End of the World

Life has been pretty peaceful, wouldn’t you say?
(Doof: Yeah, I guess so)
Despite your evil schemes failing every day
(Doof: Wait. How d’you know about my schemes?
Arnold: Oh, I know everything)
Sure everyday’s a bit more cliché
But you can’t deny you like it that way

I’m sorry you’re used to your routine life
Your mundane days and your average strife
By now, you’re probably thinking I’m totally deranged
But be prepared for the world to change

(Doof: How, exactly?)

Oh, well, it will be great
Starting with something equating to an earthquake
Birds and snakes will flee, then something with an airplane
And Lenny Bruce won’t be afraid

(Doof: How could he be? He’s dead.
Arnold:  Zombies, man. Zombies)

Everyone will go crazy trying to serve their own needs
Paying no mind to your needs
Trying to escape, their attempts are in vain
Leave some behind, it’s too late to save

Newsmen are on the scene
This is too odd for them to perceive
Planes crashing when they hear the news
Come on now, it’s too early to lose
Hundreds are now dead and gone away, yet
We’re still overpopulated
Nothing to do except watch them bleed
Getting out would be too extreme
You’re hyped up enough, you wanna go, but no
Just sit back and watch the show, oh

We know you want the world to prosper
All of this is just too much for
Everybody who is yourself
Now, it’s time to draw the line
It’s the end as we know it, and I feel fine

It’s now 6:00 to me
And on TV, you can see
Thousands without homes, so sad
Terrorists take this time to be bad
And while we’re on a roll,
Let’s let the conservatives be bold
Destroy the things they think give minds mold
You realize you be bad
Trying to survive is one of the better plans you’ve had
Do all you can to save yourself
Help no one and accept no help
You’re becoming one of them
Just wanna live to see past the end
Your plan may fail, but that’s okay
In your mind, it’s the only way
For now, you’ll avoid all disaster
And you’ll do it quite faster
Than anybody else who would

We know you want the world to prosper
All of this is just too much for
Everybody who is yourself
Now, it’s time to draw the line
It’s the end as we know it, and I feel fine

Disaster strikes, you’re not prepared to fend
Not the world’s yet, but it is your end
When you arrive, Bernstein, Bruce, and Bangs to cheer you on

A celebration may be in our plans
You’re not the last, this is certainly not the end
Through everything I can’t help but notice,
This is where all begin to lose focus
Our overlords are quite mysterious to me
Insert change, press 0-1 for justice
Or 0-2 or tyranny
And your choice is quite clear to me

Now, it’s time to draw the line
It’s the end as we know it, and I feel fine
And I feel fine
And I feel fine
And I feel fine