kaceytron kaceytron's car crash spam copypasta twitch catcam

Originally from: https://www.reddit.com/r/kaceytron/comments/5qx23u/kaceytrons_car_crash/

https://twitter.com/kaceytron/status/823602769043058688
omg hi again hehe xD, so I found out the real story behind how this accident happened from a VERY trusted source and I will be copy pasta his translation here
I was walking my dogs in the beautiful Kansas City Area when all of a sudden I hear tires screeching, my beautiful chihuaha Roxanne began yipping as this digsuting white car came barreling down the road. I peered inside the car and saw this thing, I dont even know if I would consider that a girl, stuffing her face full of cheetos and a bag of mcdonald fries in her lap, driving one handed with a big gulp in her other hand. I saw these 4 dogs who looked starved, crying for help, my chihuaha Roxanne began going to help these poor famished dogs when all of a sudden the woman inside the car began getting motion sick, thats when everything went south
This ladies motion sick caused her to swerve in and out of traffic, her cheetos flying all over the car as the dogs leaped for the crumbs, kaceytron retaliated and slammed on the brakes, causing Atticus to fly through the windshield faster than kaceytrons stream hours. Atticus flew through the windshield and Roxanne ran to help him, thats when Kaceytron noticed that Atticus took a cheeto with him.
Kaceytron roared the engine and began screaming, and thats when Scout leaped from the broken window and ran, scout began yelping for help and all of a sudden the lady threw her cheetos down and yelled "Scout, SHUT THE FUCK UP" the dogs instantly ran for the hills, but Rosie was still inside the car. Rosie tried to escape but as Kaceytron was reaching for a cheeto puff, she knocked Rosie out.
Furious and motion sick, kaceytron drove after Scout. Catcam was also walking down the road playing PokemonGo when all of a sudden Scout ran to Catcam for help, Catcam began helping Scout WHEN BAM,
Kaceytron hit catcam with her car! That is why we have not seen Catcam, because Kaceytron hit him with her car.
To this day, noone knows what happened to Scout/Atticus, all we hear, are their desperate cries for help,
rip Catcam rip dog freedom Trumps America amirite