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Listen up, pledges!

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This frat's Halloween parties
have always been epic.

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Epic!

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And this year will be no exception.

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My reputation is on the line.

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So if I fail, you all fail.

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And we all know that Jonathan
doesn't fail, right?

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- Right!
- Got it?

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Got it.

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You see? Now this is why I know
that tonight's gonna be epic, fellas.

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Would somebody wake him up?

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- Horse, hey.
- Wake up!

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The Horse is always up, man.

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Bean Boy.
Tell your president what today is.

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It's Halloween time, sir!

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And why is Halloween so important
to this frat's reputation, Bean?

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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe we have the longest tradition

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of throwing the best
Halloween parties ever, sir.

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And what will be your contribution be

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to make sure that tonight
is the best party ever?

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I've been recruiting
some of the best talent on campus.

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This is pledgee Cummings.

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Studies film makeup, sir.
Best in my class.

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How's it going, man... Sir?

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And I found this guy.
Pledgee Mond...

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Mondon!
Mondon! Oh.

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This is pledge Mondon, everyone.

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- Whoa.
- Weird name, cool guy.

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This guy can hack into anything.
I mean, anything.

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- Nice.
- K? Remember last year?

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When he hacked into the Beta Sorority?

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- Yes! Yes!
- Into the webcams?

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I remember that.

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- I remember that.
- Yeah!

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Very illegal, kind of creepy.
But very fun, nonetheless.

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Dude, can we do that again?
I was so happy.

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Breathe. Take a breath.
That's why I got him.

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And, sir, this is pledgee
Wells and Dimps,

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and they are very special.

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Pledgees, show them.

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All right!

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Ladies alert! Ladies alert!

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- Oh, that's them. That's them.
- Ladies alert!

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These are college guys.

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- Ladies!
- What up, boys?

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- Damn.
- Hi.

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Hey. I'm Renaldo,
but my friends call me Horse

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- I'm Rain, and this is my friend.
- Leah.

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I'm Tiffany.

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- My name's Aday.
- I'm Jonathan,

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the El Presidente
of this here fraterni-tay.

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Well, what's up with you ladies?

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You are now staring
at Upsilon Theta's finest.

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You girls go to school here?

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- No. No.
- No.

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- No, we go to St. Mary's.
- Oh, that's what's up.

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St. Mary's, that's
an all-girl college, right?

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So y'all probably never seen
a dude before in real life.

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This right here,
this is what a dude looks like.

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All right, look.
We're having a Halloween party tonight,

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- and it's gonna be...
- Epic!

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- Oh, well...
- Epic.

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Um...

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Concussion.

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So why don't
you ladies come on by

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and be Jonathan's special guest?

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What time?

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The party starts at 10:00,
so come when you like.

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- Oh, I don't know about...
- We'll see you tonight.

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Give me your phone.
I'll put my number in.

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Tiffany, there's your dad.

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Chill out. Chill.

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- Rain, Leah, Aday...
- Hi.

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- Hi, Mr. Simmons.
- So hot.

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Daddy issues.

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Tiffany, what's going on?

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Hey, Old Man River,

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ain't you got some pigeons
to feed or something? Take a hike.

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I'm sorry. Old Man River?

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Who you talking to, son?
Who you talking to?

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Do you see your grandpa here?

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Have you looked in the mirror, son?

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You're in college
and you look like you're 67, okay?

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- Bring it. You bring it.
- Dino...

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- I want you to bring it so badly.
- Dino.

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I will whoop your ass.
You understand that?

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I will whoop your ass.

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Dad, he's pretty big.
He is the star lineman on the team.

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Pfft! Look at me.

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- I play...
- Tennis.

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In high school, 30 years ago.

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Chill out, pops. It's cool.

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Who are you? Thor?
Did Thor just...

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What the hell are you telling me,
"Chill out, pops"?

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You don't tell me to chill out, okay?
That's my daughter, son.

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Son, Fabio, whatever.

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Nobody's talking to you.

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Go somewhere, grow your hair
and stay out of this, okay?

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Sir, I'll take
care of them, okay?

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Back to the frat house.

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You see?

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It won't happen again, sir.
I'm so sorry. Bye, girls.

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Tiffany,
how many times have I told you

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not to walk past this frat house?

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Well, we were just
walking by, Mr. Simmons,

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and they stopped us.

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- It's not our fault.
- We didn't do anything.

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You're coming home.
Get in the car.

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No. No, no, no, no, guys.

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There's no room in there
for all of us.

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The house is right there.
We're just gonna walk.

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Tiffany, get in the car.

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It's right there. We can walk.
Come on. Come on.

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Come on.

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- Bye, Mr. Simmons.
- Bye!

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He seems angry.

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She never listens to you.

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So you know my mom used to
teach theater in school, right?

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So I have all these
really cool costumes in the attic.

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We're gonna come up with something
so hot for the party tonight.

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- Hot?
- Do you know your dad?

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He's not gonna let you go.

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Just let me deal with that, okay?

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Just meet me here at 10:00
and we can figure it out from there.

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- Okay.
- I don't know.

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She's coming. You're coming.

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I am so excited.

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I know, this is gonna be so wild.

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- Bye, girls!
- Bye!

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Oh, Lord.
I don't know about this.

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You're coming. Come on.

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We gotta figure out
what we're gonna wear.

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- Ohh!
- Gonna be so fun!

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There's gonna be
boys there. I don't like that.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Not so fast. Not so fast.

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Listen to me.
How many times do I have to tell you?

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Do not walk past that frat house.

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You're out there,
you're talking to those guys.

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They are college kids.

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You're 17 years old, you're not
supposed to be talking to them.

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Do you understand me?
And what do you have on? What is this?

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Tiffany, I'm gonna tell you
one more time.

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Do not take your uniform off

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until you get into this house.
Are we clear?

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Leah and Rain's mom lets them do it.

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I am not Leah or Rain's parent.

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I am your parent.
Do you understand?

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And what I tell you,
you have to learn to listen to.

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I don't want you to do it.

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Okay, then buy me a car

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so I won't have to
walk past the frat house.

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Do you hear yourself?
I'm not buying you a car.

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That makes no sense to me.
I'm not buying you a car.

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- You have to finish school...
- Finish school. I... Yeah...

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- Do not mock me.
- Do not mock me.

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- Tiffany! Stop!
- Tiffany! Stop!

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Stop... You...

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Then stop talking.

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I'm an adult, I can say
what I wanna say in this house.

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Do you understand?

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I can say what I wanna say

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and what I'm telling you
right now is this.

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You have to watch out
for those college kids.

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Those boys want one thing...

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Um, one thing
and what's that thing?

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The thing is for somebody
to pay their student loans.

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Now go upstairs and finish your...
Do something and get packed.

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Okay, Dad, sure.

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But I know you're not talking
about student loans.

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Go get packed.

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Packed?
Where is he going?

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He and you, you're both
going to your mom's.

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I have work to do, so you
and your brother are going.

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She's coming to pick you up.

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I'm 17, I do not
have to go to my mom's.

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I am not leaving you
in this house on Halloween.

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I don't care if you're 17,
you're not staying here alone.

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Okay, well then
Aday can stay with me.

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How about that?

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- I will?
- Yes, you will.

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Oh, actually, my parents wouldn't mind
me staying here for Halloween.

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- We don't celebrate it anyways.
- My dad...

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Well, I think he'd actually
be okay with it, actually,

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because every Halloween,
we just go to church.

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- To church?
- Yes, church on Halloween, sir.

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Actually, a lot of the parents
don't like their children

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celebrating the Devil's holiday with
the ghosts and the goblins and whatnot.

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So they bring their children to church.

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They get dressed up
in holy costumes and Bible characters.

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You know, last year
I was actually the Ghost.

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Wait, you just said
they don't celebrate ghosts.

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Oh, no, the Holy Ghost.

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Yeah, and then we also have
a carnival, as well.

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We give candy out to the children
so they don't feel left out.

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And the adults,
they have a prayer service.

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And it's all good, it's all jolly
and we just love getting together...

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Okay. Okay, all right.

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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Yes, sir.

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- Please go ahead and call him.
- No, no, no.

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Thank you very much.

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But no, I'm not leaving you
in this house.

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No, okay, there's no way
I'm going to Mom's.

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Absolutely no, no, no, no, no.

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No way. We're staying.
So call her dad.

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- Come on, Aday.
- Ooh.

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I do not know about this party tonight.

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- I don't wanna go.
- No, it'll be fun. Okay, listen.

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We have to go.
Girl, we cannot stay in this house.

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Leah and Rain are going.
It'll be fun.

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But, I... It's just...

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No! No, but nothing, okay? Come on. Sit.

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Listen, they like us.

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And they're the most
popular girls in school.

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- Popular...
- Okay? We can't not go

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and be right where we were
when we first got to that school.

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They're popular because
they wear those baby shirts

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that shows what the Good Lord gave 'em.

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Plus, why do they have to set the trend?

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Okay, number one,
those baby shirts are called crop tops.

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And did you see how those guys
were drooling over them?

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Did you see how they were
drooling over you?

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Because I took notes from them.

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Okay. Come on.
We gotta go to the attic,

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create something
really hot for tonight.

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- Let's get.
- Hot...

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Wait.

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- He's texting me.
- Who's texting you?

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Jonathan, the cute frat boy.

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I thought that boy
was staring at Rain.

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He was, for now. Come on.

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- For now?
- Yeah.

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She needs to stay with me.

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Debra, I already told her that, okay?
She doesn't wanna stay with you.

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You're her dad,
you need to put your foot down.

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Are you listening?

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Yes, I'm listening to you.

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- Well?
- Yeah, I know I'm her dad.

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You're her mom, okay?

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- I can't...
- Get her ready!

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She doesn't wanna come,
she doesn't have to come.

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- She doesn't wanna go...
- But she needs to.

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00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,731
All right, listen. Just come...
Come and pick BJ up.

243
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,690
- I don't wanna argue about this.
- Now I'm on my way.

244
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,884
Tiffany, somebody...

245
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,371
The hell?

246
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,880
This girl.

247
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,644
Open your little bag up wide.

248
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,087
So I can drop it
all the way down to the bottom.

249
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,576
I don't even know why
you sitting out here with these...

250
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,056
What you doing with these canes, Bam?

251
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,127
Trick or treat!

252
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,645
Mabel...

253
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,121
You know I had hip surgery.
I need these canes.

254
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,696
You don't need them canes,
stop that lying.

255
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,056
I seen you running
up and down the street.

256
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,570
Mabel, I need these canes,

257
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,563
and let me tell you,
they were high as hell, too.

258
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,962
Too much for a woman on a fixed income
and I ain't got no extra money

259
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,281
to be wasting on no canes like these.

260
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,648
So I gotta use these so that I don't
have to go back to the hospital.

261
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:50,816
I know them
two little girls right there.

262
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,365
If you... Hold on
just a second, honey.

263
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,096
If you're so worried
about money on a fixed income,

264
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,616
why the hell are you out here
giving these little heathens candy?

265
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,610
- Mabel, I like this.
- No, Bam, uh-uh. No.

266
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,336
This is why I'm not
in my damn house right now.

267
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,567
- What?
- I don't like no doggone Halloween.

268
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,776
I'm not gonna be giving them children
no candy for free. Hell!

269
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,406
When I was growing up, do you know
what I had to do for candy?

270
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,656
Do you know
what I had to do for candy?

271
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,886
What, Mabel?

272
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,684
I had to give up candy to get candy.

273
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,330
That's why.
But I'm not gonna do that,

274
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,289
spend my hard-earned money
on no candy gifting.

275
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,567
It's going in my retirement,
my Ho-O-1-K.

276
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,563
I'm not gonna do it,
give no child no candy.

277
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,847
Mabel, what is Ho-O-1-K?

278
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,410
It's for hoes.

279
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,245
It's for all of those women
who never ever

280
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,210
were able to pay taxes on their money
because they got it illegally.

281
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,762
So you put the money aside.
It's not a 401 K, it's a Ho-O-1-K.

282
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,056
- That's why I got a Ho-O-1-K.
- Oh!

283
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,401
Yeah, from back in the day
when I was stripping.

284
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,200
- I wonder why...
- When I was on that pole.

285
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,130
I'm not gonna spend
my Ho-O-1-K on nobody.

286
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,336
No, I'm not gonna do that,
giving no children no candy.

287
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,010
I don't know why you doing it.

288
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,256
Now, see, look at this.
Look at this.

289
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,681
- Trick or treat.
- Oh!

290
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,683
Look at his little outfit!

291
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,206
Here you go!
Here you go, baby, right here.

292
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,327
What's he supposed to be?

293
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,686
He's a G.I.

294
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,807
Thank you.

295
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,967
You're welcome.

296
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,326
He salute.

297
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,686
Yeah.

298
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,211
- Barn.
- I like them a bit...

299
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,282
- Barn. I saw your ass.
- Yeah.

300
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,726
Saw me do what?

301
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,006
Bam!

302
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,765
Barn, I saw you drop
a little piece of candy up in there

303
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,336
and take four or five pieces
out of that baby bag.

304
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,089
- What the hell?
- Shh!

305
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,730
Is that what you out here doing?

306
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,404
Mabel, shh!

307
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,296
- Why you doing that?
- Mabel, sometimes you get

308
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,722
the munchies after you smoke, honey,
and this candy be coming in handy.

309
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,043
And lookit, I been doing this for years.

310
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,400
- Barn.
- What?

311
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,811
You high now, ain't you?

312
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,403
Yeah.

313
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,405
Uh-uh. Mabel, look, don't judge me.
I got a prescription.

314
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,723
I'm so glad, I was so glad
when this thing finally came!

315
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,447
Hey! I can't wait
to show it to the police.

316
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,885
Put that away, Bam.

317
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,296
Sitting here high,
taking candy from babies.

318
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,656
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

319
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,856
Well, you gotta teach them something.

320
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,536
You gotta teach 'em something
and you gotta teach them at some time.

321
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,050
I don't like this Halloween stuff.

322
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,565
- Trick or treat.
- Oh!

323
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,416
I'm the trick, she the treat.
Now go the hell on.

324
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,204
Why they got that boy
dressed like a cow?

325
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,009
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

326
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,096
Got that child dressed
like chocolate milk in a box.

327
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,485
- Mabel!
- What?

328
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,767
Don't do that.
You gonna scar this baby.

329
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,296
But you better watch him, Bam.

330
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,616
- Mmm-mmm.
- Uh-uh, you better watch him,

331
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,210
- he look like Biggie, Barn.
- Mmm-mmm.

332
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,360
That's a O.G. right there.
I'm telling you right now.

333
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,496
- Mabel!
- What? I'm telling you,

334
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,760
you better watch him.

335
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,410
He... He ain't gonna fall for that.

336
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,164
He counting every one
of them damn candies.

337
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,651
He ain't counting calories,

338
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,882
but he counting them damn candies.

339
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,291
Shut your mouth, will you?

340
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,616
I'm telling you, you better be careful,

341
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,369
Rick Ross gonna get you.

342
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,847
Hey, baby. Don't mind her at all.
You just come stay right there.

343
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,207
Let me pick and see
which one I'm gonna give you.

344
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,727
- I'm gonna give you two of these.
- You about to get stabbed.

345
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,896
- Look at this. Here you go!
- That boy ain't playing.

346
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,809
Put it down here
so I can put it in there.

347
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,087
Here you go, baby! There you go.

348
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,450
Oh, Lord...

349
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,000
There you go. All right, go on.

350
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:54,967
Wait a minute.

351
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,286
What'd I tell you?

352
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,488
I had more candy in here than this.

353
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,166
Biggie about to shoot you, Tupac.

354
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,480
I don't... I don't know what...

355
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,722
I have no idea
what you talking about.

356
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,811
You took candy
from my pumpkin, grandma.

357
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,009
No, I didn't do that, baby.
Why would I do that? Mabel?

358
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,491
You tricked me.

359
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,250
You put candy in
but took a handful out.

360
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,401
What... Did you do that?

361
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,841
Did you see me do that?
Listen, let me tell you something.

362
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,446
You need to teach your son
these principles at home, honey.

363
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,251
That's why they call it
"trick or treat."

364
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,967
That is not nice.
What's wrong with you?

365
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,896
Hold on now, you ain't finna be
gettin' on my damn friend.

366
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,365
Let me tell you something, honey.

367
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,807
You gone and had your child
disrespecting her, okay?

368
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,803
If she say she didn't do it,
she didn't do it.

369
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,370
You understand?
We let us... Hold on.

370
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,176
You talk about look at her?
Look at your child.

371
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,123
What about... What about him?
He is just perfect.

372
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,044
What's wrong?
You asking what's wrong with her?

373
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,521
What's wrong with your damn child?

374
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,886
- Mabel. Mabel.
- What?

375
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,086
That baby can hear you.

376
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,810
I don't give a damn if he can hear me.

377
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,216
Come out here, you got him
trick or treating for candy.

378
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,403
You need to have him trick or treating
for a damn treadmill or an elliptical.

379
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,766
- Momma!
- It's okay!

380
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,410
- It's okay! It's okay!
- Come on, bull!

381
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,296
Come on, bull! Come on, bull!

382
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,004
Come on, bull!
Come on, bull!

383
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,890
You run your ass up on me,
I'ma make some steak!

384
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,564
- Mabel.
- What?

385
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,776
They need to learn some time.

386
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,801
- Mabel.
- What?

387
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,530
What the hell is that?
What is that?

388
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,001
Some damn person acting the fool
dressed like a clown.

389
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,650
I don't like this.

390
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,896
They better not come over here with
their foolishness. That's what I know.

391
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,729
Mabel, I'm scared. I don't like this.

392
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,136
- What the hell you scared of?
- Because I don't like this.

393
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,925
Who you know ride up in a box?

394
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,970
And he wind it up, you let something
jump up out of that damn box.

395
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,456
Come over here. My friend is scared.

396
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,576
Don't come over here
with that foolishness.

397
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,840
Don't come over here!

398
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,416
That's gonna make him
come over here, Bam.

399
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,249
- Here he come.
- Hello?

400
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,926
- Hey, Madea. How you doing?
- Hey, Brian. How you doing?

401
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,331
I'm good. I'm good.

402
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,896
Listen, I gotta go
out of town until Sunday

403
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,216
and I was wondering if you can come by
and just keep an eye on Tiffany?

404
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,607
No, son. No, I can't come over there.
It's Halloween night,

405
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,216
you know I don't like to go
nowhere on Halloween.

406
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,456
- Yeah, I know.
- My feet hurting...

407
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,925
I ain't got no gas in my car.

408
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,096
- Okay, great, I get it.
- I got gout in...

409
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,451
Mabel.

410
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,016
Hush, Barn. Calm down.
Don't worry about that fool

411
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,296
coming over here.
Let him come over here.

412
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,136
- I don't like no clowns.
- It's gonna be all right.

413
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,969
Don't come over here.

414
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,976
You better not come over here
with this foolishness like...

415
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,331
dressed up like a damn clown.

416
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,121
My breast is hurting, my back
is hurting. You know, we hit this age

417
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,056
everything hurts something.
No, son. No, I can't.

418
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,081
I'll pay You-

419
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,083
I'm on my way.
I'll be there in an hour.

420
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,730
That's what I thought.

421
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,480
Look. Look, there. There. There.

422
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,801
Don't come over here
with that damn foolishness.

423
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,484
I'm telling you right now.

424
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,125
- Dea.
- Don't be scared, honey.

425
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,009
Look here, you scaring my friend.

426
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,208
- Mmm-mmm. Look. Mmm-mmm.
- Bam, calm down.

427
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,444
My friend is scared. Y'all need to
go the hell on with all that foo...

428
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,646
Oh, you think I'm playing.

429
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,016
See, now that's what I'm talking about.

430
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,485
Let something jump up out of there.

431
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,006
Let something jump up
out of this damn box.

432
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,525
Let something come up out of there.

433
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,601
Boo!

434
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,163
- Damn, y'all!
- Yeah, you get.

435
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,083
You got knocked the... out.

436
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,481
Damn, Dea.
You ain't got to hit her like that.

437
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,562
- Joe?
- Help me up off this ground.

438
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,768
Hattie?
What the hell wrong with y'all?

439
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,531
Damn, Ma! You ain't had
to punch me like that.

440
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,251
- You lucky I didn't shoot your ass!
- You all right, Hattie?

441
00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,006
Hell, no, I ain't all right.
She just punched me like a damn dude.

442
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,296
The hell wrong with you, Hattie?

443
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,776
You know black people
scared of every damn thing.

444
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,736
- You all right, baby. Walk it off.
- Walk it off?

445
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,046
- Walk it off.
- Walk it off?

446
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,929
- Walk it off.
- I ain't walking nothing off.

447
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,816
Look at Barn out here
shaking like a salt shaker.

448
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,136
Barn always shaking.
Hell, every time she walk, she shaking.

449
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,083
It's called aftershock.

450
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,730
You wrong for that, Ma.

451
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,201
We weren't doing nothing
but trying to scare y'all.

452
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,648
Don't do that, Hattie.
You know I'm scared of everything.

453
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,816
Right, yeah, you know
every time she gets too scared

454
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,844
she drop a tear and if she laugh
too hard, she'll squirt a little pee.

455
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,416
Mabel, you don't have to
keep telling everybody that.

456
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,044
- Well, it's the truth.
- No, it ain't.

457
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,416
Yes. You know you squirt a little pee

458
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,056
- every time you get scared.
- No, I don't!

459
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,600
It's true. You probably wet right now.

460
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,490
- I'll be... I'll be right back.
- See? What I tell you?

461
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,245
Hurry up in there.
We gotta go on over to Brian's house.

462
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,049
Oh, hell, they got drinks over there.

463
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,416
- Drinks?
- Ain't nobody invite you over there.

464
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,816
You ain't getting in my car
till you take them damn clown suits off.

465
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,605
Come on, Joe. Ain't nobody
got to invite me for a drink.

466
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,040
- Hurry up! Hurry up in there, Barn!
- I'm gonna get me one.

467
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,085
Madea, hey.

468
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,164
Hey, there. How you doing, baby?
Good to see you.

469
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,368
I'll tell you about it when you go in.

470
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,171
- You brought my daddy.
- What up, bitch?

471
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,527
Daddy, don't use
that language in this house.

472
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,170
- Hey, Brian!
- Oh, Ms. Hattie, how you doing?

473
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,766
- Hey! Give me a hug.
- Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

474
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,016
I'll pass on that.
I'll pass on that.

475
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,849
- Why?
- You know why!

476
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,686
Every time you hug up on him,
you thrust your pelvis into his.

477
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,604
What? He a grown-ass man,
he can take it.

478
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,526
- I don't want to take it, Ms. Hattie.
- You can take it if you want to, Brian.

479
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,136
I don't want to take it, Ms. Hattie.
Thank you, I don't wanna take it.

480
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,736
Hattie, I know damn well
you are not flirtin'.

481
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,496
Keep it up I'ma knock you
upside your head, hell.

482
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,536
Now, Joe, I done told you
about talkin' at me like that.

483
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,164
You think I'm some baby...

484
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,760
You sit down over there,
shit and hell.

485
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,365
Would y'all stop all that?
Calm down.

486
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,249
Brian, come on, baby, can you please
help me in here to the chairs, baby?

487
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,926
- Help you, sure.
- Yeah. Please, help me in here.

488
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,684
Listen, the steps are
too hard for me now.

489
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,922
- Yes, I know.
- Ever since my hip surgery.

490
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,336
- Didn't know you were coming.
- You didn't know I was coming?

491
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,170
But did you know I had hip surgery?
You know I had hip... Listen.

492
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,720
- Somebody told me.
- That man cut me...

493
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,564
- Did he?
- Yes, he did. Him.

494
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,376
He cut me, Brian,
all the way from down here,

495
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,731
all the way back here...

496
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,296
- mid my apple.
- Hey, you need your cane?

497
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,721
Yeah, I need these canes.
I need 'em. Just set 'em...

498
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,802
Yes, I'm on the canes, now.
I need 'em, yeah.

499
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,531
- But you gave 'em to...
- Yeah, put 'em over there.

500
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,176
Sit 'em up there on the wall,
over there.

501
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,488
Listen, Brian,
but I just thank God...

502
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,131
- Thank God that I'm in my right mind.
- Hmm.

503
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,646
- And that my heart is still beating.
- Hmm.

504
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,131
- Ho!
- Yeah.

505
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,726
Sometimes I can't
hardly pee, though.

506
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,246
Thank you so much for sharing.
I appreciate it, thank you.

507
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,322
Bam, that ain't polite conversation.

508
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,176
You know, just one or two drops,
Mabel, that's it.

509
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,328
Don't nobody wanna hear
about your one or two drops.

510
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,084
I wonder why that is.

511
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,764
It's prostate cancer, that's what it is.

512
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,525
You got that prostate...
You got the prostate cancer.

513
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,409
Joe, shut up!

514
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,256
What the hell you think it is?
What the hell else is it,

515
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,691
if it ain't prostate ca...

516
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,376
That's the only thing keep you from
peein'. She said she get two drops.

517
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,166
One say "prostate," other say "cancer."
Prostate cancer. That's what she got.

518
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,446
- She got it.
- Joe.

519
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,522
Don't no woman have no prostate.

520
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,730
Mabel, you know damn well
you got a prostate.

521
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,800
You know what I'm gonna do?

522
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,256
I'm gonna give you a prostate exam
with this foot right here.

523
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,520
Right here. Say something else.

524
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,840
Hell, you ain't, either.

525
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,604
This here? This ass?
"Do not enter."

526
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,045
Sign on it, tattoo.

527
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,776
- Do not enter back there.
- Hell, no!

528
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,246
- Who the hell you think I am?
- Shut up.

529
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,489
Hello? Can we just focus on
why I asked you to come...

530
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,296
Who the hell is he,
who the hell he hollerin' at?

531
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,936
You asked me to come over
to your damn house.

532
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,564
Don't be hollerin' at me up in here.

533
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,645
- Don't get gutted up in here.
- Right. Like a fish.

534
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,456
Okay, sorry. Sorry.
I didn't mean that at all.

535
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,563
Yes, that's better. That's better.
Show some apologection up in here.

536
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,246
- Apologection into the room.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

537
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,856
I'm glad you're here
to help me with her,

538
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,376
'cause there's a frat party
around the corner.

539
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,290
And I wanna be sure she doesn't try to
sneak out and go over there, okay?

540
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,443
- She too young for that!
- I know. I...

541
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,364
I don't know about that, I remember
I used to go to a frat party, man.

542
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,569
We had them girls up in there.
Oh! God damn.

543
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,565
- Hell, no. She can't go over there.
- What?

544
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:23,567
When I was goin' I was 15, baby.
And I was the entertainment, then.

545
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,976
All right, you were
the entertainment, I get it.

546
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,924
Thank you. Okay, listen.
I'm glad you're here. 'Cause I...

547
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,336
I want you to be quiet,
if you don't mind,

548
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,842
'cause I don't want her to know that
you all are here until after I'm gone.

549
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,524
Hold the hell on.

550
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,016
You finna leave, you ain't
gonna tell her you're going?

551
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,327
- Looks like he's scared of her.
- Right.

552
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,016
Damn, boy.
You lettin' a girl run over you?

553
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,690
Look how you
standin' there sweatin'.

554
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,525
- Listen, I...
- These children today.

555
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,896
No, it ain't the children, baby,
it's the parents.

556
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,970
It's these damn parents.
The parents I don't understand.

557
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,804
That's what it is. Right there.

558
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,136
If these parents were getting in charge
of these children here,

559
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,536
we wouldn't be having all these issues.

560
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,804
Come on, you know. Those teenage years,
when they turn into a teenager.

561
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,296
Boy, I remember them
teenage years, baby,

562
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,970
I remember them teenage years.

563
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,849
You got to drop the damn hammer.

564
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,843
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
- Drop the hammer on them.

565
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,285
Them teenage years, hell.

566
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,850
I'm tellin' ya, I keeps me a hammer.

567
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,969
Now we know what the problem is,
anybody in here got a solution?

568
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,976
Is he slow? He don't understand
nothin' I'm saying.

569
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,322
Hattie, can you explain this to him
in a language that he understands?

570
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,006
Whoop. That. Ass.

571
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,490
All in favor say "aye."

572
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,891
- Aye.
- The ayes have it.

573
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,096
- Where she at?
- Where she at?

574
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:31,045
- I get the switch.
- Sit down. I am not hitting my child.

575
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,691
What? You can't stomach it?

576
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,331
- We'll whoop that ass for you!
- No!

577
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,323
Nobody is hitting my child, okay?

578
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,896
I told them early
you need to whip them kids,

579
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,416
I been tellin' him
since they were little.

580
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,522
"Whoop her! Whoop her!
Whoop her ass! Whoop her ass!

581
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,736
Whoop her ass! Whoop her ass!
Whoop her ass! Whoop her ass!

582
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,842
Whoop her ass! Whoop her ass!"
What'd he do?

583
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,331
He don't whoop her ass.

584
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,404
Listen, we have never spanked our
children, ever. We didn't do that.

585
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,970
We weren't those kind of parents.

586
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,646
- Well, that's the problem right there!
- That's right.

587
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,096
That's right, that's right! Whoop her.
Baby, let me tell you something.

588
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,176
I'm not tellin' you to go up there
and abuse no child.

589
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,376
Even though
I got a hammer in my purse.

590
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,209
I'm just kidding about the hammer.

591
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,281
No, I'm not.

592
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,936
But listen, what I'm trying to get you
to understand is very, very simple, son.

593
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,361
Hear me clearly. A little love tap
ain't never hurt nobody.

594
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,841
- There it is. Love tap.
- A little love tap.

595
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,649
Just tap your child.
A little love tap.

596
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,768
Like I did you,
I gave you lots of love taps.

597
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,285
Lot... What?

598
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,761
Hold on a second,
did you just say "love tap"?

599
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,126
No, no, no, no, no.

600
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,568
That wasn't a love tap,
I was on life support.

601
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,016
Are you...
Are you blaming that on me?

602
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,565
That is not my fault.

603
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,336
What'd I have to do with you
being on life support?

604
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,569
Am I missing something? I was
four years old. Whose fault was it?

605
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,962
I told your ass to stop talking back
to me and what did you do?

606
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,407
I said...
I was talking back.

607
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,529
Right. So when I bust your ass
and you ended up

608
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:48,960
in the damn life support situation,
whose problem did that belong to?

609
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,844
You better hold up,
she gonna explode her prostate.

610
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,922
Right. That's your own damn fault.

611
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,056
The defense rests, Your Honor.

612
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,256
- Mmm-hmm.
- The case is closed.

613
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,726
Thank you. The jury has been excused.

614
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,616
You guys don't understand, okay?

615
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,008
I know in your day you could do that,
you could beat kids, you could slap 'em,

616
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,536
but this is a different day and time.

617
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,976
You can't spank your kids
these days, okay?

618
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,764
You go to jail
for things like that now.

619
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,763
That's what it is?
You're politically correct.

620
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,650
Let me tell you somethin' about
"you can't hit your kids these days."

621
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,609
And hear me clearly
when I say this to you, son.

622
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,571
Bullshit! Bullshit!
Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!

623
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,736
Daddy, I'm gonna tell you one more time,
stop using that language in this house.

624
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,728
Bullshit! Bullshit!
Bullshit! Bullshit!

625
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,165
Joe, shut up!

626
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,811
Stop all that saying all them cuss words
up in here, Joe, hell.

627
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,336
Boy, if I didn't whoop your ass
you know where you'd be right now?

628
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,456
Somewhere strung out on drugs.

629
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,496
You don't know the hell...
trying to get 20 dollars for a fix.

630
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,056
You don't know what the hell
you talkin' 'bout.

631
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,800
That's why you turned out
well like you did.

632
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,056
That's why you're a federal prosecutor.

633
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,736
Hell, I beat you so much you were scared
to look at a damn crack pipe.

634
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,216
You ain't know
what a damn crack pipe was.

635
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,004
You know what a crack pipe
is now, don't you?

636
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,776
See, he still don't know
what the hell a crack pipe is.

637
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,485
You know why that is?
'Cause I beat your ass.

638
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,803
You sure did, you was
rough on that boy. I felt so bad.

639
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,370
See, your daddy was raw.

640
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,216
He'd beat the hell out you
and leave you out in the street,

641
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,810
just bloody guts all over, everywhere.

642
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,484
I at least would
take you to the hospital

643
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,925
after I knocked the hell out you.

644
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,840
Look, son, just go on up them
stairs, and do what I had to do to you

645
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,884
that day that you got mad at me.
Just go on, do what you gotta do, son.

646
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,291
Bite the bullet.

647
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:16,729
I am not taking my daughter on the roof
and throwing her off.

648
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,484
Why wouldn't you do that?

649
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,688
- He did that?
- Yes!

650
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,762
He sure did.

651
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,046
I'ma just tell you somethin',

652
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,256
if you're gonna try
and teach a child a lesson

653
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,806
and push 'em off a roof,
at least check they pockets.

654
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,530
Joe, you should have
checked his pockets.

655
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,650
I forgot about that little pencil. Oh.
Number two, yellow stick.

656
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,563
He had his little pencil
in his pocket...

657
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,016
Little pencil went straight through

658
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,122
one of his little balls.

659
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,561
Looked like a little
Tootsie Roll on a stick.

660
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,926
That poor thing.

661
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,808
I was traumatized.

662
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,851
Let me ask you somethin'.
Did you die?

663
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,724
That's not funny.
That's not funny.

664
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,849
I bet that's just
so interesting to see.

665
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,241
I just wanna look at it.

666
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,085
I bet you have problems
peein' too, don't you?

667
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,367
You probably just have one drop.

668
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,123
Plop.

669
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,207
Bam, hush that.

670
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,085
Oh... Oh...
Did it grow back?

671
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,685
Grow back?

672
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,762
I'm... I'm not a reptile, it doesn't...

673
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,684
Well, he just told us
he ain't no anaconda.

674
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,761
Though I almost felt bad when I saw
that little number two yellow pencil.

675
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,808
He almost got lead poisoning.

676
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,456
Daddy, you shouldn't have
pushed me off that roof.

677
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,811
That's all I'm gonna say.

678
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,684
You shouldn't have
pushed me off that roof.

679
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:38,368
Again. Did you die, nigga?

680
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,205
How many times I have to tell you?
Stop using that word.

681
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,328
That is a horrible word.

682
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,210
I don't even understand
why you keep using that word.

683
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,328
Stop saying it, it's horrible!

684
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,721
It's awful. All these people
use it in the music...

685
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,136
All these kids
are in these clubs saying it.

686
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,162
Stop saying that word!

687
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,680
Bitch ass.

688
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,808
Daddy, I'm warning you. Stop that...

689
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,848
- Nigga.
- Okay, let's get this clear.

690
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,241
Nobody is laying a hand
on my daughter, okay?

691
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:07,086
Now, Madea, can you please not tell her
that I asked you to come by?

692
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,969
Okay, can you please
just tell her that...

693
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,081
Um...

694
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,721
You were in the neighborhood,
and... And you stopped by.

695
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,245
Okay? Can you do that?

696
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,376
Yeah, he wants me to lie.
I'm not gonna lie.

697
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,961
- I don't do that. I'm not a liar.
- Why? You scared of her?

698
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,929
No, I'm not scared of her, but I just...

699
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,082
I'm trying this approach
that I read in a book,

700
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,401
that you and your kids should be...

701
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,960
Buddies. Pals.
You should be friends.

702
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,042
Friends? You ain't
supposed to be friends

703
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,770
with your damn child, you the parent.

704
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,171
Y'all not equals.

705
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,527
What the hell you talkin' 'bout,
a friend? A friend?

706
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,816
They have to listen to
what the hell you tell them to do.

707
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,096
If they don't, they gotta
bounce they ass up out the house.

708
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,441
Go pay they own mortgage.
Go pay they own rent.

709
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,363
Go pay something, do you understand?

710
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,601
Being a damn child friend.

711
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,896
What the hell is wrong with you,
talkin' 'bout being your child friend.

712
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,809
- That's stupid as hell!
- I hear you, okay?

713
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,406
- Dad, you haven't left yet?
- Um...

714
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,804
- Hi.
- Hi.

715
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,136
Remember what I said to you.

716
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,366
That you stopped by.

717
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,963
- What?
- Ms. Madea, how are you?

718
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,896
Oh, I'm fine, how you doin', baby?
Good to see you.

719
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,160
Good to see you, too.

720
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,480
Who the hell is that?

721
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,921
Mabel! That's the pastor's daughter.

722
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,764
Damn, you don't know that?

723
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,456
Hell, even I know that
and I don't even go to church.

724
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,096
You don't know that's
the pastor's daughter? Damn.

725
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,963
Sinner! Devil.

726
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,530
You know I don't know no pastor.

727
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,136
She rolled up on me
like she know me, like...

728
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,656
"Hey, how you doing?"
I don't know her like that.

729
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,016
Mabel, everybody know you, honey.

730
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,565
You been on the news so much.

731
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,325
Barn, you ain't gotta
tell people all my business.

732
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,925
Um, so, what are they doing here?

733
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,491
- I have no idea.
- Oh.

734
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,005
I just opened the door,

735
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,605
- and barn! There was Madea.
- Really?

736
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,761
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh.

737
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,656
I opened the door, she said,
"Happy Haller-ween."

738
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,256
You know how she says "haller"
and everything, so...

739
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,170
Madea, what are you doing here?

740
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,416
What the hell you mean
"what bring you by?" You called me.

741
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,842
Oh. Oh. Um...

742
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,160
I was in...

743
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,526
The neigh...

744
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,206
The neighborhood, and...

745
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,965
I came... I was on my way to walk...

746
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,283
I was in the neighborhood and I came by
to talk to your... Oh.

747
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,362
To spend the... To stay the night.

748
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,284
Oh, I was in the neighborhood,
I came by to stay the night, yeah.

749
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,442
- That's too much to remember.
- Dad.

750
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,205
What? I didn't...
I didn't know. I had no idea.

751
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,169
I had no idea she was coming.

752
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,969
- But isn't it great?
- No!

753
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,376
Now you have somebody
to be here with you all night.

754
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,926
- That's great.
- Happy Haller-ween.

755
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,082
- Thanks, Dad.
- Thank you.

756
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,891
Listen, thank you for
having us over here, Brian.

757
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,176
- Okay?
- I'll see you later.

758
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,964
Hey, where the hell the liquor at?

759
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,008
I was so worried at my house.

760
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,970
You know, I'm scared of everything.
Scared of everything.

761
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,281
And this Halloween stuff
just give me the creeps.

762
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,408
She don't like...
She don't like Haller-ween.

763
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,970
Mmm-mmm. Don't like it at all.

764
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,776
It just give me the creeps.
But now I'm all right.

765
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,056
- 'Cause we all here together.
- All here together.

766
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,809
- That's right.
- Together.

767
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,296
Okay, well, I'm tired of talking
to you old people,

768
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,004
so I'm gonna go upstairs.

769
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,207
Nice to meet you!

770
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,416
There's something inside me
that want to go grab that girl

771
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,966
and slap the shit out of her.
But I'm not gonna do it.

772
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,844
Oh, it's getting late.

773
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,843
We gotta hurry if we're gonna
catch this party.

774
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,565
This makes me so mad.

775
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,082
I can't believe my dad got all these
old people here to watch me.

776
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,730
Oh, it's not that bad.

777
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,041
You know, Ms. Barn
kinda reminds me of my grandma.

778
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,202
She always gets
really scared on Halloween.

779
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,487
Starts talkin' 'bout
the devil and what not.

780
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,085
But then she just goes to sleep early.

781
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,924
She just wants the day to be over with.

782
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,522
Wait, no, that's it.

783
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,967
We're gonna trick them
into going to bed early.

784
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,441
Trick them?
What do you mean, trick them?

785
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,364
We're gonna scare the hell out of 'em.
Okay, listen, Aday.

786
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,522
When I tell you to press this,
you press it, 'kay?

787
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,651
Is this a bomb or something?

788
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,609
No, it's not a bomb,
it controls the lights.

789
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,250
- Oh, thank God.
- Come on.

790
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,016
I thought we were blowing
old people up today.

791
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,041
No.

792
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,720
I'm tryin' to make it
to heaven, Tiffany.

793
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,568
They got a nice wood-burning fire.

794
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,207
Yeah, people don't have no
wood-burning fireplaces no more.

795
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,282
Everything's gas now, these children.

796
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,091
We done got gas on everything.

797
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,003
- Did good.
- Hey.

798
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,242
Look what I brought home from school.

799
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,124
What... What the hell is that?

800
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,009
It's a ghost board, Grandpa.

801
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,242
Get that... Get that
on the hell on out of here.

802
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,481
No, ma'am. Uh-uh.

803
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,656
Get that devilment out of here.

804
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,681
Right.

805
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,082
No, it's fun.
It's how you communicate with the dead.

806
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,256
You heard her.
Get it on out of here, honey.

807
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,726
We don't play with stuff like that.
Get that up out of here.

808
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,211
No, it's fun!

809
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,090
I'ma tell you right now, if you open it,
that's what you're gonna be.

810
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,696
Dead. You're gonna be
on the other side.

811
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,056
We not playing with stuff
like that, honey.

812
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,480
We don't play with stuff like that.
Give me... Put this down.

813
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,416
What is that that fell out of the thing?

814
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,976
What is that? I don't touch this stuff.

815
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,080
I grew up in New Orleans,
they got voodoo everywhere.

816
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,167
No.

817
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,801
It's a card. It says, "Death."

818
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,449
Oh, no.

819
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,488
Ain't no "oh, no."
I'ma tell you right now.

820
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,736
See, y'all children
don't understand.

821
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,256
Let me make this
perfectly clear to you, honey.

822
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,406
You don't be playing around.

823
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,696
Keep playing with the devil,
he gonna show up.

824
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,610
Yeah, he gonna show up. He's sittin'
right there in front of you.

825
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,400
I tell you right now,
don't play with me, little girl.

826
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,496
That's what you gonna look like,

827
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,648
just like that damn skeleton
on that card.

828
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,603
Doin' a pirouette.
You understand? Go to bed.

829
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:21,128
You don't understand.
This card comes from Mr. Wilson.

830
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,727
The man that died
in this house on Halloween.

831
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,771
He killed his entire family and put
all of their bodies in the attic.

832
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:35,007
And it's said that every Halloween
he comes back to take a life.

833
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,402
And the only place he doesn't go
in this house are the bedrooms.

834
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,642
Because that's where
the priests used to sleep

835
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,404
when this house was a monastery.

836
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,244
- Whoa.
- I know.

837
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,609
So we should all go to sleep.
It's safer there, anyways.

838
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,365
The ghosts come out at midnight.

839
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,171
Okay. Time for me to go.

840
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,736
- Barn.
- I gotta get out of here.

841
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,524
Bam, hold the hell on.

842
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,090
- Barn.
- What?

843
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,491
What the hell's wrong with you?

844
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,409
Mabel, did you hear what she just said?

845
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,641
- Barn.
- What?

846
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,324
You forgot your canes.

847
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,765
- On!
- On!

848
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,765
Joe!

849
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,241
But ain't God good?
I don't even need my canes, Mabel.

850
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,691
- Sit down!
- Mabel.

851
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,976
Hell, we been helpin' you for days,

852
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,416
and you sittin' there actin' like
somethin' wrong with you.

853
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,776
Ain't nothing wrong with you. Sit down!

854
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,801
Yes.

855
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,376
This girl ain't doin'
nothin' but sitting here lyin'.

856
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,243
No, I'm not.
I'm telling the truth!

857
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,576
Girl, if you don't get up out
of here with that devilment,

858
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,080
I mean, you better get to steppin'.

859
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,844
I'm telling you. I'm going to bed.

860
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,407
'Cause after 10:00, strange things
start happening in this house.

861
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,165
Strange things.

862
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,616
No. I ain't gonna even be
able to do this.

863
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,803
I can't I got...
That's gonna blow my high.

864
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,486
High... You smoke marijuana?

865
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,080
I got a prescription!

866
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,606
You, little girl,
stay in a child's place.

867
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,331
Mabel, I gotta get outta here.
I'm scared, and I gotta

868
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,176
- get outta here, now!
- Calm down, Bam. Bam!

869
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,565
Calm the hell down.

870
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,244
This girl is lyin'.

871
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,681
I'm gonna go to bed.
Don't let the ghosts get you.

872
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,125
Be on outta here.

873
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,971
She lyin'. Hold on!

874
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,921
What? Oh.

875
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,760
I'ma fuck you up!

876
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,890
What the hell was that?

877
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,325
I'm sorry.

878
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,736
What happened to the lights?

879
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,569
Help me, Jesus.

880
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,165
That was Mr. Wilson.

881
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,336
Girl, get out of here.
You ain't doin' nothin' but lyin'.

882
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,885
Hell, that was just...
That was just...

883
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,456
That was just...
That was just power...

884
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,689
Power... P... That was just...
That was just the power acting up.

885
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,489
- Okay, well, goodnight.
- Go to bed!

886
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,776
Go to bed, girl, hell.

887
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,211
All right.

888
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,203
Sittin' there tellin' all them lies.

889
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,810
- Come on, Aday.
- I'm scared.

890
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,882
- Come on!
- Okay, okay.

891
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,323
Dea, Dea, I'm scared.

892
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,368
- Me too.
- Bam, calm the hell down.

893
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,487
Calm the hell down.

894
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,526
- Tiffany, come on!
- It's time to go.

895
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,682
Shh! Don't wake the old people!

896
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,526
Okay, gonna fix the bed.

897
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,616
- Fix the bed. Pull this down.
- What are we doing to the bed?

898
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,256
We're gonna make it look like
we're sleeping in here.

899
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,930
Oh.

900
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,969
- Like a body?
- Yeah, like a body.

901
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,201
Okay.

902
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,563
Wait, over there. Here. Okay.

903
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,244
That looks like you been eatin' good.

904
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,800
Wait, hold on.

905
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,530
Okay. Let's sneak down the back stairs.

906
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,887
- Oh, I don't know about this.
- Come on.

907
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,044
- Close the door.
- Okay.

908
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,921
Good Lord.

909
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,881
Hmm.

910
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,522
This damn girl has snuck up
out of this damn house!

911
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,250
Bam, y'all ain't gonna believe this.

912
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,696
Y'all ain't gonna believe this at all.

913
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,085
What that, Ma?

914
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,656
That girl has snuck up
out of this house.

915
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,681
- Uh-uh.
- No!

916
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,564
Yes, she did.

917
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,005
Well, where's she going to?

918
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,536
Probably over there to that frat party.

919
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,800
I knew it.

920
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,566
You talkin' 'bout over there where
all them fine, sexy college men's be?

921
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,051
Hattie...

922
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,645
Let's ride.

923
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,926
Come on, Joe.

924
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,571
No, you go on, I'm gonna stay here
and pray for her safe return.

925
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,529
Hey, hey. Hey, come here, come here.

926
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,409
- Joe, what is it?
- Come here.

927
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,811
- Come here.
- What is it?

928
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,767
- Let me hold one of them...
- Joe.

929
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,376
Why you gotta be all stingy
'cause you legal, baby?

930
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,401
Come on, help me out.

931
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,962
Joe, I got a prescription for this here.
I don't have any for you.

932
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,481
The Lord gonna bless you, you share.

933
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,801
You make me so sick!

934
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,321
Here, Joe. This... You owe me.

935
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,041
All right. When you come back,
I'll tap that ass for you.

936
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,089
In that case, you gonna be payin' me.

937
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,770
Is it like that?

938
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:19,723
Go ahead on, then. I'll be here,
waitin' for y'all to get back.

939
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:24,362
Prayin' for her safe return.
That the Lord will bless her.

940
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,885
Hey, I need a lighter!

941
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,324
Wait, Mabel, stop it!

942
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,084
I know, I know, damn well...

943
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,764
Let's get out of the car here.

944
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,656
You didn't have to be
jacking my neck like that.

945
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,967
Damn! What, it backfired.

946
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,644
You know my brakes is bad, Hattie.

947
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,245
Hey, what the hell does that mean?

948
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,926
Uh... Lord, have mercy.
Look at these children.

949
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,480
Hurry up, Bam, get out the car.

950
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,689
Look at this.
Look at this.

951
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,764
Look at all these fine,
sexy college men in here.

952
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,002
Girl, leave...
Hattie, leave them children alone.

953
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,209
What, Ma? You know I don't mind buying
two or three college books for these...

954
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,776
Well, somebody gonna throw
a damn book at you.

955
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,976
Leave these little boys alone.

956
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,096
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

957
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,770
What the hell is that?

958
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,569
It's my costume, I'm Peter Pan.

959
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,880
Duh!

960
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,530
She said she pissed her pants!

961
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,921
You know she said
she pissed her pants!

962
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,525
I didn't piss in my pants!

963
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,016
Don't do that
in front of these children!

964
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,376
- Get on in the house.
- I said I'm Peter Pan!

965
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,016
Go on up in there
and help me find this girl.

966
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,371
All this foolishness.

967
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,886
Yo-ho-yo-yo-yo-yo!
Sick costume, bro!

968
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,406
What? What is wrong with you?

969
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,050
Dude.

970
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,406
- Whoa!
- Boy, what the hell?

971
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,922
Put your hand on my damn breast again.

972
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,764
I just wanted to say
it looked real!

973
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,968
Like, saggy and lumpy...

974
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,087
But real.

975
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,810
Hey, let me see 'em.

976
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,120
Say What?

977
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,726
- Show us your boobs, please?
- You got some beads or something?

978
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,736
You gonna put some dollar bills
up in these breasts?

979
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,967
- No, we just wanna see 'em.
- We just like boobs.

980
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,849
- What? You wanna see 'em.
- Yeah!

981
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,331
Boobs! Let's see boobs.

982
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,776
- You wanna see 'em?
- Yeah, twin peaks.

983
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,165
You wanna see 'em?

984
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,851
- Yes.
- Wait.

985
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,843
Yes. Behold, paradise.

986
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,566
Right before your eyes.

987
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,961
How'd you get it to look like
real skin though, man?

988
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,136
Touch 'em.
Touch 'em. Touch 'em.

989
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,446
Look at those veins.

990
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,216
- Nipples and everything.
- Such intricate...

991
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,446
See how warm?

992
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,856
How'd you get the veins to look...

993
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,882
- See how warm?
- And they're wrinkly.

994
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,246
See how warm?

995
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,970
- I think this is real.
- Oh, no, no, no.

996
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,496
- No, those are real.
- Like saggy sandbags.

997
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,576
I think I'm gonna be sick.

998
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,776
- I need a drink.
- Oh, my God.

999
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,690
Move, move, move! Oh, my God.

1000
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,570
Grabbin' on me, hell,
I used to get dollar bills for that!

1001
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,449
I'll make it rain up in this piece.

1002
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,016
Barn, Hattie, y'all wait for me.
Get the hell on out the damn way.

1003
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,964
Damn chicken! And a banana.

1004
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,936
What the hell, you waitin'?
You wanna see this ass?

1005
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,645
Come here, I'm gonna show you this ass!
Come see it!

1006
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,768
Come on back here!
Where the hell they run to?

1007
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,161
Hattie, Bam, where y'all at?

1008
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,925
Mabel! It's a lot to look at in here.

1009
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,968
It sure the hell is, it sure is.

1010
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,883
- Damn!
- Excuse me, miss...

1011
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,041
Mabel!

1012
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,964
This here is a costume party.

1013
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,690
I don't know
if that was a costume, hell.

1014
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,445
We gonna have to look up under
every one of 'em till we find 'em.

1015
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,847
Okay, great, I don't mind doing that.

1016
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,967
Hattie, Hattie. Under the face!

1017
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,530
Up under the face!

1018
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,762
You ain't gonna find her up
under his pants.

1019
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,571
You don't know what
she come as! She could be...

1020
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,246
She at a costume party,
she could have come as anything!

1021
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,641
Wait a minute.

1022
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,251
Yeah, there it is. Mabel,
I'm gonna look upstairs.

1023
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,800
Bam, look around down here.

1024
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,736
Hattie, you go on up there
'cause you can handle it.

1025
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,171
This girl, she still fiendin'.

1026
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,536
And I'm gonna go
and look around down here.

1027
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,656
- Go on and look around.
- Okay, Ma.

1028
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,966
'- I got...

1029
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,481
Tiffany! Excuse me,
excuse me, honey. Excuse me.

1030
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,568
Is that what you call dancing?

1031
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,644
Yeah, some of y'all need
some masks on for real.

1032
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:47,769
Why y'all children
up in here lookin' like hoes?

1033
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,569
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

1034
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,563
What the hell y'all got on?
Lord, have mercy.

1035
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,256
Do your mama know
you're dressing like this?

1036
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,725
She picked out my outfit.

1037
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,609
Your mama picked out your outfit?

1038
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,045
- Duh.
- Yeah.

1039
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,640
Damn. She must be
one of them housewives.

1040
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,405
Listen, honey, I'm looking for Tiffany.

1041
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,527
Do y'all know a Tiffany?

1042
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,841
Uh... No. We don't.

1043
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,166
Who's looking for her?

1044
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,376
Who looking for her? I'm her aunt,
and I'm looking for her.

1045
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,801
I know she up in here somewhere.
Do y'all know her?

1046
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,769
- No. We don't know her.
- No. Sorry.

1047
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,002
Excuse me, do y'all know a Tiffany?

1048
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,923
- No, I don't.
- Okay. Yeah, okay. Bye.

1049
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,207
Tiffany! Tiffany.

1050
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,002
- Dude, your aunt's here.
- What?

1051
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,491
Yeah, she's right over there.

1052
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,561
Oh, no.

1053
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,490
- We need to go.
- Where's your back door?

1054
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,891
Jonathan got this, ladies.

1055
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,407
Listen, Dino. Take her to my room,
and take Aday to yours.

1056
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,080
- Bingo. Let's go. Come on.
- No, no. no.

1057
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,376
Shouldn't we stay together?
Don't make me go with him.

1058
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,616
I mean, if y'all get
down like that, let's go.

1059
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,130
- Have fun!
- Take your costumes off.

1060
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,680
Take your costumes off, too.
They won't recognize you that way.

1061
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,041
Lord, y'all little skinny asses...
Get out the way, hell.

1062
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,690
- Tiffany!
- Well, well, well.

1063
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,649
Welcome to my party!
My name is Jonathan,

1064
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,041
the El Presidente
of this here fraterni-tay.

1065
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,442
Are you on that shit? Calm down.

1066
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,056
Hey, listen, son, do you know a Tiffany?
I'm looking for Tiffany.

1067
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,491
- Oh, Tiffany.
- Yes.

1068
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,696
- Oh, about this tall?
- Right.

1069
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:04,801
- Black hair?
- Yes.

1070
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,723
I've never seen her!

1071
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,529
Hey, got milk?

1072
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,849
- Yo, chill!
- Do it again.

1073
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,400
I ain't got no damn milk,
but I got some bullets.

1074
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,131
Ma'am, ma'am, I didn't know
it was like that. Chill.

1075
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,571
You're telling me this is a lady?

1076
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,610
Yes! And she's looking
for someone named Tiffany,

1077
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,205
but we've never seen a Tiffany.

1078
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,721
No, no, we haven't.

1079
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,761
Yo, yo, everybody, listen up!
Listen up. Chaz, what's up, man?

1080
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,491
How you doin'? Yo, announcement.

1081
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:38,600
Big announcement. It's time for
the special guest of the evening.

1082
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,087
Give it up for Tyga!

1083
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,928
We about to get turnt up!
Let's see everybody hands up like this!

1084
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,686
- Son.
- What?

1085
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,761
- Hands up.
- Son.

1086
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,162
We can't hear you!

1087
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,400
Oh, yeah!

1088
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,404
Turn this music...
Turn this noise...

1089
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,961
Mabel, did you find her?

1090
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,845
Barn, you been drinkin'?
No, I didn't find her.

1091
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,764
And they got this rap...
I can't stand this music.

1092
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,561
But, Mabel, if you can't stand it,
why your body...

1093
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,484
Why your body moving like that?

1094
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,530
That's that ho, that's my bottom half.

1095
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,046
Every time it hear this music,
it just wanna drop.

1096
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,296
That's the ho from back in the day

1097
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,731
- coming out of me.
- Yeah.

1098
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,136
I don't like this rap.

1099
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,288
I don't like this.
I don't, I don't like this.

1100
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:17,841
Mabel!

1101
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,081
I get to get the hell outta here.
My ho coming out.

1102
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,650
Go, granny on the mic!

1103
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,769
♪ Hey, put your hands up!
♪ Put your hands up!

1104
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,684
Hattie! What the hell you doing?

1105
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,922
Get down!

1106
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,806
That's it. That's it.
That's it. Move! That's it.

1107
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,241
♪ I give you all
the little baby you want

1108
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,963
♪ Hey! Put your hands up!

1109
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,371
Hold the hell on!

1110
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,776
- Wait a minute.
- Hold the hell on.

1111
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,805
I just unplugged the damn music.
And I'ma tell you right now.

1112
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,805
Let me make this very, very, perfectly
clear to all of y'all up in here.

1113
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,281
I have been nice,
and I have been lookin' for Tiffany.

1114
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,811
Y'all better present Tiffany.

1115
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:05,011
You got 32.1 of a second
to present her to me right now.

1116
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,651
I don't give a damn if Tyga upset here.

1117
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:09,376
- I don't give a damn...
- Okay. That's it!

1118
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,080
- That is it!
- Get her out!

1119
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,724
Get her outta here!

1120
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,086
I said get her out of here!

1121
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,128
Wait! Wait!

1122
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,001
Bring that beat back!

1123
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,003
Throw her old ass out!

1124
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,840
Barn, what the hell's
wrong with you?

1125
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,361
Come on, let's go to the damn house.

1126
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,326
All right. She's gone.
Will she call the police?

1127
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,007
No. She's got lots of warrants.
She's crazy but she's not that crazy.

1128
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,368
Look, Tiff, we love you and Aday, but...

1129
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,329
We just don't like the drama.

1130
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,051
Well, I'm sorry that my dad is so lame.

1131
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,407
Well, we just can't hang out
and have this happen again.

1132
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,881
Well, it won't happen again.
I promise.

1133
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,327
This is why we said that,
you know, you shouldn't come.

1134
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,323
It's 'cause your dad's
gonna flip, dude.

1135
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,136
And, you know, now Jonathan is missing
his party, it's kind of unfair.

1136
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,207
Yeah.

1137
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,203
Well, don't worry about Jonathan.

1138
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,327
I'll make it up to him.

1139
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,890
- Oh. All right.
- Okay.

1140
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,042
- Mmm-hmm. Okay. All right.
- Have fun.

1141
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,167
Bye.

1142
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,289
Listen, I'm so sorry about all of this.

1143
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,442
Yo, Tiffany, it's all good,

1144
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,727
but are you sure she's not
gonna call the police?

1145
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,088
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm surprised
they even left the house.

1146
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,687
I was telling them this story
about how the house is haunted.

1147
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,136
Oh, you should have
seen their eyes.

1148
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,527
They were, like, scared.

1149
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,365
- Really?
- Yes.

1150
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,205
Oh! All right. Tell me more.

1151
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,883
Oh, Lord.
I think I want to go home.

1152
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,849
Yeah, me too. Home run.

1153
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,242
Knock you out the park.
I'm talking fifth base.

1154
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,800
Is there even a fifth base?
What is that?

1155
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,882
What are you freaking out for?
Come on.

1156
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,803
I'm not. What do you mean?

1157
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,042
We'll get weird on each other.
What do you say?

1158
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,929
I'm just 17.

1159
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,161
- You're 17?
- Yes.

1160
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,129
Years old?

1161
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,964
- Yeah.
- In human years.

1162
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,521
Yes.

1163
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,970
This girl is 17!
Seventeen years old!

1164
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,448
I'm mad as hell.
I'm mad as hell!

1165
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,046
Gonna throw me down in them bushes,
and Bam, you sitting there,

1166
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,536
sitting there getting' high
with them damn boys.

1167
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,856
And Barn, you wasn't even
gonna help me?

1168
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,850
You supposed to be fightin' for me.
Y'all was supposed to have my back. Oh!

1169
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,081
Mabel, I got your back.

1170
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,004
I always have, always had your back,
but I'm high, Mabel.

1171
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,856
Somebody needs to call the police,
that's all I know.

1172
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,291
Somebody need to call the po-po.

1173
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,056
You so damn worried about her,
you call 'em.

1174
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,445
Hell, I'm trying to sleep.

1175
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,016
Oh, no, I can't do that, I got warrants.

1176
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:59,409
- Mabel, call them anonymously.
- That's what got me in trouble!

1177
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,416
Because anonymously is how
I was writing them checks

1178
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,205
and dealing with them
credit card frauds. I can't do that.

1179
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,416
Somebody else got to call 'em.

1180
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,843
I can't call them neither, Ma.
They know my voice, too.

1181
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,456
Well, you know damn well
they know mine.

1182
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,006
Ma, why don't you just go
describe your voice?

1183
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,481
- Do what?
- Describe your voice.

1184
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,050
The word is not "describe," honey.

1185
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,256
If I describe my voice
then they gonna know it's me talkin'.

1186
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,250
It is "disguise."
And I can't disguise my voice.

1187
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,209
Because they have voice
data recognition.

1188
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,521
I'm on the terrorist list, too.
I'm on terrorist watch.

1189
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,931
They recognize it.

1190
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,203
I'll call 'em, hell.

1191
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,971
How much damn stuff
you got up in them breasts?

1192
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,169
I bet you take all that stuff
out and breasts is just flat.

1193
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,607
Barn, you high,
what you gonna say before you call 'em?

1194
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,480
Uh... Yeah!

1195
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,616
Wait a minute, hell,
you gonna call 'em like Lil Jon?

1196
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,722
No, I'm gonna call 'em
like a little white girl.

1197
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,524
Oh. You a little white girl?

1198
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,682
Barn, you ain't never been
little in your life.

1199
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,007
And she never been white, either.

1200
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,250
What you gonna say when you call 'em?

1201
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,245
Yeah, listen, we need the police.

1202
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:07,326
I'm being held against my will.
Help me! Help me!

1203
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,091
Ma, it's something wrong with her.

1204
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,003
Really, really wrong.

1205
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,845
Barn. Listen to me, honey,
make this perfectly clear.

1206
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,491
Just call the people and tell them...
Listen to me.

1207
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,244
Just tell them that an underage girl

1208
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,920
snuck out the house and she at
a frat party. Don't do all of that.

1209
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,962
Okay, Mabel.

1210
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,929
- Yo, stop, stop!
- Pull the rip cord, bro!

1211
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,731
- What the hell, don't you knock?
- Look, somethings wrong with Aday,

1212
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,536
- she just ran out of here.
- Where did she go?

1213
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,006
- I don't know!
- Well, what happened?

1214
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,606
I told her to get the hell out.
She's 17.

1215
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,564
And so is this broad fraud right here.

1216
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,603
Are you crazy?
We could all go to jail!

1217
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:47,242
Hold up, she's not 17.
Does this look like a 17-year-old?

1218
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,964
Are you 17?

1219
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,090
- Yes.
- Oh!

1220
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,605
Tiffany, that's just...

1221
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,808
- Tiffany, that's just wrong!
- I know. I'm sorry.

1222
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,167
No! We can all get kicked out
of school for this.

1223
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,402
- I'm sorry!
- Wait, how old are you guys?

1224
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,527
- Eighteen.
- Eighteen.

1225
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,886
Cool, cool.

1226
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,128
All right, all right,
I need all the illegals

1227
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,123
to get out of this frat right now.

1228
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,123
- Go. There's the door.
- Guys.

1229
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,656
The cops are here.

1230
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,091
All right. All right, listen.

1231
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,970
Everybody out. Take her out
the back door and try to find Aday.

1232
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,168
- Come on, Tiff.
- Outta here. Let's go, go, go.

1233
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,280
Out of my way, peasants!
I ain't going back. Go, go!

1234
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,089
What's up, Officer?
My name is Jonathan.

1235
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,242
The El Presidente
of this here fraterni-tay.

1236
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,970
How can I help you?

1237
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,088
Party's over.
Everyone clear out of the house.

1238
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,128
- Present IDs. Now.
- Hey, hey, hey.

1239
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,929
You got a warrant, hot shot?

1240
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,136
You want me to call the dean
and wake her up?

1241
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,605
No, no.

1242
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,360
That's what I thought.
Everyone, clear out!

1243
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,640
Party's over, now.

1244
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:45,563
All right. Everyone out!

1245
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,325
- Party's over.
- Lamest party ever.

1246
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,605
What a bummer.

1247
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,729
Officer Buzzkill over here, man.

1248
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,047
Did that really just happen?

1249
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,124
- Man, it was lit.
- You really leaving?

1250
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,568
I don't play with po-po.
We out, homie. All right.

1251
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,530
Tyga, no.Tyga.

1252
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,600
This sucks.

1253
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,216
Hey, you know it was them geezers
that called the police. You know that.

1254
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,651
Oh, I know.

1255
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,160
We can't let 'em get away with this.

1256
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,376
You know, it was our own fault,

1257
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,016
they shouldn't have been here
in the first place.

1258
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,246
Would you mind shutting up?

1259
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,845
This is not our fault and I refuse

1260
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,083
to let some old people
deny this frat's reputation.

1261
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,207
What are we gonna do?

1262
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:32,046
Oh, we're gonna get so even, fellas.
Here's the plan.

1263
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,724
Madea! Madea!

1264
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,482
- What the hell?
- Mabel!

1265
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,648
What's this? Lord, have mercy.

1266
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:51,722
Hattie, what the hell wrong with you?

1267
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,566
I think I heard somethin'
scratchin' up my wall.

1268
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,210
Girl, go on with that, hell.

1269
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,567
I think it's that man
that killed his whole family.

1270
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,642
I think it's Mr. Wilson, Ma.

1271
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,484
Hattie, calm the hell down, ain't no...

1272
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,096
What the hell is that, now?
What the hell is that?

1273
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,121
Wait!

1274
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,407
It's him, Ma,
I ain't ready to die, Ma.

1275
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,289
Listen, listen, would you hush?

1276
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,456
Yes. Please, Hattie.
Ain't no ghosts in this house.

1277
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,136
Ain't no ghost gonna be
knocking on the damn door.

1278
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,050
Does that make sense to you?
A ghost that damn knock on the door?

1279
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,407
That's crazy as hell!

1280
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,130
Bam, go open that door.

1281
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,130
I know you ain't sending me
to that door.

1282
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,201
Uh-uh.

1283
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,489
You scared, Mabel.

1284
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,329
I ain't scared of nothin'.

1285
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,370
Go open the door.
Go open the door, Mabel.

1286
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,604
I'm tired right now.
Uh, Joe, open the door.

1287
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,336
Hell, I ain't going to that door,
this ain't my house.

1288
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,696
I ain't goin' nowhere near that door.

1289
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,360
Go on and get it, bruh.

1290
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,289
- What the hell?
- Oh, no.

1291
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,283
- Hattie, what the hell is it?
- Oh, no, Ma.

1292
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,250
- What is it, Hattie?
- You see somethin' scary at the door?

1293
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,560
What is it?

1294
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,210
It's white men.

1295
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,361
What?

1296
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,805
You see white people?

1297
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,251
Girl, that's the po-po, here.

1298
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,482
- Hide the stuff!
- Get the stuff...

1299
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,562
Oh, hell, I ain't got nothing.

1300
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,444
We ain't got nothin' to hide.

1301
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,205
That took me back in the day when
the po-po used to come round here,

1302
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,169
and everybody would be
just duckin', runnin'.

1303
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,480
Them was the good old days.

1304
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,370
Oh, man, please.
I got a prescription, I'm good.

1305
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,816
Okay, well, Bam, go open the door.

1306
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,171
Why I gotta open the door?

1307
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,720
'Cause you got a prescription, you good.
Go open the door here.

1308
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,643
All right, all right.

1309
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,646
Hi. Urn, someone here
called for the cops?

1310
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,484
Uh...

1311
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,167
No speak-a English...
I'm from Jamaica.

1312
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:41,323
- They speak English in Jamaica.
- Well, I'm from Mexico.

1313
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,483
- Como esta usted?
- Well, then, I'm from China.

1314
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,325
Hey, hallelujah!
You speak in tongues?

1315
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,882
- I went to college.
- And I love Jesus. Yes, I do, too.

1316
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,883
- We all do, too.
- Yes.

1317
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,849
Look, we got a call
about an underage girl...

1318
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,763
What they saying?
I can't hear 'em.

1319
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,205
What's that smell?

1320
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,760
- Oh!
- Bam!

1321
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,365
I been waitin' to do this for years!

1322
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,887
I'm legal! I'm legal, bruh!

1323
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,450
- Yeah! Yeah.
- Hallelujah.

1324
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,251
Yeah. That's what I said,
too, when I got it.

1325
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,810
Okay.

1326
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,841
I know damn well
this girl is not...

1327
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,644
Where the hell you been?

1328
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:22,371
I'm tellin' you right now,
I'm gonna... She...

1329
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,204
I'ma bust her in her face.

1330
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,611
Excuse me, are you Tiffany?

1331
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:26,886
Yes.

1332
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,405
Look, I get it, it's Halloween,

1333
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,136
you guys are always
playing tricks on everybody.

1334
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,049
- Enough is enough.
- Okay.

1335
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,929
Enjoy your fun
and call it an evening.

1336
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,331
Okay.

1337
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,721
We can't keep on having
these prank calls. You understand?

1338
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,689
I understand.

1339
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,091
Yes, sir.

1340
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,401
Okay. Well, you two
have a good evening.

1341
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,562
Sorry, Officer.
Say "Sorry, Officer!"

1342
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,404
Sorry, Officer.

1343
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,887
Back to you.

1344
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,925
- They gone?
- Yeah.

1345
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,616
Call 'em back.
'Cause I'm getting' ready to get her.

1346
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,291
Why, well, hold on, Muggum, why?

1347
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,521
Where the hell you been?

1348
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,376
- I been asleep.
- You have not been up there.

1349
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,856
I've been up them stairs looking
for you, you were not sleepin'.

1350
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,611
Well, did you check my dad's room?
Because that's where I was.

1351
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,456
Why would you be up in his room when
you supposed to be in your own room?

1352
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,563
Well, sometimes my room gets cold.
I'm sorry. That's just the way it is.

1353
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,091
You lyin'.

1354
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,856
Like I said, the closer
it gets to midnight,

1355
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,326
the crazier things
are gonna get around here.

1356
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,449
And you know
Mr. Wilson is close when...

1357
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:26,967
That happens.

1358
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,249
Okay, well, I'm gonna go
back to bed. So...

1359
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:33,696
Come back here, honey.
Come back here.

1360
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:34,846
Come right back damn here.

1361
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,888
- Where is Aday?
- She's asleep.

1362
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,656
You are lying to me,
that girl is not up there.

1363
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,125
I'm not lying to you.

1364
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,216
I'm coming up them stairs and check
for her, I'm tellin' you right now.

1365
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:45,449
Okay, well, me and Aday
are gonna be in my dad's room.

1366
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,284
Mabel, this... What the hell.

1367
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,816
Now look here, I don't...
I don't do this.

1368
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,205
I don't do this demonizing.

1369
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,496
That's him! That's him.

1370
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,409
Girl, what the hell going on
with these lights?

1371
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,084
It's Mr. Wilson!

1372
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,767
Mr. Wilson,
please leave me alone, Mr. Wilson.

1373
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,049
It's gonna take a lot more than that
to get him to leave you alone.

1374
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,646
And they say it gets cold when he's mad.

1375
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:06,848
Mabel, she better stop this, Mabel.

1376
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,844
She better stop this, I'm not playing.
She better stop this.

1377
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,896
Girl, get the hell on
out of here with all the bullshit.

1378
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,445
No, I'm telling the truth.
He's coming.

1379
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,568
And the only safe place is in the bed.

1380
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,966
Well, it is kind of shitty in here.

1381
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,321
What? You went and did what to yourself?

1382
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,722
- I said it's shitty in here.
- What are you saying?

1383
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,689
It's shitty in here.

1384
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,536
She's saying "cold," honey.
She's saying it's...

1385
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,050
- Chilly.
- Chilly.

1386
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,044
Lord, have mercy,
I don't know why the hell...

1387
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,736
Brian better hurry up
and get the hell back here,

1388
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,444
'cause, come on, sit down, here.

1389
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,409
Mabel, will you please
come take me home?

1390
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,840
Just come on and sit down.

1391
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,736
Answer the phone, answer the phone.

1392
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,096
Answer the phone.

1393
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,376
Please leave a message.

1394
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,776
Aday, it's Tiffany,
I've been calling you,

1395
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,371
I've been texting you
for almost half an hour now.

1396
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,649
I don't know what to do, where are you?
Please, please get back to me.

1397
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,165
Call me back, please.

1398
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,481
Hattie! Turn the water off!

1399
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:15,767
Hattie.

1400
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,847
Hattie...

1401
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,684
Hattie, you got to start
turning the water off

1402
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,000
when you come in here.

1403
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,847
What the hell?

1404
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,887
What the...

1405
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,007
Huh?

1406
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,401
Wait a minute.

1407
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,608
I know I turned this, I said turn off.

1408
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,440
What the hell is that? Get... Get...

1409
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,760
What the hell?

1410
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,724
Mabel! What the hell is this?

1411
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,931
Get your fat... They talkin' to...

1412
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,722
Mabel! Madea! Madea!

1413
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,976
And Halloween
is going to the dogs this year,

1414
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,765
at the annual Halloween
dog costume contest.

1415
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,922
Dogs are hard at work,
trying to come up with a...

1416
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:38,761
Came dressed as fairies, dinosaurs,
superheroes, pirates, and royalty.

1417
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:42,242
But what really surprised the crowd
was a guest appearance...

1418
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,726
Even the dogs were
getting into the festivities,

1419
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,690
doing a little trick-or-treating
of their own.

1420
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,570
But not all dogs
were enjoying the festivities.

1421
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,645
But overall, it was
a wonderful day had by all.

1422
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,485
In other news, two people
were killed when the driver of a...

1423
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,767
What the hell wrong with
this here remote control?

1424
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:09,641
Hattie... Hattie...

1425
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,041
Oh, hell no,
now you gonna call my name?

1426
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,646
Hattie.

1427
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,001
Yes, Lord?

1428
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,287
You don't need the Lord.

1429
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,571
I know him.

1430
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,001
It's not the Lord.

1431
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,376
We interrupt your
regularly scheduled programming

1432
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:29,845
to bring you this special notice.

1433
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,002
I'm Mr. Wilson.

1434
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,766
Mr. Wilson? Oh, hell no! Hell no!

1435
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:42,326
Madea! Madea! Madea! Madea!

1436
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:47,211
Madea! Madea!

1437
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,096
Hattie, what the hell
is wrong with you?

1438
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,009
- Ma! Madea!
- Mabel!

1439
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,880
What the... What the hell
is wrong with y'all?

1440
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,561
Ma, I've seen something in my room.
My TV won't go off.

1441
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:58,856
- What?
- I was in that bathroom

1442
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,360
- and the water wouldn't go off.
- Get up.

1443
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,176
Mabel, I'm not playing with you,
listen to me.

1444
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,736
I looked in the mirror, Mabel,
and there's something wrote,

1445
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,207
"Get your fat ass out of here. Or die."

1446
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,931
- Mabel, they're talking to me.
- Y'all believin' that girl?

1447
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,685
That ain't nothing but Joe
playing a trick on y'all.

1448
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,205
No, Joe's downstairs.

1449
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,726
He's still downstairs.
He's sitting in that chair.

1450
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,041
He's still sitting in that chair.

1451
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,761
- He's still... Yeah.
- Where he was before?

1452
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,525
Y'all go to bed.
Stop acting like y'all scared.

1453
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,256
Ma, don't try to act like
you ain't scared.

1454
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,681
- You scared, ain't you?
- I am not scared.

1455
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,296
- Mabel...
- Honey, I'm not scared.

1456
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,288
Mabel, why are you up here in this bed?

1457
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,283
With your good running church shoes.

1458
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,091
Mabel, you got every light on in here.

1459
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,571
I was reading.

1460
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:41,641
Reading what?

1461
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,290
I was trying to read the Bible.

1462
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,250
- You weren't reading no Bible, Ma!
- Where is the Bible?

1463
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,164
It's on the table in my heart.

1464
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,924
Mabel, we gotta get out of here.

1465
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:58,011
- Okay.
- I'm having a...

1466
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,656
- Did that come from the attic?
- Yeah.

1467
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,127
Did she say he was in the attic?
Get the hell on up out of here!

1468
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,083
Y'all get the hell up out of here!

1469
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,246
Mabel.

1470
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,322
Y'all know I can't
run down these stairs.

1471
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,811
What the hell?

1472
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,805
Now, Joe, stop playing games
on these old ladies up there!

1473
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,764
I ain't playing no damn jokes.
I'm playing with myself.

1474
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,656
Joe, I know it's you.
I know you're down here doin' it.

1475
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,126
Look, everybody out here out of breath.
Can't breathe at all.

1476
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,771
Bam tired running down the stairs.

1477
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,080
Damn, you out of shape.

1478
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,130
How the hell you get this out of breath
running down the stairs, Bam?

1479
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,646
Now Joe, stop it.

1480
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,296
Now, y'all come on, we only got
a few more hours to be in this house.

1481
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,240
Now, come on, let's go on
up there and go to bed.

1482
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:45,163
- Madea! You heard that, Ma?
- I heard hollering like a damn fool.

1483
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,568
- Ma, I know you heard it upstairs.
- No, I didn't. I didn't hear nothing.

1484
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,689
Yes, you did, Ma. You know, they say
that's where he killed

1485
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,730
his whole entire family,
up in the attic.

1486
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,204
Joe, you see these ladies is worried.

1487
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:00,216
Get up and be a man and go on up there
and check and see what's in the attic.

1488
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,366
Bitch, please.

1489
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,681
Mabel, come on, take me home.

1490
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,167
Hey, I'll take all you hoes to a hotel,

1491
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,368
if you hoes don't tell.

1492
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,010
Shut the hell up!

1493
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,251
Ma, go on up there
and see what's going on.

1494
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,368
I'm gonna stay down here with Joe.

1495
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,044
Me too.

1496
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,360
I'm gonna go.

1497
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,924
- I ain't scared.
- Okay, great.

1498
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,047
I ain't never scared.

1499
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,724
- You're not scared.
- I'm never scared.

1500
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,096
- Then go up there then.
- I'm going up there.

1501
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,360
- You bad.
- I'm never scared.

1502
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,283
- You bad.
- I'm bad. Who's bad?

1503
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,522
- I ain't scared of nothing!
- Okay, great.

1504
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,443
The hell I got up here
making all this noise?

1505
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,364
Probably nothing but these pipes
rattling like they do in my house.

1506
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,124
I don't know what's going on up here.

1507
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,645
Okay, great. Bye, Mabel.

1508
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,376
- I ain't scared. I'll be back.
- Okay, great.

1509
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,050
- Bye, Mabel.
- Okay, great.

1510
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:50,208
If she don't come back I just
want y'all to know, that's a dude.

1511
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,009
I wanna go home, Mabel.

1512
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,444
I ain't scared of nothing.

1513
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,645
I ain't scared of nothing.

1514
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,689
I ain't never been scared of nothing.
I've been big all my life.

1515
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,762
I had to be brave.

1516
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,687
All my life I had to fight.

1517
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,044
I ain't never thought
I'd have to fight in Brian's house.

1518
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,204
Ain't nobody up here.

1519
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,564
Nobody. Ain't nobody up here.
Hey, ain't nobody up here.

1520
01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,606
I don't see nothing.

1521
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,368
Yeah, ain't nothing up here.

1522
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,126
Got all these crazy-looking costumes
and everything, ain't nothing up here.

1523
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,129
Damn clown was back there.

1524
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,329
I know the damn clown did not just
move from where it was.

1525
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,124
Madea, you think she's all right?

1526
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,170
Ain't nothing to worry about.

1527
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,480
What? What?

1528
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,284
Oh, Jesus. Ma!

1529
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,010
Mabel, are you all right?

1530
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,696
I thought there were a herd of buffalo
coming down the damn stairs.

1531
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,520
- Shaking up the whole damn house.
- Dea, what happened?

1532
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,444
We got to go to my house.
We got to get the hell up out of here.

1533
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:12,681
I thought you'd never ask!

1534
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,127
- Yes. Yes. Let's go.
- Ma, let's ride!

1535
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,656
What the hell is wrong with you, Hattie?

1536
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:18,841
Uh-uh.

1537
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,524
- Ah... Look!
- I don't see nothing!

1538
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:21,726
I'm not gonna fall for that.

1539
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,245
There's a clown.

1540
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,685
You saw a clown?

1541
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,683
- Yes.
- What'd he look like?

1542
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:31,004
Oh, a dirty-looking clown.
He's a crazy-looking clown!

1543
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,208
I saw one upstairs in the attic, too.

1544
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,282
I'm looking at three damn clowns.

1545
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,330
Put y'all three side by side,
you shaped like a one-oh-one.

1546
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,050
Get the hell on up out of here.

1547
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,361
Joe, I'm telling you there's
something in this house.

1548
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,283
I gotta get out of here.

1549
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,522
We got to go.
We got to go.

1550
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,284
I don't see nothing. He gone.

1551
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:49,407
- Yeah.
- I know.

1552
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,164
Mabel!

1553
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,616
I'm getting ready to choke
the hell out of her.

1554
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,404
- I'm gonna punch her dead.
- Mabel.

1555
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:58,041
Hey, girl, I'm getting ready to clog
your esophagus. Shut up!

1556
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,326
It moved!

1557
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,767
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- It moved!

1558
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,649
Yeah, if something is behind me...

1559
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,324
- Mabel. Oh, Lord!
- I'm gonna...

1560
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,607
I'm telling you right now, girl...
There's some... What?

1561
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,682
Mabel, no! No, look!

1562
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,491
What's that breathing?

1563
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:16,087
It's a clown, Ma!

1564
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,731
I don't like no clown.

1565
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,243
Run! Run!

1566
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,846
Get the hell out the door!
Get the hell out the door!

1567
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,256
Mabel!

1568
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,805
Hell no! Hell no! Hell no!

1569
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:35,805
Hell no! Hell no!
Hell no, girl! Hell no!

1570
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,769
Get in the car!
Get in the car!

1571
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,536
Get in the car, Hattie!
Get in the car, Bam!

1572
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,164
Come on, Bam!

1573
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:42,696
Get in the car!
Get in my car! Get in the car!

1574
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,530
Open my door! Y'all know
I had hip surgery!

1575
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,125
Mabel, be careful!

1576
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,801
- Why we just sitting here?
- I forgot the keys, girl.

1577
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,803
Ah! Hotwire it!

1578
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,611
Barn, what kind of lady
do you think I am?

1579
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,643
I'm a lady, I don't know
how to hotwire a car.

1580
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,441
Who the hell do you think I am,
some kind of common criminal?

1581
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,643
Well, that's all you had to say,
I got you on that, Ma.

1582
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,530
- Me too, girl, you know I know how...
- Wait! Wait!

1583
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,604
Are we just gonna leave the girl
in the house with the clown?

1584
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,736
Listen, let me tell you
right now, that's Joe's grandchild.

1585
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,016
I ain't got nothing to do with her.

1586
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,405
She already got a nasty attitude,

1587
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:23,562
it's every clown for himself.
Hotwire this.

1588
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,285
Oh, Joe, don't do that!

1589
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,761
The hell?
Joe, what the hell is wrong with you?

1590
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:31,046
Hey.

1591
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:34,056
The hell is wrong with you? I was about
to bust your face with this damn gun.

1592
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,536
I don't know where the hell
you think you're going.

1593
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:38,609
You left these in the house. You left
your purse and everything up in there.

1594
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,330
- Here.
- Give me my keys.

1595
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,607
Where are you going without them?

1596
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,240
- I don't know.
- Hello?

1597
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:46,216
And this phone of yours
been ringing off the hook.

1598
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,810
- Hello?
- I was up in there...

1599
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:49,376
Burning up your minutes
and somebody's on the phone.

1600
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,856
- Is anybody there?
- Who is it on the phone?

1601
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:54,168
It's some preacher on the phone
working on my nerve!

1602
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,164
Hell! Preacher. Pray for that.

1603
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:58,730
- Here.
- What?

1604
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,848
Leave me the hell alone.
I'm going to lay down.

1605
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,529
- Who is this?
- Don't answer that, Ma!

1606
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,376
Mabel, don't answer that.
I saw it in a movie.

1607
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,856
When you answer that thing,
the little girl...

1608
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,803
When she answered the phone,
she got dead.

1609
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,565
I remember that.
She said "Hello" and that thing said,

1610
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,324
"Are you in the house alone?"

1611
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,368
- I remember that.
- Yes.

1612
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:18,885
Don't answer.

1613
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,291
It's all right.

1614
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:21,400
- Don't answer it!
- Don't.

1615
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:22,576
- Don't answer it.
- Hello?

1616
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,840
But I hear somebody.

1617
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,096
- Is anybody there?
- You say there's somebody...

1618
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,485
Who is it?
Who the hell is it?

1619
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,449
- This is Reverend Walker.
- Hey, Reverend.

1620
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,602
- Hello, Madea.
- Reverend, look here.

1621
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,056
If you calling to pray for me,
I ain't got no time for that right now.

1622
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,606
- Well, a little prayer would be good.
- Bam, hush.

1623
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,205
Okay, go and pray, Rev, go and pray.

1624
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:38,850
- Oh, Lord.
- Praise Jesus!

1625
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,365
Help us all to find peace!

1626
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,283
I'm gonna make him pray harder,
watch this.

1627
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,646
Hallelujah!

1628
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:44,881
Hallelujah! Wool!

1629
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,803
He prayed harder.

1630
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,291
Come bring your...

1631
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:49,776
Look he started...
He started prayin' hard.

1632
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,723
What is it, Reverend?
All right, enough.

1633
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,245
Amen, Jesus wept. What is it?

1634
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:54,481
Have you seen Aday?

1635
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,244
No, she's up in the house with...

1636
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,970
- No, she's not. No.
- She's not?

1637
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,883
- I know you lying to me.
- No, I'm not.

1638
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,616
Reverend, please don't
make me cuss on this phone.

1639
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,847
- You need to come to the church.
- Okay, fine.

1640
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,576
- Come on down to the church.
- Thank you. Thank you.

1641
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,656
- Madea. Now, Madea, come on...
- Well, what the Rev want?

1642
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,056
That girl snuck out of this house
and went down to that frat party.

1643
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,321
That damn Tiffany done lied again!

1644
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,370
The Reverend want me to come over to
the church so he can talk to me.

1645
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,760
That won't be a bad idea at all.

1646
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,496
A little prayer won't hurt
nobody right now.

1647
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,016
Barn, I'm not going up
in there for no prayer.

1648
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,456
I'm going up in there
to set this straight.

1649
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,767
This child, she gonna need
more than a little prayer.

1650
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,605
She gonna need the damn clown
and everything in there to help her

1651
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,016
when I get back here,
I'm telling you right now.

1652
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,480
'Cause I'm not gonna deal with this.

1653
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:32,056
And Mr. Wilson and a clown, that's
gonna be the least of her worries.

1654
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:35,402
Well, wait a minute, Ma, we just gonna
leave the girl up in there, right there?

1655
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:36,720
What the hell else we gonna do?

1656
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:38,400
I'm not going
back up in there to get her.

1657
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,287
What the hell?

1658
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:53,410
Go on somewhere with that, clown.
Coming up here with that bullshit.

1659
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,005
Go on, clown, go on.

1660
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,536
Ain't nothing over there,
that's it, I'm telling you.

1661
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,528
There ain't nobody in here with me.

1662
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,768
That's what I know.

1663
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,446
Like that?

1664
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,041
Yeah.

1665
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,850
I don't play that Halloween bullshit!

1666
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,447
Blowing my damn high,
coming up in here with a clown costume.

1667
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,409
I did that already tonight.

1668
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,724
- Mabel!
- Yeah.

1669
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,216
Got me going
out here to church, you know?

1670
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,924
And that damn Aday
wasn't even up there.

1671
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,096
You wait till I get back home,
deal with that girl.

1672
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,406
That's crazy as hell.

1673
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,925
She is something else, Mabel.

1674
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,136
I'm gonna fix her though, she's...

1675
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,456
That clown gonna be the least of
her worries when I get back there.

1676
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:51,216
Well, Mabel,
we good for going to the church

1677
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,811
and that's all right because
we gonna need a little prayer.

1678
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,576
What the hell?

1679
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,125
What the hell's wrong
with this thing?

1680
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:59,096
- Mabel!
- Mabel! Jesus!

1681
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,088
What the hell is wrong with it?

1682
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,686
I don't know, I'm pressing the gas.

1683
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:05,603
Oh, now it's goin'...
Now it's goin' backwards.

1684
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,489
What in hell wrong with it?

1685
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,369
" Ma!
' Stop it!

1686
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:10,680
What the hell is wrong with it?

1687
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,056
Put it in drive.

1688
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,809
Baby, don't cut it off!

1689
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:16,406
I didn't cut the damn car off,
it just killed, damn!

1690
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:17,845
The hell is wrong with this thing?

1691
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:20,690
Let me look up under the hood.

1692
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:22,696
I told you, I know Joe
did something to my damn car,

1693
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,416
that's why I never let him
go borrow my car.

1694
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,010
Ma, we gonna wait right here for you.

1695
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,004
Hattie, get your ass out of the car,
come help me. Bam, get out.

1696
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,656
Mabel, I'm not getting
out of this car right now.

1697
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,176
It takes two people
to open this hood.

1698
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,486
Come on, help me open it.

1699
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,369
Ma, we caught here
in these damn woods!

1700
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,841
- Come, help me open the hood, girl.
- Oh, Lord.

1701
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,490
Help me open, you've got to pry it up.

1702
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:43,042
Come on, on the count of three.
Count of three. Look. One, two, three.

1703
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,003
Whoo! Yeah!

1704
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,606
When's the last time
you had this thing serviced?

1705
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,648
1972, when I bought it.

1706
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,645
What's wrong with it?

1707
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:58,724
We don't know, Barn, hell,
we just got out the car!

1708
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:02,566
- The hell's wrong with her?
- Ma, I'm scared out here.

1709
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,496
You scared in the house,
you scared in the dark, hush.

1710
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:05,806
Ain't nothing out here.

1711
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,770
No, you know I don't like to be out here
in the dark in these here woods.

1712
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:10,080
Nothing wrong with these woods,

1713
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,600
hell, ain't nothing out there.
Hattie, just hush.

1714
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:13,761
Shh!

1715
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,683
Is everybody all right?

1716
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:19,401
Barn, we fine. Hell, we fine,
would you please be quiet?

1717
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,891
Damn, what the hell wrong with her?

1718
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,525
Mabel.

1719
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:24,925
I hear something out there.

1720
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,480
You don't hear nothing, Hattie. Hell.

1721
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:27,965
Look, is this the carburetor?

1722
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,800
I don't know nothing about
working on no car.

1723
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,445
Ma.

1724
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,604
Madea!

1725
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,648
Oh, jeez! Oh! Madea!

1726
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:40,960
What the hell's wrong with you?

1727
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,844
- Madea!
- What? What you running for?

1728
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,562
Oh, hell, Oh, hell. Hell!

1729
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:58,123
Madea! Madea!

1730
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,564
Madea!

1731
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,688
- Madea!
- Hattie!

1732
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,888
Mabel! Mabel! Wait for me!

1733
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:14,240
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jesus!

1734
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:24,081
Help me, Jesus!

1735
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,891
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jesus!

1736
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:28,883
Help me, Jesus!

1737
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,200
I need Jesus!

1738
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,725
Oh, Lord, somebody help me,

1739
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,576
I just need Jesus,
come, somebody pray for me.

1740
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,001
What'd I do, what'd I do?
Somebody just needs to pray for me.

1741
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,048
Oh, I need Jesus! I need...

1742
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,527
You can't smoke in here, Madea.

1743
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,523
Okay, but didn't Moses
have a burning bush?

1744
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,886
I need the lamb of God.

1745
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,525
Would you like to be saved, darling?

1746
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,648
Oh, yes, I wanna be saved,
will that help me?

1747
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,200
Oh, praise the Lord,
Hallelujah, that's wonderful!

1748
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:53,523
Now do you believe that
Jesus is the son of God?

1749
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,296
If I have to, that's what
I'm gonna believe.

1750
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:57,721
Just, I just need y'all to help me.

1751
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:00,201
And you confess your sins?

1752
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,056
Up in here with all these
children up in here?

1753
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:05,243
Honey, you don't want me confessing
my sin up in here around these men.

1754
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,163
I'll have all of them blushing.

1755
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,256
You don't know what I used to
do back in the day, baby!

1756
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,681
Wasn't no fun. Bam!

1757
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,046
Pray for me.

1758
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:16,567
Well, not to Sister Alice,
not to anybody in here, but to Him.

1759
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,936
You just confess with your mouth
and believe in your heart,

1760
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,560
and you shall be saved,
it's that simple.

1761
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,136
Oh, just like that
and all my problems go away,

1762
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,016
ain't gonna be no more demons
following me and there's monkeys

1763
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:25,485
and everything walking behind me?

1764
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,211
Well, getting saved doesn't mean
all your troubles won't come,

1765
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:30,931
but it'll help you when it do.
I'm a living witness now.

1766
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,650
I confess that Jesus is son of God.

1767
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:35,564
I believe. Sha-na-na!
Yes, I believe, help me.

1768
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:37,051
Am I saved? I'm saved now!

1769
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,770
- Yes...
- Yes, I'm saved!

1770
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,888
Yes, praise the Lord, I'm saved.

1771
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,928
Yes, Hallelujah. Thank you.

1772
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,083
Them demons that I keep seeing
and monkeys and clowns...

1773
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,606
They've been following you. I know.

1774
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,884
Reverend, you anointed just like TDJ.

1775
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,962
How you know that, Reverend?
How you know that?

1776
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,883
Uh... Aday told me.

1777
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,325
How she know that?

1778
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:01,643
Baby, you got the gift like Joel Osteen,
you got the gift, baby?

1779
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,690
I have a confession. I...

1780
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,888
We snuck out of the house
and went to the frat party.

1781
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,045
I'm so sorry, Madea.

1782
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:11,043
I already asked the Lord
for forgiveness.

1783
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,600
But when you came
to the party and shut it down,

1784
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,284
the frat guys got so mad.

1785
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,885
And they wanted to prank you.

1786
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,610
They hacked into the TV.

1787
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:21,809
The lights. The plumbing.
That was all them.

1788
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:24,376
I heard them talking about it
when the police came to shut it down.

1789
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,643
And when you were in the car
and the zombies came out of the woods,

1790
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:28,801
that was them.

1791
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:29,927
Yes, ma'am.

1792
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:34,249
Come on, get some holy water. Come on.

1793
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,043
Jesus working on her,
Hallelujah, Hallelujah.

1794
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:39,690
- Now hold that.
- Hallelujah, Jesus.

1795
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,650
No, no, them words is about to come
out of my mouth, but I'm in a church!

1796
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,520
- Come on, now, hold it. Hold.
- You better...

1797
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:47,126
Oh, Lord.

1798
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,407
Sorry, these words trying to
come up out of my...

1799
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:53,007
Don't cuss, Madea, you in a church,
hold yourself. Don't cuss.

1800
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,367
- I bind you, cussing demon!
- Bind him.

1801
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:57,807
Cussing demon, I bind you!

1802
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,042
You trying to tell me right now,

1803
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,202
that that was them children
that did that?

1804
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:04,647
To me? And the clown?

1805
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:07,121
That was them.
And the movement in the attic.

1806
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,326
I'm sorry, Miss Madea.

1807
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,323
You ain't nowhere near
as sorry as them

1808
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,256
frat boys about to be
for what they done did to me.

1809
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:19,161
No, no, Miss Madea, Tiffany has
some responsibility in this, I'm sorry.

1810
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:20,616
I'm gonna tell you right now.

1811
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:23,256
I'm going over there and I'm gonna burn
that place down. I'm going right now!

1812
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,169
You just got saved, Miss Madea.

1813
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:28,130
Sometimes getting saved
is like a bad perm, Reverend...

1814
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,850
It just don't take.

1815
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,400
Now where them boys at?

1816
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:32,736
I'm going over there
to get them right now.

1817
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:34,171
Uh... Uh... Miss Madea...

1818
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:35,296
Reverend, I know
you ain't grabbing on me.

1819
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:36,401
I know you ain't...

1820
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,845
Do you want them holy hands?

1821
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,048
Do you want your holy hands, Reverend?

1822
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:44,170
I think you just need to calm down.
The Bible says to turn the other cheek.

1823
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,816
Yes, but the Bible
talks about these cheeks.

1824
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,136
What about the cheeks
down at the bottom?

1825
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:49,936
Those are the ones I'm going after
'cause I'm gonna tell you right now.

1826
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,776
What they done did is just absolute,
flat-out wrong.

1827
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,896
I'm going over there and set it off.

1828
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,016
No, no, no. Miss Madea,
there's gotta be some other way

1829
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,201
to teach them a lesson.

1830
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,325
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1831
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,289
Ma, you ain't had
to leave us like that.

1832
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:05,646
I know y'all knew where to come.

1833
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,296
They came straight to the church,
didn't they?

1834
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,846
Listen. Hold on. I just
found out what happened.

1835
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,729
It was them frat boys, but listen to me.

1836
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,882
I got this. Rev, you might be right.

1837
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,376
There might be something
we can go over there and do

1838
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,925
- and get all this straight.
- Yes.

1839
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,240
I got... I got an idea.

1840
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:21,085
I'm going to try something
very different.

1841
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,525
This is what we gonna do...

1842
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:27,360
I oughta bust you...

1843
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:28,816
Joe, you ain't gonna
believe this.

1844
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:30,216
You ain't gonna believe
what them frat boys did.

1845
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:32,176
Yeah, I know everything.
I know everything, look here.

1846
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,440
I... Hold the hell on.

1847
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:34,971
Look at him.

1848
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,416
So y'all wanna play games
with old people, huh?

1849
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:38,010
What is your name, son?

1850
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,367
Urn, I'm Renaldo,
but everybody calls me Horse.

1851
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:43,171
Horse? Ooh, can I ride?

1852
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:45,009
- Hattie, please, damn.
- Hattie, hush.

1853
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:46,496
I'm gonna tell you
one more time, Hattie,

1854
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:47,776
you keep talking to him like that,

1855
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,201
you ain't getting no more
of this damn donkey.

1856
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:53,363
So y'all like to play games, huh?
What is wrong with y'all?

1857
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:55,761
I'm sorry, we don't wanna get
kicked out of school, please.

1858
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,096
You worried about
getting kicked out of school,

1859
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,485
you about to get your ass kicked.

1860
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,136
I'm gonna get all this
straight right now.

1861
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,367
Y'all wanna play these games?
I'm calling Brian.

1862
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:04,363
- I'm calling right now.
- Yeah.

1863
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:05,771
Madea, how you doing?

1864
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,286
Brian, you ain't gonna never believe
what your daughter did.

1865
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,805
I need you to come home right now.

1866
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,006
Madea, I don't...

1867
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,176
I don't care what you're doing,
if you don't get here right now,

1868
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,611
you ain't gonna have no house.

1869
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,016
- Yes, we gonna get it.
- No, I'm good.

1870
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,246
- Right now.
- Okay, great.

1871
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:22,936
And then she just snuck up
out of this house.

1872
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,176
That's exactly what she...
Snuck up out of this house, Brian.

1873
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,964
I cannot believe that...

1874
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,520
I think that you need to just
shut the hell up and listen, boy.

1875
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:32,296
Right. You need to get that girl to
come down here and put your foot down.

1876
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,856
Okay. All right.
But what do I say to her?

1877
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,896
You grab her by the throat,
you say, "Look here, you little..."

1878
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,656
Daddy, if you say something
bad about my daughter...

1879
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,762
Joe, don't you call that child
no bad name, hush.

1880
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,001
Call her.

1881
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,576
You need to call her down here
and set this thing straight.

1882
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,921
Get this child in order,
she is running all over you.

1883
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,161
You need to get her in order.

1884
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,720
- Okay. Tiffany!
- What?

1885
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:52,167
Honey, can you come downstairs, please?

1886
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,480
What the hell you doing?

1887
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,921
Boy, what the hell wrong with you?
Call her from your nuts.

1888
01:19:57,440 --> 01:20:01,001
Well, now that may be how it sounds,
Joe, 'cause, he only got one.

1889
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:04,842
Boy, I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you.

1890
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,161
You're sitting here
like a little me-otch.

1891
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,567
Stop using that language
in my house, okay?

1892
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:12,246
Listen up, everybody here.
I'll try this my way,

1893
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:16,245
and if it doesn't work,
then I will resort to 1938,

1894
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:19,210
where you beat the hell out of your kids
and everything was okay.

1895
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:20,805
All right? I'll get arrested.

1896
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,564
I'll have warrants.
I'll be like you guys.

1897
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:24,616
I'm running from the police.
I'm running from the po-po.

1898
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:26,210
I don't live that way.

1899
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:29,887
Nigga. Nigga. Your way ain't never work.

1900
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,176
We trying to tell you the way
we did it in the old school.

1901
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,884
All this new shit ain't working.

1902
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,880
That's why all these children
killing each other.

1903
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,296
That's why all these children
ain't got no respect for nobody.

1904
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:40,209
This new shit don't work.

1905
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:41,611
Tiffany!

1906
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,200
Tell her you better get your ass down
them steps right damn now.

1907
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:49,525
Get down these stairs right now,
your dad would like to talk to you,

1908
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,002
have a conversation about some of
your behavior, young lady.

1909
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:56,209
Find your way down these stairs,
right now.

1910
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,202
Look, she's coming. See? Duh.

1911
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,206
What?

1912
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:10,964
Girl, did that child say, "What"?

1913
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,336
Oh, somebody help me,
y'all better hold me.

1914
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:13,441
Somebody better hold me.

1915
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,524
Tiffany, hear me clearly
and answer this question, okay?

1916
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:20,201
Be very careful with your answer.
All right?

1917
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,480
'Cause your life may depend on it. Um...

1918
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,050
Did you sneak out of this house

1919
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,521
and go to that frat party
after I told you not to?

1920
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,601
So What if I did?

1921
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,409
I told you not to go.

1922
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:36,051
Mmm. So I did. Get over it.

1923
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:41,411
If you don't snatch that heifer up
by her new growth and sling her

1924
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:43,448
through the air like
a helicopter, you better...

1925
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,966
Where are you going,
I'm talking to you.

1926
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,123
I'm done talking to you.
I'm going back to bed.

1927
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,611
Oh, my God.

1928
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,648
Jesus, fix him.

1929
01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:54,524
Okay.

1930
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,696
I tried, that's it, I tried.

1931
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:57,484
- I did what I could do.
- Our turn.

1932
01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:59,210
No, no, hold on.
What're you gonna do?

1933
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,696
You tell her,
"Baby, if you think you're grown,

1934
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,896
you're gonna have to get your ass
out of here and go get you a job."

1935
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,616
Don't no child supposed to be up in
your house talking to you like that.

1936
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,244
The house where you pay all the bills.

1937
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,560
What the hell is wrong with you

1938
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:10,696
letting this child talk to you
like that? She got to...

1939
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:11,816
She got to get her ass...

1940
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:13,800
She got to get her ass out of here.

1941
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:18,971
I am not putting my 17-year-old daughter
out of the house on the streets

1942
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,929
so she can do
all kinds of criminal things.

1943
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,320
She's not gonna grow up like you.

1944
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:24,800
She's not gonna grow up like...

1945
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:31,088
Other people have done.
I'm not doing it.

1946
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:32,496
What's the worst that
can happen to her?

1947
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:35,251
Turn to prostitution? Drugs?
End up in the bus station,

1948
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,816
some pimp pick her up
and put her out on the street

1949
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:37,966
pimping her out for years?

1950
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:41,203
Hell, how you think I met your mama?

1951
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:44,045
You can't put her out?
Oh, you can't put her out?

1952
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:45,281
Oh, oh, you can't.

1953
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:47,089
Is it too tough for you
to put her out?

1954
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,128
You're such a nice man,
you can't put her out.

1955
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,361
I'll put her ass out.

1956
01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:52,204
- And me, too.
- They swigging on

1957
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:53,736
- testosterone and all them...
- Y'all go on, go on. Come on.

1958
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,096
Come on, y'all come on.
Let's go. Move!

1959
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:57,216
Wait a minute, what are you doing,
what are you doing with my daughter?

1960
01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,971
What... Hold on. Just...
What are you gonna do

1961
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:01,680
when you get up here
is what I wanna know.

1962
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:05,807
Turn the damn lights on,
turn them on right now.

1963
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,689
Get your tail up out of that bed!

1964
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,683
What the...

1965
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:11,569
Go ahead! Finish your statement

1966
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:13,722
so I can bust your head
to the white meat.

1967
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,776
Yeah, that's right,
she's gonna bust it to the white meat,

1968
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:17,376
and I'm gonna bust it
to your damn cranium.

1969
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:18,600
Say what you was about to say.

1970
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:21,251
Let them words fall up
out of your lips, little girl.

1971
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:25,202
Oh, no... No, what are you
doing with my stuff?

1972
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:28,523
No, no, these are not your things.
Your things is what you go in the store

1973
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,568
and you pay for with
your hard-earned money.

1974
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:33,689
Your daddy bought all this stuff,
so don't none of this belong to you.

1975
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,684
This is called borrowed stuff.
Rented. Do you understand?

1976
01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:38,091
This don't belong to you.

1977
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,090
Oh, I like this right here!

1978
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:43,089
Oh, yes, I love it!

1979
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:45,447
- You can have it.
- No, you can't, that's mine!

1980
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,285
Oh, try to take it. Try to take it.

1981
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:51,091
I wanna see her do that, babe.
Please try to take it from Bam.

1982
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,766
Please try to take it from her.

1983
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:56,770
What is wrong with you old people?

1984
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:58,136
Say that one more damn time.

1985
01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:01,209
Your daddy works hard, day and night,
to buy all this stuff for you,

1986
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:02,976
and you gonna sit up here
with all this attitude?

1987
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,570
- Baby, you got to go.
- Go where?

1988
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:07,291
I don't know but you've got to
get the hell up out of here.

1989
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,009
- Dad.
- No, no...

1990
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,616
He ain't gonna say nothing.
I wish he would say something.

1991
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,096
Brian, say something, so I can
bust you in the back of your damn head.

1992
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:15,240
Please say something to her.

1993
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:16,685
I like this thing right here.

1994
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,336
I can rock this
like the young people say.

1995
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:19,930
I can rock these.

1996
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,048
Where you going to rock it?
On your damn ankle, Bam?

1997
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:24,447
Give me that damn
pair of pants, you think...

1998
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:26,124
That is mine.

1999
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,486
Try and take it from me.

2000
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:28,891
Dad!

2001
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,570
Uh, don't look at me.

2002
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:32,642
See, that is the problem.

2003
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,609
Okay, you're always
letting people run over you.

2004
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:38,002
You let Mom run over you,
you let her husband run over you.

2005
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,162
- You let me run over you.
- Uh-oh.

2006
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:42,208
There it is. I knew she was
angry about something.

2007
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,216
Something hit that nerve.
There it is, what happened?

2008
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:46,925
Your morn did not
run over me, Tiffany.

2009
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,721
Oh, so her having an affair in this
house isn't her running over you?

2010
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,656
Brian, I believe that's
running over you, right there.

2011
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,091
I believe that's running over you.

2012
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:56,440
You know about that?

2013
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:58,010
Of course I know about that, okay?

2014
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,128
Do you know that Morn
has no respect for you?

2015
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:03,050
When are you gonna start
standing up for yourself?

2016
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:05,970
You know what, you're right.
You're absolutely right.

2017
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:07,963
I'm gonna start standing up for myself.

2018
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:09,320
Right now. Right now.

2019
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:11,164
- Pack it up.
- Yep!

2020
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,016
- Everything. Let's pack it up.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

2021
01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:14,696
That's it, Brian.
Pack her stuff up. Pack it up!

2022
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:16,449
Okay, this has to be a joke.

2023
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:18,966
No, I'm not joking at all.
I'm telling you right now.

2024
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,576
You obviously know everything that
went on between me and your mother,

2025
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,776
you know everything that happened.

2026
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,856
Forgive me for trying to
protect you and your brother

2027
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:25,961
from what was going on.

2028
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,736
From trying to protect you from the pain
that was happening in this house.

2029
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:32,526
Listen to me. It takes a stronger person
to leave a situation

2030
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:35,490
than it is to stay and fight
in a situation that's not worth it.

2031
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,927
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Obviously you don't.

2032
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,446
So you clearly don't appreciate
anything that I've ever done.

2033
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,409
So it's time for you to go.
You got to go!

2034
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,325
Go where?

2035
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,368
I don't know.
But it's obvious you're grown.

2036
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:47,771
You can make your own decisions.

2037
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:49,536
If you cannot abide
by the rules in this house,

2038
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:52,166
then you are not allowed here.
Do you understand?

2039
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:54,049
Don't cry. Tiffany,
I can't do the tears.

2040
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,487
I'm not gonna do the tears.
I've had enough of this.

2041
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,607
I've had enough.

2042
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:07,526
Okay.

2043
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:10,405
I love you.
Do you understand that?

2044
01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:13,086
But you have to abide
by the rules in this house.

2045
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:16,721
If I say it, you have to abide by it.
Do you understand?

2046
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:20,521
I know you're a teenager. I know that
a lot's going on. And listen to me,

2047
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,170
I want you to go out
and live your life.

2048
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:23,566
I want you to make mistakes.

2049
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:25,016
But I don't want you
to make any mistakes

2050
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,691
that's gonna cause you
to ruin your life.

2051
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:29,280
You shouldn't have gone to that party.

2052
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:31,368
Anything could have happened
to you over there.

2053
01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:33,283
I'm not trying to run your life.

2054
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:35,681
I'm trying to protect you
as your father.

2055
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:40,163
And if you cannot understand that,
then you have to go. ls that clear?

2056
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:42,242
- Okay.
- So tell me right now.

2057
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:45,005
Are you staying in this house
and abiding by my rules

2058
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,242
or are we all gonna
put you out of here?

2059
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:49,163
I'm staying. I'm listening to you.

2060
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,004
- Apologize.
- I'm sorry, Dad.

2061
01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:53,731
- Mean it.
- I'm sorry.

2062
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:59,529
I still think you need to whoop her ass.

2063
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:01,808
One good time.

2064
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:04,085
All right. Listen.

2065
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:05,856
Little girl, let me explain
something to you, honey.

2066
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:08,451
That's what parents be trying to do.
Set you on the right path.

2067
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:11,285
Parents aren't perfect.
They make all kinds of mistakes.

2068
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:12,736
And when you start trying
to make them perfect,

2069
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,411
you mess up thinking that they are.
They are not God.

2070
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:18,245
They are parents.
And they try to do the best for you.

2071
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,736
And you sitting there
and I know you're mad

2072
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:20,856
at your mama for what she did

2073
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:22,216
and you're mad at your daddy
for him not standing up.

2074
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:23,526
All that is clear, honey.

2075
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,416
But what you need to
understand about that is this.

2076
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:27,936
Forgive your mama, forgive your daddy,
for the things they didn't know

2077
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:29,246
and you help them figure it out.

2078
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:31,209
Since you wanna act like you so grown.

2079
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,327
You understand?

2080
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:34,285
Yes.

2081
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:36,840
And I'm gonna tell you right now,
I'm mad as hell at you

2082
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,800
for letting them frat boys come up
in here and trick me up in this house.

2083
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,650
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

2084
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,480
Uh-oh. That's the po-po.

2085
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,608
I know the po-po knock anywhere.

2086
01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,569
- It probably is.
- Lord have mercy.

2087
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:51,642
Well, Brian. Go open the door.

2088
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:53,802
Yeah. Of course you want me
to get the door.

2089
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:55,325
I'm the only one without a warrant.

2090
01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:59,409
We're not done talking.

2091
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,606
Police at the door.

2092
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:04,844
But, Brian, I've got a prescription.
I'm still legal.

2093
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:06,410
Let's go see what's going on.

2094
01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:12,569
Yeah. Who is it? Officer.
What's going on?

2095
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:15,286
- We need your daughter, Tiffany.
- Tiffany? For what?

2096
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,120
What is going on?

2097
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:18,376
- What'd you do?
- I didn't do anything.

2098
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:21,324
- You know Aday Walker?
- Yeah.

2099
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:23,363
When was the last time
you talked to her?

2100
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:24,646
Um, last night.

2101
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:27,087
- She was with you at the frat house?
- Yeah.

2102
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:29,322
- Wait a minute, what's going on?
- Come on.

2103
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,402
No, no, no, no.
Until you tell me what's going on,

2104
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,641
she's not going anywhere.

2105
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:33,846
Sir, this girl is missing.

2106
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:35,843
- What?
- And we need to find her.

2107
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:37,763
Her parents are worried sick.

2108
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:39,171
Go on with them.

2109
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:40,576
- What? Dad, no!
- Yeah, go on with them.

2110
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:42,762
I'm right behind you, okay? Go on.

2111
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,365
- Go on.
- Dad.

2112
01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:46,329
Come on.

2113
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:48,528
You gonna put handcuffs on her?

2114
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,489
I'm right behind you,
let me get my keys.

2115
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,280
Go home! Come back next year.

2116
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:03,171
Peasants, the party's over!

2117
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:04,320
Police! Open up!

2118
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:06,129
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no.

2119
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,456
What do they want?
What do they want?

2120
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:09,323
- What do they want?
- We don't know.

2121
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:13,564
Dino knows. It's about that 17-year-old
charlatan from last night.

2122
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,847
You shut up, Dino.

2123
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:17,600
Clean up. Clean up.
Put it in the basement.

2124
01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:25,682
Police! Open up!

2125
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,405
Open up! Now!

2126
01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:53,403
- What's wrong with you?
- What?

2127
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:56,800
- Talk.
- Spit it out.

2128
01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:59,763
Go. Go.

2129
01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:01,330
What now?

2130
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,562
Come on, cops again?

2131
01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:05,563
- Open up!
- Worst party ever.

2132
01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:23,246
Let's get out of here.
Go. Let's go, let's go, go.

2133
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,056
This is your
last chance to open the door.

2134
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:28,650
What the hell?

2135
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:33,526
- She disappeared last night.
- Nobody saw her?

2136
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:35,967
- Dino. Dino. Dino. Dino.
- No. No. No.

2137
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:37,610
Dino! Dino!

2138
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:39,364
- This dude was with her.
- No! Nothing.

2139
01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:40,487
What'd you do?

2140
01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:43,131
Wasn't me!

2141
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:46,010
Police! We got a warrant
to search these premises.

2142
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:49,289
Everybody outside.
Handcuffed. Let's go.

2143
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:51,362
- We didn't do anything.
- Let's go! Let's go!

2144
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:53,363
Everybody outside.

2145
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:56,410
Come on.

2146
01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:57,481
Keep it moving.

2147
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,685
Rain Matheson,
Leah Devero. And she was here.

2148
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:11,001
And she's underage just like this girl.

2149
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:12,525
You know that.

2150
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:15,524
Did you bring those girls up here
and you knew they were underage?

2151
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:17,284
No, no. We just invited them.

2152
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:18,600
But we didn't know their age.

2153
01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:20,364
- We didn't know anything.
- Yes, you did.

2154
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:22,442
Both them girls
know damn well she is underage.

2155
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,807
She underage.
And you took her down to that party.

2156
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,856
That's right. That's why
you're in trouble right now.

2157
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:28,405
- No.
- Stop that damn lying.

2158
01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:30,616
You've been friends with her
since y'all was in the fourth grade.

2159
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,449
How the hell you ain't know
how old she was?

2160
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:34,640
- We swear. We didn't know.
- We didn't know anything.

2161
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:37,570
- It was them. I saw it.
- Shut up, Jonathan.

2162
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,483
We found a body in the basement.

2163
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,656
Is it my daughter?

2164
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:41,966
No, no, not Aday.

2165
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:45,965
We are waiting on the medical examiner,
but you can identify the body.

2166
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:48,136
See, that's what your daddy
was trying to tell you, honey.

2167
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:49,656
This is what I was trying
to get you to understand.

2168
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:51,696
Your parents ain't lame
'cause they tell you not to go out.

2169
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,290
Not to be texting and driving.

2170
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:55,323
All that stuff is bad.
Y'all kill people.

2171
01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:58,609
And now this girl is up in there dead.
She is dead. She dead.

2172
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,921
Y'all are under arrest
for the murder of Aday Walker.

2173
01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:04,400
It was them! It was them!

2174
01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:07,165
Dad, I'm sorry. Dad, help me.

2175
01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:08,960
Listen, I'm sorry.
There's nothing I can do.

2176
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,924
- I didn't do anything.
- I will do my best to get you out.

2177
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,889
I don't know if I can, but I'll try.

2178
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,602
Big, strong boys.

2179
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:22,803
Hey, yep. Y'all finna get it. Yeah.

2180
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:25,816
I like the cryin' baby.

2181
01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:27,000
Who is this?

2182
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:31,091
Who cryin'?

2183
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:33,606
Homie, you gonna hug
a man from the back.

2184
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:36,650
Nothing wrong with that though.
Good hugging in the shower.

2185
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:39,769
Soap flying everywhere.
So romantic.

2186
01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:43,256
So you killed her
and you crying about it?

2187
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:45,089
We didn't kill her. I promise.

2188
01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:47,561
There's a dead body,
you're on the bus with us.

2189
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:49,130
This is messed up, bro.

2190
01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,931
Hold tight. Be quiet.
And we'll be back.

2191
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,331
These are your new friends.

2192
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:55,096
Ain't gonna be no more
frat parties and stuff.

2193
01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:58,408
'Cause y'all killed a girl
and you're going down for it.

2194
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,608
Who is this?

2195
01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:02,768
Treat her nice. She is a minor.

2196
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:04,808
But those two, they are 18.

2197
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:06,803
- Who?
- No, we're not. No, no.

2198
01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:09,360
No, no, no. That's not us.

2199
01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:12,330
I sure would like to
twist your hair, girl.

2200
01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:14,136
- No, no. I don't like braids.
- Me either.

2201
01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,811
They're not a cute look.

2202
01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,848
My hair doesn't twist, I swear.

2203
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:21,082
It's just really straight,
and, like, bendy,

2204
01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:22,844
and it's really not cute on me.

2205
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:24,576
Well, you can twist mine, baby.

2206
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:27,126
No, no.
Our manicures won't let us twist.

2207
01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:31,000
- They'd get caught.
- I'm sorry, miss. Uh...

2208
01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:33,003
My name is Walter.

2209
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,765
Oh, my God, this just
keeps getting worse.

2210
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:40,568
Wait, wait, wait.
That's my momma and my daddy.

2211
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:45,680
Momma, daddy.
No, wait, wait. That's my sister.

2212
01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:49,249
- You killed my sister!
- No, no, no. They're black.

2213
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:51,243
They're not even related to you!

2214
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:58,922
Lord have mercy.

2215
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:02,521
Ooh!

2216
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:07,409
Hey, baby. Lord have mercy.

2217
01:34:07,480 --> 01:34:10,086
- How did I do as a cop?
- You did all right, baby,

2218
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:12,216
but I don't want you to have
to run after nobody here.

2219
01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:14,280
'Cause I don't know if you
gonna be able to keep up.

2220
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:21,451
You know damn well I ain't the police.
I couldn't be the police.

2221
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,409
I know. Hell, your record
longer than mine.

2222
01:34:23,480 --> 01:34:25,136
You calling me
'cause you're getting robbed,

2223
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,400
I might rob your ass, too.

2224
01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:28,016
I ain't the real police.

2225
01:34:35,320 --> 01:34:36,765
I want that little Jonathan to see

2226
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:38,600
what it feel like
to get pranked by somebody.

2227
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:40,722
Since he always doing all
the damn pranking.

2228
01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:44,850
They're touching me. Please!

2229
01:34:44,920 --> 01:34:47,730
I don't know, guys.
This is just wrong.

2230
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:52,320
Look, come on, now, Madea,
this is enough. Let's help them.

2231
01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:55,936
Maybe you better watch out
for that little one.

2232
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,000
He look like he getting ready
to get raped for real.

2233
01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:00,176
Go and get 'em off the bus.
He'll be all right.

2234
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,806
Go and get 'em off the bus.
But take your time.

2235
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:09,571
Hell, I'm enjoying this!

2236
01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:11,489
Y'all, sit down.

2237
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:13,682
All the little killers, come on.
Y'all come on.

2238
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:15,680
Aday, come on out here, baby.
Rise from the dead.

2239
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:17,643
Jesus, say Lazarus, please come up.

2240
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:19,768
- Coming, Miss Madea.
- Thank you!

2241
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:21,683
Hey, she come up from the...

2242
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:24,809
Did good with that makeup, girl.
Just all bloody.

2243
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:27,201
Come on, keep walking.
And hurry up.

2244
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:30,363
Oh, no. Shh, shh. Here they come.
Here they come. Stand there like Carrie.

2245
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:36,129
Keep walking. Come on.
Don't say nothing. Keep walking.

2246
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:37,884
See, no... No hugs necessary.

2247
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:39,696
- I love you so...
- Just keep walking.

2248
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:42,644
You are so wrong for that.

2249
01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:45,087
I know. But I'm alive.

2250
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:48,243
I know. I'm sorry. So sorry.

2251
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:52,923
- I'm so glad to see you.
- Don't do that to us again.

2252
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:56,163
I hope you learned your lesson.
I hope all of you learned your lesson.

2253
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:59,562
- This is just wrong.
- Trust me, sir. We did.

2254
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:03,042
Well, Miss Madea, I'm sorry
we pranked you and...

2255
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:04,485
You get my point for the prank?

2256
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:06,562
Trust me, your prank,
we get it now. We get it.

2257
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,768
Good. Okay, good.
Thank you so much.

2258
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:11,730
So, how do you know
all those guys in there?

2259
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:13,880
All the people came from
my neighborhood. All of 'em.

2260
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:16,127
That's all my people from my hood.

2261
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:19,170
How did you get
all these fake officers?

2262
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:20,816
Hell, Brian know
a whole bunch of people.

2263
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:22,056
That's how I got a fake officer.

2264
01:36:22,080 --> 01:36:23,856
You know I don't mess
around with no real officer.

2265
01:36:23,880 --> 01:36:26,247
Oh, no, Madea.
Those aren't fake officers.

2266
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:27,401
They're not fake officers.

2267
01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:29,016
Those are real officers.
Who do you think I am?

2268
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:30,963
Federal prosecutor.
I brought the real officers.

2269
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:34,929
- Say what?
- Those aren't fake officers.

2270
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:40,009
- These the real police?
- Yeah.

2271
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:44,449
- Real po-po? One time?
- Yeah.

2272
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:47,883
Okay, I can handle this.

2273
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:50,323
Oh, shit.

2274
01:36:50,400 --> 01:36:53,722
Wait, so all the officers
in our house right now are real?

2275
01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:57,521
Now there's nothing in there you
have to be afraid of, is there, son?

2276
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:00,682
We found marijuana in the house.

2277
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:03,809
You ain't got no prescription.
You ain't got no prescription.

2278
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:06,086
Hey, don't I know you?

2279
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:12,804
Let's ride.

2280
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:14,176
I know I know you from somewhere!

2281
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:15,361
Madea!

2282
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:19,962
- Madea!
- Hey, where you going?

2283
01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:21,963
He ain't gon' never catch me...

2284
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,456
That's the way to get rid of them.
Come on, let's go home.

2285
01:37:26,480 --> 01:37:28,244
- Madea! Madea!
- I'm sorry.

2286
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:30,010
You are learning.

2287
01:37:30,080 --> 01:37:31,809
Madea, come back and get me!

2288
01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:57,456
I remember I was sitting there
trying to teach you how to read.

2289
01:38:57,480 --> 01:38:59,960
And I told you to use the
word "bishop" in a sentence.

2290
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:02,247
And you said,
"The bishop was at the church."

2291
01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:03,976
I said
"Boy, that ain't what that word means."

2292
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,136
Then you got mad at me
because I was telling you

2293
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:06,525
what the word really means.

2294
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:08,329
Then you say
"Daddy, use it in a sentence."

2295
01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:11,370
So I use it in a sentence for you.
This is what I say.

2296
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:13,169
"Bishop", this is what it means.

2297
01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:15,208
"Your mama came in the house
drunk, falling down

2298
01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:16,930
and I had to pick the bishop."

2299
01:39:18,080 --> 01:39:20,447
Whoop that ass.

2300
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,168
- We going. Hold on here.
- Mabel!

2301
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:31,090
That's all right.

2302
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:32,816
This son of a bitch gonna
start one of these days.

2303
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:34,126
Madea!

2304
01:39:36,080 --> 01:39:37,525
Got any oil in there?

2305
01:39:37,600 --> 01:39:40,001
That's all right.
I got everything in here.

2306
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:43,971
Don't look like you got
no gas because we still ain't left.

2307
01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:47,810
Yo, man, wait.

2308
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:50,167
Remember that time.
Y'all got to stop laughing.

2309
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:52,641
You all over my lines.
Stop jumping my lines.

2310
01:39:58,120 --> 01:40:00,480
Who the hell is that
up there walking for real? Now hold on.

2311
01:40:00,520 --> 01:40:02,045
Hold the hell on.

2312
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:04,043
Hold the hell on. Who's upstairs?

2313
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,963
I told Kanye I could've rapped with him,

2314
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:07,720
he wouldn't let me
go on the road with him.

2315
01:40:10,440 --> 01:40:12,408
- You see, I'm on the canes now.
- Yes, I see it.

2316
01:40:12,480 --> 01:40:14,369
Yeah.

2317
01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:19,202
Hell, I'm killing the cameraman.

2318
01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:21,965
All of them got carbon
monoxide poisoning by now.

2319
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:23,371
Here we go.

2320
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:25,363
You got to go home.
After I'm done.

2321
01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:27,016
I ain't doing all that
cuddling and holding,

2322
01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:29,088
acting like I like you.
I ain't finna do that.

2323
01:40:29,160 --> 01:40:31,527
I wanna be in my bed by myself.

2324
01:40:31,600 --> 01:40:33,364
Thank you. I'll see you later.

2325
01:40:33,440 --> 01:40:35,681
Your 20 dollars is on the dresser.

2326
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:38,571
Look at...

2327
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:40,120
I ain't gonna tell her what happened.

2328
01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:50,761
Do you know what a ho is?
No, you don't. Be glad.

2329
01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:53,923
Well, you do. Well, your mama.
Your mama was a ho.

2330
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:55,520
But that's all right.
That's all right.

2331
01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:58,086
God gotta make room for everybody.

2332
01:40:58,160 --> 01:41:01,403
Yeah, when she died I had to bury her
on her belly to give her ass a break.

2333
01:41:01,480 --> 01:41:04,484
'Cause she was just worn out.

2334
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:06,210
But last year I was actually a ghost.

2335
01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:08,203
Wait, you just said
you don't celebrate ghosts.

2336
01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:09,611
Oh, no, the Holy Ghost.

2337
01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:15,441
Can somebody just be on a script?

2338
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:18,126
See, we've said some things twice.

2339
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:21,204
Yeah, I've been telling them
that she went down there to the doctor.

2340
01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:24,489
And the doctor told her
that she can't have sex for a while.

2341
01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:26,130
That's what the doctor told her.

2342
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:29,568
I said, well,
"What did the dentist say?"

2343
01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:32,610
Oh, shit.
It's too late for this shit.