I nearly fall off the statue.
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  78. >I didn’t expect the Prince to have so much fight in him.
  79. >But why did he have to shout about loving cck from some random ass imp? Why would he trust an imp to maintain this masquerade?
  80. >Man it must suck to be the Pennas right now. Having to hear all this racket. Maybe I’ll invite them to a very nice dinner?
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  82. >I hear even more screams from Stolas. This time about his.. Daughter of all things. Octavia. The terrible excuse of a future Ars Goetia.
  83. >Personally, I never liked her. Too much like the.. Lesser races?
  84. >Her attitude is terrible. Even worse she barely studies and never even attempts to learn how it is to be an Ars Goetia.
  85. >I would understand if she was a second or third child but she’s an heir for Satan’s sake.
  86. >I continue to listen to Stolas’s shouts and start putting the pieces together.
  87. >Everything terrible about Octavia comes from Stolas. The piss poor attitude, the lack of respect for tradition, the complete utter failure of her studies, and the worst of all… allowing her to act like a plebian.
  88. >My hatred for Stolas grows more by the minute.
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  90. >I try to maintain my composure and try to listen to the screaming.
  91. >Oh, dear Satan, it's going pss-poor for Stella and Stolas. I can hear both of them starting to crack.
  92. >I can hear Stella’s cries and the coughing from Stolas isn’t normal.
  93. >The aftermath of this fight will be very interesting. I may need to order some wine!
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