This is Aros, a middle to upper class man with a beautiful wife and two beautiful children. He has a wonderful house, and a wonderful job working for Facepunch as a game developer. Every day he drives his super clean white Trabant to work.

One night, Aros said to his wife “Hey, after the kids go to bed, you wanna do it?”. She replies “No, I’m on my period.”. “Fine,” he says, “I’ll just hop on the computer for a moment.”. As Aros is on the computer, he tries PornHub but he can’t find anything he likes. He starts adventuring through different sites. After a few minutes of browsing he comes across a Russian site, on which he comes across a video titled “BUS.mp4”. He thinks “That’s an odd title, I may as well click on it…”. He goes to watch it and finds a picture of a bus bent over with its pussy and asshole exposed. He’s at first a little shocked and weirded out, but he gets strangely aroused. An odd rage in him wants more. He types “Bus Porn” in the search bar, and comes across many more videos. It’s 1 in the morning by the time he’s finished. His cock is red and crippled. He gets into bed and his wife wakes up and asks “Why’re you up so late?”. He replies “Sorry, I just couldn’t sleep.”. “Alright” his wife replies. They both go to sleep.

Aros wakes up in the morning with the bluest balls you’ve ever seen, and a dick more bent than a curly fry. He drives off to work in his Trabant. As he’s driving there, he sees a school bus and pops a boner. He thinks in his mind, “No, no, I’m going to work, this is NOT ok.”. He continues driving to work. He arrives at the Facepunch headquarters. He asks the big man himself “Hey Garry, I really think we should add buses to rust.”. Garry replies “But we haven’t even added cars, or any matter of transportation for that matter yet!”. Aros replies “Yeah… but when you do… please add buses… for you know… carrying around people and stuff, you know?”. Garry responds “I guess I’ll get on that, but it’ll take a while.”. Aros gets to his desk and starts working on Garry’s Mod, only to break advanced duplicator 2 and make Trouble in Terrorist Town “better”. He finishes doing that by the end of the day, and drives home to his wife and family.

He and his family are at the table eating dinner, and asks “Could you please pass the bus.. i-I MEAN SALT. Could you pass the salt?”. Later that night, he takes one of his children’s die-cast buses and his bottle of lube to his room where his computer resides. He returns to the Russian site from the previous night and searches up bus porn. Right before he starts, his wife says through the locked door, “Hey Timmy was looking for his die-cast bus you got him for his birthday, do you know where it is?”. Aros says “Sorry I don’t know, I’m a bit busy right now”. She replies “Oh, alright” and heads off to Timmy’s room to tell him dad didn’t know where the bus was.

Aros begins to lube up his hand and the bus. He opens a video and begins to violently jerk off. He gets a bit of pre cum on the bus and sticks it in his asshole. He continues to jerk off harder and more violently. When he comes, the bus comes flying out of his ass like a bullet. It hits the ground, and it explodes into a wave of shit, covering all of his windows and turning anything chrome dark brown. He heads off to bed after he cleans himself up.

He wakes up the next morning and heads off to work as usual. He sees a school bus go by, and explosively cums in his pants almost immediately. He has to pull over and wipe it off with his 2 week old McDonalds napkin. He gets to work and heads inside Garry’s office. When he meets Garry he asks “Have you added buses to Rust yet?”. Garry angrily responds with “No, and you should stop asking. They’ll come eventually, when Rust is finished.”. Archie replies “Oh. Sorry” and heads off to his desk to work on Garry’s Mod some more. This time, he attempts to “fix” DarkRP by breaking Expression 2. He almost finishes with it, then heads home for the night.

Earlier that day, his wife had gone into his room to find the die-cast bus. She picks it up thinking Timmy found it and it had chocolate on it. She smells it to check, and jerks it away when she realizes what it was. She heads over to the sink thinking “Boy, I’m gonna beat Aros’s ass when he gets home…”. She goes over to Timmy and regrettably tells him “Timmy, I’m sorry but I accidentally threw out your toy bus.”. Timmy is heartbroken.

When Daddy Aros gets home, his wife screams at him “I know what you were doing with that bus. I went through your browsing history. That site is not OK. Your kink is not OK.”. Aros responds “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”. She responds “Timmy is heartbroken. I had to tell him I accidentally threw away the toy bus you GOT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. I don’t trust you with the children. Get out of here and take your things. Don’t come back.”.

Aros heads to a local run-down hotel. His first night he just sits in silence contemplating what he’s done. The next morning, he heads off to work. He finishes the update for Garry’s Mod, breaking E2. After work he heads back to the hotel. He doesn’t have a computer, or anything. He only has a paper bag with some stuff he got from the store as he was coming home. It’s later in the night now, he decides to go out and try his luck getting a hooker. A hooker comes to his room in the hotel and says “Are you Aros?”. Aros replies “I am..”. She says “It’ll cost ya $50”.

Little did he know, his wife only left him $1000 in his bank account. She took the rest. Aros gave her the $50. She asks “Is there any kinks I need to know about?”. Aros replies “No… actually, this plastic bag here, could you put it on? Let me just draw something on it…”. He draws the sexiest bus he could imagine. He tells her “Alright, let’s go.”. She begins to slowly take down Aros’ pants, and then her own. She bends over, exposing her old, rugged, and well used pussy. Aros whips out his dick and begins to fuck her in the pussy. After 5 minutes, he takes it out and begins to stick it in her asshole. After 3 minutes of that, he cums in her asshole. She says “Alright, bye.”. He says “Let me just take this paper bag back.”.

It’s around 9:30PM. Aros goes to bed. He wakes up the next morning and heads off to work as usual. He talks to Garry and says “DUDE, you seriously need to add buses to rust.”. Garry angrily responds with “Why the fu- wha- fuck this. I’m tired of this shit. You’re fired. Pack your things and leave.”. Aros walks out of the building, sad and discouraged. He hops in his Trabant and drives off to his hotel room to pick up his clothing and suitcase, and then heads off back to his house. He knocks on the door, his son Timmy answered said “Mom! Mom! Daddy’s home!”. She says to Timmy “Give daddy a hug and then head up to your room. He and I need to talk.”. Timmy gives Aros a hug and then heads to his room. Once Aros’ wife hears the door shut, she says “What the HELL are you doing here?”. He replies with “I… I don’t know.”. She says “Well, you may as well get the hell out of here because you aren’t going to find anything here for you.”. Aros says “Well... well… I want a divorce.”. She responds “Alright, well I don’t know how we’re going to break this to the kids.” “I think you should do it,” Aros replies. “I don’t belong here anymore.”.

It’s a bit later, and the library is still open. He prints out a picture of the sexy bus he found on the Russian site in secrecy. Afterwards, he heads to the local sex shop and picks up a yellow flesh light. He then checks back into his hotel room. He places the flesh light in between the mattress and the box spring, and places the picture on the bed. He begins thrusting vigorously.

This routine continues for years, going between using his flesh light and ordering hookers. He gets money from selling illegal memes, barely making enough to meet his burning sexual desire for buses. After many years of his sexual routine, his sexual thrills slowly faded for the regret of leaving his family was overcoming him. He begins going to B.U.S. meetings (Breaking Uncommon Sensations). On his first meeting, there’s some other people there. They go around explaining their problems. One woman says “I’m into butt stuff.”. Another person says “I was heavily into shoving jelly beans up my ass.”. It’s Aros’ turn. He says “I was completely engorged in bus porn. I need help. I need help now. I abandoned my family. My wife left me, I abandoned my children. All over buses. What have I done.”. Aros starts balling his eyes out.

The man at the head of the class says “I’m gonna get you help, Aros. Same with the rest of you.”. Aros is now merely whimpering after hearing what the man had to say. After 5 months of these classes, Aros was finally cured of his sexual desires towards buses. He heads back to his family after about 2 and a half years since abandoning them. He goes up and knocks on the door. His ex wife answers the door, saying “Oh, it’s you. What do you want?”. Aros says “I’ve been cured. I went to a B.U.S. class.”. “You mean you fucked buses until you were tired of it?” his wife responds curiously. Aros responds quickly, saying “No no no no no! They helped me control my sexual desires towards buses. May I come in?”. She responds “Sure, I guess…”.

“Timmy and Samantha aren’t here right now, but they’ll be home a bit later. You could wait for them if you want to.” his wife tells him. Aros says “Good. I wanted to apologize to them for abandoning them.”. She says “Good. You should.”. Aros asks “Is there a new man in your life?” and his wife replies “No, I’ve looked, but there’s nobody that was quite like you. You know, you before you were addicted to buses…”. He replies “Yeah, I guess, I don’t know…”. His wife says “You know, I’ve only had a dildo on my side for a while. I could use some… dick.. you know?”. Aros replies “I might be up for that…”. “Meet me in the bedroom. 5 minutes.” his wife tells him.
After having hot, steamy sex with his ex wife, and apologizing to his kids for leaving them, a few months later they get re married and resume living a normal life.

Years later, Aros explains to his kids what really happened. They’re shocked, and Aros tells them both “And THAT kids is why you don’t go to sketchy Russian porn sites.”.
The end.