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- Howdy again.
- Here's more shorts i throw into various threads.
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- what sparked this was talking about Chrysalis and her family
- (comment) I wonder if she's got any hot daughters...
- >you are about to make love for the first time with the princess of the changelings
- >you find out that it was actually the queen disguised as the daughter
- >she tells you she's been doing that for quite a while
- >she's actually been following you on your dates with her daughter
- >watching from the background
- >or as your waiter
- >or the lonely pony sitting behind you in the theater
- >sometimes disguised as her daughter
- >you actually kissed the queen one time
- >she said you were a good kisser
- >she only did it for one reason
- >to make sure you treated her daughter right
- >she tells you that she was very proud of you
- >you would treat her daughter the absolute best from then on
- >because you never know where her mom is
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- OP: (picture of a unicorn chart, split into pieces http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/mlp/img/0198/15/1411231019050.png)
- Remember to only pet your pony in the designated petting spots.
- "Twilight, is this a real chart?"
- >"Why of course, Anon. I got it from Canterlot University."
- "Why is it all split up like that if it mostly says yes?"
- >"I uh..."
- "What about pegasuses?"
- >"it's pegasi, Anon"
- "But what if I wanted to pet a pegasus?"
- >"um..."
- "Do you have a chart for them?"
- >"No. There is no chart for them"
- "What about earth-"
- >"there is only the chart for unicorns."
- "So I can only pet unicorns!?"
- >"Yes."
- >Anon raised his eyebrow
- "So why can't I touch the horn?"
- >"um well... The horn is s-sensitive, and..."
- "Twilight, let me touch your horn"
- >"I um... That's only for... A special s-somepony..."
- "I'm gonna touch it"
- >"No anon"
- "I'm gonna touch it"
- >"NO"
- >Twilight backed into one of her library's shelves
- "Imma gone do it"
- >"Please anon, don't!
- "Gonna do it"
- >anon was reaching for her horn
- >"no don't you-"
- *touch*
- (infinite cliffhanger)
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- OP: I TURNED OFF THE GRAVITY SO WE COULD GO INTO SPACE ANON!
- "Cadence, you're just flying upside down"
- >"ANON TAKE MY HOOF
- "No Cadence."
- >"PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO FLOAT TO SPACE"
- >she's flying up pretty high...
- "Come back, Cadence!"
- >"I'M TRYING ANON"
- "Come on!"
- >she is really up there...
- >still upside down
- >she's got wings. she'll be alright
- >i hope
- "You can come down now!"
- >she is just a pink dot in the sky now
- >you faintly hear "i'll bring you some moon rocks, anon!"
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- OP: Do you still hate me for being alicorn Anon?
- "Well..."
- >you didn't exactly HATE Cadence...
- >but
- >she was only mildly annoying
- >but, she barely knew how to fly...
- >you think back to all of your valuables she's knocked over
- >and, well,...
- >she didn't seem to be aware she had a horn most of the time...
- >she kept running it into stuff
- >and there was still a hole in the door from that time she ran into it
- >and whenever she'd rub her hoof up and down her horn
- >while saying "Oh yeah, you like that?"
- >now that you think about it...
- >she horn-sturbated almost constantly
- >"Oh, okay anon..."
- >shit
- >Cadence had a sad look on her face
- >you must not have answered fast enough
- "No, Cadence, I meant-"
- >she held up a hoof, cutting you off
- >"I understand Anon."
- >No.
- >You didn't mean to hurt her feelings
- "Cadence..."
- >she put her hooves to the base of her horn
- >and started turning it
- >wait, what?
- >her horn came off with a *pop*
- >she held her horn in her hooves
- >and set it on the table
- >followed by another *pop* *pop*
- >she had detached her wings
- >somehow...
- >and onto the table they went, beside her horn
- >"I'm going for a walk, Anon."
- >she said, completely dejected
- >"I'll be back whenever..."
- >as she left the house, Anon followed her
- "Cadence, I didn't mean..."
- >She paid him no attention
- >Anon watched as Cadence jumped into the air
- >presumably to fly away
- >except...
- >*Oof!*
- >she landed face first in the dirt
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- this was prompted by a pajama thread
- Twilight:
- >"ANON" Twilight said in an annoyed tone
- "Just give me your hoof"
- >"I can't. I'm stuck"
- >you were starting to get annoyed also
- "I got it"
- >you grabbed hold of her rear hoof, and with one swift motion, she was now wearing her pair of pajama bottoms
- >"Anon, my tail is stuck in the leg" the purple mare stated
- "Ugh..."
- >after another minute of struggling and wrestling with the pony, she now had on her cute pair of pajama bottoms correctly
- >"Thanks Anon"
- >"Okay, now for the top part. I can handle this, Anon."
- >you turned to leave
- >about two seconds later
- >"Anon! My horn is stuck!"
- Rainbow:
- >"I am not wearing that" the blue pegasus said bluntly
- "But look it's got little clouds on it"
- >your enthusiasm was met with a blank, somewhat annoyed stare
- "And some of the clouds have little smiley faces on them!"
- >Dash continued to stare at you
- >you felt slightly hurt from the rainbow mare rejecting your gift
- >"look Anon, it's just I don't wear nothing to sleep"
- "It's ok dash"
- >you said in a flat tone
- "looks like I'm gonna have to return those, along with this other pair..."
- >a subtle smirk grew on your face as you pulled out another pair of pajamas
- >"is that a..." the multi-colored mare piped up
- "Yes, a Wonderbolts flight uniform. Well, they're supposed to look like one."
- >Rainbow dash had perked up
- "But I'm going to take it back tommor-"
- >"Wait!"
- "Hmm?"
- >Dash was somewhat flustered now
- >"Maybe I can at least try on one pair..."
- >you smiled, knowing that pair of pajamas would win her over
- >After a minute of fidgeting and a wing being stuck in a pajama leg, Dash finally had her mock wonderbolt uniform on
- >"I look SO COOL!" Rainbow said
- >well, she did look pretty cool
- >you felt her legs wrap around your waist as she gave you a big hug
- >"Thanks Anon" she said in an almost shy tone
- "You're welcome, Rainbow"
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- OP: I want for rainbow dash to cum inside me
- >you were lying face down on your couch, ready to take a nap
- >this couch is wonderfully comfy
- >just as you're about to drift off, you hear fluttering behind you
- "What..."
- >then something lands on your back
- >it's sitting on your butt
- >as you turn your head, you see a blue wing
- >you know it's Dash
- >she starts rubbing her hooves on your lower back
- "Hey Dash."
- >"Don't "Hey Dash" me. I'm here to make you mine!"
- "Dash..."
- >"Hush. You're just my little mare, now."
- >then she starts humping you
- "Dash!"
- >she slapped your butt after you spoke up
- >"Be quiet! Let me enjoy this!"
- >her hips started to slam into you faster
- "Dash, you can't..."
- >she kept going faster
- >"Oh yeah, who's my dirty little mare..."
- "You're a mare, you can't..."
- >"Oh, I'm gonna make you take all of it..."
- "You don't even have a dick..."
- >"Don't care..."
- "my pants are still on, Dash."
- >"You're still mine!"
- "you're making no progress..."
- >you just sat there and let her do her thing for a few minutes
- >eventually she grunted as she slammed into you one final time
- >"Was it good for you? Cause it was for me!"
- "Oh, just wonderful, Dash. You've ruined me, I can never be pleased like that by any other pony..."
- >you said in the best dry, sarcastic tone you could muster up
- >"Good. Cause I'll be back soon."
- >then she flew off
- >Why did she do this all the time?
- >is she just trying to assert her dominance?
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- OP(picture of Lyra): Anon
- I want you to gag on my huge, meaty, throbbing, mare cock
- it taste like Peppermints. Now open your mouth anon
- >you is the Anon, best human in Equestria
- >and only human, so best by default
- >today is, well...
- >it am not a bad, it mostly is am the goods.
- >a nice day to be outside, sitting on a park bench
- >which is where you are
- >you are enjoying the fresh air and sun, as you hear a pony approaching you
- >its Lyra
- >she's a good little pony friend, if a bit obsessive
- >she's always asking you about human stuff
- >and smelling you...
- >but all around a good pony.
- "Hi Lyra."
- >"Hey there Anon! I got ya something!"
- >Ooh! presents!
- >these ponies were so kind
- "Ooh, ooh! Gimme gimme please!"
- >"Okay!" she said excitedly
- >she magically floats you a very large cup with a cool, thick, light green liquid in it
- >a little bit is trailing down the side of the cup
- "A milkshake?"
- >"Yep!"
- "Well, thanks Lyra!"
- >"Go ahead and try it! I made it myself!"
- "Well..."
- >something in your gut is telling you no
- >but her big, soft puppydog eyes means she would be heartbroken if you didn't...
- >you slowly stick the straw in your mouth and try to drink it
- >she giggles as you furiously suck the straw
- >it's real thick
- >is it stuck in there?
- >eventually, you get some
- >for a second, it's bitter
- >then it gets very sweet.
- >Vanilla, with just a hint of peppermint
- >this is just like a...
- "Wow, this is great, Lyra! It's like a shamrock shake!"
- >"...a what now?"
- "It's something from my world. A milkshake that was available only a short time a year."
- >her face lights up, probably the happiest you've ever seen a pony
- >"So I did good?"
- "Yeah, it's good. You'll have to make me some more sometime!"
- >did her smile get even bigger?
- "So, uh, what's in it?"
- >"Oh..."
- >her face is tinted in blush
- >"Special secret recipe. I made it with my own two hooves..."
- "Oh, okay."
- >she's shuffling her hooves in front of her legs, almost like she's trying to hide something
- >"It took me a little bit to work it up, but I had enough to fill that cup."
- >she winks at you
- >"And I did it all for you..."
- "Well, aren't you sweet."
- >she stands up on her hind legs and throws her front hooves around your neck in a big hug
- >you feel something hard and warm poke into your side, leaving a warm wet spot
- >"So make sure drink all of it down..."
- >she says in an almost seductive tone
- >you just stare forward
- >you don't want to finish the milkshake now
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