The backstory to a person i know. (self.funny)

submitted 1 year ago * by Gaz9602



Tell me what you think, this is 95% accurate, he is a strange person lets cal him,,, creag,, jordan creag here it is

One day Sir creag the 1st was about to join a jousting tournament to win "the lance" and become the next heir to the throne of england, however he failed the competetion when he got viciously stabbed through the eye with a lance, all his decendants tried to win the tournament for their dad before him, but Sir creag the 57th gave up on the idea,



the year is now 2013. Going by the modern name Jordan Cregan he went to monaghan colligate school, for some unknown reason creag left school for 2 years, we later found out he had bloodlust for vengance for his ancesters and stabbed the nearast student in the eyes with a fork, similarly to how Sir Creag the 1st died.



After being deported to an offshore prison for minors creag returned to monaghan colligate school.

He developed a liking to lady _______ . Creag believed in order to impress her he would have to tap into her mind by doing very specific taks in a very specific order, one of these tasks involved becoming a competitive counter strike player, But the main one was to become a vegan. Creag went through many hours but after sufficent effort creag became a born again vegan, He then called onto the help of Sir Gaz 3rd and Sir Armstrong the 5th to deliver an incognito message to the lady, but the plan backfired when they told her about crazy rumors of creags past.

Creag has continued his vegan ways until he would soon find meaning to his life. His ancestors were ashamed of his new ways but were soon relived for what was yet to happen.

After turning to a life of crime in los santos Creag would find the Large Evil Buisness Corparation GAZC.CO.ltd from there his true new life has begone and his ancesteors became proud once more.

Alas creag screwed up and enraged the company due to his incompetence at heists and is now left stranded in the streets with nowhere to go. He trys to make it with his lady friend but just cant do it, he dosent understand that if you want a lady friend you have to just go up and talk to said lady friend not stand in the distance and not make a move worrying that they would be hurt emotionally by someone else. His ancesters spirits where locked away in a hell prison and the creag name would be forgotten.