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  1. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  2.  
  3. >Sunset
  4. "Pinkie"
  5. ~~
  6.  
  7. >...Pinkie, why in the hell are you holding a banner?
  8.  
  9. "I'm about to throw a party!"
  10.  
  11. >A... party for the end of Equestria? Okay, little morbid, but... actually, no, none of what you just said is okay.
  12.  
  13. "Noooo, silly! A coming out party for Eighteen! She can come out of the closet after so long, and I want to celebrate with her!"
  14.  
  15. >...That... that's not...
  16.  
  17. "What?"
  18.  
  19. >...You know what? Nevermind, you have fun with that. I'm not going to try to understand it.
  20.  
  21. "Now you're learning!"
  22.  
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  24.  
  25. 'Chitania'
  26. ~~~
  27.  
  28. '...I don't get it.'
  29.  
  30. >Like your mom.
  31.  
  32. 'My mother was never revealed! She never came out of the closet, ever! Till the day she died she kept herself hidden away in the closet. Nobody ever knew, ever! Even if they suspected her, they never knew of her, not really. That is just plain wrong!'
  33.  
  34. >Fine, your mother never came out of the closet.
  35.  
  36. 'Thank you!'
  37.  
  38. "...I don't get it."
  39.  
  40. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  41.  
  42. >Spike/OtherSpike
  43.  
  44. >Mmmmm….good nap. Hey Spike?
  45.  
  46. >Yes other Spike?
  47.  
  48. >When you said ‘Let’s take a vacation day and sleep in while AJ does her ‘lings thing.’ I thought you were crazy! But I feel really really good right now. Good call man!
  49.  
  50. >Aw thanks spike, you never should have doubted me.
  51.  
  52. >I should not….I should not.
  53.  
  54. Spike’s ears pricked as he heard a sound from below. He moved to the window and gazed upon the angry crowd below, the wonderbolts zipping above, and the guard trying to contain the situation.
  55.  
  56. >Hey other spike?
  57.  
  58. >Yes Spike?
  59.  
  60. >Screw you.
  61.  
  62. >…That’s fair.
  63.  
  64. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  65.  
  66. >Lucky strikes
  67. "Ponyville"
  68. ~~~~
  69.  
  70. >...I think I'm missing something...
  71.  
  72. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
  73.  
  74. >This is the last time I go for drinks while nobody is looking, I swear... meh, maybe for a special occasion.
  75.  
  76. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  77.  
  78. >Spike
  79. ‘Rarity’
  80. “Twili”
  81.  
  82. He pulled out charity and began speaking to it.
  83.  
  84. >Hey Rares?
  85.  
  86. ‘Oh…hello darling’
  87.  
  88. >There’s some kinda riot going on here in Canterlot…you know anything about that?
  89.  
  90. ‘Well….’
  91.  
  92. ~~~
  93. >…you did what?
  94.  
  95. ‘It was for the best!’
  96.  
  97. >Debatable. Very, very debatable based on how this goes. …I’m gonna go find 42. Make sure she doesn’t do anything crazy and try to punch you into paste.
  98.  
  99. ‘Aw…how sweet.’
  100.  
  101. “Oh no you won’t mister!”
  102.  
  103. >Twi?
  104.  
  105. “If there is a situation down there, you, as my number 1 assistant are going to assist! Get out there and help contain the crowd until we can get there!”
  106.  
  107. >…Just had to pull the number 1 card didn’t you…fine. I’ll go get the non-lethals.
  108.  
  109. He looked at his nice, cozy basket with a lingering hint of regret before setting off for the armory.
  110.  
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  112.  
  113. >Celestia
  114. "???"
  115. ~~~
  116.  
  117. >...Well, this is not how I wanted this night to go.
  118.  
  119. "Right? Oh, isn't it just a million times better in every way!?"
  120.  
  121. >...Discord.
  122.  
  123. With a POP! A balloon reformed from scraps next to her, merging together into shape all too familiar to her now.
  124.  
  125. >I'm not supposing you did this somehow, any chance? A bit of a touch to Rarity to cause it?
  126.  
  127. "Me? Oh, Celestia! I'm offended! You know I've reformed now."
  128.  
  129. >I'm sure.
  130.  
  131. "And besides..."
  132.  
  133. He raked his rubber hands to the side, forming a window where there had previously been none and showing the crowd down below.
  134.  
  135. "She's all too capable of doing all this on her own, it seems! She has made me very, very proud."
  136.  
  137. >...
  138.  
  139. "Oh my, you wouldn't perchance be thinking of asking me to make this all go away, would you?"
  140.  
  141. >If I was, I'd probably have turned in my crown by now. No, I was just thinking of calling Fluttershy and having her make you sit in time out.
  142.  
  143. "So cruel! Cruelty from the royals, never heard of that before!"
  144.  
  145. >Discord...
  146.  
  147. "And if you're wondering, I'm not planning on making this any worse. No..."
  148.  
  149. He leaned in, squeaking like two balloons being rubbed together as he did.
  150.  
  151. "I have the feeling you're going to do that all on your own."
  152.  
  153. >...
  154.  
  155. "Ta-ta, Celestia! Thank the little mare for such wonderful... chaos."
  156.  
  157. The sound of a balloon being inflated filled the room, in tandem with the being exploded into a billion trillion pieces, leaving nothing but dust.
  158.  
  159. She did not need to check to know he was gone.
  160.  
  161. >...I should have left him a rock.
  162.  
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  164.  
  165. >Soarin'
  166. "Fleetfoot"
  167. 'Gilda'
  168. ~~~~
  169.  
  170. 'So I'm not the only one who's going with this, but secretly freaking out a bit, right?'
  171.  
  172. >No.
  173.  
  174. "...little bit."
  175.  
  176. >I just... holy shit!
  177.  
  178. 'Right?'
  179.  
  180. >Just, SO MUCH security is compromised now!
  181.  
  182. 'Fucking bug things could have run the place forever if that one princess hadn't stopped it.'
  183.  
  184. >Like, why aren't we tagging these guys now? This seems so fucking suspicious.
  185.  
  186. 'I legitimately am worried, and am actually thankful for that racist ass 'only alicorns or superbeings' policy for Canterlots royals.'
  187.  
  188. >I mean, she could do so much.
  189.  
  190. "A lot..."
  191.  
  192. >It's like... imagine if Rainbow Dash had a changeling come in and do her workload. Could you imagine?
  193.  
  194. "Hey!"
  195.  
  196. >...
  197.  
  198. "Look, I know you didn't mean it, but that's how rumors get started, so... just chill with that."
  199.  
  200. >Didn't mean it like that, I know Dash would never do something like that.
  201.  
  202. 'She's not that big a dweeb.'
  203.  
  204. "...So, odds we're all mind controlled or one of us is a changeling?"
  205.  
  206. '...'
  207.  
  208. >...that speech was a little weird for you...
  209.  
  210. 'And you going along with Fleetfoot was a little weird for you...'
  211.  
  212. "And I barely even see you..."
  213.  
  214. >'"..."'
  215.  
  216. "L-let's just go back to crowd control."
  217.  
  218. >Riiiight.
  219.  
  220. '...watchingyou'
  221.  
  222. >What?
  223.  
  224. 'NOTHING!'
  225.  
  226. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  227.  
  228. >Pommel
  229. "Haymaker"
  230. 'Steam Gauge'
  231. [Quicksilver]
  232. {Lucky}
  233. ~~~
  234.  
  235. >So, I'm sure you all have questions.
  236.  
  237. "Yes, to start, WHAT THE FUCK!?"
  238.  
  239. >Indeed. Anyone else?
  240.  
  241. 'Are we being invaded!?'
  242.  
  243. >Probably not? I sure fucking hope not. We're in trouble if we are, Chitania is right there. She fucking ate me. By accident... Invasion worries aside, anyone else?
  244.  
  245. [Does this mean that I don't have to pay that one changeling back?]
  246.  
  247. >That would be horribly unethical and illegal barring international litigation investigation circumstances.
  248.  
  249. [So-]
  250.  
  251. >So that's in the maybe pile.
  252.  
  253. [YES!]
  254.  
  255. {I got one, what the fuck are we supposed to do about it!?}
  256.  
  257. >Well, the princess hired us on to guard the changelings.
  258.  
  259. 'Riiiight?'
  260.  
  261. >And the changelings are right there.
  262.  
  263. [Corrreeeeccct?]
  264.  
  265. >And, with all the fear they probably need guarding.
  266.  
  267. {...So-}
  268.  
  269. >So hows about we buck centuries of tradition within the ranks of the royal guard, and actually do our job and do it competently for once.
  270.  
  271. "...We weren't that bad-"
  272.  
  273. >FUCKING. VINES. RIGHT IN THE HALLWAY.
  274.  
  275. "...fine."
  276.  
  277. [...So about that maybe-]
  278.  
  279. >MOVE OUT!
  280.  
  281. "'[{SIR YES SIR!}]'"
  282.  
  283. >...Fuck I hope we're not being invaded.
  284.  
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  286.  
  287. >Changeling1
  288. "Changeling 2"
  289. ~~~~
  290.  
  291. >...So, uh... they're giving us funny looks out there.
  292.  
  293. "I TOLD YOU to go see what the fuck that mob was doing! I told you! TOLD YOU TOLD YOU TOLD YOU!"
  294.  
  295. >It was Eighteen revealing that she was the one who runs the Empire.
  296.  
  297. "..."
  298.  
  299. >...
  300.  
  301. "...What."
  302.  
  303. >Did you somehow not know this? How? HOW!? You were used like I was that one time to help her with her plan!
  304.  
  305. "...Eighteen was the zompony?"
  306.  
  307. >Are you fucking serious!?
  308.  
  309. "Are you?"
  310.  
  311. >...Ugh. Well, we're getting funny looks for a couple months.
  312.  
  313. "Don't think we'll be attacked or something?"
  314.  
  315. >Nahhhh. We're not in Canterlot, these guys are so chill the cold outside is jealous.
  316.  
  317. "I guess you're right. Thank Hivemind we left."
  318.  
  319. >Yeah.
  320.  
  321. "...wait, what about those guys back there?"
  322.  
  323. >...
  324.  
  325. "..."
  326.  
  327. >"SUCKERRRRRRS!"
  328.  
  329.  
  330. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  331.  
  332. >Fluttershy
  333. "7"
  334. ~~~~
  335.  
  336. >Alright... tests with small predators has been not very effective.
  337.  
  338. "That's putting it mildly."
  339.  
  340. >But at least we're going pretty far down the list pretty quickly?
  341.  
  342. "It would go quicker without the musical numbers."
  343.  
  344. >...You hush your-
  345.  
  346. *MEOW!*
  347.  
  348. "Huh. A kitten? That's actually pretty clever. That one might work."
  349.  
  350. >That's not a... wait a minute.
  351.  
  352. "What?"
  353.  
  354. >...Opal?
  355.  
  356. "Who?"
  357.  
  358. >Rarity's cat... what are you doing here, sweetie?
  359.  
  360. *ROWR!*
  361.  
  362. >Uh huh...
  363.  
  364. *MREOW!*
  365.  
  366. >...U-uh... I don't think that's a very good-
  367.  
  368. *RAWRR!*
  369.  
  370. >Now that's just not-
  371.  
  372. *MROWN!*
  373.  
  374. >Oh my! Who taught you that language-
  375.  
  376. *Purrrr...*
  377.  
  378. >...E-eep.
  379.  
  380. "..."
  381.  
  382. >You know what? We're over scheduled for the day.
  383.  
  384. *Rrrrowwwww*
  385.  
  386. >No no, sorry, no time to help you with your... thing. So sorry!
  387.  
  388. *RRROOOWWWWW-*
  389.  
  390. >NO TIME I'M SORRY SEVEN CHEESE IT!
  391.  
  392. BOOP!
  393.  
  394. "..."
  395.  
  396. *Row.*
  397.  
  398. "Yes, I understood all of that."
  399.  
  400. *...*
  401.  
  402. "...SMOKE BOMB!"
  403.  
  404. *REEEEEEGGGNNNNNN!*
  405.  
  406. "OUT BITCHES!"
  407.  
  408. *REEEEREEENNGGGEEEE!*
  409.  
  410. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  411.  
  412. >AB
  413. "SL"
  414. 'SB'
  415. {???}
  416. ~~~
  417.  
  418. >Ah' think we shouldn't have taken that there shortcut.
  419.  
  420. "YOU THINK!?"
  421.  
  422. 'But we did cut down on walking time!'
  423.  
  424. "..."
  425.  
  426. 'Until the trap, I meant. We were doing great until the trap.'
  427.  
  428. "Applebloom, roll the net a bit so I can reach her and punch her."
  429.  
  430. >Look, we all need ta' stop panicking and just figure a way outta this. Come on, like we ain't never been dangling from a tree by a net before! How'd we get outta it before?
  431.  
  432. 'Wait until your brother or sister or my sister or Pinkie or pretty much anyone comes along and lets us down?'
  433.  
  434. >...
  435.  
  436. 'What? That's how we got out of it before.'
  437.  
  438. "...She has a point."
  439.  
  440. >Well, we obviously can't do that-
  441.  
  442. {AH HA! INSURGENTS AGAIN!}
  443.  
  444. >...Not a word.
  445.  
  446. "Mister unicorn, can you let us down?"
  447.  
  448. {Not a chance, DROIDS!}
  449.  
  450. >What now?
  451.  
  452. {You think I don't see through those disguises you magical machines!}
  453.  
  454. >Wait... do ya' think we're onna them robot things?
  455.  
  456. {No.}
  457.  
  458. >Oh, phew, cause that would be crazy-
  459.  
  460. {I think you're DROIDS!}
  461.  
  462. >Uh... huh...
  463.  
  464. {Ehhhhee hee hee! I've caught another batch for my... collection!}
  465.  
  466. 'Your rock collection?'
  467.  
  468. {These are DROID PARTS!}
  469.  
  470. "...I think he might be a touch crazy."
  471.  
  472. 'You think?'
  473.  
  474. "..."
  475.  
  476. 'Actually asking.'
  477.  
  478. >WE AIN'T ROBOTS!
  479.  
  480. {Droids!}
  481.  
  482. >WHATEVER!
  483.  
  484. {You think I don't know what a droid looks like!? I've been fighting them for years, since the old droid wars! I've seen... so many of my brothers fall. I've been battling them for so long I can smell them from a mile away! They haven't gotten me yet! Nothing's stopping OLD GREGOR!}
  485.  
  486. >...
  487.  
  488. {Gregg to my buddies.}
  489.  
  490. "...'
  491.  
  492. {You aren't my buddies.}
  493.  
  494. '...'
  495.  
  496. {Because you're droids.}
  497.  
  498.  
  499. >...Okay, first off, we ain't droids! Second, yer' crazy, third, ya' CAN'T have been fightin' them for years!
  500.  
  501. {Why not?}
  502.  
  503. >They only starting existing a couple months ago!
  504.  
  505. {What? That's stupid.}
  506.  
  507. >YER STUPID!
  508.  
  509. {Fine, smart droid, if you're so right, then why does that one have moss on it?}
  510.  
  511. >BECAUSE...
  512.  
  513. "..."
  514.  
  515. '...Oh, hey, golems!'
  516.  
  517. {Golems?}
  518.  
  519. 'Yeah, that's what they're called. They're not droids, droids are made with metal.'
  520.  
  521. {Oh... OH! Well is my face red, I've been calling them the wrong thing this whole time! Ohhh, how silly of me. I just feel dumb, that's how I feel-}
  522.  
  523. ~DESTROY UNICORN! DESTROY EARTH PONY! DESTROY PEGASI~
  524.  
  525. {What? But there aren't any... oh... OHHH MY! You mean you aren't dr- sorry, golems? What a comical misunderstanding-}
  526.  
  527. ~CHARGING CANNON!~
  528.  
  529. >AHHHHHH!
  530.  
  531. "AHHHHHH!"
  532.  
  533. 'AHHHHHH!'
  534.  
  535. {I said I was sorry.}
  536.  
  537. ~DIE PONY SCUM!~
  538.  
  539. >FUCKING SHORTCUTS!
  540.  
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  542.  
  543. >Chrysalis
  544. "SA"
  545. ~~~~
  546.  
  547. She moved silently, much like she always did. Calmly, far too much so for the situation she was in. To anyone in the world, it would appear as if it was a normal day for her, nothing to change at all.
  548.  
  549. That is what made her so terrifying.
  550.  
  551. "You're not planning something, right?"
  552.  
  553. She did not bother to even attempt to form some sort of lie or misdirection. She cursed it, everyday she cursed it, but he could see through her so easily sometimes, especially when she was disguised as she was.
  554.  
  555. To think, they had once hated each other so intensely that to imply they could be in the same room was madness.
  556.  
  557. "Let it go, Chrysalis."
  558.  
  559. >You can't be serious.
  560.  
  561. "She was trying to do the right thing."
  562.  
  563. >So do I all the time, you still yell at me.
  564.  
  565. "She thought this was helping."
  566.  
  567. >Or she thought she was proving a point, which she did, and now everyone thinks we're invading again.
  568.  
  569. "She didn't..."
  570.  
  571. >...You can't lie to me, Shining Armor.
  572.  
  573. His full name. That's how he knew she was serious.
  574.  
  575. >You think I can't see it? You think I can't see what you are thinking?
  576.  
  577. He tensed, not even attempting to hide it, much like she herself would not.
  578.  
  579. >This is just like when that... Sunset decided to try something like this, only she succeeded this time, didn't she?
  580.  
  581. It was true, and it raised something inside him to uncomfortable levels.
  582.  
  583. >You're thinking exactly what I'm thinking, no matter how much you are trying to keep it down. I can even see the debate in you, just telling me not to do it. You want me to... even if you won't admit it out loud. But I don't need you to say it, do I?
  584.  
  585. Something he would much rather stay hidden.
  586.  
  587. "Just promise me you're not planning any revenge. It doesn't matter if you're wrong, just... don't make this worse."
  588.  
  589. She looked to him at last. Deeply into his eyes, without a hint of disguise, without a single thing hidden, she looked to him.
  590.  
  591.  
  592. >...I hate her.
  593.  
  594. "..."
  595.  
  596. >But I know if I tried, I would make this worse. I want her to realize how far this set back everything I tried to do... but I'm not stupid enough not to know to keep from making it worse.
  597.  
  598. "...That's all I can ask."
  599.  
  600. He was satisfied, at least. That was something.
  601.  
  602. "Chrysalis?... I won't let them get rid of you, any of them."
  603.  
  604. >...That's the best I can hope for.
  605.  
  606. She continued back on, to whatever she was doing. There was still a bit of weight to her step, but perhaps she was just a touch lighter than she had been.
  607.  
  608. She continued on, past the smiling, nodding pony, who was content he need not fear plots of retaliation or revenge, who no longer worried that something would happen by the Queen's hoof to turn this terrible spiral into an uncontrollable hurricane. He did not fear any longer from her.
  609.  
  610. Nor, she thought, should he.
  611.  
  612. >...I don't want to go...
  613.  
  614. She spoke to the only other thing in this room, a single orb of stunning emerald and magic.
  615.  
  616. >...But that doesn't mean they won't try to make me. This is my hive, the last hive...
  617.  
  618. Oblivious to her, the magic within the orb hummed away.
  619.  
  620. >...and we are going to survive.
  621.  
  622. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  623.  
  624. >AJ
  625. "Chitania"
  626. 'Sunset'
  627. ~~~
  628. >Fuck.
  629.  
  630. "Great, she's back to this.'
  631.  
  632. >Fuck.
  633.  
  634. 'I'm starting to get legitimately worried about her.'
  635.  
  636. "Said the zombie."
  637.  
  638. 'I'm not a... well, kinda?'
  639.  
  640. >Fuck.
  641.  
  642. 'That's the real story anyway.'
  643.  
  644. "More interesting than you, sure. I think we should poke her in the eye-"
  645.  
  646. >FUUUUUUUUUCK!
  647.  
  648. "..."
  649. '...'
  650.  
  651. >Okay! That's it! PLAN MODE! Ah' need ta' get everyone ta'gehter and we need ta' do somethin' before this whole dang country tears each other apart in fear and GADDANG IT RARITY WHAT IN TARNATION no no don't blame here blamin' ain't helpin' and we need help we just need ta' GET TA'GETHER and do somethin' about this and FUUUUUU
  652.  
  653. Still screaming, she tore off into the sky.
  654.  
  655. "...Did... did she just leave?"
  656.  
  657. 'That would be the smart thing to do.'
  658.  
  659. "But what about the-"
  660.  
  661. The world in front of them exploded into dust as she crashed back to earth.
  662.  
  663. >FUCK! THE CHANGELINGS!
  664.  
  665. "Don't you fucking cut me off."
  666.  
  667. >AH' CAN'T LEAVE!
  668.  
  669. 'I guess you could just leave them with us?'
  670.  
  671. "HA!"
  672.  
  673. >AH' CAN'T STAY!
  674.  
  675. "Sure you can, I do it all the time."
  676.  
  677. >FUUUUUUUU-
  678.  
  679. 'That's starting to get annoying.'
  680.  
  681. "THANK YOU!"
  682.  
  683. >Okay... OKAY! AH' GOT IT!... SUNSET! Go get Canterlot, and move it down here!
  684.  
  685. '...As... as in bring the other royals?'
  686.  
  687. >No, that won't work, they're needed up there, so bring the up there to down here! Put it over there!
  688.  
  689. 'I feel like I might have overhyped myself a bit.'
  690.  
  691. >DO IT.
  692.  
  693. 'Like.. right now, or-'
  694.  
  695. >BRING ME CANTERLOT!
  696.  
  697. "...I probably could."
  698.  
  699. 'You cannot lift a damn city.'
  700.  
  701. "I can so! I did it once already!"
  702.  
  703. 'Don't do it, she's crazy.'
  704.  
  705. >NOT CRAZY!
  706.  
  707. "...So should I actually-"
  708.  
  709. >NO!
  710.  
  711. "Mixed messages."
  712.  
  713. 'So... what do we do?'
  714.  
  715. >...Ah'm just gonna go sit under a tree and panic a bit, that okay with ya'll?
  716.  
  717. 'Sure?'
  718.  
  719. >Kay. Iffin' ya' need me, bring a gun.
  720.  
  721. With that, she calmly walked off.
  722.  
  723. 'Yeep, Equestria's doomed.'
  724.  
  725. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  726.  
  727. OMAKEEEEEE!
  728. >Twilight
  729. "Dash"
  730. ~~~
  731.  
  732. >Okay, so, apparently the Diamond Dogs are going to overlook this whole thing, if...
  733.  
  734. "Iiiiff?"
  735.  
  736. >...We take care of this turkey for them.
  737.  
  738. *Gobble!*
  739.  
  740. "And you called me? Uh, Twilight, you getting us pegasi mixed up, you fucking racist? Fluttershy is the other one."
  741.  
  742. >Erm... this isn't a Fluttershy "Take care of" event.
  743.  
  744. "..."
  745.  
  746. >This is a... I need this... 'quick'... event...
  747.  
  748. "..."
  749.  
  750. >...Diamond dogs are primarily carnivores.
  751.  
  752. "... So, uh..."
  753.  
  754. >Shot to the head ought to do it, but I'm a bit... less awesome than you? Sure, we'll go with that.
  755.  
  756. "This... this is messed up."
  757.  
  758. >Yeah, well, yearly tradition.
  759.  
  760. "Fuck that! Who makes a tradition out of eating turkey!?"
  761.  
  762. >Messed up individuals, that's who. Who are probably smelly.
  763.  
  764. "..."
  765.  
  766. >It's for politics.
  767.  
  768. "Well... alright, I guess if it's for politics..."
  769.  
  770. >That's the spirit! Now, take this gun, and go out back.
  771.  
  772. "O-okay... for Equestria... and because I'm awesome...
  773.  
  774. Leaves!
  775.  
  776. >...she can handle this-
  777.  
  778. BLAM!
  779.  
  780. >Oh wow, that was fast-
  781.  
  782. "HOLY SHIT THE TURKEY HAS THE GUN! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THAT THING IS PSYCHO!"
  783.  
  784. >...
  785.  
  786. *Gobble gobble, motherfucker.*
  787.  
  788. >AHHHHHHH
  789. ~~~~
  790.  
  791. ~The Turkey will return in, TANKSGIVING 2, THE STUFFING!~
  792. ~Rated R for violence and threesomes~
  793.  
  794. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  795.  
  796. OMAKE
  797. >SA
  798. ‘Spike’
  799.  
  800. >Spike…what are you doing…on my bed…at this hour…
  801.  
  802. ‘It has to end shiny. I’ve got to end it.
  803.  
  804. >End what spike. You’re scaring me here buddy. This CAN’T be about screentime. You get plenty of that.
  805.  
  806. ‘but it doesn’t end. And I’m so very alone. And it’s so very cold. I need to end it. To come back. I need you to…help me.’
  807.  
  808. >Ok. Spike. Buddy. Listen to me. Are you listening? I need you to listen. This is usually when I say “We don’t have to do this, I can just ask, yaddayaddaydda….but this time? No. Just NO. This is not happening. I get that you are worried but this is not the way. THIS IS NOT THE WAY!
  809.  
  810. ‘BUT IT HAS TO END! I NEED YOU TO HELP ME!’
  811.  
  812. >I will spike! I will! But not like this! You are underage! And my brother! And a guy! That is three kinds of ‘I’m not into that’ Spike. THREE. KINDS. MY LIMIT IS ONE!
  813.  
  814. ‘BUT…BUT WHAT DO I DO!?’
  815.  
  816. Shiny pulled him into a tight hug.
  817.  
  818. >I don’t know buddy. We’ll think of something. I don’t know what but it will be ok. I Promise. Just…not this. Never again with this.
  819.  
  820. He shuddered deep into his core and he knew…his therapist was about to be a rich pony.
  821.  
  822. >Never again.
  823.  
  824. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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