@REM Windows 8
@REM This script disables "Accessibility" features.
@REM Run this with Elevated Administrator privileges

@REM Why?
@REM My cat loves sleeping on locked notebooks keyboard at night.
@REM Sometimes it enables narrator, and it begins to talk at midnight. It can wake me up, and it is very annoying.

@echo off
%windir%\system32\takeown.exe /F %windir%\system32\utilman.exe /A
%windir%\system32\icacls.exe %windir%\system32\utilman.exe /inheritance:r
%windir%\system32\icacls.exe %windir%\system32\utilman.exe /remove:g *S-1-5-18
%windir%\system32\icacls.exe %windir%\system32\utilman.exe /remove:g *S-1-5-32-545
%windir%\system32\icacls.exe %windir%\system32\utilman.exe /grant *S-1-5-32-544:F
%windir%\system32\icacls.exe %windir%\system32\utilman.exe /setowner *S-1-5-80-956008885-3418522649-1831038044-1853292631-2271478464
%windir%\system32\icacls.exe %windir%\system32\utilman.exe /remove:g *S-1-5-32-544
if exist %windir%\syswow64 (
%windir%\syswow64\takeown.exe /F %windir%\syswow64\utilman.exe /A
%windir%\syswow64\icacls.exe %windir%\syswow64\utilman.exe /inheritance:r
%windir%\syswow64\icacls.exe %windir%\syswow64\utilman.exe /remove:g *S-1-5-18
%windir%\syswow64\icacls.exe %windir%\syswow64\utilman.exe /remove:g *S-1-5-32-545
%windir%\syswow64\icacls.exe %windir%\syswow64\utilman.exe /grant *S-1-5-32-544:F
%windir%\syswow64\icacls.exe %windir%\syswow64\utilman.exe /setowner *S-1-5-80-956008885-3418522649-1831038044-1853292631-2271478464
%windir%\syswow64\icacls.exe %windir%\syswow64\utilman.exe /remove:g *S-1-5-32-544
)
pause
exit