Lincoln plays a children's card game.

>Lincoln wasn't exactly one for board games.
>Luan tended to cheat and Lynn made games way too competitive.
>Not to mention having to stop every two minutes to explain the rules to Leni.
>Except for when they played Arkham Horror, weirdly enough.
>But Clyde insisted that they try out this one new card game.
>It was some japanese shit he had gotten from an import store when he was out og town.
>So Lincoln relented and decided to play with Clyde.
>And he was HOOKED.

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>"Ok, so uh, my Witch Hunter gets plus two to all arcane-element cards. So I'm gonna attack and deal five damage unless you have an answer."
>Lincoln shuffled his hand.
>"You're good."
>"Poo-poo?"
>Lily toddled her way into the room.
>She had only just recently learned to take her first steps.
>And she decided to spend all of her vertical energy to come this way.
>"Poo-poo?"
>"Awww, it's Lily! Do you remember me, Lily?"
>Lily farted.
>Clyde grimaced.
>"I'll. Take that as. a yes..."
>Lily didn't care about Clyde so much as she was here to see her older brother.
>Lily held her hands out to be held.
>"Poo-poo?"
>Lincoln held the youngest Loud in his hands, smiling wide as Lily laughed.
>As she was rocked back and forth, Lily's eyes grew heavy.
>"Lily? Where are you?"
>Lincol!'s mom rounded the corner to the kitchen table.
>"Oh, there you are. You get all over the place these days, don't you?"
>"Hi, Mrs. Loud."
>"And Clyde is here! This day gets better and better."
>Rita pinched Clyde's cheek as Lincoln rolled his eyes.
>"Anyway, it's about naptimw for Lily.
>Rita picked her up from Lincoln's arms.
>"Alright, say goodbye for now, Lily."
>Lily looked up at the white-haired youth.
>"Buh-bah, ween-kah."
>Lincoln's heart exploded out of his chest and all over the kitchen as the two left the room.
>"Alright dude, I think it's your turn."
>"Huh? Oh, yeah, I get to draw two cards because of this arcane effect..."