[20:57] <@dia> oheypacky
[20:59] <Packy> BROKU
[20:59] <Packy> OWOWOWOEOWORHTFOGO
[20:59] <Packy> JAOIRJHDOIJFOI
[20:59] <Packy> UltraMario I forget right off the top of my head ;-;
[20:59] <Packy> I'm uhhhh
[20:59] <UltraMario> FUCK
[20:59] <Packy> In the town with the ghost
[20:59] <Packy> And the snails
[20:59] <@dia> packy
[20:59] <@dia> i killed a stream
[21:00] <Packy> !!!
[21:00] <Packy> BROKU
[21:00] <Packy> WHAT DID YOU DO
[21:00] <@dia> me and my brothers were playing dnd
[21:00] <UltraMario> OOOO
[21:00] <UltraMario> NAPSTABLOOK?!
[21:00] <@dia> one of my brothers was a dwarf cleric and was dming
[21:00] <UltraMario> :o
[21:00] <@dia> my other brother was a human noble
[21:00] <@dia> i was an elf mage
[21:00] <@dia> so we are on a quest to deliver some supplies to another town
[21:00] <@dia> real innocent starter adventure shit
[21:01] <@dia> so i ask what can we do on the road
[21:01] <@dia> my brother the dm says "well, you can talk to passers, hunt, forage, go to a stream"
[21:01] <@dia> my brother the noble asks "are there any streams"
[21:01] <@dia> my dm brother is like "no wtf, not here  *rolls* ok fuck theres a stream"
[21:02] <@dia> me and my noble brother "lets go to the stream"
[21:02] <@dia> so we went to the stream
[21:02] <@dia> i did a perception check, and rolled like a 10
[21:02] <@dia> so it failed
[21:02] <@dia> i was hoping to find a water spirit
[21:02] <@dia> sadly there was none
[21:02] <@dia> so my brother the noble decides to go fishing
[21:02] <@dia> good idea, then we dont have to use rations
[21:02] <@dia> so he starts spear fishing
[21:02] <@dia> and catches a fish
[21:02] <@dia> well
[21:02] <@dia> i'm a mage
[21:02] <@dia> so i decide to help out
[21:02] <@dia> i go up to the stream, and use shocking grasp
[21:03] <@dia> thinking i'd just like
[21:03] <@dia> send out a little shock and stun the fish
[21:03] <@dia> so we could collect them
[21:03] <@dia> i roll a fucking 20
[21:03] <@dia> all the fish in the stream are shocked and die, and float to the surface
[21:03] <@dia> in the middle of the stream a body floats to the surface
[21:03] <@dia> shit
[21:03] <@dia> we fucking killed someone
[21:03] <@dia> its a water spirit
[21:04] <@dia> so i panic and use shocking grasp as a defibulator
[21:04] <@dia> because we dont have a fucking healer
[21:04] <@dia> and fuck its already dead
[21:04] <@dia> so why not
[21:04] <@dia> i roll another 20
[21:04] <@dia> the water spirit comes back to life
[21:04] <@dia> its fucking pissed
[21:04] <@dia> my brother, the noble, who is a master negotiator
[21:04] <@dia> trys calling the spirit down
[21:04] <@dia> rolls a 4
[21:04] <@dia> the spirit gets even more pissed
[21:05] <@dia> so i go up, the shut in mage, with -1 persuasion, try and calm the spirit down
[21:05] <@dia> i roll a 19
[21:05] <@dia> the spirit calms down immediatly and falls in love with me
[21:05] <@dia> sweet
[21:05] <@dia> we got a fucking water spirit
[21:05] <@dia> we take all the fish and go
[21:05] <@dia> and thats the story of how i killed an entire stream and befriended a water spirit and blamed it all on my brother