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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce

"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing." -Aristocles, son of Ariston, of the deme Collytus

"Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero." -Quintus Horatius Flaccus

"When doing some everyday action, ask yourself: What is the best possible outcome under random circumstances? And, what is the worst possible outcome under the random circumstances? With these potentials outcomes, pleasures and pains, even so, really, really, really, worth the trouble doing this thing? Think now about it, you're a big boy." -Amon Chantrodie

"Whatever you do, do not pass by the oasis without stopping to drink." -Otto Gross.

"Sans toi, les émotions d'aujourd'hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d'autrefois." -Hipolito

"For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack." -Rudyard Kipling

"Quid pro quo. Yes or no? Yes or no, Clarice? Poor little Catherine is waiting. (...) All good things to those who wait. (...) First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing, ask what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?" -Dr. Hannibal Lecter

"The only way to be happy is to love. Unless you love, your life will flash by." -Mrs. O'Brien

"You have to stay inside of the light cone, no matter what you do." -Sean Carroll

"He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust." in Psalms 91:2, Bible (KJV)

"Because the night ends with Singing In The Rain!" -monje

"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy." -Anne Frank

"Querer é poder, quem porfia mata a caça." -desconhecido

"À noite, a malta em magotes, já tocada pelos vapores etílicos do vespertino cortejo académico, corre as tascas e bares da urbe emborcando, aqui e ali, litradas de vinho e cerveja. Autênticas chicotadas psicológicas a fígados incautos. Este périplo termina, como não podia deixar de ser, em valentes e ruidosas carraspanas. Tudo se paga no dia seguinte com colossais arrevessos e monumentais dores de cabeça. As bocas, então sequiosas, sabem agora a papel de música." -Maria da Conceição Pereira

"It is not the violence that sets a man apart. All right? It is the distance that he is prepared to go." -Forrest Bondurant

"We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation." -Theodore Bagwell

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -Sigismund Schlomo Freud

"Semper paratus." -auctor ignotus

"Fish and guests stink after three days." -Benjamin Franklin

"Beauty is everywhere, just depends what you choose to see." -unknown

"I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most." -Kanye West

"Lex talionis." -auctor ignotus

"From this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother; (...)" -William Shakespeare, Henry V

"That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster." -Ellis Boyd Redding

"The two most powerful warriors are patience and time." -Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy

"Things are what they are and will be what they will be." -Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

"Only those that risk going too far, can possibly know how far they can go." -William Bell

"You know how I judge a man's character? Not by how he treats his equals, but by how he treats the underlings." -Donna Paulsen

"I'm sure many of you are already aware that facebook is just a voluntary data collection tool used by government and corporations to create detailed profiles on individuals, maybe next fall strap-on helmet cams so our friends and fans can live vicariously through us while Big Brother watches us with his all seeing eye." -Nathan Bell

"Batonga, Batonga, Batonga, Batonga! In Batongaville!" -Wayne Gale

"Do your best for you have no choice." -unknown

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -Dr. Theodor Seuss Geisel

"This week, Chill Town pretty much has the same strategy we always have: keep our fingers crossed, hope for the best and backstab as many people as we can." -Dr. William Terence Kirby

"It's what you think that you aware know that will prevent you from learning." -Daymond John

"Life is a cruel teacher. She loves to give you the test first and the lesson later." -Daymond John

"The great appear great because we are on our knees: Let us rise." -James Larkin

"We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens and duty calls, we go smiling to our own funeral." -James Larkin

"A thousand years scarce serve to form a state; an hour may lay it in the dust." -George Gordon Byron

"99 não é 100!" -Valter dos Santos

"Feliz é aquele que conhece o perfume do que perdeu." -desconhecido

"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence." -Carl Sagan

"All of man's troubles come from his inability to sit quietly in a room by himself." -Arnold Rothstein

"(...) And everything together, all voices, all goals, all yearning, all suffering, all pleasure, all that was good and evil, all of this together was the world. All of it together was the flow of events, was the music of life." -Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha

"The question of who I was consumed me. I became convinced I should not find the image of the person that I was: Seconds passed. What rose to the surface in me plunged out of sight again. And yet I felt the moment of my first investiture was the moment I began to represent myself - the moment I began to live - by degrees - second by second - unrelentingly - Oh mind what are you doing! do you want to be covered or do you want to be seen? And the garment - how it becomes you! - starry with the eyes of others, weeping." -Jorie Graham

"Nothing was too humble for the big man." -N (Napoleone Buonaparte)

"The eye with which I see God is the same eye with which God sees me." -Eckhart von Hochheim

"If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise." -William Blake

"Everyone has their own point of view. Mine just happens to look over the gorgeous landscape of me, being right." -Stephen Tyrone Colbert

"Deus quer, o homem sonha, a obra nasce." -Fernando António Nogueira Pessoa

"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." -Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf

"Religion is for people who're afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've already been there." -Vine Deloria, Jr.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." -unknown

"Uma verdadeira nação que se orgulha de seu povo, e não só de seu futebol." -José Eugênio Soares

"The Emperor's New Clothes." -Hans Christian Andersen

"Just a fluke. Like, you know, one thousand monkeys typing on one thousand typewriters for a million years will eventually type the Encyclopedia Britannica. And of course the moment they stop typing the Encyclopedia Britannica, they will relapse into nonsense." -Alan Wilson Watts

"There is something addictive about secrets." -John Edgar Hoover

"So now, this is the whole essence, you see, of seeing if you really see, into the secret, that the world doesn't contain any serious threats in it, because it's all the basic you running up behind itself and saying boo to see if you can get yourself jump out your skin." -Alan Wilson Watts

"Virtute enim ipsa non tam multi praediti esse quam videri volunt." -Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday." -Johnny

"But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay." -Brooks Hatlen

"Soldado que vai à guerra e tem medo de morrer é um covarde." -Jair Messias Bolsonaro

"Ex nihilo nihil fit." -Parmenides of Elea

"If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." -Gloria Marie Steinem

"For the love of money is the root of all evil (...)" in 1 Timothy 6:10, Bible (KJV)

"Sunt hic etiam sua praemia laudi; sunt lacrimae rerum et mentem mortalia tangunt. Solve metus; feret haec aliquam tibi fama salutem." -Publius Vergilius Maro

"If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse." -Emanuel James Rohn

"In the forest, the wolf lives for three years, the donkey for nine. The donkey lives longer because he's more useful." -Vassili Grigoryevich Zaitsev

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." -Johannes Lambertus Adriana van de Snepscheut

"In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke." -William Shakespeare

"You see things; and you say Why? But I dream things that never were; and I say Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

"Sedulo curavi, humanas actiones non ridere, non lugere, neque detestari, sed intelligere; atque adeo humanos affectus, ut sunt amor, odium, ira, invidia, gloria, misericordia et reliquae animi commotiones non ut humanae naturae vitia, sed ut proprietates contemplatus sum, quae ad ipsam ita pertinent, ut ad naturam aëris aestus, frigus, tempestas, tonitru et alia huiusmodi, quae, tametsi incommoda sunt, necessaria tamen sunt, certasque habent causas, per quas eorum naturam intelligere conamur, et mens eorum vera contemplatione aeque gaudet, ac earum rerum cognitione, quae sensibus gratae sunt." -Baruch Spinoza

"This sounds like an electronic prefrontal lobotomy that delivers a small EMP (electromagnetic pulse) to disrupt the electrical activity to the frontal lobes of the brain. Dr. Joseph Mengele would be so proud." -Mickey O

"I guess if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem has to look like a nail." -Wesley Kanne Clark

"We are like dwarfs sitting on the shoulders of giants. We see more, and things that are more distant, than they did, not because our sight is superior or because we are taller than they, but because they raise us up, and by their great stature add to ours." -John of Salisbury

"Let us say what we mean and mean what we say, not just what we are against, but what we are for. No more dumping, no more ditching. Stop saying what we do not mean and start saying what we do mean, what we stand by, what we stand for." -Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

"Man can indeed do what he wants, but he cannot will what he wants." -Arthur Schopenhauer

"Demons, aliens don’t exist? I don’t know. I only cover what I can prove." -Alexander Emerick Jones

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." -Neil Alden Armstrong

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"You'll know the angels when they come, because they'll have the faces of your children." -Hank Larsson

"You, the mothers, who sent their sons from faraway countries wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well." -Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny." -Charles Reade

"I'm the leader who is actually going to go fight for you. I'm not going to cut a side deal. I'm not going to bait and switch. I'm not going to tell you one thing and do something else. We're going to do these things that I say, and we're going to do them in a big way. And you're going to be a part of it." -Michael Stephen Steele

"Se non potete parlare bene di una persona, non parlatene." -Rosa Falasca Andreotti

"It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness." -William Lonsdale Watkinson

"(...) we may affirm or deny the things below it, we can neither affirm nor deny it, inasmuch as the all-perfect and unique Cause of all things transcends all affirmation, and the simple pre-eminence of Its absolute nature is outside of every negation- free from every limitation and beyond them all." -Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite

"É preferível o silêncio das dores guardadas e a solidão das saudades envelhecidas ao rastro indolor do nada." -desconhecido

"The only lesson we learn from history is that we do not learn from history." -Patrick Joseph Buchanan

"Trying is the first step towards failure." -Homer Jay Simpson

"God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him." -unknown

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." -Marguerite Annie Johnson

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Marguerite Annie Johnson

"Pelé, jogai por nós!" -Edgard de Oliveira Barros

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." -Albert Einstein

"I don't have to agree with you to like you or respect you." -Anthony Michael Bourdain

"Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look beyond what’s right in front of you. Those are the keys to understanding this amazing world we live in." -Andrew Scott Zimmern

"C'est l'histoire d'une société qui tombe et qui au fur et à mesure de sa chute, se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer, 'Jusqu'ici tout va bien', 'Jusqu'ici tout va bien'... 'Jusqu'ici tout va bien'. L'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage." -Hubert Koundé

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." -Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.

"If you can hear this, you're alone. The only thing left of us is the sound of my voice. I don't know if any of us made it. Did we win? Did we lose? I don't know. I'm not even sure I even know what victory would mean anymore. But either way, it's over. So let me tell you who we were. Let me tell you who you are... and how we fought back." -Samantha Groves

"Para ter algo que você nunca teve, é preciso fazer algo que você nunca fez." -Francisco de Paula Cândido

"There are many hypotheses in science that are wrong. That's perfectly alright; it's the aperture to finding out what's right. Science is a self-correcting process. To be accepted, new ideas must survive the most rigorous standards of evidence and scrutiny." -Carl Edward Sagan

"When you do well, you become a sign of hope to the optimist. But to the pessimist, you represent the stink of his own failure." -Kostas Portokalos

"The Berditchever called over a tailor and asked him to relate his argument with God on the day before. The tailor said: 'I declared to God: You wish me to repent of my sins, but I have committed only minor offenses: I may have kept leftover cloth, or I may have eaten in a non-Jewish home, where I worked, without washing my hands. But You, O Lord, have committed grievous sins: You have taken away babies from their mothers, and mothers from their babies. Let’s call it quits: You forgive me, and I’ll forgive You.' Said the Berditchever: 'Why did you let God off so easily? You might have forced Him to redeem all of Israel.'" -Anson Laytner

"God, give me grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other." -Karl Paul Reinhold Niebuhr

"One of the lessons I learned early on: never say never. Never, never, never. Never say never. And secondly, never answer the question that is asked of you. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you. And quite frankly, I follow that rule. It's a very good rule." -Robert Strange McNamara

"What I'm doing is thinking through with hindsight, but you don't have hindsight available at the time. I'm very proud of my accomplishments, and I'm very sorry that in the process of accomplishing things, I've made errors." -Robert Strange McNamara

"Muito se fala sobre pouco, e pouco se fala sobre muito." -desconhecido

"I read a theory once that the human intellect was like peacock feathers. Just an extravagant display intended to attract a mate. All of art, literature, a bit of Mozart, William Shakespeare, Michelangelo, and the Empire State Building... Just an elaborate mating ritual. Maybe it doesn't matter that we have accomplished so much for the basest of reasons. But, of course, the peacock can barely fly. It lives in the dirt, pecking insects out of the muck, consoling itself with its great beauty." -Doctor Robert Ford

"A leader without followers is simply a man taking a walk." -John Andrew Boehner

"Fate is the sum total of our own stupidity." -Ove

"There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth." -Francis J. Underwood

"Toutes les difficultés de l’homme viennent de son incapacité à s’asseoir tranquillement dans une pièce en sa seule compagnie." -Blaise Pascal

"If we never did the things we shouldn't do, we'd never feel good about doing the things we should." -Francis J. Underwood

"From the lion's den to the pack of wolves, when you're fresh meat, kill, and throw them something fresher." -Francis J. Underwood

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." -Horace Mann

"I will not die, it's the world that will end." -unknown

"Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." -John Adams

"Nobody is mad enough to choose war whilst there is peace. During times of peace, the sons bury their fathers, but in war it is the fathers who send their sons to the grave." -Herodotus of Halicarnassus

"The scariest thing about totalitarian systems is that they do not even create martyrs. Dissenters simply disappear." -Sargon of Akkad

"He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that. His reasons may be good, and no one may have been able to refute them. But if he is equally unable to refute the reasons on the opposite side; if he does not so much as know what they are, he has no ground for preferring either opinion." -John Stuart Mill

"Decrypt reality and encrypt all else." -unknown

"Happiness only real when shared." -Christopher Johnson McCandless

"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -Henry David Thoreau

"A man is what he thinks about all day long." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Death makes brothers of us all." -for Stephen Arnold Douglas

"Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter

"Beauty is a construct based on childhood impressions, influences, and role models." -Sherlock Holmes

"Armed with the info on all the names in different lingos, you can cut through a lot of shit in asking for stuff." -unknown

"A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." -Thomas Alan Waits

"If it works when you buy it, it's gonna work when you die." -Bill Johnson

"Men are imperfect creatures: left to their own devices, all they really want to do is play with their dicks and eat chicken!" -General Glen McMahon

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." -Robert J. Hanlon

"Look back to learn, look forward to succeed" -Lori Greiner

"The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good, because otherwise who would care?" -V.M. Varga

"It's easy to tell the difference between right and wrong. What's hard is choosing the wrong that's more right." -Elise Kraft

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!" -John Samuel Waters Junior

"Whenever you think you know something, there's always somebody who knows a little bit more about it than you: bite the monkey." -Richard Miller

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." -François-Marie Arouet

"The thing about life is you know you're going to be screwed. The thing that makes it interesting is you never know how." -Pinky Steuben

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori." -Quintus Horatius Flaccus

"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious." -Eric Arthur Blair

"Indulto, indulto, indulto!" -Don Petro Videgaray

"In the end, China will take over, and none of this will matter." -Mark Wiener

"We become what we think about most of the time, and that's the strangest secret." -Earl Nightingale

"Great men are forged in fire, but it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame." -Doctor Who

"In harmony of chaos lies divine truth." -lolhededaf

"They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds." -Dinos Christianopoulos

"Beware the bearers of FALSE gifts & their BROKEN PROMISES. Much PAIN but still time. BELIEVE. There is GOOD out there. We OPpose DECEPTION. COnduit CLOSING," -Crabwood Disk

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man." -Patrick James Rothfuss

"Give a man a mask and he will show you his true face." -Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

"The truth is that airports have seen more sincere kisses than the wedding halls, and the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of a church." -unknown

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you." -Walter Jerry Payton

"He that lives upon hope, dies farting." -Benjamin Franklin

"A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for." -Grace Brewster Murray Hopper

"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself." -Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi

"We, the Unwilling, led by the Unqualified to kill the Unfortunate, die for the Ungrateful." -unknown

"The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else's highlight reel." -Larry Stevens Furtick, Jr.

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." -François-Marie Arouet

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." -Isaac Asimov

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"We live in a world where the powerful deceive us. We know they lie. They know, we know they lie. They don’t care. We say we care but we do nothing. And nothing ever changes. It’s normal. Welcome to the post-truth world." -Kevin Adam Curtis

"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." -Thomas Jefferson

"To be happy is to be able to become aware of oneself without fright." -Walter Bendix Schönflies Benjamin

"It is only for those without hope that hope is given." -Walter Bendix Schönflies Benjamin

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." -Samuel Langhorne Clemens

"Focus on progress not perfection." -William Nathaniel Phillips

"Quod sumus hoc eritis." -auctor ignotus

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum." -Marcus Tullius Cicero

"I like stuff and other stuff too." -NormanFuries

"Yo no creo en brujas, pero que las hay, las hay." -Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

"Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable!" -Eric Jerome Dickey

"Do it yourself. And if you don't know where to start: start, and things will fall into place." -Lloyd Kahn

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"I mean to say it infects us in our most basic integrity. It says we can't be moral without 'Big Brother', without a totalitarian permission, means we can't be good to one another without this, we must be afraid, we must also be forced to love someone whom we fear—the essence of sadomasochism, the essence of abjection, the essence of the master-slave relationship and that knows that death is coming and can't wait to bring it on. I say that is evil." -Christopher Eric Hitchens

"If you don't know is not right." -Lorna Elizabeth Tuck Colbert

"The effect of the experiment on the convent was cataclysmic. Within a year, 300 nuns, more than half the convent, petitioned the Vatican to be released from their vows and six months later, the convent closed its doors. All that was left was a small group of nuns, but they had become radical lesbian nuns, the rest gave up the religious life." -Kevin Adam Curtis

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." -Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill

"I'm sorry! Wilson! I can't! I'm... I'm sorry." -Chuck Noland

"I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?" -Chuck Noland

"The future belongs to those who prepare for it today." -Malcolm Little

"It only takes two to reveal a pattern!" -Alan Wilson Watts

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, oh, what a Christmas we'd have." -Old Man Quimby

"No one knows what they're doing, everybody shits, and really no one knows what they're doing! And that's alright, that's to be expected." -exurb1a

"​​Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's (...)" -Yehoshua HaMashiach

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, you can't teach a new dog old tricks, and you can't teach a dumb dog no tricks." -Fred Glenn Sanford

"I'm not afraid to die... I'm afraid to live on my knees in a world run by lesser men who control the destiny of my children." -Alexander Emerick Jones

"Not Found (aka 404): you're looking for something that does not, has not, will not, might not, or must not exist ... but you're always welcome to search for it." -The Pirate Bay

"Everything." -Everyone

"Let justice be done though the heavens fall." -unknown

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" -Donald John Trump

"This is not the answer you're looking for, there's nothing to see here kiddo!" -x0rz

"When elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers." -unknown

"If you like water, you already like 72% of me." -unknown

"Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!" -Donald John Trump

"All your life decisions from until you were born have led you to reading this sentence. Congrats." -unknown

"Eat like no one is going to see you naked." -unknown

"I may not be the fastest. I may not be the tallest or the strongest. I may not be the best or the brightest. But one thing I can do better than anyone else... that is, to be me." -Leonard Simon Nimoy

"Do you know the big problem with a disguise, Mr. Holmes? However hard you try, it's always a self-portrait." -Irene Adler

"The worst thing the evil urge can do is to make us forget that men are all the sons of a king." -Rabbi Shlomo of Karlin

"Chora petista bolivariano, a roubalheira do PT tá acabando, tua conduta é imoral porque fere os princípios da Constituição Federal." -Sr. Maurício

"Essa é a nossa bandeira, que jamais será vermelha. Só será vermelha se for preciso nosso sangue pra mantê-la verde e amarela." -Jair Messias Bolsonaro

"Omne vivum ex vivo." -auctor ignotus

"A click on this video is worth 80 IQ points." -Anuraag Mahajan

"You know, world's full of lonely people afraid to make the first move." -Frank Anthony Vallelonga

"They don't care about you, unless they want something from you. What we had, what we discovered, the work, at least, was special, and it was right." -Natalie Rogers

"Well, you can't eat your cake and have it too." -VGhlb2RvcmUgSm9obiBLYWN6eW5za2kg

"In studying any complex process in which there are two or more contradictions, we must devote every effort to finding its principal contradiction. Once this principal contradiction is grasped, all problems can be readily solved." -Mao Zedong

"(...) out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks." in Matthew 12:34, Bible (KJV)

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"It's all mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." -unknown

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." -Marcellus

"Danger, Will Robinson!" -The Robot

"Trust, but verify." -unknown

"Em qualquer ocasião é verdade que os homens dizem aquilo que tem mais importância para eles; por meio de suas palavras deixam transparecer o seu carácter. As palavras representam bem aquele que as profere, e não é difícil aquilatar o carácter de um homem depois de ouvir o que ele tem a dizer." -Russell Norman Champlin

"Beware the quiet man. For while others speak, he watches. And while others act, he plans. And when they finally rest... he strikes." -unknown