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- <i>Clarence
- famous American author...</i>
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- 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:42,468
- <i>Richard bach once said...</i>
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- 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,436
- <i>"Real love stories never
- have endings."</i>
- 4
- 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,638
- <i>But famous American author
- Richard bach...</i>
- 5
- 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,707
- <i>Has also been married
- three times.</i>
- 6
- 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,797
- <i>Clarence
- I guess if what famous...</i>
- 7
- 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,799
- <i>American author Richard
- bach has to say is true...</i>
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- 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,535
- <i>Then it's important to know
- where love stories begin...</i>
- 9
- 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:20,405
- <i>And mine began right here.</i>
- 10
- 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,842
- <i>Clarence
- real love is hard to find...</i>
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- 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,677
- <i>It's something most people
- believe only exists...</i>
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- 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:29,148
- <i>In romance novels, but history
- is filled with stories...</i>
- 13
- 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,582
- <i>Of real love...</i>
- 14
- 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,785
- <i>And the men who do
- crazy things for it.</i>
- 15
- 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:39,158
- <i>My story... well, my story's
- not much different.</i>
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- 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,393
- You got it.
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- 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,428
- <i>Clarence look, most
- people say they don't believe..</i>
- 18
- 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:44,730
- <i>In love at first sight...</i>
- 19
- 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:46,732
- <i>But I do...</i>
- 20
- 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,400
- <i>And she...</i>
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- 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:51,236
- <i>She was my proof.</i>
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- 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,615
- <i>Clarence her name is
- Alex and I knew I loved her...</i>
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- 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,485
- <i>From the moment I first
- laid eyes on her.</i>
- 24
- 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,628
- <i>Clarence unfortunately for me...</i>
- 25
- 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,730
- <i>She had no idea I even existed.</i>
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- 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,835
- Excuse me, can i...
- Can I just fit in... yeah!
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- 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:26,972
- What can I get you?
- 28
- 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,807
- I'll have a diet coke.
- 29
- 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:33,412
- I love you.
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- 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,749
- I... I love you, too!
- 31
- 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:41,620
- I said, "that's two?"
- Two!
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- 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,555
- Right, that's just... yeah.
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- 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:48,594
- Um... yeah, 'cause...
- That would...
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- 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,331
- <i>Clarence not my finest moment.</i>
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- 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:55,500
- I paid for both the cars.
- I'm entitled to both of them.
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- 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,737
- I gave you the apartment, that's
- several thousand right there.
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- 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,308
- I want the ring back.
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- 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:05,711
- My grandmother's money
- paid for that ring.
- 39
- 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:09,915
- I don't give a shit
- what your lawyer says!
- 40
- 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,619
- Look, I've got the papers right
- here, I can just meet you right
- 41
- 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:17,789
- now and we can sign these and
- get this over with, please!
- 42
- 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,594
- Hello?
- 43
- 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,031
- You stupid... oh, my god!
- 44
- 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,877
- Are you lost?
- 45
- 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,813
- Yeah, I can't seem to
- find my car anywhere.
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- 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:45,784
- This is employee parking.
- Guest parking is two floors up.
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- 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,552
- That must be it.
- 48
- 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,423
- Haven't I seen you before?
- 49
- 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:54,526
- Yeah... yeah, you have.
- I'm Clarence.
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- 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,528
- Shit, sorry, I gotta go.
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- 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,829
- Hello?
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- <i>Clarence
- all right, no need to go on...</i>
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- 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,999
- <i>You get the picture.</i>
- 54
- 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,335
- <i>Pretty girl marries asshole,
- ignores the nice guy...</i>
- 55
- 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,437
- <i>At her bar who's madly
- in love with her...</i>
- 56
- 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,539
- <i>And would probably go
- down on her like...</i>
- 57
- 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:11,443
- <i>Anytime she wanted,
- all the days of her life.</i>
- 58
- 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,412
- <i>Okay, it's a bad joke.</i>
- 59
- 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:17,416
- <i>You see, after this,
- I decided to observe...</i>
- 60
- 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,618
- <i>The situation and see if
- I could find a way in.</i>
- 61
- 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,055
- <i>Like when she got her
- first tattoo...</i>
- 62
- 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:25,624
- <i>When our grandmother's passed
- away in the same month...</i>
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- 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,793
- <i>Hence the tattoo...</i>
- 64
- 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,661
- <i>Rest in peace, nan nan
- and mi maw.</i>
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- 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,632
- <i>And when she decided
- to divorce...</i>
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- 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:37,569
- <i>Said asshole, who by the way,
- used her grandmother's money...</i>
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- 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,372
- <i>That she left her to buy
- her a new wedding ring.</i>
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- 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:43,008
- <i>Classy guy.</i>
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- 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:45,777
- <i>Clarence
- this is around the time...</i>
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- 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,646
- <i>I decided to get proactive.</i>
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- 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,516
- <i>I knew that if just given
- the chance...</i>
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- 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,018
- <i>To sweep her off her
- feet, she'd realize...</i>
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- 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,087
- <i>That I'm the guy for her.</i>
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- 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:57,589
- <i>I just needed to get her
- attention...</i>
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- 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,591
- <i>In a really big way.</i>
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- 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,526
- <i>There was only one person
- I knew that could help me...</i>
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- 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,829
- <i>Do that, and that was Patrick.</i>
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- 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,857
- <i>Clarence I'd seen
- Patrick before at Alex's bar.</i>
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- 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:35,394
- <i>He started frequenting this
- place about six months ago.</i>
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- 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,162
- <i>His reputation needed
- no backing up.</i>
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- 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,003
- <i>Clarence
- Patrick was a smooth talking...</i>
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- 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:48,106
- <i>Bullshit's walking,
- girl-getting son of a bitch.</i>
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- 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,409
- <i>At least, that's how he
- described himself.</i>
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- 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,451
- What can I get you, stud?
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- 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:04,689
- Tequila... and would
- you put it on her tab?
- 86
- 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,458
- He's got you covered.
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- 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,462
- Thank you very much!
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- 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:14,099
- Very nice of you, but I don't
- swing that way, buddy.
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- 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,868
- Actually, he's covering the
- entire bar tonight.
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- 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,205
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
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- Cheers!
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- 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,679
- Can I get like
- two more of these?
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- Uh.. Up top.
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- 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,837
- Told you you're
- my good luck charm.
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- 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,207
- Why don't you get a drink, on
- me, whatever you like, okay?
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- 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:56,675
- Okay.
- Okay!
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- 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,686
- Hey... drinks guy.
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- 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,187
- Cheers, thank you.
- 99
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- Don't mention it.
- 100
- 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:12,824
- Wanna play?
- 101
- 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,760
- What's the game?
- 102
- 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:16,761
- Uh...
- 103
- 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,864
- How about 100 bucks a ball?
- 104
- 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:22,534
- Too rich for my blood.
- 105
- 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:23,768
- You can play with my money.
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- 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,212
- That's not really how
- gambling works, you understand?
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- 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,081
- Yeah, well...
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- 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:40,118
- Just trying to keep
- things interesting.
- 109
- 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,858
- Corner... shot.
- 110
- 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,865
- Man of your word.
- 111
- 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,067
- If my math's correct,
- I've given you $1500...
- 112
- 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,769
- To knock in every
- ball on that table.
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- 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,771
- Not to mention all the free
- drinks you could want.
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- 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,206
- Now, I'm wondering if there's
- a favor I could ask of you?
- 115
- 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,008
- Sure, I mean, ask
- whatever you want...
- 116
- 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,910
- Just as long as it's not
- to give it back.
- 117
- 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,213
- No, it's quite the opposite.
- 118
- 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:45,917
- I have an investment opportunity
- I'd like to talk to you about.
- 119
- 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,954
- I'm sorry, all my money's
- tied up at the moment.
- 120
- 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,121
- Not your money.
- 121
- 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,225
- I'd be investing in you.
- 122
- 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,629
- A proposition.
- 123
- 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,164
- I knew it, you're
- trying to fuck me, man.
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- 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,665
- I knew it, man, every time!
- 125
- 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,334
- No, no!
- Every time!
- 126
- 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:05,904
- Look, I will give you
- $500, an extra $500...
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- 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,672
- If you listen to me
- for just a few minutes.
- 128
- 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,708
- If you don't like what you hear,
- feel free to walk away.
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- 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,743
- You can keep all the money,
- it's yours, I gave it to you.
- 130
- 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,112
- But if you like what you hear,
- there's a whole lot more...
- 131
- 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,914
- Where that came from.
- 132
- 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,385
- Are you messing with me?
- 133
- 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,988
- I mean, is this like
- one of those shows?
- 134
- 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,689
- Are there cameras here?
- 135
- 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:27,192
- Am I gonna look like an asshole
- when I say no, is that it?
- 136
- 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,060
- There are no cameras.
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- 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,295
- Just us.
- 138
- 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,403
- You smoke?
- 139
- 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,277
- Okay, daddy warbucks, shoot.
- 140
- 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,413
- Well, there's this girl.
- 141
- 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,948
- You want me to
- help get you laid?
- 142
- 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,017
- No... not exactly.
- 143
- 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,119
- Then she's special?
- Very.
- 144
- 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,021
- Why don't you ask her out?
- 145
- 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,123
- See, that's the thing...
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- 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,291
- I mean, you got money,
- girls like money.
- 147
- 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,994
- No, not this girl,
- she's different.
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- 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:07,699
- Girls aren't different,
- girls are not different.
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- 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,403
- I'm Clarence... Clarence.
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- 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,938
- Clarence...
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- 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,908
- Women are not different,
- they're all the same.
- 152
- 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,144
- No, no, this girl's different.
- I'm telling you she's different.
- 153
- 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,745
- I get it, you're in love...
- 154
- 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,447
- You can't tell a kid
- in love anything.
- 155
- 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,349
- All right, so, can i
- just show you this girl...
- 156
- 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,750
- And you can decide from there?
- 157
- 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:29,254
- I'll give you another $500.
- 158
- 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,959
- All right, give me the money.
- 159
- 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,066
- It's this way.
- 160
- 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,839
- Is that your car?
- 161
- 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,708
- Yeah... why?
- 162
- 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,314
- What did you
- say your last name was?
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- 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,116
- Duffield.
- 164
- 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,885
- Duffield... as in,
- the duffields?
- 165
- 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,857
- You know, guys with your
- kind of money don't usually...
- 166
- 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,392
- Have a problem getting laid.
- 167
- 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,494
- Yeah, well, call me a
- hopeless romantic.
- 168
- 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,330
- So, your girl isn't into money.
- 169
- 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,998
- What makes you say that?
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- 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,201
- Always be the smartest guy
- in the room, Clarence.
- 171
- 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:19,237
- Women who are interested in
- money, they decide within the...
- 172
- 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,207
- First 20 seconds of meeting you
- whether they wanna screw.
- 173
- 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,743
- If your girl's not
- interested in you, well...
- 174
- 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,211
- She's probably not
- interested in that.
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- 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,079
- Yeah, but how would she know
- if I have money or not?
- 176
- 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,749
- You grow up with one of those
- kids who came from such...
- 177
- 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,751
- A wealthy family, that they
- were just socially awkward...
- 178
- 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,753
- All the time, like they didn't
- know how to act?
- 179
- 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,254
- No.
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- 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,789
- That's cause that kid's you.
- 181
- 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,224
- Yeah, look, all right...
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- 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,959
- But see, she has never gotten
- the chance to know me.
- 183
- 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,094
- You don't get the chance, man.
- 184
- 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,529
- You have to create the
- opportunity.
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- 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,297
- Right, see, now that's
- where you come in.
- 186
- 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,868
- See, this girl, she's
- tough, she's like...
- 187
- 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,770
- Independent and strong.
- 188
- 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:52,871
- It's gonna take something
- grand...
- 189
- 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,938
- To get her in the right
- situation.
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- 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,107
- Something grand, huh?
- 191
- 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,408
- Well, how many grand are
- you willing to spend...
- 192
- 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,977
- For something grand?
- 193
- 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,311
- I don't know, we'll get to that.
- 194
- 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,514
- First, you've
- gotta see this girl.
- 195
- 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,198
- There she is.
- 196
- 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,038
- That's the girl?
- 197
- 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,317
- I'll consider it.
- What?
- 198
- 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,519
- We'll talk.
- 199
- 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,855
- Really?
- 200
- 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,925
- Tomorrow... 10:00 o'clock.
- 201
- 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,245
- Can I get a diet coke, please.
- 202
- 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,247
- Sure.
- 203
- 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,254
- Thanks.
- Hey, Martini, dry, two olives.
- 204
- 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,256
- Sure.
- 205
- 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,198
- Hey, how are you doin?
- 206
- 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,434
- Fine, thanks.
- 207
- 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,302
- That's great, that's good.
- 208
- 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,205
- That's real good.
- 209
- 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,375
- Listen, uh... what are
- you drinking over there?
- 210
- 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,610
- No, thanks.
- 211
- 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,882
- Listen, doll, I'm just
- trying to buy you...
- 212
- 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,316
- A drink over here.
- 213
- 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,552
- Yeah, um, I'm good to go.
- But, thank you.
- 214
- 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,153
- Woo!
- 215
- 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:52,290
- You sure are, you are
- certainly good to go.
- 216
- 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,359
- That's why I'm here.
- 217
- 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,927
- Excuse me?
- 218
- 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,096
- Listen, I'm gonna ask
- you a serious question.
- 219
- 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,365
- Why are you coming to
- a bar all by yourself?
- 220
- 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,634
- You know you just wanted
- some young stud to come in...
- 221
- 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,069
- Hey, she said she's
- not interested, okay?
- 222
- 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,572
- Oh!
- 223
- 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,043
- Um, that's mine.
- 224
- 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,511
- Is that so?
- 225
- 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,514
- <i>Clarence
- famous American philosopher...</i>
- 226
- 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,149
- <i>Ralph Waldo Emerson once said...</i>
- 227
- 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,318
- <i>"A hero is no braver
- than an ordinary man...</i>
- 228
- 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,687
- <i>But he is braver five
- minutes longer."</i>
- 229
- 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:30,295
- Oh, my god!
- I am so sorry, sir.
- 230
- 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,464
- I am so sorry, ma'am!
- I'm a piece of shit.
- 231
- 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,600
- You're a good dude,
- you are a good dude.
- 232
- 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,269
- I'm sorry, I'm out, I'm out!
- 233
- 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,439
- Thank you.
- 234
- 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,947
- Do you mind if I buy
- you another drink?
- 235
- 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:52,450
- Uh... uh... no, that's
- not necessary.
- 236
- 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,120
- Right, sorry, I'm sure
- you're probably married.
- 237
- 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,058
- Excuse me for just a...
- 238
- 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,466
- Well done.
- 239
- 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,368
- Did you... did you see
- what just happened?
- 240
- 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,305
- Looks like you
- got her attention.
- 241
- 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,606
- But I didn't do anything.
- 242
- 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:15,606
- That guy just grabbed
- my drink...
- 243
- 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,109
- And threw it in his face
- like a psycho.
- 244
- 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,344
- She doesn't know that.
- 245
- 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,612
- Why would he do that?
- 246
- 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,481
- Because I paid him...
- 247
- 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,317
- $20 to hit on her.
- 248
- 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,719
- And then if you were so kind
- as to intervene...
- 249
- 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,054
- He was to make you her savior.
- 250
- 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:33,024
- What are you getting at?
- 251
- 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,760
- Always be the smartest
- guy in the room, Clarence.
- 252
- 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:39,263
- Now, that was just a
- sample, a test to see...
- 253
- 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:43,368
- If you had the balls...
- 254
- 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:47,505
- To pull that off and when
- you did...
- 255
- 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,708
- I took over from there.
- 256
- 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,277
- So, that's your plan, to have an
- asshole hit on her in a bar?
- 257
- 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,779
- Because that happens
- to her every night.
- 258
- 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,581
- No, I think in your
- case we're gonna need...
- 259
- 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:02,787
- Something a little bit more...
- How'd you say, grand?
- 260
- 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,092
- Are you out of
- your fucking mind?
- 261
- 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,460
- You don't like it?
- 262
- 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,628
- No, of course, I don't
- fucking like it.
- 263
- 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,497
- Why not?
- 264
- 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,631
- It's illegal, it's
- dangerous, it's completely...
- 265
- 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,766
- It's genius.
- 266
- 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,267
- How, how, how is it genius?
- 267
- 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,069
- It's exactly what she wants,
- man.
- 268
- 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,604
- You're gonna sweep her
- off her feet.
- 269
- 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:23,708
- You get to be the hero, you have
- a little alone time to bond.
- 270
- 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,210
- I'll be in control
- the whole time.
- 271
- 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,513
- It's insane, it's insane!
- It's...
- 272
- 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,148
- It's perfect.
- 273
- 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,720
- Okay, all right, what if
- something happens?
- 274
- 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,422
- What if we get caught,
- what if someone gets hurts?
- 275
- 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,523
- It's too dangerous.
- 276
- 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,158
- It's not fucking dangerous...
- 277
- 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,759
- It's controlled chaos,
- totally different.
- 278
- 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,362
- No, no, no, I'm not doing it,
- I'm not doing it!
- 279
- 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,130
- Fine.
- Fine!
- 280
- 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,332
- Fine, go, leave.
- 281
- 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,670
- Three... two... one...
- 282
- 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,074
- All right, how do I even
- pull this off?
- 283
- 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,510
- Always be the smartest guy
- in the room.
- 284
- 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,678
- Okay, you keep saying that...
- 285
- 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,613
- But what exactly does that mean?
- 286
- 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,715
- It means, don't put
- yourself in situations...
- 287
- 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,284
- That you cannot control.
- 288
- 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,286
- Know the people, know
- the circumstances.
- 289
- 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,088
- Be the smartest guy.
- 290
- 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:14,459
- $25,000... next weekend.
- 291
- 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,660
- Take it or leave it.
- 292
- 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,555
- <i>Clarence
- the great American actress...</i>
- 293
- 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,258
- <i>Mae west once said,
- "every man I meet...</i>"
- 294
- 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,661
- <i>"Wants to protect me, but
- I can't figure out what from."</i>
- 295
- 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,685
- What?
- 296
- 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,804
- Shit!
- 297
- 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,644
- Hey, it's Alex...
- 298
- 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,947
- Did I leave a red folder
- somewhere in the back?
- 299
- 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,885
- No? Shit!
- 300
- 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,720
- I'm gonna have to come
- look for it.
- 301
- 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,723
- All right, yeah, no, it's
- cool, I'll see you in a second.
- 302
- 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,325
- Thanks.
- 303
- 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,450
- Whoa!
- 304
- 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,219
- I'm... I'm...
- 305
- 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,887
- Holy shit, you scared
- the hell out of me!
- 306
- 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,689
- I didn't see you.
- 307
- 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,624
- Yeah, I'm sure you didn't,
- pulling out that fast.
- 308
- 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,959
- Look, I'm...
- 309
- 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,427
- You should watch where
- you're going.
- 310
- 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,795
- I'm sorry.
- 311
- 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,499
- Yeah, you said that.
- 312
- 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:41,739
- Would you like to get
- dinner with me sometime?
- 313
- 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,610
- Did you really just ask me out?
- 314
- 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,878
- Whoa, whoa!
- 315
- 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,514
- Hey, what the hell?
- 316
- 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,560
- That little slut!
- 317
- 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,032
- I'll take it from here.
- 318
- 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:12,703
- What the hell!
- 319
- 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:18,809
- Help me!
- 320
- 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,044
- Hey!
- 321
- 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,982
- Help me! Somebody!
- I'm being attacked!
- 322
- 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:33,924
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- 323
- 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:50,775
- Get down, get down!
- 324
- 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,784
- Hey, don't fucking judge us!
- 325
- 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,986
- You've never seen an
- interracial couple before?
- 326
- 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,489
- Stop that!
- 327
- 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,458
- What, I thought you
- fucking liked me, man! God!
- 328
- 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,395
- Here.
- 329
- 00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:13,431
- Hurry!
- Get in the Van!
- 330
- 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,800
- Hurry!
- Get the rope!
- 331
- 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,769
- - What? No! Rape!
- - Don't you hurt her!
- 332
- 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,371
- Give me the bag!
- 333
- 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,839
- How about you give me a minute!
- 334
- 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,574
- This bitch broke my fucking
- hand!
- 335
- 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,910
- Give me the fucking bag!
- Okay, here's your bag!
- 336
- 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,712
- Yo, yo, yo, move, motherfucker!
- 337
- 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:31,615
- I drive.
- 338
- 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,028
- What, man?
- 339
- 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,696
- Bro, how the fuck
- did you take a kick...
- 340
- 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,098
- To the balls like that?
- 341
- 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,632
- Don't you know,
- I'm all dick, baby!
- 342
- 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,869
- Who are you people?
- 343
- 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,637
- Shut the fuck up
- and we won't hurt you.
- 344
- 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,406
- Dude, this is fucking
- bullshit, man.
- 345
- 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,041
- - Like, I should totally...
- - Where are you taking me?
- 346
- 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,542
- Have one of those cool,
- voice-box thingies.
- 347
- 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,144
- Like, I would murder
- it with that shit.
- 348
- 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,912
- You know that, right, bro?
- 349
- 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,415
- I'm trying to make up for
- these ridiculous masks you got.
- 350
- 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,584
- Ridiculous masks?
- More like iconic masks!
- 351
- 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,120
- All the coolest criminals
- have iconic masks.
- 352
- 00:23:09,122 --> 00:23:10,921
- Patrick Swayze, point break.
- 353
- 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,390
- Ben affleck, the town.
- 354
- 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:15,459
- Fucking even Bob deniro
- in the heat.
- 355
- 00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:18,596
- For real though,
- Nicki Minaj is an icon...
- 356
- 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,030
- As far as I'm concerned.
- 357
- 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,899
- She is an icon, blow
- that shit up, bro.
- 358
- 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,502
- You seen that music video?
- You seen them hips?
- 359
- 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,437
- You seen them, y'all seen them?
- 360
- 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:27,838
- Put your fucking mask back on...
- 361
- 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,874
- And don't take it off
- until I say.
- 362
- 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,143
- Turn right.
- 363
- 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,614
- Ow, fuck!
- 364
- 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,015
- Hold still!
- 365
- 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,617
- Where are you taking me?
- 366
- 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:40,985
- Your atm, honey.
- 367
- 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,653
- I'm going through a divorce...
- 368
- 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,188
- All my money is frozen,
- i can't pay you right now!
- 369
- 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:47,024
- Hold still!
- We don't want your money.
- 370
- 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,759
- What the fuck do you
- want from me?
- 371
- 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,528
- Hold her!
- 372
- 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,196
- We're gonna find out just
- how valuable you are...
- 373
- 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,697
- To your friend here.
- 374
- 00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:55,599
- We got five, can I get
- five, got ten...
- 375
- 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,935
- Where are the headphones?
- 20, 25, 30!
- 376
- 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,503
- Hey, just keep still, all right!
- 377
- 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:00,738
- We're all good back here.
- 378
- 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,474
- Speak for yourself.
- 379
- 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:05,943
- Here we go.
- 380
- 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,012
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- 381
- 00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:10,681
- Seriously?
- 382
- 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,917
- Okay, now we're good.
- 383
- 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,496
- Is he fucking retarded?
- 384
- 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,932
- Yo, that was my momma, dude!
- 385
- 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,100
- Motherfucker... turn off
- y'all phones!
- 386
- 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,769
- Give them to me, all of them!
- 387
- 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,704
- And make sure you grab
- theirs, too.
- 388
- 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,806
- Oh, I'll get hers, there you go.
- 389
- 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,209
- - Hah-hah... where is it? Oh, oh!
- - Oh, my god, no, stop!
- 390
- 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:39,777
- Get your hands off of her!
- 391
- 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,479
- Calm your tits!
- 392
- 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,113
- Your fucking girlfriend...
- 393
- 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,949
- No! Stop!
- 394
- 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,984
- Pervert.
- Oh, no, no!
- 395
- 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,118
- Phone.
- 396
- 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,057
- Where's the turn?
- 397
- 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,993
- It's just up ahead.
- 398
- 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,545
- Hey, man.
- 399
- 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,647
- Could I get the code, please?
- I'd really appreciate it.
- 400
- 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,015
- Oh, yeah, it's written
- on my hand.
- 401
- 00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,986
- Why the fuck is it
- written on your hand?
- 402
- 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,588
- It's a new code, all right,
- i couldn't fucking remember it.
- 403
- 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,524
- That's actually really smart,
- if you think about it.
- 404
- 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:28,058
- I mean, he probably like doesn't
- even want us to know...
- 405
- 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,927
- The real code, so he's just like
- making up a fake code.
- 406
- 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,729
- That's awesome, you know!
- 407
- 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,575
- All right, motherfucker,
- let's do this.
- 408
- 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,176
- Yo, yo, yo! Cool it, ninja.
- 409
- 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,778
- What?
- You got watch.
- 410
- 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:48,746
- What are you
- talking about, what?
- 411
- 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,814
- You drive, you watch.
- 412
- 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,116
- That's the rules.
- 413
- 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,150
- Ah, ha!
- 414
- 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,718
- Dude, go fuck yourself, man.
- 415
- 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,720
- You're not the boss of me.
- He's not the boss of me.
- 416
- 00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:02,560
- Come on, move, move!
- 417
- 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:03,594
- Ah!
- 418
- 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,130
- All right, where's mine?
- 419
- 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:12,636
- You're kidding, right?
- A rubber gun?
- 420
- 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,306
- No. What?
- 421
- 00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:16,907
- If I had some bullets
- in this thing I'd blow...
- 422
- 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,142
- Your fucking head off.
- 423
- 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,343
- That's nice, tough guy.
- 424
- 00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:30,721
- You ready for this, cakes?
- 425
- 00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,827
- You know, it'll all
- be over real soon.
- 426
- 00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:40,264
- And then...
- 427
- 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,903
- Here.
- 428
- 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,742
- Happily ever after.
- 429
- 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,045
- Promise?
- 430
- 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,246
- I promise.
- 431
- 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,330
- Don't you worry, I'm gonna
- figure a way out of this.
- 432
- 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,932
- She can't hear you, bro.
- 433
- 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,769
- Just give me the gun.
- 434
- 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,738
- If you kiss me,
- I'm gonna hit you, bro.
- 435
- 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,072
- Hey, hey!
- 436
- 00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:26,810
- When I say so, all right?
- 437
- 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,684
- Channel three.
- 438
- 00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:36,954
- Yeah, yeah, totally,
- channel three. Mm-hm, mm-hm...
- 439
- 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:40,424
- Hey, boss?
- Just a real quick question...
- 440
- 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,059
- Uh, you didn't give me a gun.
- 441
- 00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:44,228
- Mm-hm.
- 442
- 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,264
- Why don't I get a gun?
- 443
- 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,166
- Honestly?
- Yeah.
- 444
- 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,002
- Because you're fucking nuts
- and I don't trust you.
- 445
- 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,109
- This is fucking bullshit.
- 446
- 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,690
- All right, good talk.
- 447
- 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:14,091
- Whoo!
- Whoa!
- 448
- 00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,893
- Get in there, bitch!
- 449
- 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,899
- Oh, shit.
- 450
- 00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,169
- Shut it off!
- Shut it off!
- 451
- 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,071
- Shut it off!
- 452
- 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:30,140
- And you, you didn't think there
- was gonna be a fucking alarm?
- 453
- 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:33,143
- Don't do anything
- until I tell you to.
- 454
- 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,211
- Fucking nimrod!
- 455
- 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:38,315
- Get down!
- Get down, now!
- 456
- 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:40,250
- What's this?
- 457
- 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:43,320
- - Whoo!
- - Hey, stop!
- 458
- 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,455
- Ow!
- 459
- 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:45,422
- Stay on the ground!
- 460
- 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,291
- Hey, is the house empty?
- 461
- 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,260
- Not now, but yes, it was.
- 462
- 00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:51,829
- Motherfucker, don't make me
- hurt you!
- 463
- 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,230
- Yes, the house is empty,
- i live alone, all right...
- 464
- 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,732
- Ask your fucking questions
- better!
- 465
- 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,868
- Get down, down!
- 466
- 00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:06,343
- Everybody, quiet.
- 467
- 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:09,780
- Now, we know there's somebody
- very important to you...
- 468
- 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:12,416
- Who is under that hood right
- there, Clarence duffield.
- 469
- 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,752
- How do you know who I am?
- 470
- 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:17,988
- I'll ask the questions...
- Or I can shoot her in the head.
- 471
- 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,523
- No, no, okay, okay!
- 472
- 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:22,126
- Okay, so, what we need is
- $50,000 in the next hour.
- 473
- 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,327
- Do you think you could
- make that happen?
- 474
- 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,229
- 50? I thought we said...
- 475
- 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,030
- Ow, shit, can you not
- do that so hard?
- 476
- 00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:28,532
- Motherfucker, what?
- 477
- 00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:30,200
- Ow, fuck, my ear!
- 478
- 00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:35,105
- Will you, uh, take her away?
- 479
- 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,978
- Up! Get up now! Move.
- 480
- 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,315
- Man, what the fuck is this?
- 481
- 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:46,483
- Don't worry about him.
- 482
- 00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:47,818
- I'm the one paying you,
- you know?
- 483
- 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,119
- Bitch, I don't work for you.
- 484
- 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,721
- Will you do something
- about this, please?
- 485
- 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,359
- Would you please go upstairs
- and just trash stuff?
- 486
- 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,994
- Wait, why does
- he have to do that?
- 487
- 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,096
- You want it to seem
- authentic, don't you?
- 488
- 00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,099
- I guess, but...
- 489
- 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,901
- There's no buts.
- 490
- 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:06,003
- We either do this for real
- or we don't do it at all.
- 491
- 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:07,237
- Hm?
- 492
- 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,405
- No, I...
- 493
- 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:17,381
- You got a vicodan or oxy,
- by any chance?
- 494
- 00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:19,283
- Uh, I don't think so.
- 495
- 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,285
- Sorry.
- 496
- 00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:22,219
- No worries.
- 497
- 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,105
- Whoo!
- 498
- 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:48,478
- What's with the voice?
- 499
- 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,347
- Anonymity thing.
- 500
- 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,381
- Nice touch.
- 501
- 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,950
- Thank you.
- 502
- 00:30:54,485 --> 00:30:56,253
- So, where's the money?
- 503
- 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:58,622
- You'll get your money.
- First I need time with her.
- 504
- 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:00,457
- Really?
- 505
- 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,626
- Yeah, that's the only
- way this is gonna work.
- 506
- 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,564
- Well, okay.
- 507
- 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:08,866
- Make it count.
- 508
- 00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,137
- Shall we?
- 509
- 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,240
- Yeah.
- Come on.
- 510
- 00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:48,305
- Help! Help!
- Hey, it's me, it's me!
- 511
- 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:50,307
- Who are you!
- It's me, it's Clarence!
- 512
- 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:54,978
- Oh, you don't know me,
- I'm, uh... hi, I'm Clarence.
- 513
- 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,313
- But I'm not one of them.
- 514
- 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,482
- See?
- 515
- 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:01,151
- What's going on?
- 516
- 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:03,553
- That's complicated.
- 517
- 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,025
- Where are we?
- 518
- 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:11,228
- Uh, we're at my house.
- 519
- 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:14,698
- You live here?
- 520
- 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,701
- Uh, yeah.
- 521
- 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,538
- What do they want from us?
- 522
- 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:23,507
- Uh... it's not you they want...
- 523
- 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,543
- That is actually not true...
- It is true.
- 524
- 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:30,213
- It's more of what they want
- from me, for you.
- 525
- 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,483
- Doesn't really look that way.
- 526
- 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,655
- See... uh...
- 527
- 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:42,025
- They brought you here
- because I...
- 528
- 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:47,097
- Because I...
- 529
- 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,065
- Because I...
- 530
- 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,566
- Because why?
- 531
- 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,435
- Because they knew i...
- 532
- 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:52,736
- We need to have a chat!
- 533
- 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,738
- No, stop, stop, please!
- Wait! Stop, stop, no!
- 534
- 00:32:58,576 --> 00:33:01,244
- All right, what the hell
- are you doing?
- 535
- 00:33:01,246 --> 00:33:02,346
- You always gotta leave them
- wanting more.
- 536
- 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,181
- What?
- 537
- 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:05,615
- You were about to re-enact the
- goddamn notebook in there.
- 538
- 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,551
- No, I wasn't, and you don't have
- to be so fucking rough.
- 539
- 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:10,620
- Do you want this to feel
- real for her or not? Hm?
- 540
- 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:12,089
- It's your money, man.
- 541
- 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:15,359
- It is your move.
- I am just here to help you.
- 542
- 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:16,693
- Okay.
- 543
- 00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,462
- You gonna let me do my job?
- Yeah, okay.
- 544
- 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:19,563
- Please?
- Yes.
- 545
- 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,999
- Thank you.
- 546
- 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:26,203
- Let's just take a beat
- and just relax, all right?
- 547
- 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,638
- And we'll go back out there
- and we'll get into it.
- 548
- 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,040
- This is a very nice room.
- 549
- 00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:38,015
- Hey, what was he saying?
- 550
- 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:41,351
- You really wanna know?
- 551
- 00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:54,064
- Well... girl to girl, we have
- on good authority...
- 552
- 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:59,770
- That your friend Clarence will
- pay big bucks for your safety.
- 553
- 00:33:59,772 --> 00:34:03,707
- Why would he do that?
- I don't even know him.
- 554
- 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,642
- Because he's in love with you.
- 555
- 00:34:08,312 --> 00:34:10,814
- Kind of romantic, if you ask me.
- 556
- 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:24,361
- <i>Man hey, post one to post two...</i>
- 557
- 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,063
- <i>I'm heading out to do my rounds.</i>
- 558
- 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,785
- <i>Will you cover the south
- side gate for me?</i>
- 559
- 00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:37,107
- Um... which gate is that,
- again?
- 560
- 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:41,278
- <i>Man
- south side. This post two?</i>
- 561
- 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,313
- Hey bro, can I get a better
- name than post two?
- 562
- 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:44,815
- That's a total bitch name.
- 563
- 00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,721
- <i>Man who is this?</i>
- 564
- 00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:07,104
- Will you quit touching shit?
- 565
- 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,106
- Hey, not all of us have our
- boyfriends...
- 566
- 00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:10,340
- Doing the heavy lifting.
- 567
- 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,741
- Fuck you!
- 568
- 00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:14,578
- Fuck you!
- 569
- 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,812
- She's gone!
- 570
- 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,248
- Shit!
- Shit!
- 571
- 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,351
- Where the fuck did she go!
- 572
- 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,520
- I don't fucking know!
- 573
- 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,122
- Fucking kidding me!
- 574
- 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,607
- Nicki, we got a runner.
- 575
- 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,475
- Eyes open, she might be headed
- your way.
- 576
- 00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:55,152
- She's in the elevator.
- 577
- 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:56,786
- Whoa!
- 578
- 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:59,256
- Whoa, whoa, it's okay,
- it's me, it's me!
- 579
- 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:00,891
- Thank god.
- 580
- 00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:05,762
- Follow me, follow me!
- 581
- 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,497
- Come on, come on, hurry up!
- Let's go!
- 582
- 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:10,600
- Where do you think you're going?
- 583
- 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,902
- Hey, hey! Please, can we go?
- Huh?
- 584
- 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,243
- This way!
- No, this way!
- 585
- 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:23,380
- Shit, fuck, fuck!
- 586
- 00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,649
- Shit.
- 587
- 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,551
- <i>Clarence
- famous Spanish painter...</i>
- 588
- 00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:30,187
- <i>Pablo Picasso once said,
- "i don't believe in accidents..</i>"
- 589
- 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:32,322
- <i>"There are only
- encounters in history..."</i>
- 590
- 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:34,391
- <i>"There are no accidents."</i>
- 591
- 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:46,503
- Oh, shit.
- 592
- 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,773
- You okay, bro?
- 593
- 00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:56,313
- Agh... god!
- 594
- 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,380
- What the fuck was that?
- 595
- 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,848
- Get your ass in here, dude!
- 596
- 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,618
- Whoa, what the fuck
- happened here!
- 597
- 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,954
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, wait!
- 598
- 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:09,693
- Let her go.
- 599
- 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,795
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
- Don't do anything stupid.
- 600
- 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:14,264
- Do it, baby! Pull the
- trigger! I want you to!
- 601
- 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,865
- You want your money,
- you let her go.
- 602
- 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:18,868
- What's wrong? Agh!
- 603
- 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:20,904
- I'll be right back.
- Oh, no, no...
- 604
- 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,505
- Don't move!
- 605
- 00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:26,009
- What's going on!
- 606
- 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:32,315
- Baby, baby.
- 607
- 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:34,651
- Baby, it's okay, it's okay.
- 608
- 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,353
- Relax, it's okay.
- 609
- 00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:38,521
- Everything's okay,
- it's just a little...
- 610
- 00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:40,557
- He's dead, he's dead!
- 611
- 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:44,628
- I know... I know he's dead and
- I'm really sad about it, too...
- 612
- 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:45,929
- I'm super sad.
- 613
- 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,497
- What the hell happened?
- 614
- 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:49,566
- Freak accident.
- 615
- 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,676
- This an...
- Babe... babe, i...
- 616
- 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:02,812
- I wanna go home, I can't
- do this anymore.
- 617
- 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:04,481
- I'm sorry, I can't do this
- anymore.
- 618
- 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:09,386
- No, no, listen, you can do this.
- We can do this together.
- 619
- 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,755
- Because remember tonight,
- it changes everything...
- 620
- 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:15,625
- And if we can make it through
- tonight, then come tomorrow...
- 621
- 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,427
- We can have everything
- that we ever wanted.
- 622
- 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,062
- Remember, happily ever after?
- 623
- 00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:22,632
- We can't let one little
- accident change that, right?
- 624
- 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,800
- Yeah!
- 625
- 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:27,304
- No, you can do it.
- Put that on.
- 626
- 00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:31,074
- Let me hold that for just a
- second while you put on your...
- 627
- 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,575
- Yeah.
- 628
- 00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:35,612
- All right, there you go.
- There you go.
- 629
- 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,947
- This... this mask was a really
- good choice.
- 630
- 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:40,817
- You look great, really.
- Come on, atta' girl!
- 631
- 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,352
- Thank you.
- Go for it!
- 632
- 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:43,553
- Atta' girl!
- 633
- 00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:49,726
- Come on!
- Clarence! What the...
- 634
- 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,027
- I'll take care of everything.
- 635
- 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:53,363
- Move! Faster!
- I promise.
- 636
- 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:55,932
- What the fuck is this, huh?
- Was this part of the deal?
- 637
- 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,854
- How was I supposed to know
- this was gonna happen?
- 638
- 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:01,538
- What am I supposed to do
- with this?
- 639
- 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,840
- See, that's funny, because
- i distinctly remember...
- 640
- 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,942
- You saying that no one
- would get hurt.
- 641
- 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:10,747
- Are you suggesting
- that this is my fault.
- 642
- 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:16,453
- Okay, no, no, I can fix this.
- I can fix this.
- 643
- 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,722
- Yeah, you're gonna fix this.
- How are you gonna fix this?
- 644
- 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,858
- I'll pay you more money.
- 645
- 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,528
- Guess that changes the splits.
- 646
- 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,734
- Step into my office.
- 647
- 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:42,011
- Talk to me.
- 648
- 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,880
- I'll pay you $30,000.
- 649
- 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,715
- You're suggesting that
- this dead young man's life...
- 650
- 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,851
- Is only worth a $5,000 premium?
- 651
- 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:52,489
- No, no, I think that...
- 652
- 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,759
- Hey, hey, you, yeah...
- Don't poke him!
- 653
- 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:57,394
- What?
- He's dead.
- 654
- 00:39:57,396 --> 00:40:00,497
- Okay, fine, fine,
- I'll pay you $50,000.
- 655
- 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,432
- All right, I want it
- transferred now.
- 656
- 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:03,733
- No transfers, it's all
- going to be in cash.
- 657
- 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,135
- Show it to me, where is it?
- 658
- 00:40:05,137 --> 00:40:07,103
- You'll see it when
- i want you to see it.
- 659
- 00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:11,174
- Clarence, do not get smart
- with me.
- 660
- 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,042
- I am not in the mood.
- 661
- 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:14,978
- All right, there's a dead guy
- we gotta deal with here...
- 662
- 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:17,547
- Hey, you want your
- money, I want my girl.
- 663
- 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,883
- So, you don't harm a hair
- on her head or mine...
- 664
- 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:21,518
- If you want to see that money.
- 665
- 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,953
- This was your idea,
- remember that.
- 666
- 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,589
- Yeah, all right, fine.
- 667
- 00:40:27,658 --> 00:40:29,125
- $75,000 it is.
- 668
- 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:32,729
- What? We just...
- 669
- 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,865
- Excuse me, but the game
- has changed a little bit...
- 670
- 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,200
- Don't you think?
- 671
- 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:39,436
- We're dealing with damages now,
- man.
- 672
- 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:42,639
- This dead guy here,
- he had nine kids.
- 673
- 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:44,107
- He had triplets three
- times over.
- 674
- 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,142
- He didn't even know what
- a condom was and the fact...
- 675
- 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,178
- Of the matter is, he's got
- a lot of obligations...
- 676
- 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,747
- And now those obligations
- are my obligations.
- 677
- 00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:52,749
- It's gonna be on me
- and I'm gonna...
- 678
- 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:55,919
- It's where I'm going after i
- get rid of his fucking corpse.
- 679
- 00:40:55,921 --> 00:40:58,955
- Speaking of which, can you
- stop doing drugs for a minute...
- 680
- 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:01,958
- Please, and just take care
- of this?
- 681
- 00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:09,466
- Un-fucking-professional.
- 682
- 00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:10,633
- Thank you.
- 683
- 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,837
- Are you coming back for him?
- 684
- 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,805
- I'm going to get help, asshole!
- 685
- 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:30,153
- Hey, will you call kj...
- I mean, selina...
- 686
- 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,622
- And get down here and help me?
- 687
- 00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,624
- I will in a second.
- 688
- 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,595
- Please tell me you're
- not done with that.
- 689
- 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:41,097
- I've never fucking duct
- taped anyone before!
- 690
- 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,700
- Go!
- 691
- 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,244
- Hey, I'm really sorry
- about your friend.
- 692
- 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,181
- He wasn't my friend.
- 693
- 00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:01,885
- Well, whoever he is, I can
- tell it's really affecting you.
- 694
- 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:04,854
- Well, it's not.
- Please don't talk to me.
- 695
- 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,190
- Then what is?
- 696
- 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,792
- Listen, I can tell you're
- a really good person...
- 697
- 00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:12,896
- You just got yourself in a
- really tough situation.
- 698
- 00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,831
- You don't know
- anything about me.
- 699
- 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,902
- You're right... I don't.
- 700
- 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,873
- My name's Alex.
- 701
- 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,675
- Am I allowed to know your name?
- 702
- 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:38,054
- Selina, can you come
- help me with this, please?
- 703
- 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:42,959
- Selina! Selina?
- 704
- 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:51,868
- She got away!
- 705
- 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:53,736
- What! Where is she!
- 706
- 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,004
- I don't know, shut up!
- 707
- 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,606
- How could you let this
- happen again?
- 708
- 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,209
- Help me find her!
- 709
- 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,313
- Fuck!
- 710
- 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:14,157
- Fuck. Oh, come on.
- 711
- 00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:38,147
- Shit! Shit!
- 712
- 00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:43,886
- Where are you, you little bitch!
- 713
- 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:53,062
- All clear!
- 714
- 00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:29,365
- Oh, god... oh.
- 715
- 00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:37,173
- Gotcha!
- 716
- 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:39,809
- Oh, shit!
- 717
- 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,049
- Shit!
- 718
- 00:44:52,389 --> 00:44:53,356
- Agh!
- 719
- 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:54,991
- What the fuck are you doing?
- 720
- 00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,360
- What?
- 721
- 00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:59,395
- Why aren't you answering?
- 722
- 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,230
- What are you talking about?
- 723
- 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,233
- Check, check!
- 724
- 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:07,070
- Son of a bitch, you were
- on the wrong channel, kj!
- 725
- 00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:08,905
- All right... what are you...
- 726
- 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,109
- Okay, that makes perfect sense.
- 727
- 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:15,311
- What makes sense?
- 728
- 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:18,047
- There was this guy
- and he called me post two...
- 729
- 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:21,017
- And I was like, listen, bitch,
- I'm not post two, okay?
- 730
- 00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:23,252
- Oh, my god!
- 731
- 00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:24,721
- Hey, Emma?
- 732
- 00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:26,889
- Yeah, you're gonna want
- to get out here.
- 733
- 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,424
- <i>What's wrong?</i>
- 734
- 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:30,226
- Um, we have a friend.
- And by, "a friend,"
- 735
- 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,828
- I mean a potential enemy.
- 736
- 00:45:33,831 --> 00:45:36,032
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- 737
- 00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:40,269
- Aw, not now.
- 738
- 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:51,981
- Dispatch, this is unit 219,
- code 6 on a 459a...
- 739
- 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:55,351
- At 585 Crescent place...
- 740
- 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:56,486
- Standby.
- 741
- 00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:00,089
- Hi, there.
- 742
- 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,824
- Hi, there, hi.
- 743
- 00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:05,495
- What seems to
- be the issue, officer?
- 744
- 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,330
- We got a call from
- the security company...
- 745
- 00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:08,965
- About an alarm here.
- 746
- 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:11,300
- They called for a response,
- but didn't hear back.
- 747
- 00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:17,507
- Is that so?
- 748
- 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,077
- Yes, that's so.
- 749
- 00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:49,906
- Agh!
- 750
- 00:46:55,947 --> 00:47:00,183
- Shit on Carl...
- Shit on Carl...
- 751
- 00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:04,453
- Patrick ain't got
- tickets to the gun show.
- 752
- 00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:06,556
- Fuck yeah!
- 753
- 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,602
- Aw, don't worry, little
- darlin', he won't mind.
- 754
- 00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:22,138
- Let me see that thing.
- 755
- 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:23,439
- Oh.
- 756
- 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,879
- Oh, oops.
- 757
- 00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:33,115
- Aw...
- 758
- 00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:35,618
- You're so fucking sick.
- 759
- 00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,320
- Oh, look, now we're twins.
- 760
- 00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,425
- Do you want to tell
- me what it is...
- 761
- 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,060
- You're all doing out
- here at this time of night?
- 762
- 00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:50,933
- Uh... just helping our buddy
- do some moving, you know?
- 763
- 00:47:50,935 --> 00:47:53,269
- Uh, right, Clarence?
- 764
- 00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:56,372
- Yep...
- 765
- 00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:03,412
- Who owns the Van?
- 766
- 00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:04,513
- I do.
- 767
- 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,016
- And you live here?
- 768
- 00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:09,051
- Actually, I do, sir.
- 769
- 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:11,220
- Okay.
- 770
- 00:48:14,591 --> 00:48:17,393
- Do you mind if I take a look
- and see what's inside the Van?
- 771
- 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:21,163
- No, don't mind at all.
- 772
- 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:26,569
- Oh!
- 773
- 00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:38,314
- What, uh...
- 774
- 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:41,217
- I need you to go
- get Clarence, please.
- 775
- 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:42,652
- I want you to go get Clarence.
- 776
- 00:48:42,654 --> 00:48:46,055
- Clarence is busy at the moment.
- Can I take a message?
- 777
- 00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:50,526
- Please go get Clarence.
- 778
- 00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:54,597
- You don't need Clarence,
- you got Carl right here.
- 779
- 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:55,698
- Carl?
- 780
- 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,199
- Is that your name?
- 781
- 00:48:57,201 --> 00:48:59,135
- Uh, I meant, narl.
- 782
- 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:01,337
- No, no, you said, Carl.
- 783
- 00:49:01,339 --> 00:49:02,638
- Is Carl your name?
- 784
- 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,006
- No!
- Yeah.
- 785
- 00:49:04,008 --> 00:49:05,141
- No!
- Carl!
- 786
- 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:06,108
- Carl!
- 787
- 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:07,209
- No!
- 788
- 00:49:08,512 --> 00:49:10,146
- Don't say that!
- 789
- 00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:12,682
- Don't you dare!
- 790
- 00:49:12,684 --> 00:49:15,518
- Don't do it, don't move!
- It's not worth it, man.
- 791
- 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,686
- Patrick, are you crazy?
- 792
- 00:49:16,688 --> 00:49:17,954
- It's either him or us,
- baby cakes.
- 793
- 00:49:17,956 --> 00:49:19,522
- No!
- 794
- 00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:21,157
- It doesn't have to go down
- like this, Patrick.
- 795
- 00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:24,327
- You know, it took you like
- 30 minutes to get here, man!
- 796
- 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,529
- Your response time sucks.
- 797
- 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,501
- Hey! Get off her!
- 798
- 00:49:32,503 --> 00:49:34,270
- Stay back, lover boy!
- 799
- 00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:36,038
- <i>Clarence 30th president
- of the United States...</i>
- 800
- 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,740
- <i>Calvin coolidge once said...</i>
- 801
- 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:41,410
- <i>"Heroism is not only in the
- man, but in the occasion."</i>
- 802
- 00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:52,388
- Fuck!
- 803
- 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:53,522
- What did you do!
- Fuck!
- 804
- 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,725
- That was awesome!
- 805
- 00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:01,697
- You fucking shot me.
- 806
- 00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:05,634
- Fuck you, you little fucking...
- 807
- 00:50:13,210 --> 00:50:14,276
- God...
- 808
- 00:50:17,114 --> 00:50:18,647
- Turn off the fucking lights, kj!
- 809
- 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:21,317
- Turn off the fucking lights
- and put the body in the Van!
- 810
- 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:23,319
- Fuck! Fuck!
- 811
- 00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:26,655
- Huh...
- 812
- 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,500
- Get off me, son.
- 813
- 00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:47,176
- Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry,
- I'm so sorry!
- 814
- 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,715
- You saved my life.
- 815
- 00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:56,085
- What? Yeah...
- 816
- 00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,787
- I guess I did.
- 817
- 00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:01,757
- Clarence, look out!
- 818
- 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,827
- This... whole... thing...
- 819
- 00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:09,398
- Has... gone... to... shit!
- 820
- 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,601
- Stop it, stop it you
- fucking coward!
- 821
- 00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:14,270
- You're next.
- 822
- 00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:15,638
- Get your ass up!
- 823
- 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,741
- Walk!
- 824
- 00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:26,816
- Emma!
- 825
- 00:51:27,851 --> 00:51:29,585
- I need you!
- 826
- 00:51:34,624 --> 00:51:36,592
- Yes.
- 827
- 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,130
- This is fucking awesome.
- 828
- 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:43,766
- Get down the stairs...
- 829
- 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,668
- - What the fuck is wrong with you?
- - Okay, okay!
- 830
- 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:47,470
- I swear to god, man.
- 831
- 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,307
- Go on!
- 832
- 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:53,142
- Real guns were not part
- of the plan!
- 833
- 00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:54,810
- He was trying to fucking
- kill her!
- 834
- 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,814
- What the hell...
- What's going on here?
- 835
- 00:51:58,816 --> 00:52:02,351
- The deal is done, Clarence,
- the game has changed!
- 836
- 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:04,253
- No, no, no, wait, this
- is not what we agreed to!
- 837
- 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:06,388
- Fuck you, man! Did you just
- shoot a fucking cop?
- 838
- 00:52:06,390 --> 00:52:07,890
- If you hadn't of brought
- a gun...
- 839
- 00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:09,458
- You wouldn't have just
- killed a fucking cop!
- 840
- 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,759
- If I hadn't brought
- the fucking gun...
- 841
- 00:52:10,761 --> 00:52:12,595
- Then we would all be
- in jail right now.
- 842
- 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:15,364
- So, shut your fucking mouth,
- before I blow your nuts off...
- 843
- 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,799
- And you won't even have
- a chance to use them...
- 844
- 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,367
- With your little crush!
- 845
- 00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:20,703
- You saved the girl,
- you beat the bad guys.
- 846
- 00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:22,538
- You even took a fucking
- bullet for her!
- 847
- 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:26,142
- So, congratulations, you're
- a goddamn hero, Clarence!
- 848
- 00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:27,409
- Bullet, I didn't take a bullet.
- 849
- 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,812
- Oh god!
- 850
- 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:32,581
- Always be the smartest guy
- in the room, remember?
- 851
- 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,450
- What is wrong with you.
- 852
- 00:52:34,452 --> 00:52:37,920
- It's $100,000 now and it's
- non-fucking-negotiable!
- 853
- 00:52:37,922 --> 00:52:40,389
- We have about 15, 20 minutes
- tops...
- 854
- 00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:41,924
- Until they come looking
- for that cop.
- 855
- 00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:44,760
- You clean up the blood and
- pull in the bodies, okay?
- 856
- 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:48,864
- Wait, when you say, " we",
- you mean just me and kj, right?
- 857
- 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,700
- Yes, I want you to clean it up.
- 858
- 00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:53,269
- I'm gonna go get the money.
- 859
- 00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:55,371
- Why don't... why can't
- i go get the money?
- 860
- 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:56,872
- You can have all of Carl's
- share...
- 861
- 00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:59,375
- Just please do what I say!
- 862
- 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:02,378
- That's right, have the black
- guy go clean everything up.
- 863
- 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:05,381
- I'm down with that. Mm-hm.
- 864
- 00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:09,451
- Yeah, cracker-ass cracker...
- 865
- 00:53:09,453 --> 00:53:11,954
- Is always telling me
- to clean shit up.
- 866
- 00:53:11,956 --> 00:53:14,423
- Ding-a-ding-a-ding
- - a-ding-a-hey!
- 867
- 00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:16,525
- Ding-a-ding-a-ding
- a-ding-a-hey!
- 868
- 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,194
- Ding-a-ding-a...
- 869
- 00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:20,329
- Housekeeping, I'm here
- to clean up the mess.
- 870
- 00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:22,531
- Oh, my god, this is disgusting.
- 871
- 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:26,635
- You've made such a disgusting
- mess of this room.
- 872
- 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,605
- No, seriously, you really
- did a number on my homies.
- 873
- 00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:31,774
- Well, I mean, that guy's
- my homie...
- 874
- 00:53:31,776 --> 00:53:33,609
- I don't even know this guy.
- 875
- 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:35,678
- You know how hard it is
- to make friends?
- 876
- 00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:47,823
- Dap it...
- 877
- 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,658
- Pound it...
- 878
- 00:53:51,528 --> 00:53:52,661
- My ninja.
- 879
- 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,567
- You stay there, okay?
- 880
- 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,236
- You, too.
- 881
- 00:54:19,823 --> 00:54:21,323
- Heavy.
- 882
- 00:54:23,793 --> 00:54:25,861
- Oh, honey bunny, talk to me.
- 883
- 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:29,031
- I can't, I can't do it anymore.
- 884
- 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:32,868
- Everything is going wrong,
- people are dying.
- 885
- 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:35,304
- This wasn't a part of the plan.
- 886
- 00:54:35,306 --> 00:54:37,740
- You can't plan for this
- sort of thing, honey...
- 887
- 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:41,277
- I mean, nobody knows what's
- going to happen really...
- 888
- 00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:42,978
- That's why they're called
- accidents.
- 889
- 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,980
- But you just shot that guy.
- 890
- 00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:47,916
- He wanted it, he was
- asking for it.
- 891
- 00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,852
- It's like a
- badge of honor for him.
- 892
- 00:54:49,854 --> 00:54:54,523
- But the police are gonna come
- and they're gonna accuse us...
- 893
- 00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:56,392
- They're gonna accuse us
- of murder.
- 894
- 00:54:56,394 --> 00:55:00,462
- No, no, no, no, no, no, honey,
- honey, look at me, look at me.
- 895
- 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:04,466
- No. Unh-unh, no.
- 896
- 00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:08,637
- I'm gonna clean
- that up, too. Mm-hm.
- 897
- 00:55:34,931 --> 00:55:36,765
- There's nothing to worry
- about, honey, we're gonna...
- 898
- 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:39,068
- Be long gone by the
- time the cops get here.
- 899
- 00:55:39,070 --> 00:55:41,470
- They won't even know
- that we were here.
- 900
- 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,105
- I'm just gonna go to the Van.
- 901
- 00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:45,708
- No, no, I need you here
- watching Alex...
- 902
- 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:47,609
- So that I can go and
- find the money.
- 903
- 00:55:49,446 --> 00:55:51,647
- Why did you say
- her name like that?
- 904
- 00:55:51,649 --> 00:55:53,048
- What do you mean?
- 905
- 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:57,619
- You just said "Alex" so
- casually... it's weird.
- 906
- 00:55:57,621 --> 00:55:59,488
- Well, yeah, I mean,
- that's her name.
- 907
- 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:01,857
- People call each other by
- their fucking names, right?
- 908
- 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,892
- What the fuck?
- 909
- 00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,595
- It's a name, that's what
- you're supposed to call...
- 910
- 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:08,664
- Somebody by, right?
- 911
- 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:09,865
- Is that, that?
- 912
- 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,567
- What do you call somebody by...
- 913
- 00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:12,735
- If you don't call somebody
- by their name?
- 914
- 00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:15,003
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- 915
- 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:17,106
- I'm just really freaking out.
- 916
- 00:56:17,108 --> 00:56:18,974
- I know, sweetheart, I know.
- 917
- 00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:22,711
- I'm here to protect you.
- 918
- 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,513
- Okay?
- 919
- 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:25,547
- Okay.
- 920
- 00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:42,631
- You know... I've never been
- with a woman before.
- 921
- 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,750
- I was gonna wait until
- later, but you know me...
- 922
- 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:04,153
- I'm just a hopeless romantic
- and I think it might help...
- 923
- 00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:06,688
- You see the finish line
- a little more clearly.
- 924
- 00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:13,195
- Oh my god!
- 925
- 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:16,832
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's... yep.
- 926
- 00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:21,570
- Oh, you know, we can
- make some adjustments...
- 927
- 00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:22,571
- To it, so it fits better.
- 928
- 00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:22,571
- It's custom made.
- 929
- 00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:25,441
- There's only one like it
- in the whole wide world.
- 930
- 00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:26,642
- Patrick, I love it!
- You love it?
- 931
- 00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:28,577
- Yeah?
- Yeah? Oh good.
- 932
- 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:31,213
- Oh wow... wow. Just,
- congratulations, mm-hm.
- 933
- 00:57:33,149 --> 00:57:37,119
- Are you happy? Good.
- 934
- 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:40,622
- We gotta get that money so i
- can afford to pay off that ring.
- 935
- 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,695
- Why don't you go take care of
- her and I'll go find that cash?
- 936
- 00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:50,032
- I love you.
- 937
- 00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:54,903
- I know.
- 938
- 00:58:12,121 --> 00:58:13,789
- Whoa...
- 939
- 00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:20,262
- This is so fucking ninja.
- 940
- 00:58:26,102 --> 00:58:27,703
- <i>Dispatch 10-18,
- can I get a status check...</i>
- 941
- 00:58:27,705 --> 00:58:28,804
- <i>On Crescent point?</i>
- 942
- 00:58:41,718 --> 00:58:43,986
- Code 6, standby.
- 943
- 00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,187
- <i>Dispatch
- 10-4.</i>
- 944
- 00:58:55,966 --> 00:58:58,867
- How's it going? Where were we?
- 945
- 00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:02,204
- The money, huh?
- 946
- 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:05,240
- I can't... I can't
- believe you shot me.
- 947
- 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:07,075
- Yeah, and I'll shoot you
- again if you don't tell me...
- 948
- 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:08,277
- Where the fucking money is, man.
- 949
- 00:59:08,279 --> 00:59:11,013
- Come on, Clarence.
- Work with me.
- 950
- 00:59:18,121 --> 00:59:19,888
- It's in the pool.
- 951
- 00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,758
- What do you mean
- it's in the pool?
- 952
- 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,127
- It's in the pool.
- 953
- 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:28,130
- Like, like it's
- floating in the pool?
- 954
- 00:59:28,132 --> 00:59:30,732
- What is it like wet bills? Am
- i going to have to fish it out?
- 955
- 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:33,068
- Come on, Clarence, you
- gonna piss me off here?
- 956
- 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,103
- It's in a case.
- 957
- 00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:39,708
- Like a box?
- 958
- 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:42,978
- Like a case... like a fuck...
- 959
- 00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:45,714
- Sealed? Water tight?
- 960
- 00:59:45,716 --> 00:59:49,051
- Like a Pulp Fiction
- transporter fucking case.
- 961
- 00:59:51,821 --> 00:59:55,190
- Clarence, you crazy bastard!
- 962
- 00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:56,992
- All right, well let's go
- for a dip!
- 963
- 00:59:57,961 --> 00:59:59,194
- Yeah... fuck yeah.
- 964
- 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,263
- What the fuck is that?
- 965
- 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:03,332
- Oh yeah, um, I found
- it in the cop car.
- 966
- 01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:05,334
- It's really cool, right?
- 967
- 01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:07,603
- It's like, I think it's like
- super like powerful and shit.
- 968
- 01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:08,670
- Okay, give it to me.
- 969
- 01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:09,605
- No!
- 970
- 01:00:09,607 --> 01:00:10,772
- No fucking way, man!
- 971
- 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,207
- Give me the fucking gun!
- 972
- 01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:14,876
- Hey, you haven't given
- me a gun all night, okay?
- 973
- 01:00:14,878 --> 01:00:18,146
- Then I go out on my own
- accord and find the biggest...
- 974
- 01:00:18,148 --> 01:00:20,148
- The baddest, the most
- dope gun...
- 975
- 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,317
- And then you try to take it
- away from me?
- 976
- 01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:25,988
- Like, no, man, fuck you!
- 977
- 01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:28,357
- Fine, hang onto it, you're gonna
- kill yourself with it anyway.
- 978
- 01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:30,058
- Come on, let's get to work.
- 979
- 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,927
- You're a dick, and
- i found another gun, too...
- 980
- 01:00:31,929 --> 01:00:33,489
- And I'm not even
- telling you about that.
- 981
- 01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:39,201
- Hi... I'm really sorry
- you got shot...
- 982
- 01:00:39,203 --> 01:00:41,336
- But would you mind telling me
- where the cleaning products are?
- 983
- 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:43,672
- It'd be like super helpful.
- 984
- 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,779
- I'm sorry it had to go
- down like this, Clarence.
- 985
- 01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:52,748
- You know, but think about it
- this way.
- 986
- 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:53,915
- You'll have a good story
- to tell...
- 987
- 01:00:53,917 --> 01:00:55,217
- You're gonna have a hell
- of a scar.
- 988
- 01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:57,686
- Chicks dig that sort
- of thing, man.
- 989
- 01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,888
- I'm a little jealous,
- personally.
- 990
- 01:01:01,758 --> 01:01:05,327
- Huh... you sneaky
- son of a bitch.
- 991
- 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:06,895
- Never would have guessed.
- 992
- 01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,830
- Well, I'm just full
- of surprises.
- 993
- 01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:32,054
- Hey, my music isn't
- bothering you guys, right?
- 994
- 01:01:37,326 --> 01:01:40,162
- Ready for it, ready for it.
- Oh, yeah, dance funk.
- 995
- 01:01:47,236 --> 01:01:50,138
- Oy, oy! Whoop, whoop!
- 996
- 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:51,740
- That's been in there
- the whole night?
- 997
- 01:01:51,742 --> 01:01:53,408
- Yeah.
- 998
- 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:55,811
- That means there's
- only $25,000 in there.
- 999
- 01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:57,045
- Mm-hm.
- 1000
- 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,081
- Well, you better go
- in and fucking get it.
- 1001
- 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,418
- Does it look like I'm in the
- mood for a fucking swim?
- 1002
- 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:05,487
- Does it look like I give a shit?
- 1003
- 01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:12,861
- You ever hear the expression,
- "shooting fish in a barrel?"
- 1004
- 01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:13,863
- Huh?
- 1005
- 01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:39,421
- Yo, why is this place empty!
- 1006
- 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:53,034
- Hm...
- 1007
- 01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:01,143
- Damn, you're one good-looking
- motherfucker.
- 1008
- 01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:08,884
- Hm...
- 1009
- 01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,190
- Congratulations.
- 1010
- 01:03:49,091 --> 01:03:50,559
- Thank you.
- 1011
- 01:03:50,561 --> 01:03:53,895
- I can't really see it,
- but it looks really beautiful.
- 1012
- 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,997
- You must be super happy.
- 1013
- 01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,166
- Yeah, I am.
- 1014
- 01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:00,268
- I'd love to see it.
- 1015
- 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103
- I mean, if you're okay
- with that.
- 1016
- 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,939
- I know we don't really know
- each other and everything...
- 1017
- 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:06,875
- But what girl doesn't wanna
- show off her engagement ring?
- 1018
- 01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:08,109
- Right?
- 1019
- 01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:14,616
- You're right.
- 1020
- 01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:18,453
- Technically, you are the
- first person to know.
- 1021
- 01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:20,488
- It's supposed to be
- your best friend, right?
- 1022
- 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:23,258
- Well, it was when I got engaged.
- 1023
- 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,161
- You were married?
- 1024
- 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,897
- Ugh, technically I still am.
- 1025
- 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:32,100
- What happened?
- 1026
- 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:34,369
- Can I see it?
- 1027
- 01:04:40,943 --> 01:04:42,210
- What happened was,
- i married the asshole...
- 1028
- 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:44,880
- That gave you my wedding ring.
- 1029
- 01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:57,659
- Think I got all night!
- 1030
- 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:02,964
- Come on, give it to me.
- 1031
- 01:05:03,966 --> 01:05:05,533
- You shot my arm.
- 1032
- 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:07,202
- Give it to me!
- 1033
- 01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:08,436
- Jesus!
- 1034
- 01:05:10,106 --> 01:05:12,307
- You know, this is a
- $500 jacket, man!
- 1035
- 01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:14,409
- I'm still making payments on it.
- 1036
- 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,244
- Give it to me.
- 1037
- 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,680
- Come on, come on.
- 1038
- 01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:19,981
- Agh!
- 1039
- 01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:48,410
- What the fuck happened to you?
- 1040
- 01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:50,378
- He ran around to the
- front of the house.
- 1041
- 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,314
- Go cut him off.
- 1042
- 01:05:52,316 --> 01:05:54,149
- Okay, cool.
- 1043
- 01:05:54,151 --> 01:05:57,585
- Anyways, this guy... he's not
- Clarence duffield, just saying.
- 1044
- 01:05:57,587 --> 01:05:59,087
- Look what I found.
- 1045
- 01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:03,358
- I'm out.
- 1046
- 01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:30,585
- You gotta be kidding me.
- 1047
- 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,122
- Hi, Patrick!
- 1048
- 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,659
- Hi-ya, Alex!
- 1049
- 01:06:38,761 --> 01:06:41,563
- What happened here?
- 1050
- 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:44,299
- You know, Alex pointed out
- something really interesting...
- 1051
- 01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:45,600
- About the wedding ring.
- 1052
- 01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:48,136
- Ah...
- 1053
- 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:49,704
- Now, why would we want
- to let a little thing...
- 1054
- 01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,606
- Like that bother us, hm?
- 1055
- 01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:54,109
- You're an asshole.
- 1056
- 01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:57,679
- Yeah, but you
- knew that, didn't you?
- 1057
- 01:06:57,681 --> 01:07:03,284
- You proposed to me with your
- ex-wife's wedding ring!
- 1058
- 01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:05,086
- Technically, we're still
- married.
- 1059
- 01:07:05,088 --> 01:07:07,355
- Technically.
- 1060
- 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,357
- And we did kidnap her
- tonight so, you know...
- 1061
- 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:10,725
- What do you expect?
- 1062
- 01:07:17,533 --> 01:07:18,600
- <i>Kj yo, pick up, dude.</i>
- 1063
- 01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:21,636
- Excuse me. Gotta take this.
- 1064
- 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,339
- Sorry, go again.
- 1065
- 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:26,374
- <i>Kj yo, we ain't got no wheels.</i>
- 1066
- 01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:30,678
- If it ain't one thing
- it's another, right?
- 1067
- 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:34,482
- Listen, girls, I would love
- to just keep going around...
- 1068
- 01:07:34,484 --> 01:07:37,385
- And around like this,
- really hash it out.
- 1069
- 01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:40,355
- No, this ends now!
- 1070
- 01:07:40,357 --> 01:07:43,792
- We are going to figure out how
- to make this all fucking work...
- 1071
- 01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:46,161
- And then we are gonna go
- our separate ways.
- 1072
- 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,633
- So, we're through?
- 1073
- 01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:54,769
- Yeah, we're through.
- 1074
- 01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:02,744
- All right, but you ain't
- getting' none of this score.
- 1075
- 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,381
- And I'm gonna
- need that ring back.
- 1076
- 01:08:07,483 --> 01:08:09,250
- Screw you, Patrick.
- 1077
- 01:08:11,787 --> 01:08:14,556
- I'm running a little bit
- low on time.
- 1078
- 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,581
- Hey, Clarence!
- 1079
- 01:08:40,816 --> 01:08:42,750
- Where you at, white boy?
- 1080
- 01:08:47,423 --> 01:08:49,390
- I'm gonna get you.
- 1081
- 01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:53,695
- Aw, come on...
- 1082
- 01:08:53,697 --> 01:08:56,731
- Don't you know ninjas
- can see in the dark?
- 1083
- 01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:17,485
- You almost got got, bitch!
- 1084
- 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,686
- Yayuh!
- 1085
- 01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:23,458
- Alex, come on!
- 1086
- 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,360
- Agh!
- 1087
- 01:09:31,534 --> 01:09:33,902
- You threw a fucking
- gun at me, you bitch!
- 1088
- 01:09:39,441 --> 01:09:41,442
- Motherfucker!
- 1089
- 01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:03,231
- Clarence!
- 1090
- 01:10:10,406 --> 01:10:12,407
- Yo, quit being a little bitch!
- 1091
- 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,914
- <i>Patrick the police
- will be here any minute.</i>
- 1092
- 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:22,450
- <i>If you're smart, you'll get out
- while you still can.</i>
- 1093
- 01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:23,585
- Never!
- 1094
- 01:10:43,339 --> 01:10:47,875
- Marco? Marco?
- 1095
- 01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,017
- Hey!
- 1096
- 01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,586
- Agh!
- 1097
- 01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:09,330
- Yo, I'm gonna kill you, big man!
- 1098
- 01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:27,382
- Agh! Clarence!
- 1099
- 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,818
- Oh... I thought you were dead.
- 1100
- 01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:53,041
- I really didn't think I was
- ever gonna see you again.
- 1101
- 01:11:53,043 --> 01:11:56,477
- Don't worry...
- I'm incredibly determined.
- 1102
- 01:11:58,013 --> 01:12:00,348
- Agh!
- What happened?
- 1103
- 01:12:00,350 --> 01:12:03,851
- Patrick shot me!
- 1104
- 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,520
- Are you okay?
- 1105
- 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:07,722
- I don't know.
- 1106
- 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,092
- Let's go, we can't
- stay here, let's go!
- 1107
- 01:12:12,695 --> 01:12:14,395
- Agh!
- 1108
- 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:19,734
- I got you mother-truckers now.
- 1109
- 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:36,551
- Clarence?
- 1110
- 01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:39,520
- You're literally
- killing me right now.
- 1111
- 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:40,555
- <i>Clarence political activist...</i>
- 1112
- 01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:42,457
- <i>Emma Goldman once said...</i>
- 1113
- 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:45,360
- <i>"The most violent element
- in society is ignorance."</i>
- 1114
- 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:52,834
- Oh, shit!
- 1115
- 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:03,644
- Agh! Go to hell!
- 1116
- 01:13:22,097 --> 01:13:24,098
- I didn't think you'd
- still be here!
- 1117
- 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:26,868
- Yeah, well I had some
- unfinished business!
- 1118
- 01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:36,544
- You're wasting time, Patrick,
- cops are on their way!
- 1119
- 01:13:36,546 --> 01:13:39,547
- Yeah, I know!
- 1120
- 01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:42,817
- Say, you're not just some
- rich kid with a crush, are ya?
- 1121
- 01:13:46,789 --> 01:13:49,056
- Nope.
- 1122
- 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:51,692
- You were playing
- me from the beginning.
- 1123
- 01:13:51,694 --> 01:13:52,894
- Yep.
- 1124
- 01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:58,132
- Say, where'd you get the money
- that you gave me to begin with?
- 1125
- 01:13:58,134 --> 01:14:00,534
- My grandmother actually gave
- me a little money when she died.
- 1126
- 01:14:02,639 --> 01:14:05,840
- You're not a duffield, are you?
- 1127
- 01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:08,176
- Nope.
- 1128
- 01:14:08,178 --> 01:14:11,212
- Yeah, piece of shit car in
- the garage gave you away.
- 1129
- 01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:13,047
- What happened to the nice one?
- 1130
- 01:14:13,049 --> 01:14:16,083
- It was a rental.
- And the house?
- 1131
- 01:14:19,054 --> 01:14:21,756
- Craigslist... vacation
- rental section.
- 1132
- 01:14:21,758 --> 01:14:23,658
- Couple grand for a few nights.
- 1133
- 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,829
- Not a bad deal.
- 1134
- 01:14:27,831 --> 01:14:29,897
- Not gonna get your deposit
- back, though.
- 1135
- 01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:33,868
- Agh, shit.
- 1136
- 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:38,739
- Sounds like you're all
- out of bargaining chips.
- 1137
- 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,980
- Hey, Alex, you wanna
- hear a secret?
- 1138
- 01:14:54,723 --> 01:14:56,190
- Looks like we got ourselves...
- 1139
- 01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:58,793
- A little Mexican standoff
- here, huh?
- 1140
- 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:06,601
- Minus the Mexican.
- 1141
- 01:15:08,704 --> 01:15:10,671
- Didn't anyone ever tell you
- not to bring a knife...
- 1142
- 01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:12,640
- To a gunfight, Clarence?
- 1143
- 01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,846
- Say, baby cakes, what if i
- told you that Clarence here...
- 1144
- 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,983
- Had this whole night planned
- out from the get go?
- 1145
- 01:15:23,552 --> 01:15:26,621
- He did... it's true.
- 1146
- 01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:33,294
- He hired me... to kidnap you.
- 1147
- 01:15:33,296 --> 01:15:37,598
- So that he could save your
- life and look like the hero.
- 1148
- 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,767
- Me!
- 1149
- 01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:42,937
- Can you believe it? I mean,
- what are the odds, right?
- 1150
- 01:15:44,072 --> 01:15:46,674
- That's what I thought.
- 1151
- 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:53,147
- But it turns out that Clarence
- knew who I was the entire time.
- 1152
- 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:59,820
- What I can't figure out is why
- he would want to fuck with me!
- 1153
- 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:06,994
- But I think now's a pretty
- good time for you to tell us...
- 1154
- 01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:10,031
- Clarence, I think we're
- all ears.
- 1155
- 01:16:12,034 --> 01:16:15,770
- Well, it's exactly like you
- said. She needed a hero.
- 1156
- 01:16:17,639 --> 01:16:19,874
- I've been going to that
- bar for years.
- 1157
- 01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:21,776
- I was there when you two
- were happily married...
- 1158
- 01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:25,112
- And I watched it go sour.
- 1159
- 01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:27,949
- You're a pretty shitty guy,
- Patrick.
- 1160
- 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:29,684
- But I knew you wouldn't
- pass up an opportunity...
- 1161
- 01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:31,152
- To make a little money
- off killing your wife...
- 1162
- 01:16:31,154 --> 01:16:34,789
- And getting her
- grandmother's money.
- 1163
- 01:16:34,791 --> 01:16:36,991
- That is why you won't sign
- the divorce papers, right?
- 1164
- 01:16:36,993 --> 01:16:39,193
- The inheritance?
- 1165
- 01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:40,962
- As long as you're married,
- you still control half of it...
- 1166
- 01:16:40,964 --> 01:16:43,764
- Just as soon as you can find
- a way to get a hold of it.
- 1167
- 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:46,767
- See, I pay attention to the
- details...
- 1168
- 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:49,170
- That's how I know what an
- amazing woman Alex really is...
- 1169
- 01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:52,106
- Even if she was too hurt
- from you to show it to anyone.
- 1170
- 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:56,177
- When I told you I wanted
- to be her hero, I meant it.
- 1171
- 01:16:59,081 --> 01:17:01,916
- So, it turns out you were our
- real villain all along.
- 1172
- 01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:12,126
- That is incredibly
- beautiful, man.
- 1173
- 01:17:13,762 --> 01:17:18,733
- I mean, that was...
- It's poetic.
- 1174
- 01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:22,203
- Really tugged at every single
- one of my little heart strings.
- 1175
- 01:17:24,973 --> 01:17:28,342
- This broke loser paid
- me to kidnap you...
- 1176
- 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:31,145
- Put your life at risk,
- got you shot!
- 1177
- 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:34,715
- Does that sound like prince
- fucking charming to you, Alex?
- 1178
- 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,053
- Does that seem like
- a hero to you?
- 1179
- 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:44,959
- I got news for you, baby.
- 1180
- 01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:46,927
- I got news for you, too.
- 1181
- 01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:50,490
- I don't think the hero's
- gonna win this time.
- 1182
- 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:56,303
- Agh! Ow, fuck!
- 1183
- 01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:59,407
- Fuck! Shit! That hurt!
- 1184
- 01:17:59,409 --> 01:18:01,142
- Yeah, it does.
- 1185
- 01:18:03,145 --> 01:18:05,179
- It's getting very
- interesting tonight.
- 1186
- 01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:11,686
- I think it's time you take
- a look inside that case.
- 1187
- 01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:29,904
- The combination is 1-4-3.
- 1188
- 01:19:03,171 --> 01:19:05,406
- Always be the smartest
- man in the room, Patrick.
- 1189
- 01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:11,912
- The choice is yours.
- 1190
- 01:19:11,914 --> 01:19:14,315
- If you sign those papers,
- you can walk out of here...
- 1191
- 01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:16,984
- Free to go on with your
- pathetic excuse of a life.
- 1192
- 01:19:16,986 --> 01:19:19,120
- Or...
- 1193
- 01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:21,455
- Alex can decide what to
- do with you if you don't.
- 1194
- 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,389
- I don't even know what to say.
- 1195
- 01:21:04,326 --> 01:21:06,961
- You don't have to say anything.
- 1196
- 01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:08,963
- I did what I came here to do.
- 1197
- 01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:15,302
- I wanted to help.
- 1198
- 01:21:17,138 --> 01:21:22,209
- Why? You don't even
- know me.
- 1199
- 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:25,112
- Because I love you, Alex.
- 1200
- 01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:28,482
- I have from the first
- moment I saw you.
- 1201
- 01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:31,018
- Heck, I've been coming to your
- bar every night for years...
- 1202
- 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,553
- I don't even drink.
- 1203
- 01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:37,157
- I wanted to know you...
- 1204
- 01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:40,160
- I really wanted to know you.
- 1205
- 01:21:40,162 --> 01:21:42,930
- I saw what he was doing
- to you and I hated it.
- 1206
- 01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:45,266
- For me, sure, but more for you.
- 1207
- 01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:49,036
- You deserve so much better.
- 1208
- 01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:50,905
- But I saw it, you wouldn't
- give anyone the time of day...
- 1209
- 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:52,172
- Because you were too
- busy guarding yourself...
- 1210
- 01:21:52,174 --> 01:21:54,375
- From ever being hurt
- like that again.
- 1211
- 01:21:54,377 --> 01:21:56,076
- When you guard yourself
- from pain...
- 1212
- 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:59,013
- You're also preventing yourself
- from ever being loved.
- 1213
- 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:04,351
- So, you almost killed me
- to show me that I'm alive?
- 1214
- 01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:10,424
- Yeah, something like that.
- 1215
- 01:22:12,661 --> 01:22:15,029
- So, what happens now?
- 1216
- 01:22:15,031 --> 01:22:18,399
- The way I see it, I think
- we only have two options.
- 1217
- 01:22:18,401 --> 01:22:21,101
- Option one, you shoot me.
- 1218
- 01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:24,004
- I deserve it.
- I put your life in danger.
- 1219
- 01:22:24,006 --> 01:22:26,173
- I fed you to the lion
- that was your husband...
- 1220
- 01:22:26,175 --> 01:22:28,375
- Or, ex-husband now.
- 1221
- 01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:31,045
- That seems only right that since
- i put your life in danger...
- 1222
- 01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:34,081
- You have my permission
- to let you do the same.
- 1223
- 01:22:35,083 --> 01:22:37,017
- Or, option two.
- 1224
- 01:22:37,019 --> 01:22:39,586
- You let the police arrest
- me and storm the house.
- 1225
- 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:42,957
- I'll go quietly and plead guilty
- to any charge they give me.
- 1226
- 01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:45,592
- Only you need to
- promise me something.
- 1227
- 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:47,728
- I need you to promise
- me that from now on...
- 1228
- 01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:50,397
- You're gonna live your
- life with your head up...
- 1229
- 01:22:50,399 --> 01:22:53,634
- And know that you deserve
- happiness every single day.
- 1230
- 01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:57,338
- Because somewhere out there,
- there's this really messed up...
- 1231
- 01:22:57,340 --> 01:23:03,610
- Boy who loves this beautiful,
- beautiful broken girl...
- 1232
- 01:23:03,612 --> 01:23:06,547
- Who doesn't know what
- she's missing out on.
- 1233
- 01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:26,066
- But both of those options...
- 1234
- 01:23:26,068 --> 01:23:27,628
- Don't really seem that
- positive for you.
- 1235
- 01:23:29,372 --> 01:23:31,105
- I really don't think i
- deserve anything positive...
- 1236
- 01:23:31,107 --> 01:23:33,040
- At the moment.
- 1237
- 01:23:33,042 --> 01:23:35,175
- Now it seems like you're the
- one that's shutting out...
- 1238
- 01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:37,144
- The potential happiness
- in your life.
- 1239
- 01:23:40,548 --> 01:23:44,385
- What would option three be?
- 1240
- 01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:46,620
- Option three?
- 1241
- 01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:53,227
- Yeah... there's gotta be
- option three.
- 1242
- 01:23:53,229 --> 01:23:57,564
- Well, if there's an option
- three, I guess it'd have to be...
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