9:53 AM - Whales_: you have a potato
9:53 AM - Whales_: ?
9:54 AM - Ultric: wot
9:54 AM - Whales_: a potato computer
9:54 AM - Ultric: what the heck does that mean
9:54 AM - Whales_: potato you know can power a lightbulb
9:54 AM - Whales_: barely
9:54 AM - Whales_: so a potato computer is a computer that barely runs games
9:55 AM - Ultric: potatoes are good man
9:55 AM - Ultric: and no
9:55 AM - Whales_: yeah but potato computers are not
9:55 AM - Ultric: computer is top of the line
9:55 AM - Ultric: If you ask a person "You have a potato?" and they say no
9:55 AM - Ultric: it means they're probably going through depression and withdrawal
9:56 AM - Ultric: and you need to cheer them up with a potato immediately
9:56 AM - Ultric: don't separate a man from his potatoes, man.
9:57 AM - Whales_: now you have gone off the deep end
9:57 AM - Ultric: I have not
9:57 AM - Ultric: for I have seen the light of potatoes
9:57 AM - Ultric: I had one just last night and plan on it in a few days
9:58 AM - Ultric: it is you who have stayed on the road
9:58 AM - Ultric: too nervous to go onto the farm
9:58 AM - Ultric: too nervous to experience the glory of fields and fields of potatoes ripe for the picking
9:59 AM - Ultric: too nervous to grab one, take it home and have yourself the best darn meal of your life