Bruh

(8:05:08 PM) Hexi: so the other day i was on secondlife and a random troll started trying to goad me with furry hate, and i was semi paying attention to him, semi laughing ED pages on furry drama
(8:06:12 PM) Hexi: and i was like "your opinions of my fetish are /facinating/ but i'm really paying more attention to what this disgusting furry did with their own brother." and then i told him about the mlp figure melted in semen
(8:06:54 PM) SpiritSempai: BRUH D:
(8:07:00 PM) Eskobear: i am unfamiliar with that figure
(8:07:05 PM) SpiritSempai: Bukkit fetish >.> I think not sure spelling right D:
(8:07:07 PM) Eskobear: also, spirit just said "bruh" and i melted a little bit
(8:07:10 PM) Hexi: oh man the tale is sordid as furry tales go
(8:07:13 PM) Eskobear: not in semen but i think the concept is similar
(8:07:25 PM) Hexi: bruh
(8:07:29 PM) Eskobear: bruh
(8:07:31 PM) Decibelle: bruh
(8:07:44 PM) Hexi: she is literlaly laughing to death
(8:07:54 PM) Hexi: adorable laughing
(8:08:04 PM) Hexi: she's petting the cat for support
(8:08:09 PM) Eskobear: based on what few descriptions I've received, I literally imagine spirit as a Japanese Buddha
(8:08:18 PM) Eskobear: like, i always imagine her in full lotus in a computer chair
(8:08:27 PM) Hexi: she used to do that
(8:08:29 PM) Eskobear: smiling and probably setting the wheel of dharma in motion
(8:08:35 PM) Hexi: but then the chair started to sag to one side
(8:08:47 PM) Hexi: because... they just arent designed for someont to sit full lotus in them for 10 hours
(8:08:48 PM) SpiritSempai: OMG ._.
(8:08:51 PM) Eskobear: so imagine Japanese Buddha saying "bruh"
(8:09:00 PM) Eskobear: and now japanese buddha is in a leather jacket with aviators



(8:11:09 PM) Eskobear: also, spirit isn't japanese? i thought that was a whole thing
(8:11:14 PM) Hexi: like it is legit silent hill
(8:11:23 PM) Hexi: i'm the one whos japanese
(8:11:28 PM) Hexi: she's greek irish russian, maybe some cherokee
(8:11:33 PM) Eskobear: i thought you were half-japanese and she was japaneser
(8:11:35 PM) Hexi: or whatever the tribe was
(8:11:38 PM) Hexi: they're all dead now
(8:11:39 PM) Eskobear: she out-japanesed you
(8:11:49 PM) Hexi: no she's a /japanophile/
(8:11:53 PM) Hexi: and i constantly mock her for it