A good half-life game. (berkan in a nutshell)

(Doorbell rings)

Well, Berkan, I made it. Despite your directions.

Ahhh, Half-life fan! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable half-life Game!.

yeah...

(Berkan enters the kitchen)

GASP! Egads! My game is shit! But what if... I were to steal assets and disguise it as my own work? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Berkan.

(Berkan opens the window. He puts his leg over the window, attempting to step outside. Before he can leave, The Half-Lifers enters the kitchen)

(gasp)

[THEME SONG]
Berkan, with his crazy explanations,
Half-life Fan gonna need his HL3.
When he hears Berkan's lame game,
There'll be trouble in town - tonight.


BERKAN!!!!!!!!

Half-life Fan, I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Why is there stolen assets coming out of your game, Berkan?

Uhhh, ooh, that isn't stolen! it's a placeholder. placeholder from the good half-life game we're having. Mmmm, a good half-life game...

(Half-life fan exits the kitchen)

Phew

(Principal Skinner leaves the kitchen from the windowsill and steals more assets)

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for Hunt Down The Freeman!

I thought we were having a good half-life game.

No, no, I said Hunt down the freeman. That's what I call a good half-life game.

The game is called hunt down the freeman?

Yessss. It's a good half-life game. made it myself!

I see.
You know, these assets are quite similar to the game Black mesa.

Oh ho ho ho nooo. They Checked!. No stolen assets.

You call them not stolen assets, despite the fact that they are obviously stolen. you dont have proof!

Y-- You know th-- One thing I sh-- 'Scuse me for one second...

(berkan leaves the table and opens the kitchen door walking inside. As the door swings open, it is clear that the company is on fire. He walks back out and yawns)

Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be g---

GOOD LORD! What is happening in there?

Half-life 3.

H---Half-life 3? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes.

Can i play it?

No.

BERKAN THE COMPANY IS GETTING DESTROYED!

No blackm3sa thats just the action scene in hl3.

well berkan. your game sucks. but i gotta say. you steal good assets

HEY!

(half-life fan leaves the house mad) (looks behind to see the house getting burned by other half-life fans)

SHIT! (berkan runs inside to do damage control but fails)