-->	Deadinsky66 has joined.
Deadinsky66	Hi.
AOMShinx20	Hi Deadinsky66!
Deadinsky66 pushes AOMShinx20 up a water slide. Somehow.
AOMShinx20 is pushed up a water slide.
AOMShinx20	I'm unsure about how this works but wheeee! I guess...
Scribbles_	He lifts. That's how.
AOMShinx20	He doesn't really need to. I'm a tiny little Shinx.
Scribbles_	Shinx near the water!?
AOMShinx20	Is that a ping for you or something?
Scribbles_	Nope nope nope nope nope!
AOMShinx20	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! I'm here on the Lotid. I'm frequently near wet things.
Scribbles_	That's how you get electrocuted...
AOMShinx20	Well. I'm a Shinx. I resist electricity so I can be near wet or damp things.
Scribbles_	But I am neither a Shinx nor a ground type. Just a regular normal type human. Though I've been wanted to train in MMA so I can be a fighting type but I'm scared of ghosts...
Deadinsky66	To be fair, you guys are in the same breeding group.
AOMShinx20	Yes! Field group, the biggest group.
Scribbles_	What egg group do humans belong in?
Deadinsky66	Our eggs belong in the dairy group. Kappa...
Scribbles_	Dairy? We can breed with Miltank?
AOMShinx20	I mean, considering the fact that genes, reproductions and both Pokemon of same species but different genders and inheritance of moves keep the species alive and yadda yadda yadda. In that way, I would say okay but I don't support the actual mentioning of it...
Natsu-Anime	Shinx, don't make me want to force feeding you these rare candies and I'll be sure there's no one to press b.
AOMShinx20	But then I'll be a Luxio.
Aquawave	Make him a Luxio but not a Luxray.
Natsu-Anime	exactly.
-*-	Aquawave feeds aom some rare candies.
-*-	Deadinsky66 uses Dome Magic to press b.
-*-	AOMShinx20 stubbornly keeps his mouth closed.
AOMShinx20	mm-mm...
Natsu-Anime	Awesome!
Scribbles_	Lightning is pretty cool.
Aquawave	Shinx, you can either eat these by mouth or I can put them up your rectum.
Deadinsky66	By butt?
Aquawave	Pick one.
-*-	AOMShinx20 throws up.
AOMShinx20	euuuuuugh! Fine, give me them!
Deadinsky66	I’m down with him evolving like that.
-*-	AOMShinx20 eats the rare candies.
-*-	Aquawave gives aom just enough to make him a Luxio.
Scribbles_	B, b, b!
-*-	Natsu-Anime shoots scribbles.
-*-	Deadinsky66 uses Dome magic to cancel any Bs.
-*-	AOMShinx20 begins to evolve.
<->	AOMShinx20 is now known as AOMLuxio20!
Aquawave	No more candies for you.
AOMLuxio20	Now, I've entered the hormonal adolescent stage.
-*-	AOMLuxio20 begins to shudder violently.
-*-	AOMLuxio20 lifts up a chair.
-*-	AOMLuxio20 stops shuddering.
AOMLuxio20	Much better...
Scribbles_	Well, might as well go all the way. Luxray or riot! Then Mega Luxray.
-*-	AOMLuxio20 puts down the chair.
-*-	AOMLuxio20 begins to shudder violently.
-*-	Deadinsky66 equips AOMLuxio20 with a Luxionite.
AOMLuxio20	Why Mega Luxio though?
Deadinsky66	Because you said you didn't want to become a Luxray, did you?
AOMLuxio20	I wanted to be a Shinx.
Deadinsky66	Then why did you eat these rare candies?
AOMLuxio20	Because the alternative was weird.
Deadinsky66	Of what?
AOMLuxio20	Of not eating them.
Deadinsky66	You know there’s a thing called clenching your ass or just sitting down.
Aquawave	He means getting them shoved up his ass.
AOMLuxio20	I don't care.
Deadinsky66	I know. Well, anyways.
Aquawave	There are several places of entry, plenty.
-*-	Deadinsky66 uses Mega-Ring on AOMLuxio20.
<->	AOMLuxio20 is now known as AOMega-Luxio20.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 wiggles around.
AOMega-Luxio20	I am mega!
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 wiggles around.
-*-	Aquawave pats Aom on the back.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 shudders violently.
-*-	Deadinsky66 uses Dome magic to prevent AOMega-Luxio20 from shuddering violently
Deadinsky66	Stop! It’s creeping me out.
AOMega-Luxio20	Well, that's what you get for making me a Luxio!
Deadinsky66	I’m good with wiggling, but now no shuddering. Also, I didnt make you a Luxio. I made you a mega one though.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 wiggles lonely.
<->	Deadinsky66 is now known as Sunshine__
-*-	Sunshine__ wiggles with AOMega-Luxio20.
<->	Sunshine__ is now known as Deadinsky66.
Deadinsky66	There, now you have company.
AOMega-Luxio20	I do. But how long will the wiggle last until there is no more want to wiggle?
Deadinsky66	I don't know, as long as you want? Here, I’ll get someone else for you...
<->	Deadinsky66 is now known as Martyrinsky66.
-*-	Martyrinsky66 wiggles with AOMega-Luxio20 and Sunshine__.
AOMega-Luxio20	...
<->	Martyrinsky66 is now known as Deadinsky66.
<->	Aquawave is now known as AquaSpheal.
AOMega-Luxio20	I mean I'm just wiggling around.
-*-	AquaSpheal rolls around.
-*-	Deadinsky66 wants to bowl.
AOMega-Luxio20	Bowl him. Maybe into me.
-*-	Deadinsky66 uses Dome magic to use AquaSpheal as a ball and AOMega-Luxio20 and his guests as pins.
-*-	AquaSpheal avoids Deadinsky66.
-*-	Deadinsky66 lines up for the first shot.
AquaSpheal	But I'm already a ball...
Deadinsky66	Yes, but a bowling ball?
-*-	AquaSpheal rolls away.
-*-	Deadinsky66 rolls AquaSpheal into Sunshine__, AOMega-Luxio20 and Martyrinsky66.
Deadinsky66	STRIKE! "You’re out".
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 collapses into a pile with sunshine__ and martyrinsky66.
Deadinsky66	"Wrong sport, pop".
-*-	AquaSpheal uses Aurora Beam on Deadinsky66.
Deadinsky66	:(
-*-	AquaSpheal rolls away cutely.
AOMega-Luxio20	Heeeheehee. We're all in a big pile up c:
-*-	Deadinsky66 is happy that AOMega-Luxio20 is happy.
Deadinsky66	:)
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 begins to wiggle at sunshine__.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 begins to wiggle at martyrinsky as well.
-*-	Deadinsky66 gives controls of their actions to AOMega-Luxio20.
Deadinsky66	Have fun sexually.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 has fun sexually with them.

...

-*-	AquaSpheal continues to roll around.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 continues to sexually.
AquaSpheal	Sexually what?
AOMega-Luxio20	Sexually sex, obviously.
Lurkinsky66	Dude, for the safe sex, use TM17, kids.
AOMega-Luxio20	What's going to happen if I don't?
Lurkinsky66	Let’s just say. It’s the same thing that happened between AOMShinx20 and Sunshine_Sparkles last night if you catch my drift. And the smell of ALL OF THE EGGS LAID FROM THEIR INTERCOURSE!
AOMega-Luxio20	okay...
-*-	AquaSpheal sighs.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 doesn't use TM17 despite being told of the alternative.
-*-	AquaSpheal sighs heavily.
AOMega-Luxio20	You know how sunshine__ and martyrinsky also known as sunshine and martyr?
Lurkinsky66	Oh...
AquaSpheal	You are fucking both? Jesus Christ dude...
Lurkinsky66	So baby Shinx or baby Eevee will be coming shortly.
-*-	Lurkinsky66 puts a sign on Sunshine__ and Martyrinsky66 saying "Baby on board".

...

AOMega-Luxio20	I laughed at you because you look funny to me.
Aquawave	Aom. Go home, you're drunk.
-*-	AOMega-Luxio20 looks down and sees an unused TM17.
AOMega-Luxio20	You're probably right. I blame the mega evolution.
Aquawave	I blame you.
AOMega-Luxio20	Why are you blaming me?
Aquawave	Because you wanted to mega evolution.
AOMega-Luxio20	No.
Aquawave	Yes.
AOMega-Luxio20	I just wanted to have a good time with my favorite two friends, Michelle and Janiene. But you had to go over to the mall and get that boomerang and you insisted that we use it right there.
Lurkinsky66	Michelle and Janiene = Sunshine and Martyr?
Aquawave	What, the boomerang?
AOMega-Luxio20	To Deadinsky: maybe -- yes. To Aqua: Yes, the boomerang that you got in the last Thursday you came up to me.
Aquawave	I never got a boomerang...
AOMega-Luxio20	"Aom, we HAVE to use this gohammerdung, right now." And I said 	"you go do that" but you said "no aom we have to do it RIGHT NOW."
-*-	Lurkinsky66 uses Dome magic to sober AOMega-Luxio20.
Lurkinsky66	Or are you drunk on love? That not even dome can fix because the power of love!
AOMega-Luxio20	Yep.
Aquawave	And by the way, I have never fucking mentioned a boomerang. Mr. punchenbaug sir.
AOMega-Luxio20	What...

...

-*-	AOMShinx20 lays on his back.
AOMShinx20	Griever.
Griever	Hm?
AOMShinx20	Eggs were formed.
-*-	AOMShinx20 throws a chicken egg at griever.
-*-	Griever is soaked in yolk...
Griever	What?
AOMShinx20	Eggs were formed. I'm not sure how...
<->	Griever is now known as Colress.
AOMRocks20	Hi Colress.
-*-	Colress is soaked in yolk.
Colress	Hello. Every time you do this, you initiate quite a chain of ridiculous events and injuries. Are you a masochist?
AOMRocks20	It wasn't me this time.
-*-	AOMRocks20 points at AOMShinx20.
AOMRocks20	It was him.
AOMShinx20	What did I do? I just told him news and gave him an egg.
AOMRocks20	Exactly, you threw the egg at him.
Colress	Hmm. You don't know yet, do you, Shinx?
AOMRocks20	And now when Mami comes out she thinks it's going to be me.
AOMShinx20	Know what? Know that I formed some eggs? Yes.
-*-	TrenchCoatMadoka is shocked and at the verge of tears
AOMRocks20	Madoka, I know what you're thinking and I swear to god it was Aqua. Kappa...
AOMRocks20	MAMI I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME!!!
E4Mami	AOM, I know that it was the Shinx.
AOMRocks20	Oh...
E4Mami	I'm not really mad at it right now, though.
-*-	E4Mami offers the Shinx tea.
AOMRocks20	Why?
AOMShinx20	Oh cool! Thanks!
-*-	AOMShinx20 drinks tea
E4Mami	I'm not mad because honestly, the Shinx didn't inappropriately touch me earlier.
AOMShinx20	...
E4Mami	Plus it's adorable.
AOMShinx20	In that case, I won't mention something else I did that had to do with eggs.
E4Mami	Hm?
LeaderHomura	Hey. Shinx-thing.
-*-	AOMShinx20 waves.
AOMShinx20	Hi.
LeaderHomura	You almost made Madoka cry.
-*-	LeaderHomura shoots Shinx in the leg.
LeaderHomura	Don't do that.
AOMShinx20	o-ouch...
-*-	AOMShinx20 is hurt with a bullet but doesn't bleed because Pokemon logic
-*-	LeaderHomura goes off to console Madoka with stoicism.
-*-	TrenchCoatMadoka insists to Homura that she's fine.
-*-	pigdevil2010 used Fissure to AOMShinx20.
-*-	AOMShinx20 just sits there with an unused TM17.
-*-	AOMShinx20 bounces around due to fissuring.
AOMShinx20	I mean, at least Colress can put together of what happened.
Colress	All I know is that both AOMs are going to be part of a new... experiment...
AOMShinx20	Wait Colress. What?
-*-	Colress pours Dr. Pepper on Shinx's head, which suddenly grows spikier fur.
AOMShinx20	Eech! Colress no! Eggs have formed, you can't just do that when eggs are forming.
Colress	Eggs are not a part of my concern. Only science. And I already know how these eggs formed.
AOMShinx20	But Colress, eggs, they formed. TWO eggs, Colress!
-*-	AOMShinx20 rubs the unused TM17 in Colress' face.
AOMShinx20	Eggs that were able to be made not happen.
-*-	AOMShinx20 throws the TM17 at Colress.
AOMShinx20	Go experiment with that!

...

-*-	TrenchCoatMadoka is poked by Aquawave.
Aquawave	No.
AOMShinx20	Yup.
TrenchCoatMadoka	Don't do that, it tickles!
-*-	LeaderHomura is unfazed by the poking.
Aquawave	I'm going to have regrets, aren't I?
E4Mami	Oh hello there, Aquawave. Need something?
Aquawave	No.
E4Mami	Well, alrighty then! Why did you poke us all, in that case?
-*-	AOMShinx20 lays on his back.
Aquawave	Because there is literally so little life in the chat I might die.
E4Mami	Whaaaaat? Aw, but we don't want you to die! Want some tea?
Aquawave	Nah, not going to keel over yet.
-*-	AOMShinx20 is slightly regretting some decisions.
Aquawave	Thanks on the tea, thanks though.
E4Mami	Alrighty then!
AOMRocks20	Hi Mami. Please don't shoot me.
E4Mami	I won't yet.
-*-	E4Mami claps hands together and wonders what to do.

...

-*-	AOMShinx20 pokes AFKinsky66.
-*-	Aquawave pokes AOMShinx20.
Aquawave	Hey, guess what?
AOMShinx20	What?
Aquawave	It's candy time. Rare Candy time!
AOMShinx20	No candyrino plserino. The last time I rare candied, eggs were formed...
-*-	AFKinsky66 gives AOMShinx20 2 rare candies.
-*-	Aquawave force feeds aom 2 candies.
AFKinsky66	MILLIONS ARE ALIVE!
<->	AOMShinx20 is now known as AOMLuxray20!
AOMLuxray20	Well, not millions. Only like 2.
AFKinsky66	Well, there are still 999,998 to be hatched :)
AOMLuxray20	I don't even remember doing it enough for that...
-*-	AOMLuxray20 eats 2 common rowaps
<->	AOMLuxray20 is now known as AOMShinx20.
-*-	Aquawave forcefeeds Aom 2 rare candies and steals his common rowaps.
<->	AOMShinx20 is now known as AOMLuxray20!
AOMLuxray20	Oh god dammit. The adult stage...
-*-	AOMLuxray20 lays down.
AOMLuxray20	Well, this sucks...
Aquawave	Grats. You're doomed to an achey back every day for the rest of your life...
AOMLuxray20	Also, 2 eggs were formed.
-*-	Aquawave points to the giant pile of eggs behind Aom.
Aquawave	Then what are those?
AOMLuxray20	Chicken eggs.
Aquawave	Aom, those are undoubtedly green spots on those eggs...
AOMLuxray20	Moldy bread has gathered on them.
Aquawave	That's not bread or mold.
AOMLuxray20	Well then,I don't know who, but somebody's been having WICKED sex.