Ankhbot CAH black cards

______: good to the last drop.
______: kid-tested, mother-approved.
______. Betcha can't have just one!
______. High five, bro.
______. It's a trap!
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ______ to the people of Haiti.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ______.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______.
Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical.
Daddy, why is mommy crying?
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice.
During sex, I like to think about ______.
For my next trick, I will pull ______ out of ______.
Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ______.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
How did I lose my virginity?
I drink to forget ______.
I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ______.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ______ for the first time.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______.
It’s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ______.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ______.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ______.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ______.
The class field trip was completely ruined by ______.
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ______.
TSA guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes.
War! What is it good for?
What are my parents hiding from me?
What did I bring back from Mexico?
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
What ended my last relationship?
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
What helps Obama unwind?
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
What never fails to liven up the party?
What will always get you laid?
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
What's a girl's best friend?
What's my secret power?
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
What's that smell?
What's that sound?
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ______.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ______.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ______.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ______.
White people like ______.
Why am I sticky?
Why can't I sleep at night?
Why do I hurt all over?
______. That's how I want to die.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ______.
During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of ______.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ______.
Major League Baseball has banned ______ for giving players an unfair advantage.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is ______ stuffed with ______.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ______.
The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______.
What am I giving up for Lent?
What do old people smell like?
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
What gets better with age?
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
What's my anti-drug?
What's the most emo?
What's the new fad diet?
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
______. That was so metal.
A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ______.
After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ______.
Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ______ instead.
Hey Reddit! I'm ______. Ask me anything.
I get by with a little help from ______.
I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ______.
Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ______!
Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop______
Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ______.
Now at the Smithsonian: an interactive exhibit on ______.
The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ______ everywhere you go.
Today on /Maury/: "Help! My son is ______!"
Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ______.
Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ______.
What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?
What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?
What made my first kiss so awkward?
________: Once you pop, the fun don't stop!
________? Jim'll fix it!
________. That's why mums go to Iceland.
______? There's an app for that.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought ______ to all the people of New Orleans.
Airport security guidelines now prohibit ________ on airplanes.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.
Channel 4 presents ________, the story of ________.
Channel 5's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ________.
Coming to the West End this year, ________: The Musical.
Daddy, why is mummy crying?
Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with ________ and I need your advice.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers ______.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of ______.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for ______.
I'm sorry,Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ________.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ______ will be our currency.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ______.
In her latest feature-length film, Tracy Beaker struggles with ________ for the first time.
In Wormwood Scrubs, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ________.
Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives bad children ________.
Life was difficult for cavemen before ______.
Next on Sky Sports: The World Championship of ________.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ________.
O Canada, we stand on guard for ______.
Sorry everyone, I just ______.
The Natural History Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on ________.
The school field trip was completely ruined by ________.
The TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ________.
The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is "We are ________."
The U.S. has begun airdropping ______ to the children of Afghanistan.
Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: "Help! My son is ________!"
What are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy?
What did I bring back from Amsterdam?
What kept Margaret Thatcher busy in her waning years?
What's the crustiest?
What's the next superhero?
When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of ________.
When I'm in prison, I'll have ______ smuggled in.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Believe it or not Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ____.
How did Stella get her groove back?
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ____.
It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ____!
Siskel and Ebert have panned ____ as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed."
Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afriad of ____?
Up next on Nickelodeon: "Clarissa Explains ____."
______: good to the last drop.
Daddy, why is Mommy crying?
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice.
I drink to forget ______.
White people like ______.
I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called ______starter.
You have been waylaid by ______ and must defend yourself.
Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for ______!
In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of ______.
I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with ______.
Press [down arrow] [down arrow] [left arrow] [right arrow] [B] to unleash ______.
The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ______.
What made Spock cry?
______: Achievement unlocked.
There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ______.
In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from ______.
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?
No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ______.
Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what _____ is. You have to see it for yourself.
(Heavy breathing) Luke, I am _______.
You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle _____.
What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample and ____.
____ was totally worth the trauma.
During my first game of D&D, I accidentally summoned _____.
Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of _____."
Like _____, State Farm is there.
The Discovery Channel presents: _____ week.
From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. Today on our program, ________. Stay with us.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for ________.
Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What's the last thing you remember?
The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend ________ as a cure for impotence.
The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read 'GOD HATES ________!'
What do you see?
You can't wait forever. It's time to talk to your doctor about ________.
Next on TSN: The World Series of____________.
O Canada, we stand on guard for ______.
The Royal Ontario Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______.
What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?
When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Department of____________.
I can't believe Netflix is using _________ to promote House of Cards.
I'm not going to lie. I despise _________. There, I said it.
If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you _________, but it'll cost you.
Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with _________.
We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome _________ in the office.
My plan for world domination begins with ______.
Next season on Man vs, Wild, Bear Grylls must survive the depths of the Amazon with only ______ and his wits.
Science will never explain ______.
Science will never explain the origin of ______.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ______.
The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ______.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ______ is a basic human right.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ______ and his wits.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ______.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone.
My new favorite porn star is Joey "______" McGee.
Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ______.
Only two things in life are certain: death and ______.
The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance.
The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ______.
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is ______.
This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______.
This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ______ into the bedroom."
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about ______ could kill you.
What's harshing my mellow, man?
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ______.
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and ______.
Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ______.
My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ______.
Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ______.
Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ______.
During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ______.
Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for ______.
A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.
After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on "More ______!"
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ______!
He who controls ______ controls the world.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ______.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ______.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ______.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ______.
In the distant future, historians will agree that ______ marked the beginning of America's decline.
_______. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _______.
And what did you bring for show and tell?
As part of his contract, Prince won’t perform without _______ in his dressing room.
As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _______.
Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _______ in the workplace.
During high school I never really fit in until I found _______ club.
Finally! A service that delivers _______ right to your door.
Hey baby, come back to my place and I’ll show you _______.
I’m not like the rest of you. I’m too rich and busy for _______.
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _______ for all eternity.
Lovin’ you is easy ’cause you’re _______.
Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me _______.
My gym teacher got fired for adding _______ to the obstacle course.
The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _______.
To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _______.
Turns out that _______-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
What left this stain on my couch?
2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _______.
Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _______.
As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?
Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _______.
Do not fuck with me! I am literally _______ right now.
How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I"m absolutely mesmerized by _______.
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow _______ at the country club.
It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _______.
Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _______.
She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _______.
The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _______.
This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _______.
Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _______.
What's fun until it gets weird?
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _______!
And today's soup is Cream of ______.
Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _______: priceless.
Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew ____!
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ___ ? Zoloft.
Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "____ Friday."
Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: ______.
Having the worst day EVER. #_____
Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we encourage all students to explore _____ at their own pace.
Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.
Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "______." Can you explain?
I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Micheal Jordan of _____.
In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ______.
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.
Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____" by Barack Obama.
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _______.
What killed my boner?
What's making things awkward in the sauna?
WHOOO! God damn I love _____!
Why am I broke?
Yo' mama's so fat she _____!
Backers who supported Tabletop at the $25,000 level were astonished to receive ______ from Wil Wheaton himself.
For my turn, I will spend four gold and allocate all three workers to _______.
Hey, you guys want to try this awesome new game? It’s called ________.
How are the writers of Cards Against Humanity spending your $25?
Looking to earn big bucks? Learn how to make _______ work for you!
A study published in Nature this week found that ___ is good for you in small doses.
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about ___!
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized ___ in the lab.
What really killed the dinosaurs?
"This is madness." "No, THIS IS ___!"
And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or ___?
Behind every powerful man is ___.
Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ___ by the poolside.
Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with ___ for 20 years.
Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of ___ in this room.
I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, ___.
I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is ___.
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? ___!?
I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of ___.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to ___.
If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?
James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ___.
Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me ___.
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ___.
Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an intrest in ___. This is normal.
The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and ___ LOL!
This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or ___.
To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand ___ without crying out.
Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you'd like, a little bit of ___.
When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and ___.
Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it ___?
Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got ___.
You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with ___ every day.
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious ___ Bloopers!
Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter, 25% dark matter, and 70% _____.
BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers _____ for dogs.
Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger?
Housekeeping! You want _____?
In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is _____.
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want _____.
What's wrong with these gorillas?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
You say tomato, I say _____.
America is hungry. America needs _____.
I’m Bobby Flay, and if you can’t stand _, get out of the kitchen!
"It’s not delivery.
It’s ____."
Aw babe, your burps smell like _____!
Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with _____.
Excuse me, waiter. Could take this back? This soup tastes like _____.
Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of ______.
And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted ___.
Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with ___.
Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by ___.
Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?
Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: ___.
Don't worry, Penny! Go Go Gadget ___!
I'm just gonna stay in tonight. You know, Netflix and ___.
Nothing says "I love you" like ___.
This app is basically Tinder, but for ___.
TRIGGER WARNING: ___.
What did I nickname my genitals?
You guys, you can buy ___ on the dark web.
When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember:  a vote for me is a vote for _____.
As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive _____.
Senator, I trust you enjoyed _____ last night.  Now, can I count on your vote?
Trump's great!  Trump's got _____.  I love that.
According to Arizona's stand-your-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're _____.
It's 3AM.  The red phone rings.  It's _____.  Who do you want answering?
Before swallowing his pride and a cyanide pill, Adolf whispered to Eva, "Sorry about _____"
Leni Riefenstahl's last movie was called Triumph of _____.
Donald Trump has nominated _____ for his VP.
In 2019, Donald Trump eliminated our national parks to make room for _____.
Donald Trump's first act as president was to outlaw _____.
Wait, I came here to buy socks. How did I wind up with ________?