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  1. Hey guys, it's Jaiden, uhh this is another one of those videos where I tell you something super embarrassing that happened to me, because I'm an awkward mess who doesn't know how to communicate with people. Or at least I do, but then I get nervous and just do... weird things instead of using my mouth for words.
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  3. Haha! I'm so awkward, all of the most embarrassing moments in my life are all my fault, yay, go me! ...ugh jeese.
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  5. Yeah this is another one of those stories I don't actually wanna tell you guys, or anyone for that matter but still I'm turning it into a video and putting in the internet because PAGEVEIWS.
  6. trumpet noise
  7. Why do you guys love it so much when I talk about how I humiliate myself. I guess I guess it's because you're bad people. Feel bad.
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  9. Sigh, Sorry I'm stalling, it's kinda hard to talk about this because it happened so recently, so here I go just gonna read the script.
  10. *Phew, ok"
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  12. So. As you guys know I'm in college. I am a young adult now, which means I'm allowed to go join the army and learn how to kill people but I'm not allowed to drink beer. Kinda messed up your priorities there government, just saying. Anyway in college there are parties, I don't like parties. I like to stand the corner and watch other people have a good time and feel meek and envious.
  13. But somehow I got roped into going to this party, because well. A guy in my class invited me and he was nice to me and really hot... So...
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  15. I'm at the party, cup in hand filled with the not alcohol drinks available, standing in the corner. Talking to NO ONE. After a few minutes of Jaiden's version of partying I decide: WELP, THIS WAS FUN, TIME TO LEAVE. So I go to throw my cup away like a respectful house guest and I spot the guy standing there, being hot. And I think, I should talk to him and tell him I think he's hot like a cool no nonsense bad girl.
  16. But I just stay in the corner and stare at him like a creep. For an hour. Yeah. Thinking back, that was some top-tier creeping I had going on there. Oh god I hope no one in my class noticed. They probably did. Ugh.
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  18. Wow Jaiden you creeped on a guy for an hour, pffft, that's not that embarrassing. OH DO NOT WORRY LOYAL VEIWERS. This has, not even begun being an embarrassing story. Not even a little.
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  20. So after an hour of drinking soda I go pee. When I come back hot guy, who I'm just gunna call Hot guy, he's not getting a name. Don't send me messages asking about it. He's just Guy, first name: Hot. Hot guy was holding a bunch of empty soda and light beer bottles.
  21. >Oh Hey.
  22. >HEY
  23. Smooth.
  24. >Jaiden did you just get here? I thought you weren't coming.
  25. >Yep, just got here, I got some soda.
  26. And I certainly havn't been creeping on you for the past hour. No waaaay.
  27. >Cool, cool. Hey can you help me with these bottles?
  28. So I help him with the bottles. We dump them in big trash bins in the back, get more and do it again. Then we talked for a while. And I didn't say anything dumb. Which is impressive for me. Then we ended up in his room and we made out. Didn't expect it to happen, it did. I enjoyed it.
  29. And this is where the story just. Ugh I can't believe I’m telling people this.
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  31. So we're making out and we get into some petting. His hands are under my shirt and I like it. In fact want I really want it to lay down and maybe put my hands under his shirt. Especially since I can feel his dick trying to rip it's way out of his pants and that's exciting.
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  33. So I try to act sexy, keep the mood all nice and I slide to my knees. The intent here was to gently move us both from two standing positions, to two laying down positions, but because I’m a complete screw up and I was too busy getting my nipples squeezed to pay ANY attention to what's around me, I hadn't noticed the bed directly behind me.
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  35. Which meant instead of sexily sliding down and then laying back like a cool girl would have, I was stuck kneeling in front of him, the bed keeping me upright and staring into his crotch. And he hadn't moved.
  36. So I'm just kneeling in front of him, looking up at Hot guy's face. And I think: Oh, this isn’t good, this looks like I'm offering to blow him. I don't even know his last name. Well I don't want to come off as a huge slut so I'll just clearly indicate that I don't want to attempt any fellatio this night, I mealy want him to join me down here and continue making out. And I won't try to stand up or move because I'm trying to be cool and sexy.
  37. Being me, I felt that the best way communicate this was to reach up and tug down once at the waistline of his pants.
  38. I mean it made sense to me! It said please Hot Guy, please kneel down with me so we can continue making out, but now in a weird uncomfortable position. On the floor. Where there's not much space. And we're still both wearing big shoes.
  39. But Hot Guy assumed, like some kind of normal human being, that a girl he'd been feeling up who had just knelt down in front of him and then started pulling at his god damn pants wanted his dick. I bet I looked like I just could not wait to get sucking...
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  41. Have you guys seen the new samurai jack? You'll know which line I wanna reference.
  42. Genndy Tartakovsky please don't watch this video.
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  44. Hot guy undoes his fly, and I'm face to face with a dick. In my face. An erect penis. I don’t know when I started to blush, probably when I tugged at his pants, but I could physically feel it now.
  45. I stared into it. Kneeling on the floor, hands on his knees, his full on naked cock pointing right in my face.
  46. Ok Jaiden, you got yourself into this situation, you can get yourself back out. All you need to do is use words. You're going to look up at Hot guy, look him right in the eye, open your mouth and tell him that you're flattered, but that aren't ready to do this and you only wanted to make out. Otherwise you're going to feel so awkward about this whole situation that you're going to freeze up and you'll end up gagging yourself on that dick out of sheer embarrassment.
  47. I steel myself. Look up at Hot guy, look him right in the eye, open my mouth, find myself unable to speak, look back down and meekly start sucking his dick. And yes, I did in fact gag on it. A lot.
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  49. But wait! There's more.
  50. So I'm chugging on Hot guy's cock, feeling it touch the back of my mouth, occasionally gagging because I've never done this before, silently hoping I’m not doing a terrible job when I realise he's going to cum. I don't mean he grunted real loud and yelled:
  51. IM CUMMING! AHHHHH! BEWHERE THE STICKY WHITE TIDE!
  52. I mean I realised that at some point he was going to cum and that currently it would all end up either inside my mouth or get fired down my throat where I’d automatically swallow it. And I wasn't super up for that. I'd say the thought made me gag but something else was already doing that. Heh. Wow I just said that.
  53. I tried looking up at Hot guy to see if I could tell how close he was but it's actually the most embarrassing thing in existence to lock sights with the guy you're blowing so Bam, straight back to staring at his crotch. Watching my saliva marks get slowly further and further down his shaft as I managed to force more of his cock past my gag reflex. I remember feeling a really surprising surge of pride to as I got his head past my uvula. Like yeah girl, you are doing a crazy good job with this dick. You gunna make that man cream hard girl.
  54. Then I remember the whole cumming in my mouth issue and panicked again. It's not all that easy to concentrate when you're on your knees blowing a guy for the first time and you keep gagging because you at least want to do a good job.
  55. I thought I could spit it back out but I couldn't just do it on the floor. That's nasty. I could let go when he came but unless I kung-fu action rolled away he'd fire into my face or catch my hair and those were both way worse than swallowing. I knew I'd die if I had to leave the party with cum stains in my hair. I hear those are impossible to get out and you have to use peanut butter or something. And if it got my face I’d need to walk to the bathroom without being seen and AAaaaghhh no.
  56. I had some idea about sinks when Hot guy trust a little bit when I was going in and his dick hit deeper than before and gagged me hard. My brain refocussed to SUCK DICK, DON'T CHOKE and I lost higher brain function until I had my breathing under control.
  57. (Although my higher brain function to didn't do much other than analyse the shape and texture of the hot man-meat between my lips.)
  58. When I remembered the whole cum danger thing I looked to see if there were any tissues. I'll never know.
  59. Hot guy grunted, spasmed and came in my mouth. What felt like a frigging fire hydrant went off in my mouth when he was in deep and fired down my throat in the exact way I was afraid of. I pulled him out of my throat, felt him jiz in my mouth.
  60. Achieving none my goals for the situation. I knelt on the floor with Hot guy's dick in my mouth, feeling it pump jiz onto my tongue.
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  62. Hot guy eventually withdrew his dick from Jaiden the virgin wonderbimbo as she knelt on the floor. Cheeks filled with jiz, face burning red.
  63. >You ok?
  64. >Hrmmrm
  65. >You wanna spit?
  66. >Urm Hrmrm
  67. >I'll go check to see if the bathroom's free.
  68. The bathroom was not free. We waited for few minutes. I had to keep moving the cum around in my mouth to keep from swallowing it. Packing it in my cheeks like a deviant hamster. Hot guy watched me squirm around on the floor with my his cum in my mouth and got rock hard again. He had to hide is super erection when he popped out the check the bathroom again. Go Wonderbimbo Jaiden, turning on all the men. After a point I couldn't handle it anymore, sucked it all into mouth and tilted my head up to swallow it. It took like, two attempts. There was a lot and it was thick.
  69. Hot guy walked in the moment after and told me the bathroom was free.
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  71. He helped me stand up after being on knees and got me a drink was for the taste. Let me tell you pepsi does not get rid of the taste of cum. Even when you drink like four cans of it. We talked for a bit. He got me to write down my number, I said goodbye and went home where I jilled myself to sleep.
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  73. I also spent most of next morning brushing my teeth naked. Except I didn’t use any toothpaste.
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  75. ANYWAY so that's my story! Probably shouldn’t have told anyone this but HEY I have and that's what happened. Subscribe if you wanna hear the more stories about Jaiden the Wonderbimbo.
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  77. Ughh. I can still taste it.
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