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  1. [12:03] <Jaczac|DM> ====START====
  2. [12:03] <Jaczac|DM> As you guys are waiting in the barracks, a new bee comes in.
  3. [12:03] <Jaczac|DM> "Hey, Kirk, new orders from the brass."
  4. [12:04] <Jaczac|DM> "You and your friends are going straight inside."
  5. [12:04] <Kirk_Stevens> "Okay. Thank you."
  6. [12:04] <Jaczac|DM> "Apparently the Wasps gutted the place and fled to the tunnels"
  7. [12:04] <Jaczac|DM> "You leave in 5 minutes."
  8. [12:04] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Awesome! A raid!"
  9. [12:04] <Jaczac|DM> "Get healed and report outside."
  10. [12:04] <Kirk_Stevens> 36.
  11. [12:04] <Kirk_Stevens> 3.
  12. [12:04] <Kirk_Stevens> .3
  13. [12:04] <Jaczac|DM> He drops some health packs TM and leaves
  14. [12:05] <Callum> "won mihsisiplih two mihsisiphih" and so on and so on I continue
  15. [12:05] <Jaczac|DM> ((basically, all you guys are full health))
  16. [12:05] <Jaczac|DM> ((aight?))
  17. [12:05] <Arxase> ((k))
  18. [12:05] <Anastasia_Locke> ((PP too?))
  19. [12:05] <Anastasia_Locke> ((HD?))
  20. [12:05] <Jaczac|DM> ((yes))
  21. [12:05] <Kirk_Stevens> ((noice))
  22. [12:05] <Jaczac|DM> ((first, whats Kazuma's health and whats thalix's health))
  23. [12:05] <Callum> ((naice))
  24. [12:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (85/85)
  25. [12:06] <Thalix_Scolas> 55
  26. [12:06] <Jaczac|DM> good.
  27. [12:06] <Thalix_Scolas> no wait
  28. [12:06] <Thalix_Scolas> 65
  29. [12:06] <Jaczac|DM> Now, report outside to the motorpool.
  30. [12:06] <Thalix_Scolas> easy
  31. [12:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah! To battle!"
  32. [12:07] <Kirk_Stevens> "Okay guys, are you all ready?"
  33. [12:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cal, you're the tank, we need you in front."
  34. [12:07] <Anastasia_Locke> "So ready!"
  35. [12:07] <Callum> "o"
  36. [12:07] <Callum> "ohkae"
  37. [12:07] <Callum> "eye ges"
  38. [12:07] <Jaczac|DM> The party goes to the motorpool, a very empty building because of the whole, "bees can fly thing".
  39. [12:07] <Jaczac|DM> The general waits for you next to one of the two trucks inside.
  40. [12:08] <Jaczac|DM> He gets in.
  41. [12:08] <Kirk_Stevens> Kirk gets in
  42. [12:08] * Kazuma_Raigeki jumps in.
  43. [12:08] <Jaczac|DM> ((btw, this is all "pre-battle" stuff))
  44. [12:09] * Anastasia_Locke hops in as well
  45. [12:09] <Jaczac|DM> ((if you guys wanna skip it, say the word, its all lame stuff)
  46. [12:09] * Callum gets in also
  47. [12:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Nah, flavour's cool)
  48. [12:09] * Arxase climbs into truck
  49. [12:09] <Jaczac|DM> ((setting the scene and such))
  50. [12:09] <Jaczac|DM> ((kk))
  51. [12:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, so."
  52. [12:09] <Jaczac|DM> Ok, after the party has gotten into the truck, you see that it seems to be a modified humvee.
  53. [12:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cal's in front, because tank."
  54. [12:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Kirk, stay in the back cuz you're support."
  55. [12:10] == Thalix [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Jaczac
  56. [12:10] == Thalix_Scolas [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  57. [12:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ana and I stay in the middle because DPS"
  58. [12:10] <Kirk_Stevens> "Uh, sure."
  59. [12:10] <Jaczac|DM> The seats all face around a hatch in the middle of the floor of the truck.
  60. [12:10] <Jaczac|DM> "Soldiers."
  61. [12:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Pynmui, I don't actually have a role for you yet."
  62. [12:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, hi."
  63. [12:10] <Jaczac|DM> "Thank you."
  64. [12:10] <Anastasia_Locke> "Sir."
  65. [12:10] <Jaczac|DM> "Now, your mission will be to attack the Infested Tunnels beneath the dome."
  66. [12:11] <Jaczac|DM> "They used to be under bee control, but after the wasps took control they've infested it."
  67. [12:11] <Jaczac|DM> "Be aware for traps and heavy resistance."
  68. [12:11] <Jaczac|DM> "Good luck. The truck is automated."
  69. [12:11] <Jaczac|DM> He gets out.
  70. [12:11] <Jaczac|DM> A button is in the front seat that says "Go", for when you guys are ready.
  71. [12:11] <Thalix> ((where am i i wasnt in))
  72. [12:11] <Jaczac|DM> ((oh, you
  73. [12:12] <Jaczac|DM> re in a truck))
  74. [12:12] <Jaczac|DM> ((about to attack the hive))
  75. [12:12] <Callum> "holi shet"
  76. [12:12] <Callum> "b undah b cohntrohl"
  77. [12:12] <Callum> "dahts ay gewd won"
  78. [12:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Are we ready?"
  79. [12:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Can I push the button?"
  80. [12:12] * Anastasia_Locke triple-checks her guns
  81. [12:12] <Arxase> "I think so."
  82. [12:13] <Thalix> "Push it re4l go0d"
  83. [12:13] <Callum> "jusht dew et"
  84. [12:13] <Anastasia_Locke> "Always!"
  85. [12:13] <Kirk_Stevens> "Yeah, we might as well get it over with."
  86. [12:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "To battle!"
  87. [12:13] * Thalix prides himelf on his reference to human culture
  88. [12:13] * Kazuma_Raigeki pushes the button in a way too dramatic fashion
  89. [12:13] <Jaczac|DM> As soon as you press the button, it lurches forward insanely quickly, and you find yourself being hit with blunt objects, bullts and at least one missile.
  90. [12:13] <Arxase> ((inside the car what))
  91. [12:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, right into the action, awesome!"
  92. [12:14] <Jaczac|DM> But the truck holds up and you find yourself stopping after a minute or two of driving.
  93. [12:14] <Jaczac|DM> An automated voice speaks.
  94. [12:14] <Jaczac|DM> "Please get away from the hatch."
  95. [12:14] <Jaczac|DM> It waits a moment for you to comply.
  96. [12:14] * Anastasia_Locke gets away from the hatch
  97. [12:14] * Arxase is already away from the hatch
  98. [12:14] * Kazuma_Raigeki follows the tutorial
  99. [12:14] * Kirk_Stevens gets away from the hatch too
  100. [12:14] <Jaczac|DM> It then explodes downwards, making a large hole that leads to the yellow-green tunnels below.
  101. [12:15] <Jaczac|DM> None of you guys got hit, btw.
  102. [12:15] <Jaczac|DM> The voice speaks again.
  103. [12:15] <Jaczac|DM> "Hull integrity at 47%"
  104. [12:15] <Callum> ((man I was just about to go stand next to the hatch as well))
  105. [12:15] <Jaczac|DM> ((hehhe))
  106. [12:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, so we need to protect the ship too?"
  107. [12:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's so friggin cool!"
  108. [12:15] <Jaczac|DM> "No. The truck will automatically RTB once used."
  109. [12:15] <Jaczac|DM> "Please exit the vehicle."
  110. [12:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, ok."
  111. [12:16] * Arxase waits for others to move first
  112. [12:16] <Anastasia_Locke> About how deep is the drop?
  113. [12:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cal, you're the tank, you go first."
  114. [12:16] <Jaczac|DM> The drop isn't bad, 5ish feet then it declines quickly.
  115. [12:16] * Callum combat dives out the door
  116. [12:16] * Anastasia_Locke hops down, then
  117. [12:16] <Jaczac|DM> You hit the rock safely.
  118. [12:16] * Kazuma_Raigeki goes after.
  119. [12:17] * Kirk_Stevens waist go last.
  120. [12:17] * Arxase waits to go last
  121. [12:17] <Callum> ((oh no however will we solve this conundrum))
  122. [12:17] * Thalix doesnt wait to go last
  123. [12:17] <Callum> ((the classic canadian stand off))
  124. [12:17] * Kirk_Stevens no Pynmui Kazuma told me stay in the back
  125. [12:17] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright guys, important question. Do we seal this once we're in, so we don't need to worry about getting any hostiles behind us?"
  126. [12:17] <Callum> ((where two people keep moving out of the way for each other))
  127. [12:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Pynmui, what weapon do you use?"
  128. [12:18] <Arxase> "Kris... Ah, fine I'll go in before you."
  129. [12:18] * Arxase follows Thalix in
  130. [12:18] * Kirk_Stevens finally follows the rest of the party
  131. [12:18] <Jaczac|DM> You all step into the tunnel.
  132. [12:18] <Callum> "NOE ESCAHPE"
  133. [12:18] <Jaczac|DM> You walk down the tunnel and into a “T” junction. The path expands to the right into a larger path, and ends in a cavern to your left. The walls and floor are covered in green biomass that makes your boots squelch. The ceiling is uncovered, which makes you think that the tunnels existed before the wasp infestation. Pale, greenish light emanates from the walls and more brightly from circular light areas on the floor.
  134. [12:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ooo."
  135. [12:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cool."
  136. [12:19] <Arxase> "Cavern first?"
  137. [12:19] <Kirk_Stevens> "Why not?"
  138. [12:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Fair enough."
  139. [12:19] <Kirk_Stevens> "It probably has wasps, and that's what we're here for."
  140. [12:20] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah."
  141. [12:20] <Arxase> "I'm just considering the possibility of wasps in the tunnel as well."
  142. [12:20] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Caverns make it hard to fly, let's go."
  143. [12:20] <Jaczac|DM> You enter the cavern. Over to your right is a pool of green liquid which is set into the ground. The biomass around it is completely gone, and when a drop falls in from the ceiling it hisses and evaporates.
  144. [12:20] <Jaczac|DM> roll stealth
  145. [12:20] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  146. [12:20] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [13+2] : {15}
  147. [12:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  148. [12:20] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [5+2] : {7}
  149. [12:20] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  150. [12:20] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [4+2] : {6}
  151. [12:20] <Callum> !roll 1d20+3
  152. [12:20] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [5+3] : {8}
  153. [12:21] <Jaczac|DM> Something in the pool moves.
  154. [12:21] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 stealth
  155. [12:21] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [15+3] : {18}
  156. [12:21] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  157. [12:21] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) [7+5] : {12}
  158. [12:21] <Jaczac|DM> It stands to its full height.
  159. [12:21] <Jaczac|DM> Its basically a baneling: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/b/be/Baneling_SC2_DevRend3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090220193439
  160. [12:22] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh my."
  161. [12:22] <Jaczac|DM> It sees you and begins rolling toward you.
  162. [12:22] <Kirk_Stevens> "That doesn't look like a wasp/"
  163. [12:22] <Jaczac|DM> ROLL INITIATIVE
  164. [12:22] <Arxase> ((scale?))
  165. [12:22] <Callum> I charge at it
  166. [12:22] <Callum> !roll 1d20+2
  167. [12:22] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [19+2] : {21}
  168. [12:22] <Jaczac|DM> ((its the size of a housecat))
  169. [12:22] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  170. [12:22] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [2+2] : {4}
  171. [12:22] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  172. [12:22] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) [7+5] : {12}
  173. [12:22] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
  174. [12:22] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [15+3] : {18}
  175. [12:22] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  176. [12:22] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [9+2] : {11}
  177. [12:22] <Thalix> ((...))
  178. [12:22] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  179. [12:22] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [4+2] : {6}
  180. [12:22] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, we're killing it."
  181. [12:23] <Jaczac|DM> Kazuma first.
  182. [12:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Wasn't the mission for wasps?"
  183. [12:23] <Callum> ((i rolled 21))
  184. [12:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Not bug things?"
  185. [12:23] <Callum> ((IM FIRST BITCHES))
  186. [12:23] <Jaczac|DM> ((oh, thats callum))
  187. [12:23] <Kirk_Stevens> "Should we leave it alonge then?"
  188. [12:23] <Jaczac|DM> ((my bad, misread))
  189. [12:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "At least until it makes the first move."
  190. [12:23] <Arxase> "When it's already aggressing?":
  191. [12:23] <Callum> I ignore everyone saying their boring word things
  192. [12:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "It's just standing up."
  193. [12:23] <Callum> charge the bug
  194. [12:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Let's try talking to it."
  195. [12:23] <Callum> and grapple it
  196. [12:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "DARN IT, CALLUM, YOU'RE NOT THE BARBARIAN!"
  197. [12:24] <Callum> !roll 1d20+10
  198. [12:24] <KaiserBot> (1d20+10) [5+10] : {15}
  199. [12:24] <Callum> ((*11))
  200. [12:24] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+3
  201. [12:24] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [3+3] : {6}
  202. [12:24] <Jaczac|DM> It is grappled.
  203. [12:24] <Jaczac|DM> You goddamn maniac.
  204. [12:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cal, just wait."
  205. [12:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Let's talk this out."
  206. [12:25] <Jaczac|DM> Callum still has his minor.
  207. [12:25] <Callum> I begin stroking it
  208. [12:25] <Jaczac|DM> roll animal handling
  209. [12:25] <Callum> "ay dere litel gui
  210. [12:25] <Callum> !roll 1d20
  211. [12:25] <KaiserBot> (1d20) [19] : {19}
  212. [12:25] <Callum> "wats ur nayme"
  213. [12:25] <Jaczac|DM> You placate it. For now.
  214. [12:25] * Arxase mentally facepalms
  215. [12:25] <Callum> end turn
  216. [12:25] <Jaczac|DM> "Sdnfgoja snbdofb"
  217. [12:25] <Jaczac|DM> It explodes.
  218. [12:25] <Jaczac|DM> Cmon man.
  219. [12:26] <Anastasia_Locke> :( :( :( :( :(
  220. [12:26] <Jaczac|DM> You are covered in acid.
  221. [12:26] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Order is callum, pynmui, thalix, kirk, me, ana
  222. [12:26] <Callum> "FUHKDEKSHETCUHNT"
  223. [12:26] <Jaczac|DM> Deals [HP mod]d8+2 damage, and reduces [1d4, STR, DEX, CHA, INT] by 1d6 for 1d6 turns.
  224. [12:26] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  225. [12:26] <KaiserBot> (1d4) [2] : {2}
  226. [12:26] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 2d6
  227. [12:26] <KaiserBot> (2d6) [6] : {6}
  228. [12:26] <Jaczac|DM> Your dex is lowered by...
  229. [12:26] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 2#1d6
  230. [12:26] <KaiserBot> (1d6) [4] : {4} (1d6) [2] : {2}
  231. [12:26] <Jaczac|DM> 4 for 2 turns.
  232. [12:26] * Arxase mentally facepalms x2
  233. [12:26] <Thalix> pls
  234. [12:26] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, well alright then."
  235. [12:26] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "They
  236. [12:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "Cal?"
  237. [12:27] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "They're bombs."
  238. [12:27] <Jaczac|DM> You also take a decent amount of damage.
  239. [12:27] <Callum> "eye gewd"
  240. [12:27] <Callum> "downt woreh"
  241. [12:27] <Callum> ((con mod is 4))
  242. [12:27] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah, he's the tank, he's got this."
  243. [12:27] <Jaczac|DM> Another of them rolls out from behind a shelf of rocks and flies at you
  244. [12:27] <Jaczac|DM> ((actually, deal d4 damage))
  245. [12:27] <Jaczac|DM> ((because jeez man))
  246. [12:27] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 4d4 damage
  247. [12:27] <KaiserBot> (4d4) [13] : {13}
  248. [12:28] <Jaczac|DM> (and by flies, i mean rolls)
  249. [12:28] <Callum> ((42/55 hp))
  250. [12:28] <Callum> ((wow no jumping banelings))
  251. [12:28] <Jaczac|DM> This time, it doesn't instantly suicide, it bites))
  252. [12:28] <Jaczac|DM> ((yah i know right))
  253. [12:28] <Jaczac|DM> Specifically, it bites Callum.
  254. [12:28] <Jaczac|DM> You are the tank, I suppose.
  255. [12:29] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+4
  256. [12:29] <KaiserBot> (1d20+4) [7+4] : {11}
  257. [12:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Wow, they're actually focusing the tanks."
  258. [12:29] <Callum> "O SHET ETS ANODAH WON"
  259. [12:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "These guys are dumb."
  260. [12:29] <Jaczac|DM> It misses though.
  261. [12:29] <Jaczac|DM> It then retreats into the acid again.
  262. [12:29] <Callum> "o nah"
  263. [12:29] <Callum> "ets gawn
  264. [12:29] <Callum> "ets fyne guise"
  265. [12:29] <Jaczac|DM> Now that you look, you can actually se another one at the back of the cave, about 10 feet away.
  266. [12:29] <Callum> ((man I would totally charge that thing if it was my turn))
  267. [12:30] <Callum> ((throw it against a wall))
  268. [12:30] <Jaczac|DM> Pyn's turn.
  269. [12:31] <Jaczac|DM> arxase
  270. [12:31] <Arxase> ((Uhh can I try to shoot an arrow or smth at that range))
  271. [12:31] <Jaczac|DM> ((yes))
  272. [12:32] <Jaczac|DM> ((feel free to roll to hit))
  273. [12:32] <Arxase> I pull a wooden bow and an arrow from my strife specibus and shoot the... bug thing at the back of the cave
  274. [12:33] <Arxase> ((dex? also what damage. i havent used these before now))
  275. [12:33] <Jaczac|DM> ((dex)
  276. [12:33] <Jaczac|DM> ((lemme scrounge up bow damage from the phb
  277. [12:33] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  278. [12:33] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
  279. [12:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (welp.)
  280. [12:33] <Arxase> (welp that solves THAT)
  281. [12:33] <Jaczac|DM> You miss, and the arrow dissolves in the acid.
  282. [12:33] <Arxase> "Whoops..."
  283. [12:33] <Thalix> ((why are we fighting these))
  284. [12:33] <Callum> ((I hugged one and it exploded))
  285. [12:33] <Arxase> ((because they're fighting us))
  286. [12:34] <Callum> ((that is why))
  287. [12:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (I wanted to ask nicely, but then they just had to go and explode.)
  288. [12:34] <Callum> ((then it bit me))
  289. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> The one in the back rolls toward you.
  290. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> It attacks...
  291. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d6
  292. [12:34] <KaiserBot> (1d6) [2] : {2}
  293. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> Pynmui.
  294. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> By exploding.
  295. [12:34] <Arxase> "Ow."
  296. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> Whats your con mod?
  297. [12:34] <Arxase> +1
  298. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  299. [12:34] <KaiserBot> (1d4) [4] : {4}
  300. [12:34] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  301. [12:34] <KaiserBot> (1d4) [3] : {3}
  302. [12:35] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 2#1d6
  303. [12:35] <KaiserBot> (1d6) [5] : {5} (1d6) [5] : {5}
  304. [12:35] <Callum> "stohp b en ay baebeh nd wahlk et ov"
  305. [12:35] <Jaczac|DM> You lose 5 Cha for 5 turns and take 4 damage.
  306. [12:35] <Jaczac|DM> One remains, and it lurks in the acid.
  307. [12:35] <Jaczac|DM> You can see it, because of how clear the acid is.
  308. [12:36] <Jaczac|DM> Kazuma next.
  309. [12:36] <Arxase> ((so these things don't take any damage from the acid, or the acid is really crappy acid))
  310. [12:36] <Jaczac|DM> ((i nerfed the acid damage because of the whole))
  311. [12:36] <Jaczac|DM> ((you know, 4d8 thing that was gonna hit callum
  312. [12:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'm going to assume asking nicely wont work for these guys."
  313. [12:36] <Arxase> ((ok))
  314. [12:36] <Jaczac|DM> ((im gonna change it to d6 though
  315. [12:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "So..."
  316. [12:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+8 to stungun.
  317. [12:37] <KaiserBot> (1d20+8) [20+8] : {28}
  318. [12:37] <Arxase> ((nice.))
  319. [12:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "SUCK. IT."
  320. [12:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 4d6+8 and stunned.
  321. [12:37] <KaiserBot> (4d6+8) [12+8] : {20}
  322. [12:37] <Jaczac|DM> You kill it.
  323. [12:37] <Jaczac|DM> It had literally 1 hp beacuse of bad rolls.
  324. [12:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Woo!"
  325. [12:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah!"
  326. [12:37] <Jaczac|DM> It is so unbelievealy dead.
  327. [12:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "DPS!"
  328. [12:37] <Jaczac|DM> ((ill do grist later
  329. [12:37] <Callum> ((4d8 is only like what 18 damage on average))
  330. [12:37] <Callum> ((thats not that bad))
  331. [12:38] <Jaczac|DM> ((still))
  332. [12:38] <Callum> ((dead in 3 turns))
  333. [12:38] <Callum> ((its fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee))
  334. [12:38] <Jaczac|DM> You're now alone in the cavern.
  335. [12:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Anyone need heals?"
  336. [12:38] <Arxase> "Any use for the acid?"
  337. [12:38] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, well then."
  338. [12:38] <Anastasia_Locke> "I can try to get some."
  339. [12:38] <Callum> ((is there still acid on me))
  340. [12:38] * Anastasia_Locke attempts to captchalogue a card full of acid
  341. [12:38] <Jaczac|DM> ((yes, 1 more turn of -4 dex))
  342. [12:39] <Arxase> "Do you know if the wasps are weak to it?"
  343. [12:39] <Callum> I lick some of the acid on me
  344. [12:39] <Jaczac|DM> You try, but are unable to without a container.
  345. [12:39] * Anastasia_Locke checks her sylladex for a container
  346. [12:39] <Jaczac|DM> Callum's tongue rots a little bit.
  347. [12:39] <Arxase> "Here, you can have a bottle."
  348. [12:39] <Callum> "FUHKDEKSHETCUHNTAHS"
  349. [12:39] <Jaczac|DM> ((hes now even less intelligible))
  350. [12:39] <Callum> "eyem fyne"
  351. [12:39] <Callum> "downt woreh"
  352. [12:39] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, perfect!"
  353. [12:39] <Jaczac|DM> Acid has worn off for both of you now.
  354. [12:39] * Arxase uncaptchalogues a box of bottles containing various liquids, picks one filled with... uh, animal blood, and pours it out on the ground, an hands it to Ana
  355. [12:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Pynmui, need heals?"
  356. [12:40] * Anastasia_Locke telekinetically fills the bottle with acid, careful not to actually touch it
  357. [12:40] <Jaczac|DM> It stores the acid admirably.
  358. [12:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "Awesome!"
  359. [12:40] <Jaczac|DM> Good on you, strong glass.
  360. [12:40] <Arxase> "I think I should be okay for the time being."
  361. [12:41] <Arxase> "Unless you have something you wouldn't feel is a waste?"
  362. [12:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "We ready to keep going?"
  363. [12:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I've got heals if you need em"
  364. [12:41] <Callum> "FOWLEH MEH LAHDS"
  365. [12:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Here, I can do a little bit too."
  366. [12:42] <Callum> I stride further into the cave
  367. [12:42] * Anastasia_Locke boops Pynmui and casts Heal
  368. [12:42] <Arxase> "I think I'm fine, thanks"
  369. [12:42] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4
  370. [12:42] <KaiserBot> (1d4) [3] : {3}
  371. [12:42] <Callum> Fuck everyone else and their acid science bullshit
  372. [12:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "The tank has spoken."
  373. [12:42] <Arxase> "ooor ok"
  374. [12:42] <Jaczac|DM> You walk into the cave, and presumably look around yes?
  375. [12:42] * Kazuma_Raigeki follows Callum.
  376. [12:42] <Callum> yeah sure ill look aroud
  377. [12:42] <Callum> why not
  378. [12:42] <Anastasia_Locke> :D
  379. [12:42] <Jaczac|DM> You enter the larger area. Two workers work in the relatively large corridor and a soldier guards a passageway further on in the tunnel. Roll initiative.
  380. [12:42] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  381. [12:42] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
  382. [12:42] <Arxase> !roll 1d20+3 init
  383. [12:42] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [2+3] : {5}
  384. [12:42] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  385. [12:42] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) [14+5] : {19}
  386. [12:42] <Callum> !roll 1d20+2
  387. [12:42] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [10+2] : {12}
  388. [12:43] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 2#1d20+2
  389. [12:43] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [13+2] : {15} (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
  390. [12:43] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+4
  391. [12:43] <KaiserBot> (1d20+4) [13+4] : {17}
  392. [12:43] <Jaczac|DM> These are actuall wasps.
  393. [12:43] <Callum> Kirk_Stevens
  394. [12:43] <Thalix> kork pls
  395. [12:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+1
  396. [12:43] <KaiserBot> (1d20+1) [9+1] : {10}
  397. [12:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (That's supposed to be +2)
  398. [12:43] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  399. [12:43] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [8+2] : {10}
  400. [12:43] <Jaczac|DM> Order is Thalix, Ana, Soldier, W1, W0, Callum, Kazuma, Pynmui.
  401. [12:44] <Jaczac|DM> Kirk isbefore pyn i suppose
  402. [12:44] == Arxase has changed nick to Pynmui
  403. [12:45] <Jaczac|DM> Thalix?)
  404. [12:45] <Thalix> ;((who is closer the workers or the guards?))
  405. [12:45] <Jaczac|DM> Workers.
  406. [12:45] <Jaczac|DM> Lemme give you a picture
  407. [12:46] <Jaczac|DM> https://gyazo.com/3a74fb6ed23f931e96ae03d755317516
  408. [12:47] <Thalix> care to decopher?
  409. [12:47] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah what is that supposed to be
  410. [12:47] <Jaczac|DM> oh
  411. [12:47] <Jaczac|DM> its a tunnel
  412. [12:47] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Green 1 and 0 is the two workers, I assume red 1 is the soldier?))
  413. [12:47] <Jaczac|DM> you guys are "p"
  414. [12:47] <Jaczac|DM> workers are 0 and 1
  415. [12:47] <Jaczac|DM> soldier is red 1
  416. [12:48] <Thalix> Approach worker zero and discuss wasp politics with him
  417. [12:49] <Jaczac|DM> "WJbjYHrdyc
  418. [12:49] <Jaczac|DM> irxOfWYneM
  419. [12:49] <Jaczac|DM> FktQwGGBpK?"
  420. [12:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal, what are you doing?"
  421. [12:49] <Thalix> "I se3, and how do you fe3l about that?"
  422. [12:49] <Callum> "ur ensayne alian mahn"
  423. [12:50] <Jaczac|DM> "VcnuLTHUEgcNZOhcfMXG!"
  424. [12:50] <Callum> "da fuhk u dewehn"
  425. [12:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, I've heard of that!"
  426. [12:50] <Jaczac|DM> It's angry.
  427. [12:50] <Pynmui> "He sounds aggravated now..."
  428. [12:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I feel the same way."
  429. [12:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hey, man, we don't need to fight."
  430. [12:50] <Callum> "ur lehtehn ay b hu es clearleh layehn dohwn es lyfe fore es pohleticean cohnvence u ov es ideahs"
  431. [12:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Let's talk it out."
  432. [12:50] <Thalix> "Se3, we fe3l for you wasp man"
  433. [12:51] <Callum> "downt lesten two em"
  434. [12:51] <Jaczac|DM> Since you guys appear to be forfeiting your turns, he sucker-stings you in the stomach.
  435. [12:51] <Thalix> While the wasp talks, Thalix goes behind him and stabs him in he back
  436. [12:52] <Thalix> oh
  437. [12:52] <Jaczac|DM> Ok, good.
  438. [12:52] <Jaczac|DM> No, no thats good.
  439. [12:52] <Callum> tallking is free
  440. [12:52] <Jaczac|DM> roll damage and to hit with advantage.
  441. [12:52] <Thalix> !roll 3d6+5
  442. [12:52] <KaiserBot> (3d6+5) [10+5] : {15}
  443. [12:52] <Jaczac|DM> Theres a limit to talking being a free action
  444. [12:52] <Jaczac|DM> It roars.
  445. [12:52] <Thalix> !roll 3d6 for advantage?
  446. [12:52] <Jaczac|DM> Minor remaining
  447. [12:52] <KaiserBot> (3d6) [11] : {11}
  448. [12:52] <Callum> Yeah probably
  449. [12:52] <Pynmui> ((wasps roar?))
  450. [12:52] <Jaczac|DM> These ones do.
  451. [12:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (You need to roll to hit with advantage)
  452. [12:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Cuz you can totally get a crit here)
  453. [12:52] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 to hit with advantage\
  454. [12:52] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) [14+5] : {19}
  455. [12:53] <Jaczac|DM> Thalix, its do it twice and take the higher one.
  456. [12:53] <Thalix> oh
  457. [12:53] <Thalix> then 15
  458. [12:53] <Thalix> !roll 3d6 for minor attack
  459. [12:53] <KaiserBot> (3d6) [9] : {9}
  460. [12:53] <Jaczac|DM> roll to hit first m8
  461. [12:53] <Jaczac|DM> no advantage because you jsut stabbedhim
  462. [12:53] <Callum> ((the fuck are you rolling for))
  463. [12:53] <Thalix> minor...
  464. [12:54] <Callum> ((you toll twice to hit for advantage and take the higher one))
  465. [12:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (You need to hit first)
  466. [12:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (but you dont have advantage this time)
  467. [12:54] <Callum> ((and then you roll once for offhand which you havent rolled yet))
  468. [12:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (so you just need to roll to hit)
  469. [12:54] <Thalix> oh thats right i forgot entirely
  470. [12:54] <Thalix> my bad
  471. [12:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (s'all good)
  472. [12:54] <Thalix> !roll 2#1d20+5
  473. [12:54] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) [12+5] : {17} (1d20+5) [1+5] : {6}
  474. [12:54] <Thalix> WEW
  475. [12:54] <Anastasia_Locke> LAD
  476. [12:54] <Callum> ((that one didnt have advantage just fyi))
  477. [12:54] <Jaczac|DM> Hit.
  478. [12:55] <Thalix> !roll 3d6+5 to actually stab him
  479. [12:55] <KaiserBot> (3d6+5) [12+5] : {17}
  480. [12:55] <Thalix> !roll 3d6 to hit em wit dat minor
  481. [12:55] <KaiserBot> (3d6) [12] : {12}
  482. [12:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Also need to roll to hit with minor)
  483. [12:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (apparently without advantage)
  484. [12:55] <Callum> ((you dont get advantage on minor coming out of stealth))
  485. [12:56] <Callum> ((so that applies here as well))
  486. [12:56] <Callum> ((by that I mean you only get 1 instance of advantage from stealth))
  487. [12:56] <Jaczac|DM> OK
  488. [12:56] <Callum> But what fucking ever
  489. [12:57] <Jaczac|DM> 24 damage.
  490. [12:57] <Callum> if jac say that mess works
  491. [12:57] <Callum> we guchi
  492. [12:57] <Jaczac|DM> i dont even know mang
  493. [12:57] <Jaczac|DM> Thalix, Ana, Soldier, W1, W0, Callum, Kazuma, Pynmui.
  494. [12:57] <Jaczac|DM> ANa next
  495. [12:57] * Anastasia_Locke follows up with some more stabbings
  496. [12:57] <Anastasia_Locke> Power Attack 5
  497. [12:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  498. [12:58] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [1+2] : {3}
  499. [12:58] <Anastasia_Locke> ...
  500. [12:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> F
  501. [12:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Good use of 30 PP, right there
  502. [12:58] <Jaczac|DM> nope
  503. [12:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action?
  504. [12:58] <Jaczac|DM> yes
  505. [12:58] * Anastasia_Locke activates Mindkind and tries again, without the Power this time
  506. [12:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  507. [12:58] <KaiserBot> (1d20+8) [20+8] : {28}
  508. [12:58] <Jaczac|DM> Hit.
  509. [12:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Well there we go
  510. [12:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Much better)
  511. [12:58] <Jaczac|DM> obviously.
  512. [12:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 6d4
  513. [12:59] <KaiserBot> (6d4) [17] : {17}
  514. [12:59] <Jaczac|DM> It dies.
  515. [12:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Wait, are you using darkly beloved?)
  516. [12:59] <Jaczac|DM> Whta?
  517. [12:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yes))
  518. [12:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (my tier 3 beyblade)
  519. [12:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Kaz' keyblade))
  520. [12:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (dont you need swordkind to use it?)
  521. [12:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Mindkind))
  522. [12:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Ah, right)
  523. [13:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (make sense)
  524. [13:00] <Jaczac|DM> move?
  525. [13:00] * Anastasia_Locke takes a step back, smiling lightly
  526. [13:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "One down."
  527. [13:00] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  528. [13:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Nice DPS!"
  529. [13:00] <Thalix> ((thalix got swole btw))
  530. [13:00] * Kazuma_Raigeki highfives.
  531. [13:00] <Jaczac|DM> THe soldier makes an angry wasp-noise.
  532. [13:00] <Jaczac|DM> And charges at Thalix.
  533. [13:00] <Jaczac|DM> Stinger.
  534. [13:01] <Jaczac|DM> Acutally, poison sting.
  535. [13:01] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+1
  536. [13:01] <KaiserBot> (1d20+1) [3+1] : {4}
  537. [13:01] <Jaczac|DM> It misses.
  538. [13:01] <Jaczac|DM> Darn.
  539. [13:01] <Jaczac|DM> It tries to intimidate Thalix still.
  540. [13:01] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20
  541. [13:01] <KaiserBot> (1d20) [16] : {16}
  542. [13:02] <Jaczac|DM> ((thalix, roll wis))
  543. [13:02] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+1
  544. [13:02] <KaiserBot> (1d20+1) [7+1] : {8}
  545. [13:02] <Jaczac|DM> You're intimidated.
  546. [13:02] <Thalix> mph
  547. [13:02] <Jaczac|DM> The soldier holds it's ground.
  548. [13:03] <Jaczac|DM> Next is worker one's turn.
  549. [13:03] <Jaczac|DM> It goes to support the soldier
  550. [13:04] <Jaczac|DM> It tries to sting Ana, who killed it's friend/comrade.
  551. [13:04] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+3
  552. [13:04] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [7+3] : {10}
  553. [13:04] <Anastasia_Locke> ((16 AC))
  554. [13:04] <Jaczac|DM> Itmisses however and ends turn.
  555. [13:04] <Jaczac|DM> Thalix, Ana, Soldier, W1, W0, Callum, Kazuma, Pynmui.
  556. [13:04] <Jaczac|DM> Callum's turn
  557. [13:05] <Callum> I go over to the worker and attempt to rip its stinger out of its body with my bare hands
  558. [13:05] <Jaczac|DM> roll strength
  559. [13:05] <Callum> !roll 1d20+4
  560. [13:05] <KaiserBot> (1d20+4) [3+4] : {7}
  561. [13:05] <Jaczac|DM> or medicine
  562. [13:05] <Jaczac|DM> but i think i know your choice
  563. [13:05] <Jaczac|DM> you fail to remove the stinger from the corpse
  564. [13:05] <Jaczac|DM> It's still stuck in there
  565. [13:05] <Callum> awwww
  566. [13:06] <Callum> ((was that a major or minor or what))
  567. [13:06] <Jaczac|DM> major remaining
  568. [13:06] <Callum> I grapple the living worker near the corpse
  569. [13:06] <Jaczac|DM> roll str.
  570. [13:06] <Callum> with the strangle weapon
  571. [13:06] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+2
  572. [13:06] <KaiserBot> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
  573. [13:06] <Callum> !roll 1d20+11
  574. [13:06] <KaiserBot> (1d20+11) [2+11] : {13}
  575. [13:06] <Jaczac|DM> or whatever oyu roll
  576. [13:06] <Jaczac|DM> lol
  577. [13:06] <Jaczac|DM> It resists.
  578. [13:06] <Jaczac|DM> Move remaining
  579. [13:07] <Callum> I fucking end my turn
  580. [13:07] <Jaczac|DM> Kazuma's turn
  581. [13:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Here, Cal, this is what you do."
  582. [13:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8 to shoot then stab.
  583. [13:07] <KaiserBot> (1d20+8) [8+8] : {16} (1d20+8) [14+8] : {22}
  584. [13:07] <Jaczac|DM> hit both
  585. [13:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 5d6+8 total
  586. [13:07] <KaiserBot> (5d6+8) [14+8] : {22}
  587. [13:07] <Callum> "dahts nawt evan clowse two wat eye wantehd two dew"
  588. [13:07] <Jaczac|DM> k
  589. [13:08] <Jaczac|DM> end?
  590. [13:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I back up slightly.
  591. [13:08] <Callum> "c eye wahs gohna uwse e dehd frehnds bodeh two kehl em"
  592. [13:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Then end.
  593. [13:08] <Callum> "et wahs gonah b kewl nd kynda funeh"
  594. [13:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "That's pretty brutal, Cal."
  595. [13:08] <Jaczac|DM> Kirk's turn
  596. [13:08] <Callum> "buht awlso kynda funeh"
  597. [13:08] <Jaczac|DM> The wasp makes a noise of agreement at Ana
  598. [13:09] <Kirk_Stevens> okay so
  599. [13:09] <Kirk_Stevens> i use beast tongue to talk to the wasps
  600. [13:09] <Jaczac|DM> k
  601. [13:09] <Kirk_Stevens> "Hey guys, why don't we just not fight?
  602. [13:09] <Thalix> "I tri3d that"
  603. [13:10] <Kirk_Stevens> "But you can't speak wasp, can you?"
  604. [13:10] <Jaczac|DM> "DIE, PLAYER SCUM. YOU INFILTRATE OUR LAND AND SIDE WITH THE BEES."
  605. [13:10] <Jaczac|DM> "DEATH IS WHAT IS COMING TO YOU.
  606. [13:10] <Callum> ((wait when you use beast tongue is it like parseltongue))
  607. [13:10] <Callum> ((like do you sound like a bee))
  608. [13:10] <Jaczac|DM> "KYATHTUR WILL KILL YOU IF I DO NOT"
  609. [13:10] <Jaczac|DM> "DIE!"
  610. [13:10] <Kirk_Stevens> "Okay I guess not."
  611. [13:11] <Kirk_Stevens> ((is beast tongue a major action?))
  612. [13:11] <Jaczac|DM> Don't think so.
  613. [13:11] <Kirk_Stevens> ((okay))
  614. [13:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "No luck?"
  615. [13:11] <Kirk_Stevens> "nope"
  616. [13:11] * Anastasia_Locke sighs. "Back to the slaughtering, I guess."
  617. [13:11] <Kirk_Stevens> "Says that someone name 'Kyathur' will kill us."
  618. [13:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sounds like a boss."
  619. [13:12] <Kirk_Stevens> is this soldier or worker
  620. [13:12] <Callum> "dehd u ashk nyceleh"
  621. [13:12] <Kirk_Stevens> "Yes"
  622. [13:13] <Jaczac|DM> "Soldier."
  623. [13:13] <Callum> "awlwaes rehmembah ur mahnahs kurhk"
  624. [13:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Asking nicely works really well."
  625. [13:13] <Callum> "awlwaes staht ov lyke dis"
  626. [13:13] <Kirk_Stevens> okay then
  627. [13:13] <Callum> I turn to Thalix
  628. [13:13] <Kirk_Stevens> well i rifle it with power attack 6
  629. [13:13] <Kirk_Stevens> mindkind though
  630. [13:13] <Callum> "elo mah nayme es cahlehm soreh bowt daht dehd bohdeh"
  631. [13:13] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+6
  632. [13:13] <KaiserBot> (1d20+6) [9+6] : {15}
  633. [13:13] <Callum> "ows ur dae"
  634. [13:14] <Jaczac|DM> Hit.
  635. [13:14] <Thalix> "Pretty go0d, what about you"
  636. [13:14] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 7d4+6
  637. [13:14] <KaiserBot> (7d4+6) [15+6] : {21}
  638. [13:14] <Anastasia_Locke> "REALLY, you guys?"
  639. [13:14] <Callum> "u c e dednt wahnt two kehl meh"
  640. [13:15] <Jaczac|DM> Both are still alive, but bleeding.
  641. [13:15] <Callum> "becawse eye wahs cahlm nd profehsiohnahl yeht stehl frehndleh"
  642. [13:15] <Callum> ((whose turn is it?))
  643. [13:15] <Jaczac|DM> End?
  644. [13:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> After kirk is pynmui
  645. [13:16] <Kirk_Stevens> oh wait one sec
  646. [13:16] <Kirk_Stevens> sorry
  647. [13:16] <Thalix> ((what even happened XD))
  648. [13:16] <Kirk_Stevens> i use my minor to mindkdin the wasp again
  649. [13:16] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll1d20
  650. [13:16] <KaiserBot> (1d20) [18] : {18}
  651. [13:16] <Kirk_Stevens> que
  652. [13:16] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d4
  653. [13:16] <KaiserBot> (1d4) [4] : {4}
  654. [13:16] <Jaczac|DM> You do 4 damage.
  655. [13:18] <Jaczac|DM> Pynmui's turn
  656. [13:18] <Pynmui> ((who's left))
  657. [13:18] <Jaczac|DM> Soldier and Worker
  658. [13:19] <Pynmui> ((uhh hp?))
  659. [13:19] <Callum> who knows
  660. [13:19] <Callum> not us is who
  661. [13:19] <Jaczac|DM> who knows?
  662. [13:19] <Jaczac|DM> not you is who
  663. [13:19] <Jaczac|DM> roll medidice if you want to try to find out
  664. [13:19] <Pynmui> ((meh fine. who's been attacked the most))
  665. [13:20] <Callum> ((worker?))
  666. [13:20] <Pynmui> ((i've been distracted .-.))
  667. [13:20] <Jaczac|DM> whoooo knows?
  668. [13:20] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Choose a guy)
  669. [13:20] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (And shootem)
  670. [13:22] <Pynmui> I lunge towards the worker, aiming for its back and - hopefully - tear out its wings as well
  671. [13:22] <Pynmui> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  672. [13:22] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [5+3] : {8}
  673. [13:22] <Jaczac|DM> miss
  674. [13:22] <Thalix> RIP
  675. [13:22] <Pynmui> I do the same with my second blade
  676. [13:23] <Pynmui> !roll 1d20+3 tohit min
  677. [13:23] <KaiserBot> (1d20+3) [12+3] : {15}
  678. [13:23] <Pynmui> !roll 1d4 dmg
  679. [13:23] <KaiserBot> (1d4) [1] : {1}
  680. [13:23] <Pynmui> !roll 1d4 poison
  681. [13:23] <KaiserBot> (1d4) [1] : {1}
  682. [13:23] <Pynmui> ((THANKS DICE))
  683. [13:23] <Thalix> 2X RIP
  684. [13:23] <Jaczac|DM> lol
  685. [13:23] <Jaczac|DM> Thalix's turn
  686. [13:24] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 to stab the worker
  687. [13:24] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) [11+5] : {16}
  688. [13:24] <Jaczac|DM> hit
  689. [13:24] <Thalix> !roll 3d6+5
  690. [13:24] <KaiserBot> (3d6+5) [9+5] : {14}
  691. [13:24] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 to hit on minor
  692. [13:24] <KaiserBot> (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
  693. [13:25] <Jaczac|DM> miss
  694. [13:25] <Jaczac|DM> Thalix, Ana, Soldier, W1, W0, Callum, Kazuma, Pynmui.
  695. [13:25] <Jaczac|DM> ANa;s turn
  696. [13:25] <Jaczac|DM> unless ou wanna move
  697. [13:25] * Anastasia_Locke goes after the Soldier with another Power Attack 5
  698. [13:25] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  699. [13:25] <KaiserBot> (1d20+8) [5+8] : {13}
  700. [13:26] <Jaczac|DM> He swerves out of the way at the last moment.
  701. [13:26] <Jaczac|DM> Miss.
  702. [13:26] * Anastasia_Locke scowls and tries again with her minor action
  703. [13:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  704. [13:26] <KaiserBot> (1d20+8) [9+8] : {17}
  705. [13:26] <Jaczac|DM> hit
  706. [13:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4
  707. [13:26] <KaiserBot> (3d4) [9] : {9}
  708. [13:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Activate Psi Blade 5 and end turn
  709. [13:27] <Jaczac|DM> The soldier stabs Ana with poison sting.
  710. [13:27] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+1
  711. [13:27] <KaiserBot> (1d20+1) [12+1] : {13}
  712. [13:27] <Jaczac|DM> Damn.
  713. [13:27] <Anastasia_Locke> :)
  714. [13:28] <Jaczac|DM> He instead grabs the bleeding worker and fucking trucks it, running down the corridor and into a passage on the left.
  715. [13:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA."
  716. [13:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "THE EXP'S GETTING AWAY!"
  717. [13:28] <Jaczac|DM> https://gyazo.com/3177ba669936b1872ce2bc1649879adb
  718. [13:28] <Thalix> "Hey now!"
  719. [13:28] <Jaczac|DM> he goes up that general direction
  720. [13:29] <Callum> ((My turn?))
  721. [13:29] <Jaczac|DM> You guys can act as a unit now.
  722. [13:29] <Jaczac|DM> Combat is over for the time being,
  723. [13:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "GETTEM!"
  724. [13:29] * Pynmui follows Kaz
  725. [13:29] <Callum> ((Can I still see him))
  726. [13:29] <Callum> ((or did he fucking bolt it bolt it))
  727. [13:30] <Jaczac|DM> he fuckin bolted it bolted it
  728. [13:30] <Jaczac|DM> plus he has 45 move so
  729. [13:30] <Jaczac|DM> yeah hes gone
  730. [13:30] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (So, if we have ranged weapons, can we run then hit them?)
  731. [13:30] <Callum> ((he moved 90 with dash))
  732. [13:30] <Anastasia_Locke> I can attack at range Sight.
  733. [13:30] <Jaczac|DM> Possibly.
  734. [13:30] <Callum> ((I guess))
  735. [13:31] <Anastasia_Locke> Are they visible?
  736. [13:31] <Kirk_Stevens> "So are we going to follow them?"
  737. [13:31] <Jaczac|DM> No, they turned into a passage
  738. [13:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "It's a trap."
  739. [13:31] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "If they turned a corner, they're baiting us into a trap."
  740. [13:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "Textbook."
  741. [13:31] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I am so proud of you, Ana."
  742. [13:32] <Callum> "buht wat ef et esent"
  743. [13:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "It is."
  744. [13:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well then, they're too fast for us to catch up anyway."
  745. [13:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "Because we're busy talking while they're getting away."
  746. [13:32] <Thalix> "Why not find Kyathur or what3vr?"
  747. [13:32] <Callum> "HOLEH SHET"
  748. [13:32] <Callum> "UR RYGHT"
  749. [13:33] <Callum> "NOE TYME TWO SET ND CHAHT"
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  751. [13:33] <Callum> I bolt down after the fuckers
  752. [13:33] <Jaczac|DM> BREAK
  753. [13:33] <Jaczac|DM> nope, still alive
  754. [13:33] <Anastasia_Locke> "Cal STOP!"
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  756. [13:33] <Jaczac|DM> Callum finds himself ina room with:
  757. [13:33] <Jaczac|DM> nine hatchlings(the acid bursters)
  758. [13:33] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 vs Str Resist to Lift Callum back towards the rest of the group
  759. [13:33] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [15+9] : {24}
  760. [13:33] <KaiserBot> (1d20+9) [12+9] : {21}
  761. [13:33] <Jaczac|DM> two needlethrowers
  762. [13:33] <Jaczac|DM> and the injured
  763. [13:33] <Jaczac|DM> He's uplled back before he can do any fucky stuff though
  764. [13:34] <Anastasia_Locke> "Don't. Be. Stupid."
  765. [13:34] <Callum> "o okah dehn"
  766. [13:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cal, it's always a trap."
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  768. [13:34] <Kirk_Stevens> "Wait, Callum, did you see if it was a trap or not?"
  769. [13:34] <Pynmui> (:O)
  770. [13:34] <Anastasia_Locke> "This is a military compound. They're going to THINK."
  771. [13:34] <Callum> "eyem thenkehn"
  772. [13:35] <Callum> "downt woreh"
  773. [13:35] <Callum> "nohw daht dey sahw meh"
  774. [13:35] <Callum> "dey wont ehpect uhs"
  775. [13:35] <Callum> "two spelht uhp"
  776. [13:35] <Callum> "nd flahnk em"
  777. [13:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But, we don't know how to get where they are."
  778. [13:35] <Callum> "dunoe ow dahts gonah wohrk buht eyem surh et wehl"
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  780. [13:36] <Callum> "yeh ets jusht dohwn daht coradorh"
  781. [13:36] <Callum> "dehn u swehn ay lehft"
  782. [13:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I say we just continue, but carefully."
  783. [13:37] <Thalix> "But.. Ky4thur..."
  784. [13:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Do NOT be Leeroy Jenkins."
  785. [13:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "How do we find Kyathur?"
  786. [13:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "For all we know, Kyathur is further in the tunnel."
  787. [13:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "If this is the way they retreated to, they're heading back home."
  788. [13:37] <Thalix> "Or its the oth3r way"
  789. [13:38] == Procyon has changed nick to jaczac|DM_
  790. [13:38] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kyathur makes sense to be a hive queen, since they're bugs. They wouldn't hole themselves up in a dead end, they would want to be able to retreat and protect the queen."
  791. [13:38] <Callum> ((did i see any other ways when I ran down the passageway))
  792. [13:38] <Callum> ((and/or if the room was a deadend))
  793. [13:38] <jaczac|DM_> The room was an end.
  794. [13:39] <Thalix> "Ye4h what did i say"
  795. [13:39] <Callum> "eye dunoe wat ded u sae"
  796. [13:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "If we turn around and go the other way, they'll flank us."
  797. [13:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "We do not want to have the party surrounded.
  798. [13:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "It's never a good idea."
  799. [13:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "It means we can shoot in any direction, though."
  800. [13:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But we only have the one tank."
  801. [13:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "If someone from behind tries to go after the squishies, we'll die."
  802. [13:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, alright."
  803. [13:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Are we at least in agreement that we have no choice but to walk into the ambush?"
  804. [13:41] <Callum> "yehs"
  805. [13:41] <Callum> "dahts da plahn"
  806. [13:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yep."
  807. [13:41] <Callum> "buht da ting es"
  808. [13:41] <Kirk_Stevens> "I don't like it, but if that's what we have to do."
  809. [13:41] <Callum> "dew we wahlk en awl kewl nd casuehl"
  810. [13:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal? Pyn?"
  811. [13:41] <Callum> "ore chargeh en guhns blazehn"
  812. [13:42] <Callum> "furhst empresehns r emporhtent"
  813. [13:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "True."
  814. [13:42] <Thalix> "Sur3"
  815. [13:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "What do you think, Pynmui ?"
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  818. [13:44] <Pynmui> "Well, if there's no way to avoid an ambush."
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  820. [13:44] <Pynmui> "I'd say we intimidate them as best we can."
  821. [13:44] <Anastasia_Locke> "Perfect."
  822. [13:44] * Anastasia_Locke beams
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  824. [13:44] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kirk, can you enslave some of them from here?"
  825. [13:45] <Kirk_Stevens> "Uh, I think I need to be able to see them."
  826. [13:45] <Anastasia_Locke> "Rats. Thalix, can you fire them?"
  827. [13:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cal, how close were they to the corner?"
  828. [13:46] <Anastasia_Locke> "And is anyone any good at illusions?"
  829. [13:46] <Thalix> "Ye4h no probl3m"
  830. [13:46] <jaczac|DM_> They were scattered along the cavern, the two wasps were running t othe back of the cavern
  831. [13:46] <Callum> "abohte des muhch"
  832. [13:46] <jaczac|DM_> the cavern is about 15 feet deep
  833. [13:46] <Kirk_Stevens> "I can do illusions."
  834. [13:46] <Anastasia_Locke> "Can you make me invisible?"
  835. [13:46] <Callum> I almost touch my index and my thumb
  836. [13:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, so we probably have time to turn the corner, and control one before they can attack, maybe.
  837. [13:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "
  838. [13:46] <Pynmui> "I can try to control one of them as well."
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  841. [13:47] <Kirk_Stevens> "I can try."
  842. [13:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "You're a psion?"
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  844. [13:47] <Pynmui> "Minorly. I don't tend to use the skill that much."
  845. [13:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "Awesome!"
  846. [13:47] <Callum> "holeh shet es evriwon ay wizahrd ere"
  847. [13:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'm not."
  848. [13:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'm just the hero."
  849. [13:47] <Callum> "o"
  850. [13:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, here's the plan then."
  851. [13:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Also, apparently the knight."
  852. [13:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "So that's cool."
  853. [13:48] <Kirk_Stevens> ((yo jac can i actually make ana incivisbile?
  854. [13:48] <Kirk_Stevens> ))
  855. [13:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal, you get in and distract them with a bunch of fire. Kirk and Pyn follow up while they're reeling, take over as many of them as you can."
  856. [13:48] <jaczac|DM_> ((dont think so))
  857. [13:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal, wear this."
  858. [13:48] * Anastasia_Locke removes one of her body cams and hands it to him
  859. [13:49] <Kirk_Stevens> ((jac what tier are these things))
  860. [13:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "I can move things through a camera. Means we have one less body to get hit."
  861. [13:49] <jaczac|DM_> depends
  862. [13:49] <jaczac|DM_> depends
  863. [13:49] <jaczac|DM_> \/.gfgj/?
  864. [13:49] <Pynmui> (???)
  865. [13:49] <Kirk_Stevens> well i need to know for beastcontrol
  866. [13:49] <jaczac|DM_> ((sorry))
  867. [13:49] <jaczac|DM_> ((alex being a dick))
  868. [13:50] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Darn it Alex))
  869. [13:50] <Kirk_Stevens> are they tier two or lower
  870. [13:50] <jaczac|DM_> the hatchlings are tier 2
  871. [13:50] <jaczac|DM_> the soldiers and needlethreowers are tier 4
  872. [13:50] <Kirk_Stevens> okay then
  873. [13:51] <jaczac|DM_> the workers are tier 3
  874. [13:51] <Kirk_Stevens> okay so i can get a bunch of the hatchlings
  875. [13:51] <jaczac|DM_> just so you guys know
  876. [13:51] <jaczac|DM_> these guys are ruthless
  877. [13:51] <jaczac|DM_> just
  878. [13:51] <jaczac|DM_> yeah
  879. [13:52] <Kirk_Stevens> really?
  880. [13:52] <Callum> ((nah ets fyne we gawt des))
  881. [13:52] <Kirk_Stevens> they dont have any ruth at all?
  882. [13:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "So, what should Cal and I do?"
  883. [13:52] <Callum> "eyem jusht gonah dew meh soe ets fyne"
  884. [13:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "Stay back and wait for their counterattack. Burning, infighting, and under invisible assault, they're going to be looking for blood."
  885. [13:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "After that first assault, we fall back and let you two take point."
  886. [13:53] <Callum> "esnt daht sharhks"
  887. [13:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'll be ready to jump out."
  888. [13:53] <Callum> "daht lewk fore bluhd"
  889. [13:53] <Callum> "dae ken lyke smehl et ore sumteng"
  890. [13:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yes, Cal, sharks also smell blood."
  891. [13:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "Everybody clear on their jobs?"
  892. [13:54] <Callum> "buht dese tings r bs nawt sharhks"
  893. [13:54] <Callum> "noe eyem releh confusehd nohw"
  894. [13:54] <Thalix> "Burn em, got it"
  895. [13:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Just chill back here with me."
  896. [13:54] <Callum> "cawse eye tink ur plahn es fore sharhks"
  897. [13:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And be ready to jump out after the wizards are done."
  898. [13:54] <Callum> "buht we r fyghtehn bs"
  899. [13:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "Bees are like sharks."
  900. [13:55] <Callum> "o"
  901. [13:55] <Callum> "okae dehn"
  902. [13:55] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal, wear the camera?"
  903. [13:55] <Thalix> "Right right"
  904. [13:56] <jaczac|DM_> ((yeah, you can't become invisible))
  905. [13:56] <jaczac|DM_> ((not in illusion))
  906. [13:56] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright. Ready when you three are."
  907. [13:56] * Thalix puts a cam on
  908. [13:56] * Anastasia_Locke readies an action to use Crush 8 on the scariest enemy she can find as soon as the camera sees one
  909. [13:57] * Kazuma_Raigeki readies an action to jump out and start swinging after the mages are done with their thing.
  910. [13:57] * Thalix runs in and cats Breathe 1 on the bees
  911. [13:57] <jaczac|DM_> ((there are no bees, only wasps))
  912. [13:57] <jaczac|DM_> Ok.
  913. [13:57] <Callum> ((yes I do realise this))
  914. [13:57] <jaczac|DM_> First, off, Thalix sees three things:
  915. [13:57] <Callum> ((but bees look like wasps))
  916. [13:57] <Callum> ((so there really isnt a difference)
  917. [13:58] <Callum> ((to cal))
  918. [13:58] <jaczac|DM_> He sees two columns of bursters in rows of four, iwht one standing just around the corner.
  919. [13:58] <jaczac|DM_> He sees two wawsps with short stingers in the back
  920. [13:58] <jaczac|DM_> and he sees the wounded off ot the side
  921. [13:59] <jaczac|DM_> Presumably, and is going to crush a burster.
  922. [13:59] <jaczac|DM_> That is literally a sac of acid.
  923. [13:59] <jaczac|DM_> Ana*
  924. [13:59] <jaczac|DM_> That is true?
  925. [13:59] <Anastasia_Locke> The stinger wasps don't look scarier?
  926. [13:59] <jaczac|DM_> Thing is, he sees the burster first
  927. [13:59] <jaczac|DM_> so id unno.
  928. [14:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Sure, acid sack then
  929. [14:00] <jaczac|DM_> Ok.
  930. [14:00] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 vs Str
  931. [14:00] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [6+9] : {15}
  932. [14:00] <jaczac|DM_> You crush the acid sack and explode acid all over the walls, other bursters, the injuted and thalix.
  933. [14:00] <jaczac|DM_> Thalix gets wasp acid
  934. [14:00] <jaczac|DM_> The other bursters are fine
  935. [14:00] <jaczac|DM_> So is the soldier
  936. [14:00] <jaczac|DM_> the worker dies in agony from the acid
  937. [14:01] <jaczac|DM_> !roll 1d4
  938. [14:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [4] : {4}
  939. [14:01] <Anastasia_Locke> "Sorry Thal!"
  940. [14:01] <jaczac|DM_> !roll 1d6
  941. [14:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [2] : {2}
  942. [14:01] <jaczac|DM_> !roll 1d6
  943. [14:01] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [2] : {2}
  944. [14:01] <jaczac|DM_> Thalix loses 2 int for 2 turns.
  945. [14:01] <jaczac|DM_> He also takes...
  946. [14:01] <jaczac|DM_> whats your ocn mod?
  947. [14:02] <jaczac|DM_> *con
  948. [14:02] <Thalix> 0
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  950. [14:02] <Jaczac|DM> Then you take 1d6 damage.
  951. [14:02] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d6
  952. [14:02] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [3] : {3}
  953. [14:03] <Jaczac|DM> ok.
  954. [14:03] <Jaczac|DM> everybody roll initiative but thalix, who is first, and Ana, who is last because she already went
  955. [14:03] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
  956. [14:03] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
  957. [14:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  958. [14:03] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
  959. [14:03] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 8#1d20+2
  960. [14:03] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [13+2] : {15} (1d20+2) [9+2] : {11} (1d20+2) [1+2] : {3} (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8} (1d20+2) [4+2] : {6} (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16} (1d20+2) [2+2] : {4} (1d20+2) [18+2] : {20}
  961. [14:03] <Callum> !roll 1d20+2
  962. [14:03] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
  963. [14:04] <Pynmui> !roll 1d20+3
  964. [14:04] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [13+3] : {16}
  965. [14:04] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 2#1d20-1
  966. [14:04] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [16+-1] : {15} (1d20+-1) [15+-1] : {14}
  967. [14:04] <Jaczac|DM> ok, so the order is...
  968. [14:05] <Callum> ((third npc critfailed))
  969. [14:05] <Jaczac|DM> thalix, Burster 1, kaz, pyn/kirk/callum(decide later), burster 2, burster 3/needlethrower 1, the rest of the wasps, ana
  970. [14:06] <Jaczac|DM> yeah
  971. [14:06] <Callum> !roll 1d100 to decide tie order
  972. [14:06] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d100) [74] : {74}
  973. [14:06] <Jaczac|DM> you can decide amongst yourselves
  974. [14:07] <Pynmui> i'll go after kirk
  975. [14:07] <Callum> ill go last
  976. [14:07] <Callum> since non wizard
  977. [14:07] <Pynmui> kirk -> me -> call
  978. [14:07] <Kirk_Stevens> oh thakns guys
  979. [14:07] <Kirk_Stevens> yo jac i thought there were lik 8 bursters
  980. [14:07] <Jaczac|DM> 8, yes
  981. [14:07] <Jaczac|DM> they go in "rest of the wasps"
  982. [14:07] <Jaczac|DM> theyre hatchlings
  983. [14:08] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
  984. [14:08] <Jaczac|DM> thalix's turn
  985. [14:08] <Jaczac|DM> :0
  986. [14:09] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 to hit Burster 1
  987. [14:09] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [19+5] : {24}
  988. [14:09] <Thalix> !roll 3d6+5
  989. [14:09] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d6+5) [4+5] : {9}
  990. [14:09] <Jaczac|DM> It dies.
  991.  
  992. [14:43] <Jaczac|DM> kazuma's turn
  993. [14:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (How far away are all the enemies?)
  994. [14:43] <Jaczac|DM> where are you
  995. [14:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Currently peeking around the corner, was already readying an action to jump out and kill stuff
  996. [14:44] <Jaczac|DM> hmm
  997. [14:44] <Jaczac|DM> 4-5 feet away
  998. [14:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I jump out and use my readied action to shoot the other most dangerous thing I see.
  999. [14:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Does my readying an action get me anything?)
  1000. [14:45] <Jaczac|DM> nope
  1001. [14:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Aight)
  1002. [14:45] <Jaczac|DM> define most dangerous
  1003. [14:45] <Jaczac|DM> there are 7 bursters left
  1004. [14:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Whatever looks the most dangerous)
  1005. [14:45] <Jaczac|DM> then theres the short stingers
  1006. [14:45] <Jaczac|DM> what does kaz think
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  1008. [14:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Bigger = More evilly)
  1009. [14:45] <Anastasia_Locke> kirk no plz
  1010. [14:45] <Jaczac|DM> you shoot a needlethrower then
  1011. [14:45] <Jaczac|DM> roll
  1012. [14:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8 to shoot n' stab
  1013. [14:46] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [15+8] : {23} (1d20+8) [13+8] : {21}
  1014. [14:46] <Jaczac|DM> the needlethrower is really far away
  1015. [14:46] <Jaczac|DM> 25+ feet
  1016. [14:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I run through all the enemies to do the shooting and stabbing.
  1017. [14:46] <Jaczac|DM> oh
  1018. [14:46] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1019. [14:46] <Jaczac|DM> sure
  1020. [14:46] <Jaczac|DM> hit both times
  1021. [14:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 5d6+8 total
  1022. [14:46] <Tyche[Dice]> (5d6+8) [14+8] : {22}
  1023. [14:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Worth!"
  1024. [14:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  1025. [14:47] <Jaczac|DM> kirks turn
  1026. [14:47] <Jaczac|DM> oh well
  1027. [14:47] <Jaczac|DM> hes gone
  1028. [14:48] == Kirk_Stevens [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Jaczac
  1029. [14:48] <Jaczac|DM> heya kirk
  1030. [14:48] <Jaczac|DM> your turn
  1031. [14:48] <Kirk_Stevens> que que que
  1032. [14:48] <Kirk_Stevens> what is the situation
  1033. [14:48] <Kirk_Stevens> who is left for me to butcher
  1034. [14:49] <Jaczac|DM> 7 hatchlings
  1035. [14:49] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I just shoot n' stabbed a needlethrower
  1036. [14:49] <Kirk_Stevens> is that all the athappened whil i was gone
  1037. [14:49] <Jaczac|DM> yeah
  1038. [14:49] <Kirk_Stevens> okay then
  1039. [14:49] <Kirk_Stevens> so i use mass beastcontrol 2
  1040. [14:50] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1041. [14:50] <Kirk_Stevens> for a whopping 50 pp
  1042. [14:50] <Kirk_Stevens> no do i roll once or for each one
  1043. [14:51] <Kirk_Stevens> or just once
  1044. [14:51] <Jaczac|DM> once i think
  1045. [14:51] <Jaczac|DM> also, whats your int mod
  1046. [14:52] <Kirk_Stevens> 6
  1047. [14:52] <Kirk_Stevens> okay then
  1048. [14:52] <Jaczac|DM> ok you can control 6
  1049. [14:52] <Jaczac|DM> also what the fuck
  1050. [14:52] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+10
  1051. [14:52] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+10) [18+10] : {28}
  1052. [14:52] <Kirk_Stevens> does that hit
  1053. [14:52] <Jaczac|DM> yes
  1054. [14:52] <Kirk_Stevens> yay
  1055. [14:52] <Jaczac|DM> you can control 6 beasts
  1056. [14:52] <Kirk_Stevens> well since they have to be tier two or lower
  1057. [14:52] <Jaczac|DM> ohyeah
  1058. [14:52] <Kirk_Stevens> i guess its just hte bursters
  1059. [14:53] <Jaczac|DM> you can control all of the remaining burster
  1060. [14:53] <Jaczac|DM> s
  1061. [14:53] <Kirk_Stevens> oh wow
  1062. [14:53] <Kirk_Stevens> awesome
  1063. [14:53] <Kirk_Stevens> well then i guess they just like
  1064. [14:53] <Kirk_Stevens> pile onto the needle dude and explode
  1065. [14:53] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1066. [14:53] <Jaczac|DM> wow that
  1067. [14:53] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1068. [14:54] <Kirk_Stevens> however many of them that takes
  1069. [14:54] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 6d6
  1070. [14:54] <Tyche[Dice]> (6d6) [16] : {16}
  1071. [14:54] <Jaczac|DM> you
  1072. [14:54] <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
  1073. [14:54] <Jaczac|DM> somehow dont kill him i dont think
  1074. [14:54] <Jaczac|DM> the heck
  1075. [14:54] <Kirk_Stevens> i was expecting a higher con mod than 1
  1076. [14:54] <Jaczac|DM> man, i am so glad i didn't make them tanky
  1077. [14:54] <Jaczac|DM> yeah its the soldiers that are tanky
  1078. [14:54] <Kirk_Stevens> darn it
  1079. [14:54] <Kirk_Stevens> well are all of my minions dead
  1080. [14:55] <Callum> nice one
  1081. [14:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((But think of the ability score damage))
  1082. [14:55] <Kirk_Stevens> oh yeah
  1083. [14:55] <Jaczac|DM> yeah, fuckers got like no stats yo
  1084. [14:55] <Kirk_Stevens> this thing prolly has no stats
  1085. [14:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Hooray for -5 to hit))
  1086. [14:55] <Kirk_Stevens> if it goes down to 0 con can i kill it that way
  1087. [14:55] <Jaczac|DM> yeah
  1088. [14:56] == jaczac|DM_ has changed nick to ProcyonDM
  1089. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4+1d6+1d6
  1090. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+1) [1+1] : {2}
  1091. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  1092. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [2] : {2}
  1093. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  1094. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [2] : {2}
  1095. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  1096. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [3] : {3}
  1097. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  1098. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [4] : {4}
  1099. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d4
  1100. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [2] : {2}
  1101. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 6#1d6
  1102. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [6] : {6} (1d6) [5] : {5} (1d6) [3] : {3} (1d6) [4] : {4} (1d6) [6] : {6} (1d6) [5] : {5}
  1103. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 6#1d6
  1104. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [4] : {4} (1d6) [6] : {6} (1d6) [2] : {2} (1d6) [2] : {2} (1d6) [2] : {2} (1d6) [2] : {2}
  1105. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> ok so hes got negative str
  1106. [14:56] <Pynmui> ((how does that even work))
  1107. [14:56] <Jaczac|DM> and very little con
  1108. [14:56] <Kirk_Stevens> yes
  1109. [14:57] <Kirk_Stevens> negative strength
  1110. [14:57] == Thalix [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 204 seconds]
  1111. [14:57] <Jaczac|DM> Wasp Acid: Deals [HP mod]d4+2 damage, and reduces [1d4, STR, DEX, CHA, INT] by 1d6 for 1d6 turns.
  1112. [14:57] <Jaczac|DM> It's friend stares at it incredulously.
  1113. [14:57] <Jaczac|DM> pynmui's turn
  1114. [14:58] <Pynmui> ((who is left))
  1115. [14:58] <Jaczac|DM> one basically dead needlethrower and one needlethrower, plus a soldier
  1116. [14:59] <Pynmui> ((soldiers and needlethrowers are l4 right?))
  1117. [14:59] <Jaczac|DM> yes
  1118. [15:00] <Pynmui> uuum
  1119. [15:01] <Pynmui> "Which one do you want to deal with the least...?"
  1120. [15:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Kill the one that's almost dead, get him out of the way."
  1121. [15:04] <Anastasia_Locke> pynmui
  1122. [15:04] <Pynmui> ((sorry derp))
  1123. [15:05] <Pynmui> ((if i try to beastcontrol one of them can I still inventory eject a splash weapon?))
  1124. [15:05] <Jaczac|DM> what tier can you control
  1125. [15:05] <Jaczac|DM> but yes, i think so
  1126. [15:06] <Pynmui> ((beastcontrol is limited by a modifier right?))
  1127. [15:06] <Jaczac|DM> yes
  1128. [15:06] <Jaczac|DM> what s your intmod
  1129. [15:06] <Pynmui> ((2. forgot which mod it was before))
  1130. [15:06] <Jaczac|DM> then no, you cant control any of them
  1131. [15:06] <Pynmui> I stab the injured needlethrower to try to finish it off
  1132. [15:06] <Pynmui> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  1133. [15:06] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [3+3] : {6}
  1134. [15:07] <Jaczac|DM> hit, because the fuckers basically dead anyway
  1135. [15:07] <Pynmui> and I stab the other needlethrower because why not
  1136. [15:07] <Jaczac|DM> damage though
  1137. [15:07] <Pynmui> (DERP)
  1138. [15:07] <Pynmui> !roll 1d4+3
  1139. [15:07] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+3) [4+3] : {7}
  1140. [15:07] <Pynmui> and !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  1141. [15:08] <Pynmui> wait i can't do that right
  1142. [15:08] <Pynmui> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
  1143. [15:08] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [9+3] : {12}
  1144. [15:08] <Jaczac|DM> hit
  1145. [15:08] <Pynmui> !roll 1d4 damage
  1146. [15:08] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [3] : {3}
  1147. [15:08] <Pynmui> !roll 1d4 poison
  1148. [15:08] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [3] : {3}
  1149. [15:09] <Jaczac|DM> k
  1150. [15:09] <Jaczac|DM> thalix, Burster 1, kaz, kirk, pyn, callum, burster 2, burster 3/needlethrower 1, the rest of the wasps, ana
  1151. [15:09] <Jaczac|DM> callum's turn
  1152. [15:09] <Callum> woohoo
  1153. [15:10] <Kirk_Stevens> i thought the bursters were all exploded
  1154. [15:10] <Callum> Alright so theres like
  1155. [15:10] <Callum> 1 needlethrower left
  1156. [15:10] <Callum> or someshit right
  1157. [15:10] <Pynmui> the bursters are exploded yeah
  1158. [15:10] <Jaczac|DM> yeah
  1159. [15:11] <Callum> Alrighty then
  1160. [15:11] <Callum> Ill charge the needlethrower
  1161. [15:11] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1162. [15:11] <Callum> And grapple him
  1163. [15:11] <Callum> !roll 1d20+11
  1164. [15:11] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+11) [1+11] : {12}
  1165. [15:12] <Callum> hahahahhahahahahehnfheahoifsnfhdoaus dudsgfhinw
  1166. [15:12] <Jaczac|DM> It laughs at you.
  1167. [15:12] <Callum> Ah
  1168. [15:12] <Callum> but it could still critfail
  1169. [15:12] <Callum> ((dotherollplease))
  1170. [15:12] <Callum> ((ohgodineedthis))\
  1171. [15:12] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20
  1172. [15:12] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [17] : {17}
  1173. [15:12] <Jaczac|DM> lol
  1174. [15:13] <Jaczac|DM> You sprain your ankle and take 2 damage.
  1175. [15:13] * Pynmui winces
  1176. [15:13] <Callum> I THEN USE THE AMAZING POWERS OF MY SYLLADEX
  1177. [15:13] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1178. [15:13] <Callum> to launch a broken mirror shard at the fuckface
  1179. [15:13] <Callum> who is laughing at me
  1180. [15:13] <Callum> like a cunt
  1181. [15:13] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1182. [15:13] <Callum> !roll 1d20
  1183. [15:13] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [10] : {10}
  1184. [15:13] <Jaczac|DM> how much damage is that
  1185. [15:13] <Jaczac|DM> oh
  1186. [15:13] <Jaczac|DM> ou hit
  1187. [15:13] <Callum> probably nothing
  1188. [15:14] <Callum> But in case it does its like 1d4
  1189. [15:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Based on size)
  1190. [15:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (either 1d2, 1d4 or 1d6)
  1191. [15:14] <Jaczac|DM> ok 1d4
  1192. [15:14] <Callum> did it hit
  1193. [15:14] <Callum> !roll 1d4
  1194. [15:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [4] : {4}
  1195. [15:14] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1196. [15:14] <Callum> "HUS LAUFEHN NOHW AHSFAYCE"
  1197. [15:14] <Callum> endturn
  1198. [15:15] <Jaczac|DM> He shoots two needles into your face.
  1199. [15:15] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 2#1d20+3
  1200. [15:15] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [3+3] : {6} (1d20+3) [10+3] : {13}
  1201. [15:15] <Jaczac|DM> goddamnit
  1202. [15:15] <Jaczac|DM> end turn for needlethrower
  1203. [15:15] <Callum> ez 16 ac
  1204. [15:15] <Jaczac|DM> the soldier stabs pynmui with stinger
  1205. [15:15] <Callum> Nimble as a fucking bee
  1206. [15:15] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+4
  1207. [15:15] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
  1208. [15:16] <Jaczac|DM> haha get stabbed bitch
  1209. [15:16] <Pynmui> x.x
  1210. [15:16] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d12+4
  1211. [15:16] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d12+4) [4+4] : {8}
  1212. [15:16] <Jaczac|DM> it deals 8 damage
  1213. [15:16] <Pynmui> ((8 dmg?))
  1214. [15:16] <Jaczac|DM> yes
  1215. [15:16] <Pynmui> ((derp yes))
  1216. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> well
  1217. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> it also claws you
  1218. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d20+4
  1219. [15:17] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [19+4] : {23}
  1220. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> woo
  1221. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> !roll 1d6
  1222. [15:17] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [2] : {2}
  1223. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> oh well.
  1224. [15:17] <Pynmui> :P
  1225. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/4/49/It's_something_(edited).png/revision/latest?cb=20130221021013
  1226. [15:17] <Pynmui> I hiss at it.
  1227. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> It hisses back
  1228. [15:17] <Jaczac|DM> Ana's turn
  1229. [15:18] * Anastasia_Locke pumps Psi Blade up to rank 8 and gets smashy
  1230. [15:18] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1231. [15:18] <Anastasia_Locke> Seeking Attack 2 on the needlethrower
  1232. [15:18] <Jaczac|DM> ok
  1233. [15:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8+3
  1234. [15:18] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [2+8] : {10}
  1235. [15:18] <Anastasia_Locke> +3=13
  1236. [15:18] <Jaczac|DM> you miss
  1237. [15:18] <Jaczac|DM> aw
  1238. [15:18] <Jaczac|DM> nvm then
  1239. [15:18] <Jaczac|DM> hit
  1240. [15:18] <Anastasia_Locke> Ooh yeh
  1241. [15:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4+8
  1242. [15:18] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4+8) [10+8] : {18}
  1243. [15:19] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action to hit it again
  1244. [15:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
  1245. [15:19] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [16+8] : {24}
  1246. [15:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d4
  1247. [15:20] <Tyche[Dice]> (3d4) [9] : {9}
  1248. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  1249. [15:20] <Jaczac|DM> it dies
  1250. [15:21] <Jaczac|DM> the rest of you stand around the single soldier
  1251. [15:21] * Anastasia_Locke smiles at it
  1252. [15:21] <Jaczac|DM> so we've been doing this for a fuckton of time
  1253. [15:21] <Jaczac|DM> and im gonna have to go soon
  1254. [15:21] <Pynmui> :(
  1255. [15:21] == ProcyonDM [~Procyon@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:5df:3485:8233:7718] has quit [Ping timeout: 198 seconds]
  1256. [15:21] <Jaczac|DM> yeah
  1257. [15:21] <Anastasia_Locke> Depending on the dungeon layout
  1258. [15:21] <Jaczac|DM> yeah we ahve a while to go
  1259. [15:21] <Anastasia_Locke> We might be able to split into smaller groups and continue in play-by-post?
  1260. [15:22] <Jaczac|DM> nope
  1261. [15:22] <Jaczac|DM> its decently linea
  1262. [15:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Aright
  1263. [15:22] <Jaczac|DM> r
  1264. [15:22] <Jaczac|DM> it might just be best to end for today soon
  1265. [15:22] <Jaczac|DM> and continue next week
  1266. [15:22] <Pynmui> clear this room, then?
  1267. [15:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Can we kill the soldier first?
  1268. [15:22] <Jaczac|DM> yeah
  1269. [15:22] <Callum> Thank fuck
  1270. [15:23] <Callum> ((im so tired))
  1271. [15:23] <Callum> Jesus
  1272. [15:23] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  1273. [15:24] <Jaczac|DM> thalix hasnt been here for awhile
  1274. [15:24] <Jaczac|DM> do we jsut skip him?
  1275. [15:24] <Anastasia_Locke> I guess
  1276. [15:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Probably)
  1277. [15:25] <Jaczac|DM> halix, Burster 1, kaz, kirk, pyn, callum, burster 2, burster 3/needlethrower 1, the rest of the wasps, ana
  1278. [15:25] <Jaczac|DM> so kaz
  1279. [15:25] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8 to shoot n' stab.
  1280. [15:25] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [20+8] : {28} (1d20+8) [1+8] : {9}
  1281. [15:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Well then
  1282. [15:25] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Oh, snap)
  1283. [15:25] <Jaczac|DM> ok you shoot him really good
  1284. [15:25] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (since i shot first)
  1285. [15:25] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (he's stunned)
  1286. [15:25] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (and i get auto coup-de-grace)
  1287. [15:25] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (suck it, crit fails)
  1288. [15:26] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Fun with status effects))
  1289. [15:26] <Jaczac|DM> Oh, and your sword gets stuck in the wall
  1290. [15:26] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (the gun stuns on 19-20)
  1291. [15:26] <Jaczac|DM> damage?
  1292. [15:26] <Jaczac|DM> i know
  1293. [15:26] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (while stunned, you grant auto-coup-de-grace)
  1294. [15:27] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (so i dont need to roll to hit)
  1295. [15:27] <Jaczac|DM> hse not coup-de-grace level
  1296. [15:27] <Jaczac|DM> hes half health
  1297. [15:27] <Jaczac|DM> moreso even
  1298. [15:27] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (He's still helpless)
  1299. [15:27] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Because stunned)
  1300. [15:27] <Jaczac|DM> so you do full damage
  1301. [15:27] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (i thought it was auto-crit?)
  1302. [15:27] <Jaczac|DM> ok sure
  1303. [15:27] <Jaczac|DM> damage
  1304. [15:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 10d6+8 total damage because two crits.
  1305. [15:28] <Tyche[Dice]> (10d6+8) [35+8] : {43}
  1306. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Paralyzed: • Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within 5 feet o f the creature.))
  1307. [15:28] <Jaczac|DM> yeah its dead
  1308. [15:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah DPS!"
  1309. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "Woo!"
  1310. [15:28] <Jaczac|DM> woo!
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